160 Otherworldly machete version of mother-in-law war
God is pitiful!
"Alice Field, you're going too far!-" Pandaragon grabbed Alice Field's hand with righteous words, and said with green eyes with determination, "Isn't it too boring for you to do this!"
Cybertron's momentary emotion was completely destroyed by the second sentence.
"Well, no—it shouldn't be called 'boring,' to put it another way...... What do you think [not dramatic enough]?" Pandaragon muttered for a moment and said, "I have always believed that human beings are like stars in the sky, and this was a very popular saying before the sinking of the Mu Continent. 3,000 years ...... Although the time of slumber accounts for the vast majority. However, after his death and finally got married, such a beautiful husband can't just play to death - he has to change his tricks. ”
“...... Pandaragon, I thought you were a good person for a moment. Cybertron said resentfully.
"Oh, how can I be a good person? I used to be scolded. Pandaragon smiled and said, "Say...... Doesn't my mother-in-law want your head? Okay, let's have fun—"
Something seemed to be understood in an instant.
"Oh...... That's a good point. Denisa smiled and walked over to Pandaragon and took the ...... Head.
To be honest, the Death Knight will only give his head to his own spouse. Giving it to someone else has proven complete trust and other unspeakable feelings.
"I'm the one I've killed her son. Denisha carefully held Pandaragon's little head in her hand, and the image looked a little weird...... But it's good to get used to it, and Cybertron often "plays" like this: "In the tribe I wanted to challenge my mother-in-law, but she refused all of them. This time I guess it's okay—"
"Take good care of my head, I'll have a headache if I get chopped. ”
Pandaragon and Denisha drifted apart.
"Don't fool my mother, I don't know what will happen if she gets even more angry!" Cybertron shook his body, and suddenly thought of something: "Dear Patriarch! Dear Miria, I save the storm of suffering!-help, don't just watch!
"Hmm...... The war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is really unimaginable...... Well, "Miria-Storm" came to Cybertron's side, touched the top of his head and said to Alice Phil, "If you've had enough, let him go, it looks like he's in a hurry." ”
"Cut...... Little Storm, you're good at everything, but your heart is too soft and it's easy to get hit. With that, Alice Phil freed Cybertron from his shackles, and then put her arms around his shoulders: "Let's go, let's go meet my mother-in-law—"
“...... You can just call her Rai. Cybertron wiped his cold sweat and said, "Hmm...... Let's go, Alice Phil, you lend me the most beautiful jewelry first, and I'll give it back to you another day. ”
"By the way, mother-in-law...... 'Rai' will she like me?"
"Don't worry, I've always suspected that my mom was a dragon. Cybertron sighed, "She's the least resistant to the glittering gold coins, and when she was pregnant with me, she didn't forget to go out and earn extra money - you are so rich, she must like you very much." ”
"Oh, so easy to solve?"
-- Give me back --
On the other hand, Denisha had already carried Pandaragon's head around the city.
The winter wind was gusting, and of course Cybertron's wife didn't have time to wait for her son to come out, and by the time Denisha found them, it was already time for the tribal leaders to drink at the harbor wine shop.
To be honest, at first, I heard that my mother-in-law was coming, and I thought that the other party was chasing and killing his son by himself. This is normal, you can also like it or something. But......
"Oh, what a formation, are the Burkeso finally going to attack the south?"
Denisha walked into the open-air wine shop with a human head in her hand. Looking at the many chiefs in the tribe, as well as several monster chiefs, there was a puzzled look on his face.
"Oh!—Denisha, you're here!" The chief of the frostwolf tribe hurriedly jumped out, originally to get married, but don't turn it into a feud: "Eh, it's good that you're here, it seems that you don't plan to kill your fiancé." You...... What are you carrying?"
"Heads. Denisha said, bypassing Sal and walking straight to her mother-in-law, "Lay—this is your head! I'll help you kill your son!"
Cybertron's old lady glanced at the head in Denisha's hand, and her heart trembled.
The atmosphere dropped to absolute zero in an instant, the drinkers stopped drinking, the fists were no longer rowing, the orcs were no longer screaming, the minotaur was no longer howling, and the four-meter-tall body of the bear man instantly bowed into a small round ball, and there was a mellow feeling of rolling out.
Lai's hands are also trembling, although this is a black gold and black equipment to escape marriage, shameless and tasteless, he looks like a sissy, and he often beats and scolds the waste basket!
But this is also his own son! Whoever dares to kill him might as well kill himself first! He swore to protect the other party's life more than himself the moment he was born! At this moment, he is really dead.
"Di!Ni.Sha!" In an instant, the true strength of the Bulkeso people's combat power benchmark emerged. There were tears in his eyes that had not yet flowed: "You (silenced), return my son!!"
"Wait!--Mom, Mommy, Mother-in-law, my mother-in-law, don't be in a hurry! Your son is not dead!"
With the toes have figured out the problem of strict zhòng sex, as a headless horseman. Pandaragon was not afraid of any Bourkeso. To be honest, although I think Cybertron's old lady is full of momentum, she is also full of power. But it's still too difficult to pick yourself to death alone. But......
There were dozens of Bourkeso people in front of him, and they seemed to be very strong.
It's a little empty!
Whether or not we can win the war is one thing! What should I do if I always feel that I can't defeat the other side? What if my bad ideas provoke an irreparable war? Although I just want to play around, it seems that the situation is developing in a direction that I can't be responsible for. If these Bourkeso people turn their own ...... The consequences are unimaginable.
So, the original prankster decided to sell his teammates at this moment!
Chanting his mother-in-law's name, Pandaragon's body followed suit. In the midst of everyone's astonished gaze, he took his head away from Denisha's hand: "Uh, mother-in-law...... Ahem, pretty lady, introduce yourself. Below is Pandaragon, one of your daughters-in-law, this Denisha has agreed. Maybe you don't know why, but my looks may be close to your son. But I ......"
"Damn the undead! How dare you take possession of my son's body!—let me die!"