Chapter 85: Your Majesty, Are You Serious (6th Watch)
Of course.
Sun Wukong knew the situation of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but he drank too much just now and forgot about it.
Now that he is looking at so many heavenly soldiers and generals, he is afraid that the immobilization technique is not safe, so he can only change his moves.
He thought about it, and suddenly took out two large jars of imperial wine from his body, exerted his magical powers on it, and blew on the immortal qi and said:
"Change!"
Suddenly, the two jars of imperial wine turned into two dense masses of sleepy insects, and he scattered the sleepy insects with a wave of his hand.
The heavenly soldiers and generals guarding outside the Tongming Hall were transferred to their bodies one by one by sleepy insects and began to fall to the ground.
The powerful generals have little influence, but the powerful generals know a lot and know Sun Wukong.
So they all have to fall!
……
The Treasure Palace.
Clairvoyant and Shunfeng were shocked, and exclaimed:
"Your Majesty, it's not good!"
"Sun Wukong has come to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and he has brought down all the heavenly soldiers and generals outside the Tongming Palace......"
All:???
In an instant, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall was boiling.
"You two drank too much, didn't you?"
"No, it's only now, where is it?"
"Cut! Havoc in the Heavenly Palace, right? Go and ask Marshal Tianpeng ......"
"That's not right, the marshal and the true monarch are so fierce in Nantianmen today, he Sun Wukong is drinking fake wine, and he is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace at this time??"
The immortals are really confused!
The Jade Emperor glanced at everyone on the field and said lightly:
"Leave him alone."
From Sun Wukong to the gate of Tongming Palace, the Jade Emperor has already seen it.
But...
Zhu Xiaopeng calculated the timing just now, and he used the karmic fire red lotus to make an enchantment, so the Jade Emperor didn't understand what the situation was now.
With the Jade Emperor's sentence "Don't worry about him".
Sun Wukong concocted it according to the law, and put down the heavenly soldiers at the gate of Tongming Hall and Lingxiao Treasure Hall all the way.
This way.
Wu Gang went all the way at full speed, he was really scared now, he was afraid that he would not be able to enter the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he was afraid that things would not be done, and he would be blown up by the marshal.
It's horrible.
However, when he arrived at the Tongming Palace, he saw that all the heavenly soldiers and generals were lying on the ground, and he was also stunned.
What's the situation!
You fell before I could make a move?
Of course, he didn't dare to hesitate, feeling that this was a good opportunity, God help me!
Drip!
"Negative emotions from the Jade Emperor +999. ×99”
Wu Gang was just about to arrive at the Tongming Palace, and was seen by the Jade Emperor, who was really dumbfounded.
Sun Wukong is the pioneer, Wu Gang is a pervert and bravely enters the Lingxiao Treasure Palace? ?
What kind of look is this?
Disgusting people don't play like this!
The Jade Emperor hesitated, and resisted the intention of shooting Wu Gang to death in the Tongming Palace...... Come on, come on, let me see how rigid you really are, and how dare you do something?
So!
The Jade Emperor did not stop him, and Sun Wukong was in the Tongming Hall again.
And so.
Wu Gang took that flower-like makeup and ugly appearance of art, and ran directly into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
All the immortals are actually quite puzzled, what does Sun Wukong want to do?
At this moment, I felt that someone was coming in, so I turned my head to look at it, and it was Wu Gang's strange makeup, which almost made them vomit it directly.
"Poof..."
"I'm going?"
"Gross..."
"What... What the heck? ”
"It's... That's disgusting, isn't it? ”
The immortals felt that their mentality had collapsed, how could this Nima still have such an ugly person, it is not your fault that he is ugly, it is your fault to come out and scare the immortals.
These hundreds, thousands, thousands, and tens of thousands of years...... We've never seen you so ugly!
Drip!
"The negative emotions from every immortal family in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall are +999. ×99”
"From ......"
In an instant, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall was silent.
Everyone felt unwell, wishing that they were blind, and this was too spicy.
What the hell are you?
Are you the legendary disgusting ghost?
Are you a legendary pervert?
Yes! Is that you, Gangzi.
Many immortals gradually reacted, isn't this special mother in the Moon Palace, just on a tree?
How is this the look?
In fact, ugliness and disgusting are two different concepts.
Ugly... No matter how ugly it is, it's just ugly.
But Wu Gang's appearance is purely disgusting, which is also Nezha's original purpose, and the immortals who watched it really wanted to beat him.
Wu Gang stood at the door of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, looking at the stunned immortals and the Jade Emperor inside, scratching his head in embarrassment, thinking about Zhu Xiaopeng's explanation in his heart...... He hesitated.
Now this situation is just shedding a layer of skin, but if you are jumping for a while, it will really ...... Even if the Jade Emperor doesn't clean him up, the immortals will beat him to death!
"See Your Majesty!"
Wu Gang bowed, and as soon as he bent down, a peach fell directly from his chest to the ground and rolled up.
"Poof!"
At this moment, the Jade Emperor couldn't hold back his laughter.
Nima!
I should be angry, but why can't I help but want to laugh?
The Jade Emperor felt like he was going crazy.
There were many people among the immortals, and their expressions were complicated all of a sudden, and they were also made happy by Wu Gang's appearance.
They just want to ask, what makes you have a social cow, and you can appear in front of so many people?
They gradually developed admiration for Wu Gang, if it were them, they wouldn't be able to do it.
It's shameless.
The Jade Emperor glanced at the immortals and said:
"Pick up the peach and tell me what kind of makeup you have, why did you come to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace??"
All the immortals also looked at Wu Gang in unison, and then turned their heads together with a tacit understanding, this is really unsightly!
What kind of experience can make your Wu Gang feel perverted to this extent?
Wu Gang glanced at the Jade Emperor weakly, then secretly observed the immortals, bowed his head and replied:
"It's... Nezha gave me makeup, and these clothes on my body were also made for me by Nezha, and she asked me to come to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to dance..."
"If I don't, she'll... She's going to break my legs..."
When the immortals heard this, they looked left and right, looking for Nezha and Li Jing, but they didn't find anyone, and complained in their hearts.
This abominable Nezha!
How can you be so weird?
How did you come up with such ugly makeup??
The Jade Emperor had some doubts in his heart, Nezha?
This guy is really idle day by day...
Wrong!
Nezha wanted to break Wu Gang's legs, and Wu Gang came in with this appearance, let alone what would happen to him, even these people on the field could break his legs eight hundred times.
How dare he?
With Nezha's IQ, it is impossible to think of letting Sun Wukong take the wind in Tongming Palace, and if there is no Sun Wukong Wu Gang, it is impossible to come in, it seems that it should be Tianpeng, a shameless guy!
The Jade Emperor thought about it in his heart, and suddenly he also had a bold idea, and he said with a serious face:
"Jump one."
Wu Gang: ???
Immortals: ???
In an instant, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall was silent, and everyone was really shocked.
Your Majesty, are you serious?
If we jump this thing, we'll really throw up!