Chapter 164: You Still Want a Kiss Scene
After Guanyin finished speaking, without waiting for Zhu Xiaopeng to speak, she directly added:
"In this matter, I will give you and Yang Jian, five hundred gold pills per person."
Belch...
Zhu Xiaopeng was thinking about Tai Bai Xing, and after hearing Guanyin's words, he frowned...... set his eyes on the Xuannu's body.
The Xuannu came before him.
At this moment, the Xuannu is wearing a white dress, she is still so beautiful, people like it!
"No way!"
Zhu Xiaopeng decisively refused:
"Don't say it's five hundred, if you give me five million, I will never do it..."
Drip!
"From the ...... Burning Lamp"
"From the ...... Kannon"
And the crowd was convinced.
What do you mean by adding money?
Are you ready to sell the entire Spirit Mountain?
The Jade Emperor and Lao Jun couldn't look at it.
It's too ruthless.
Open five million, how do you let them pay it back?
Randen frowned and said unhappily:
"Tianpeng, everyone needs to cooperate with this catastrophe, and you are also the one who should be robbed, now what do you want to do with this?"
If it weren't for Lao Jun here, you see if I would smoke you.
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a serious face:
"Buddha, you are embarrassing my canopy."
"I'm infatuated with Xuannu, and I won't make a move on her at any time."
Girl: ???
Thank you so much.
What Zhu Xiaopeng said made Xuannu's face turn red instantly, what about Lingxiao Treasure Palace, you play confession with me?
Drip!
"Negative emotions from the Queen Mother +999. ×999”
Everyone on the field had different expressions, and the queen mother burst out in an instant.
"Canopy, you... Outrageous! ”
"Do you believe this seat, take it now, and throw you into the animal road?"
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the queen mother and didn't fight her, after all, he wanted to add money now, not to fight against the queen mother.
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother, but he didn't say anything, I don't believe it!
Lighting the lamp and hitting the round road:
"Tianpeng, if you play this matter, it's not for you to share the victory with her, even if you let you shoot at her, how can you beat her?"
Xuannu: .........
Xuannu is very uncomfortable, now I can't beat him, Buddha!
Everyone looked at Zhu Xiaopeng, and then at Xuannu, and felt that these two people seemed to be in a situation!
Yang Jian was a little worried at this time, Tianpeng found Xuannu as a breakthrough, where should he find an excuse to increase money?
Zhu Xiaopeng shook his head and replied:
"Buddha, this is a matter of principle."
"Hmm... Don't worry, Buddha ancestors, why don't we change the script? ”
He suddenly had an idea.
Everyone looked at Zhu Xiaopeng together.
Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:
"Brother Bai's script, then there is only brotherhood, Xuan'er is so beautiful, how can I not like her?"
"I think on this plot, we can add a little bit of male and female feelings, that is, I and Xuannu obviously love each other very much, but we can't be together, and because of this incident, let the two people who love each other kill each other!"
Everyone instantly turned embarrassed.
You! We are looking for you to be an actor, not to be a director, not to be a screenwriter, you are nosy!
The Jade Emperor is happy in his heart at the moment, it is really your canopy, just because you are at this time, you have not forgotten the big event, and I will protect you if you say anything later!
Go to the Eye of the North Sea to break the Flood Wilderness, just stay in the Three Realms, and your uncle will cover you!
Lao Jun is silent, he should not know this shameful thing.
The queen mother's face became more and more gloomy, and she felt outrageous, Tianpeng, this bastard, was really cowardly!
Xuannu was a little worried in her heart, what was going on every day!
You canopy, now behave well, and admit your mistake with the queen mother, won't they open up to you later?
What else do you have, change the script?
Bah!
Who is playing love and killing with you!
At this time, Zhu Xiaopeng added:
"If you are willing to change the script, I will act without paying."
Jin Dan and love, Zhu Xiaopeng really chose love, a few thousand gold pills are considered hairy!
"Poof...!"
The Jade Emperor couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
His face was full of embarrassment, and his recent laughter was really getting lower and lower, and he blamed this guy for Tianpeng...... It's getting rarer.
Zhu Xiaopeng is full of embarrassment. Uncle, it's very difficult for me to dismantle my platform like this!
The rest of the people also have strange expressions, which is outrageous.
In order to play a couple scene with Xuannu, he chose to give up 500 gold pills, and even the opportunity to increase money?
Yang Jian was puzzled, he felt that Zhu Xiaopeng had betrayed the purpose of the Jiaqian Gang, and the first mantra of the Jiaqian Gang - beloved relatives and friends, beloved had to add money!
The Queen Mother said with anger on her face:
"Canopy, don't even think about it, you... You're going to die of this heart! ”
"You still want to be a Xuannu, then I want to tell you about Chang'e and Yang Chan!"
She was in a hurry.
The mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law, and the more she looked at it, the more dissatisfied she became.
Randen and Guanyin looked embarrassed, they felt that this seemed to be acceptable, you canopy to change the script, we don't add money.
That's just a matter of achieving the goal anyway.
But the Queen Mother was not happy again.
That's hard.
The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother and said with a serious face:
"I don't think it's okay to do this, it's just a play, what's wrong?"
"Canopy, how do you want to act?"
Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and said:
"According to the plot, I fell in love with Xuannu and couldn't be together, but when I saw Xuannu take down Sun Wukong, my heart ignited brotherhood again."
"When we started with Xuannu, Xuannu was defeated by us because of an old illness, and Yang Jian's three-pointed two-edged knife hit, I directly pushed Xuannu away and blocked a knife for her!"
"At this point, I was seriously injured and covered in blood, the Xuannu hugged me and cried bitterly, I confessed to her, she confided in me, and finally the two of us kissed passionately together..."
"Wait a minute!"
The Queen Mother interrupted suddenly:
"Tianpeng, what are you thinking in your head, you let Xuannu hold you without saying anything, you still want her to kiss you, you still want to kiss you?"
Everyone also woke up from the scene described by Zhu Xiaopeng, and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a strange face, you! It's so beautiful!
"Ahem!"
The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother and said:
"Don't interrupt in a hurry, let Tianpeng finish the story first, Tianpeng, you continue!"
Zhu Xiaopeng nodded and continued:
"What did you just talk about... Oh yes, the Xuannu hugged me and cried, I confessed to her, she confided in me, and finally the two of us kissed together passionately, and made a vow together to never separate! ”
"But the creation makes people, Yang Jian's knife has already hurt me, I am about to be scattered, Xuannu cried to Lao Jun and pleaded, let Lao Jun give a pill to save his life."
"But Lao Jun said, it's too late, and now the only way to save it is to exchange one life for another, and Xuannu resolutely decided to sacrifice herself to save my life after hearing this!"
"At the end of the story, the Xuannu hugged me and kissed me affectionately, and she said; Peng~ Don't cry, Xuan'er will turn into a star in the sky, guarding you forever in the night, whenever you think of me, look up, I will always be there. ’”
"At this point, the story is over, and I will hold the Xuannu and let her turn into a little starlight in my arms and dissipate between heaven and earth."
"Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green, the evening breeze blows the willow flute, and the sunset is outside the mountain~"
"The end of the sky, the corner of the sea, half of the acquaintances, a pot of turbid wine is full of joy, don't dream cold tonight~"