"Hello teachers, my name is Zhang Tiedan, I am 175 tall, weigh 120 pounds, and I am eighteen years old this year......

Candidates have already started the exam.

After listening to it for a while, Qin Muchu felt a little bored, so he looked around.

The classroom was empty, with a chair for each of the five invigilators in the middle, and a long desk.

There was a row of people at the back of the classroom, a fat photographer with a video camera, filming students, Qin Chumu glanced at it and didn't pay attention.

He and the rest of the candidates stood in a row by the wall, leaving enough space for the performance.

Yan Ying's performance department entrance examination is generally divided into three exams, namely the preliminary examination, the second examination and the third examination.

The interval between each exam is about a week, and at the same time, the next batch of people will be brushed every time, and finally those who pass three levels in a row will pass Yan Ying's art exam.

is the so-called "both feet have stepped into Yanying", and it has also taken the first step to become a sought-after star.

These are all the relevant contents about the Yan Ying Art Examination that suddenly appeared in Qin Muchu's mind.

But he is not surprised, after all, this is his dream, what the content of the art exam, what setting, is not all his subconscious blindness.

It's not strange that a chicken flies in after a while, and a chicken plays basketball.

Through the knowledge that emerged in his mind, Qin Muchu also knew that what was going on now was Yan Ying's first test.

This is also the easiest of the three exams, which only requires candidates to introduce themselves and then recite a paragraph on any topic.

The teacher mainly examines the image and voice conditions of the students.

Basically, as long as you are handsome and speak clearly, you can live.

In other words, most of the ones screened out in this round are ugly criticism......

Chill the breath!

It's understandable, though.

After all, whether it is a star or an actor, appearance is still quite important.

It's not that there are no powerful factions, but there are very few, and the road is difficult to walk, not to mention that many powerful factions are also idol factions.

For example, in Qin Muchu's memory, Sha Yi, a greasy uncle who mixed in major variety shows, was also a handsome "thief saint" Bai Zhantang all over the country when he was young.

Who would have thought that the little fresh meat of the "sunflower point acuman" would become the pork belly of "Yingzi, open the door, it is dei di" in middle age?

Although he said in an interview that it was because rough men were more popular in that era, so he deliberately made himself old and ugly, Qin Muchu was more inclined to use the years as a pig-killing knife......

"Look ugly, live long" is just a self-comforting lyric with no scientific basis.

is its next sentence, "handsome, old fast" has been verified by Sha Yi.

Qin Muchu unconsciously wandered again.

"Ah, on the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds; Between the clouds and the sea......"

"There's a petrel flying proudly......"

"I'm Nima!"

The sudden sharp pain from the soles of his feet made Qin Muchu gasp and scolded directly.

The scolding echoed very clearly in the empty classroom, where there was only the sound of recitation.

For a moment, the classroom was quiet and the pins were falling.

Everyone looked in the direction where Qin Muchu was.

The teachers' expressions were barely manageable, but the students all cast surprised eyes and looked dumbfounded.

……

Yang Mi's eyes widened, and her small mouth opened into an "O" shape.

The stunned look, his eyes were full of disbelief, and he even forgot to remove his foot from the soles of Qin Muchu's feet.

Qin Muchu glared angrily at this woman who dared to step on her feet.

His eyes met, and a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.

The narrow melon seed face, the high nose bridge and the distinct jawline outline a bit of heroism.

The moth eyebrows are tactful, the eyebrows are beautiful, especially a pair of fox-like eyes, giving people a sense of charm and seduction.

The cherry has a small mouth, and the lips are like cherry red.

The contradictory combination of heroism and charm is as quiet as a cold and glamorous royal sister, and the movement is charming and seductive.

Qin Muchu looked at this familiar face, and his first reaction was:

You won't get foot odor through your shoes, right?

The thought flashed away, his eyes rolled, revealing a fleeting evil smile, and then said with an anxious and helpless expression:

"Don't ask for my phone number, I just want to concentrate on studying and being admitted to Yanying now."

After a pause, he said in a deep voice:

"Senior sister, you don't want to ...... I can't pass the Yanying exam, right? ”

Qin Muchu deliberately spoke loudly to ensure that everyone in the classroom could hear it.

"Hiss~"

There was a sound of cold air in the classroom, a small piece of Arctic glacier melting, and a few more homeless penguins.

The eyes of the audience were uniformly shifted from Qin Chumu to Yang Mi.

The eyes changed from surprise to fiery gossip that made the paparazzi ashamed.

Even several teachers cast surprised looks, and the water cup was put down, looking like eating melons.

It's a pity that there are no melon seeds, otherwise you have to swallow two catties!

In the face of this sudden scene, Yang Mi, who "enjoyed" the attention of the audience, finally restarted after "crashing" due to the sudden influx of data and the overheating of the CPU.

It's just that maybe the heat of the "CPU" hasn't cooled down yet, and the "display" has become red and hot, and it seems to be going to smoke.

"You, you, Hu ......"

"Alright, senior sister!"

Qin Chumu interrupted Yang Mi's words, stared at her eyes and said, very serious:

"If I can be admitted to Yanying, I will consider your pursuit!"

After speaking, without waiting for everyone to react, he immediately turned to face several teachers.

"I'm sorry, because of our business delayed the exam, please continue the exam, we can't affect everyone anymore because of us!"

Consciously or unconsciously, he accentuates his voice on "us".

