Chapter 1: Now I don't want to be human
Chaos is not divided into heaven and earth, and no one can see it.
Since Pangu broke Hongmeng, it has opened up from Ziqing to distinguish turbidity.
Covering the masses of beings to look up to benevolence, inventing all things to be good.
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If you want to know whether you can learn from the scriptures or not, you must look at the sixth child of the Jade Emperor.
Heaven.
Marshal Tianhe's Mansion.
A man in gold armor is sitting in the hall contemplatively at the moment, the man is very handsome, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, fresh and handsome, straight nose and thin lips, and graceful ......
Summarize it in four words – starting point reader.
The handsome man's name is Zhu Xiaopeng, who would have missed the net of nine-year compulsory education, who would have thought ...... If you don't close your eyes, your whole life will pass.
Thereupon.
just got on the express train of crossing and came to the world of Journey to the West, not crossing into a little white dragon, but crossing into Zhu Bajie.
Oh no, no...
To be precise - Marshal Tianpeng.
At the beginning, Zhu Xiaopeng knew that after he crossed Marshal Cheng Tianpeng, that guy! It was a lot of fun.
Journey to the West!
Who hasn't seen this?
The protagonist takes the sperm group of five people, huh......
Looking at the entire Journey to the West world, the beginning of Marshal Tianpeng is definitely Tianhu, you have to have strength, you want power, you have power, you have a background, you want a girlfriend...... No!
Belch...
In short, Marshal Tianpeng's position of strength can already lie flat.
It's a pity that happiness gives birth to sorrow.
Today, after Zhu Xiaopeng completely fused Tianpeng's memory, he found a very "" information.
Monkey... Here it comes.
The monkey has gone to heaven.
The monkey became Bi Ma Wen.
This Nima?
Zhu Xiaopeng felt a little loveless at this time, the monkey went to heaven to be Bi Ma Wen, what does this mean?
This means that the monkey is a grasshopper after autumn, and he can't jump for a few days.
And after the monkey hit the street, wouldn't it be his turn Zhu Xiaopeng immediately after?
flirted with Chang'e and was beaten down.
Reincarnated as a pig, and then go to learn from the experience?
Zhu Xiaopeng's brows tightened, the more he thought about it, the more it hurt, of course...... If you analyze the scripture-learning teams one by one and cross into Zhu Bajie, it is relatively better.
First of all.
Monkey king.
Although it seems to be beautiful, it is actually the ancestor of the "monkey" school, not to mention that there is still the Five Elements Mountain behind, and he has been pressed for 500 years.
Tang Sanzang?
It's a bit complicated....
Tang Sanzang is really a blessed life, Sun Wukong and they broke through the dungeon, and Tang Sanzang took a bath in the "club" all the way to Lingshan.
Zhu Xiaopeng has actually been wondering how many times Tang Sanzang has been rubbed by monsters on the way to learn scriptures, and there is no shrewd monster who rubbed Tang Sanzang's dead skin off and ate it?
The main Tang Sanzang is a mortal, if he crosses into Tang Sanzang, Zhu Xiaopeng feels that the story of learning from the scriptures has already ended in the daughter country.
As for the roller blinds and the little white dragon.
Pierced in the heart, iron juice...
Needless to say, the curtain is the pain of the quicksand river and ten thousand swords piercing the heart, the little white dragon is a minotaur at the beginning, these two people are difficult brothers!
"Harm."
After some analysis and self-comfort, Zhu Xiaopeng let out a long sigh, and if he pondered carefully, he felt that Zhu Bajie was ...... Not bad.
If you lay down the mortal, you will lay down the mortal, and if you are a pig, you can be wanton and chic in the mortal world, as for the matter of learning from the scriptures?
Then hug Cuilan, just wait for Gao Laozhuang to join the team, and after joining the team, you can hang up, you can also move your heart, and you can eat and drink......
That's not bad!
Although the beginning of the canopy is about to collapse, Zhu Bajie's wonderful life will begin immediately.
Of course, there is a little bad thing in this, that is, the cultivation is to be rebuilt, after Zhu Xiaopeng and Tianpeng fused, he found that the cultivation at this moment was completed in the early stage of Da Luo Jin Xian, and then it was the middle stage of Da Luo Jin Xian.
And now in the Three Realms, after the gods were sealed, Hongjun Ancestor took away all the saints, and Da Luo Jin Immortal was already very powerful.
Earth Immortals, Heavenly Immortals, True Immortals, Xuan Immortals, Golden Immortals, Taiyi Golden Immortals, Da Luo Golden Immortals, quasi-saints, saints.
You must know that Yang Jian and Nezha, the two gods of war in the heavenly court, are cultivated to be the great consummation of the late stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and they are not even a Da Luo Golden Immortal.
This is not to say that the canopy is better than their talent, but ...... People are sophisticated!
Who made Tianpeng the only seedling of the human religion, and Lao Tzu is an all-round boss, a nine-turn big Dan, directly breaking through the Da Luo Jin Immortal, and achieving a lot of immortal families in their lives, difficult to reach the realm.
As for the future, Zhu Xiaopeng felt that without the Nine Turns of the Great Returning Dan, it would be very difficult to return to the Da Luo Golden Immortal Period.
That's fine.
Early death and early life.
It was only the physical body that was beaten down from the mortal world, and its original spirit was not damaged, if he could go down early, cultivate more hard, and return to the realm of Daluo Golden Immortal, there was still hope.
That is to say, Chang'e? (Neon Dress Fairy)
Zhu Xiaopeng began to muttered in his heart again, since he made a mistake and defeated the mortal, then the fake show was really done...... Oh no! This should be called entering the play, right... It's into the play.
Sucking and slipping....
That's when it happened.
A heavenly general in silver armor came in and shouted:
"Report to the marshal, we are waiting to inspect the Tianhe River and find that the newly appointed Bi Ma Wen actually put the Tianma on our Tianhe and released it."
Zhu Xiaopeng moved his buttocks and replied lightly: "Do you still need to report this little thing to me?" Can't you just drive people away? ”
The Silver Armor Heavenly General was a little embarrassed and replied:
"Marshal, that monkey is arrogant, we let him leave not only didn't listen, but also shot our people, I... I didn't hit him either. ”
Belch...
When Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, his face turned a little strange.
In the early stage of the monkey, it was indeed arrogant.
Not to mention a few heavenly soldiers.
At this time, I'm afraid that it is the Jade Emperor and Laojun, or Rulai and Burning Lamp, who provoked the monkey, he dared to point his nose and scold, there is no way for everyone to spoil it!!
"Leave him alone."
Drip!
"System loading......"
"The system is loaded and bound successfully, and the negative emotion collection system is at your service."
it?
Zhu Xiaopeng, who was ready to put it in a bad position and accept his fate, his eyes lit up all of a sudden.
System?
Goldfinger?
Negative emotion collection?
Since this is a hanging, then I still want to return to Da Luo Jinxian after a fart in the lower realm? I should set a small goal - a saint, and then serve the seven fairies of the Queen Mother of Chang'e in a pot!!
It's just that..
Why is there a feeling of déjà vu.
Zhu Xiaopeng was a little excited, and came to feel it.
"Good."
"Toko, please start your show!"
Drip!
"The negative emotion collection system can collect the negative emotions of others, and after the host collects negative emotion points, they can be extracted and exchanged for rich rewards."
"The system will also randomly issue tasks, and the host can get more generous rewards after completing the tasks."
Simple and straightforward.
Zhu Xiaopeng understood after listening to this explanation.
The sixth system is to build one's own happiness on the pain of others. It's good, I didn't have a choice before, now I don't want to be a human being.