Chapter Eighty-Seven: I, Wu Gang, are super gods in five companies
The Queen Mother nodded slightly, and said with a serious face:
"Do as I say, and don't blame the past, if not...... There is a way in this seat, so that you can survive and not die! ”
Wu Gang hurriedly nodded and agreed, I am familiar with this job, is there a problem There is no problem, so ...... Not a big problem.
Wu Gang left Yaochi and went to Tushi Palace again.
………
Moon.
Zhu Xiaopeng and the three of them hooked their shoulders and backs, they had already drunk well, and they were about to end at this time, and they were ready to go back to their respective homes.
Sun Wukong stood a little floating, and said in his mouth:
"Big brother and second brother, I'll send you back."
He's very happy tonight, this Tianpeng and Yang Jian are both temperamental, everyone has a good temper, and it's fun to be together.
Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, waved his hand and said, "Send your second brother back to the prison, I will be tonight... Just live here. ”
"What!"
Yang Jian, who was already dizzy, suddenly shook and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng.
Zhu Xiaopeng???
"Surprised, I'll go to Guanghan Palace."
Yang Jian frowned and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng, and said with a serious face: "Tonight, you... I can't go to the Guanghan Palace, I can't go to the Marshal's Palace..."
Zhu Xiaopeng said a little strangely: "What am I going to do in the Marshal's Mansion, isn't it... Have you drunk too much, and you have to care where I go?? ”
Yang Jian glanced at Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong looked at the two of them curiously, and he didn't know what was going on.
Yang Jian thought for a while and said:
"My sister is in the Marshal's Palace, and she... I'm definitely waiting for you, you have to go back tonight..."
Zhu Xiaopeng thought about it in his heart and said a little entangled:
"Not really, right?"
"It's fine."
Zhu Xiaopeng asked again:
"Is it developing too fast?"
"Unpleasant."
Zhu Xiaopeng understood, and shouted affectionately:
"Uncle."
"Brother-in-law, go back and rest early!"
"Hey."
Zhu Xiaopeng replied, and rushed back to the Marshal's Mansion alone...... With such an uncle, Zhu Xiaopeng feels that he saved the whole chaos in his last life!
Sun Wukong said with a confused face:
"Second brother, isn't the eldest brother still in prison, this... Why don't you take it back after you go out for a walk? ”
Yang Jian said calmly: "The prison is just a show, how can you control him?" ”
"And... I'll tell you again, if you want to call me big brother, he's my brother-in-law, he's the second, don't you understand? ”
"Oh, okay second brother."
Sun Wukong nodded and replied.
You jungler dead monkey!
Yang Jian glared at him angrily, wait for me to go down to the heavenly court to catch you, you see that I won't let the Roaring Sky Dog bite you to death!
Sun Wukong suddenly asked:
"Hey... Second brother, the eldest brother just said to go to Guanghan Palace, isn't that the palace of Fairy Chang'e? ”
Yang Jian stopped in the air, looked at Sun Wukong and said:
"Go back to your Imperial Horse Supervisor, you don't need to send it."
Sun Wukong scratched his head in embarrassment and muttered in a low voice: "Then I'll go back, second brother... Can you tell me about Nezha? ”
"How's her relationship with you, isn't it?"
Yang Jian...?!?
He really took it, you said to go back... You're leaving, what have you been following me for?
I'm going to go to Guanyin now to add money!
……
Tushi Palace.
Lao Jun just finished watching Wu Gang's "happy" dance, he really took it, this day, can't he put his mind on the right road?
The golden horn and the silver horn feel blind.
It's disgusting.
It's so weird.
There is also the fact that the marshal is itchy to the skin, let Wu Gang come to the Tushi Palace to show off his sassy posture, is he really not afraid of being hung up and smoked by the master?
In short, they think that the marshal is very brave!
Super brave well!
Wu Gang stood there, and felt in his heart... My final destination seems to be pretty good!
Nezha is not a thing.
Marshal Tianpeng is too terrifying.
The Jade Emperor is the Lord of the Three Realms, an absolute horror!
The Queen Mother is decisive again.
Compared with the above four results, it was really good to be planted in the hands of the old man of Tushi Palace in the end.
Everyone in the Three Realms knows that Lao Jun is amiable and is the best talker.
Now.
Lao Jun's face was calm, he looked at Wu Gang and asked:
"You just said that Tianpeng taught you to dance, and the Jade Emperor asked you to come, is there anything else?"
Wu Gang shook his head and said in a low voice:
"No... Nope. ”
Lao Jun frowned slightly, and said lightly:
"Little gold, little silver, throw it in the furnace and refine it!"
Wu Gang: ???
He was stupid all at once.
No...
I remember you were kind and pleasant!
You are a benevolent Dao Ancestor!
Why do you have to throw the furnace if you don't agree?
Wu Gang was held by the golden horn and silver horn for a while, and dragged it to the side of the gossip furnace, and he was so frightened that he cried and begged for mercy.
"Grandpa Daozu spares his life!"
"Grandpa Dao... I was wrong... Give me a chance, please spare me! ”
Wu Gang really cried, he didn't react, everyone knows that Lao Jun is the gentlest big guy, but ...... It's all different!
Lao Jun saw that Wu Gang was dragged to the side of the gossip furnace, gave the golden horn and the silver horn a look, and the two stopped.
Lao Jun said lightly:
"Speak!"
Wu Gang hurriedly began to explain:
"It's... It was Nezha, it was Nezha who threatened me at first, she put on makeup for me, and asked Ju to go to the Moon Palace to play Marshal Tianpeng and Yang Jian, as well as Sun Wukong. ”
"I went to the Moon Palace...... The marshal threatened me again and asked me to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to dance, and I went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to dance again...... The Jade Emperor threatened me again and asked me to go to Yao Chi to dance, and I went to Yao Chi to dance...... The Queen Mother threatened me again and asked me to come to the Tushi Palace to dance......"
Wu Gang told the matter completely all of a sudden, and he was still thinking about it in his heart...... Why don't you let me dance in another place?
As long as I, Wu Gang, change the scene fast enough, death won't be able to catch up with me.
After listening to Lao Jun and the Golden Horn and Silver Horn, his face was very exciting.
Jin Jiao said with a serious face:
"It's amazing, it's amazing."
"Wu Gang, you have been able to live until now, this is really a miracle of the heavenly court!"
Yinjiao also nodded seriously, with such a sassy posture...... Unexpectedly, the Moon Palace, Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Yao Chi, and Tushi Palace have been shown in succession, and it is a miracle that they have been able to live until now.
Lao Jun is also convinced, there are so many inappropriate guys here???
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother...
This Nezha and Tianpeng are playing around, how old are you, and you are also participating in it, don't be old enough to nod your face, right?
It's literal.
Lao Jun was very disdainful of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's approach, and he didn't dare to agree, he thought about it and said:
"Wu Gang, let's go to Lingshan next!"
"Remember to tell them that the Queen Mother asked you to go, do you understand what I mean?"
Wu Gang: ???
Gold and Silver Horns: ???
Wu Gang is really confused, I... I can still walk, I can still show?
That's outrageous, isn't it?