The students who were waiting for the exam inhaled the cool air again, the Antarctic glaciers melted a lot, and the polar bears were about to cry!

"No, he slandered, he slandered me......"

Yang Mi was so anxious that she almost cried with the polar bear.

"Yes, exams are important. Yang Mi, you go to the back first, your business, after the exam. ”

Yang Mi's words were interrupted again, but this time it was a middle-aged female teacher among the five teachers, about fifty years old.

Her position is among the five teachers, and it seems that she should be the most powerful.

Yang Mi wanted to say something, but when she met the eyes of the middle-aged female teacher, she immediately deflated like a leaky ball.

He bowed his head and agreed:

"Yes, Mr. Cui."

After that, I walked to the back of the classroom.

Qin Muchu closed his eyes, his whole body tense, and in the eyes of outsiders, it seemed that he was avoiding external interference and adjusting his state to prepare for the exam.

This is also in line with the character set up by what he said just now, "I just want to be admitted to Yanying".

People who don't know the truth may still sigh in their hearts:

Sure enough, it's a stupid comparison to learn to treat beauty as nothing.

In fact, only Qin Muchu knew that the reason why he closed his eyes and tightened his whole body was to control himself and prevent himself from laughing.

He is "awake" and is not a "social" sufferer.

Like most people, there is no "social fear", but only in front of familiar family and friends can you let go and have fun.

It's more about going crazy when you're alone.

If there is a stranger, he will become less talkative.

Yang Mi, like Huang Mulin before, is a common star on TV.

Qin Muchu couldn't touch it at all in his life, but now that they appeared in his "dream", he ......

Especially Yang Mi, she provoked him again and again.

Anyway, in his dream, he was able to let go of his usually thin face and tease this big star unscrupulously.

Thinking about it, Qin Muchu still showed a smile after all.

Yang Mi was already leaving, but before leaving, she inadvertently glanced at Qin Muchu, and the sneering smile aroused the anger that she had finally suppressed.

Qin Muchu felt that his face was burning a little, as if there was a fire burning.

When he opened his eyes, it turned out that Yang Mi was staring at him, her willow eyebrows were upside down, her fox-like charming eyes turned into apricots, and her anger seemed to be gushing out.

Qin Muchu rubbed his face, restrained his smile, added another firewood to the anger in Yang Mi's eyes, and said in a low voice:

"I'm sorry, I didn't have professional training, so I couldn't hold back my laughter."

His expression even showed a little shyness at the right time!

Rumble!

It's like a volcano is erupting.

Qin Muchu's "I just can't kill me because you can't get used to it" completely ignited Yang Mi.

Yang Mi's chest rose and fell sharply, and a mouthful of silver teeth was almost crushed, and a voice that only the two of them could hear was squeezed out from between the teeth:

"Boy, okay, okay, let's see!"

After speaking, he shook his head and walked away, not giving Qin Muchu a chance to continue talking.

She is also not professionally trained, so I am afraid that she will not be able to help it...... Homicide!

"Teacher, can I continue?"

Zhang Tiedan, who was originally the protagonist of the stage, raised his hand weakly, aggrieved like a child of more than 100 pounds.

Who is so bullying in the family art test!

"Oh, classmate, you continue. Don't be nervous, just play normally, you just recited well. ”

Teacher Cui spoke, and at the same time comforted the aggrieved iron egg, and there was a trace of pity in his eyes.

This unlucky kid.

It's the first time she's seen this kind of thing happen in the exam room for decades, and she understands that maybe this fork will disrupt the rhythm of the candidate's preparation and drop the level.

After all, there is a certain amount of nervousness in the exam, and many candidates are holding their breath to perform, and this breath is released......

Sure enough, the next recitation state of this candidate named Zhang Tiedan was far worse than before, and he was not as full of emotions as before.

Maybe his enthusiasm was put into "On the day of the art exam, the glamorous senior sister pursued me crazily"......

At the end of the recitation, the candidates left the stage, and several teachers discussed the scoring.

After a while, Teacher Cui raised her head and looked at Qin Muchu, this candidate left an impression in her heart.

Qin Muchu seemed to sense that someone was looking at him, and his eyes met Teacher Cui's.

There was no awe of the students for the teacher, and there was no nervousness, but they smiled calmly.

This is not for Mr. Cui, who has been teaching for many years.

This kid is interesting.

She didn't feel offended because Qin Muchu's students were not afraid of the teacher, but she had a good impression.

In this line of work, how can you be shy and introverted?

"It's your turn, classmate."

Teacher Cui smiled kindly.

She is over half a hundred years old, and her children have already started a family, and Qin Muchu's group of students are similar to children in her opinion.

She also treats students as her own children when teaching, and she likes Qin Muchu, a "naughty" student who is not afraid of teachers.

“OK！”

Qin Muchu said and made an "OK" gesture, and walked to the middle of the classroom in the surprised eyes of the students and teachers.

It's just that no one noticed that from the moment Yang Mi and Qin Muchu were talking, the fat photographer pointed the camera lens at them.

"Director Wang, what is this offspring?"

A man next to the fat photographer whispered, but in Cantonese.

"It's pretty enough, Hong Kong dialect is very interesting, and there is a spoof to suck it."

The fat photographer thought about it and nodded, and then turned his gaze to Qin Chumu in the camera.

"再睇 (tai, meaning "look") la......"

(ps: Cantonese is not standard, mainly so that everyone can read a little Cantonese flavor on the basis of understanding the meaning)

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