Chapter 143: College is Terrible
"Xiao Chu, don't be angry, I'm also for the show!"
Zhou Jiaolun covered his face and lay on the table with a sad face.
It's just the small eyes that show between his fingers that reveal his true heart.
I regret it...... Hey, I'm pretending!
Qin Muchu didn't need to look at it to see through his clumsy acting skills, eating fritters,
"Okay, you can help me with the planning of this new show."
Yesterday, because of Zhou Jiaolun's nerves, he had another show in addition to "Bronze Crane".
Originally, it was enough to sing "The Light Chaser" on stage, but now "The Light Chaser" has become "Red Pity", and Peking Opera ingredients have to be added.
Jin Yue used the reason that "Red Pity" was Qin Muchu's original song, so he didn't bother the two masters, and handed over the planning of this show to him.
This undoubtedly added a lot of workload to Qin Muchu.
"I really have an idea!"
Zhou Jiaolun put down his disguised hand and showed a face full of excited smiles.
"Oh?"
Qin Muchu glanced at Zhou Jiaolun, ate the fritters in his hand in two bites, and picked up the soy milk, looking like "I want to hear and see".
"Look at the roar, I also have some knowledge of Peking Opera, and I understand that many female characters in Peking Opera are actually played by men......"
Qin Muchu nodded, it seems that Zhou Jiaolun has indeed learned about Peking Opera.
On the opera stage, it is normal for men to pretend to be women.
The planning of Zhou Jiaolun also began to be casual and gradually became a snack.
"That can make Sister Zeng Li play the role of a man on stage, that is, a woman pretending to be a man, and you makeup as a modern woman, and the two sing in duet.
Such a convergence of time and space, women pretend to be men, men pretend to be women, implying that in any era, regardless of men and women, they are all concerned about the country and are willing to serve the country! The effect of the show is definitely an explosion! ”
Zhou Jiaolun looked at Qin Muchu, his face was full of pride:
"What, I thought about it all night last night, this idea is amazing!"
“……”
"Hey, where are you going? I haven't said anything about my idea yet...... Hey, wait for me...... Damn, why lock my throat, let go, it hurts! ”
……
"Hey, this doesn't seem to be the way to the studio, I remember not going up that circle-like road?"
Zhou Jiaolun found that the scenery outside the window was different from going to the studio yesterday, and looked at Qin Muchu.
"I'm not going to rehearse today."
"So what's going to do?"
"Find a place to get your waist."
Qin Muchu had already seen Yan Ying's gate from a distance, and from here on, there were already so many cars and people that it was a little congested, and he gradually slowed down to find a place to park.
"Cut,."
Zhou Jiaolun pursed his lips, turned his head and saw the crowd in front of him, and looked at his watch, it was only half past six.
"There's a morning rush roar here too? I only went to the supermarket with my grandma to queue up to get free eggs in Bay Province, and I had never seen so many people blocked so early in the morning. ”
Qin Muchu stopped the car, put on sunglasses and a mask, was fully armed, and patted Zhou Jiaolun, who was still amazed in the passenger seat.
"Are you in the car or are you coming with me?"
"Where are you going?"
"Yan Ying, for today's art exam, my teacher asked me to come back."
Qin Muchu finally said the purpose of this trip.
"Art exams? So funny? I'm with you. Zhou Jiaolun immediately said.
"Then disguise yourself and get out of the car quickly, don't be recognized, there are paparazzi."
"Right now!"
……
The two entered Yanying all the way without any danger, and Zhou Jiaolun looked at the campus curiously.
"It's so small, it's not like a university."
"Talk like you went to college." Qin Muchu stabbed mercilessly.
"Don't mention it again!"
Zhou Jiaolun tiptoed around Qin Muchu's neck, and then said:
"Besides, haven't you ever eaten pork or seen a pig run? I haven't been to college, haven't I been? It's a lot smaller than many universities. ”
Qin Muchu didn't fight with Zhou Jiaolun, he just subconsciously wanted to damage him just now, and the area of Yanying's campus was indeed very small.
"Originally, the school didn't have many students, and there were very few recruits in each class, so of course the campus was small."
"Are there very few recruits?"
Zhou Jiaolun was surprised,
"Those ...... out there"
Just now, he saw that there was a sea of people outside Yanying Gate, and I am afraid there must be nearly a thousand people.
Qin Muchu nodded:
"It's so cruel, especially in the acting department, one in a hundred, or even one in a thousand."
looked at Zhou Jiaolun, and shook his head with a pretended sigh:
"You're like this, you've been brushed in the first round."
With that, he patted him on the shoulder and walked towards the office.
"Damn, what do you mean!"
……
"Teacher Cui, I'm here, but you have to tell me what I want to do, I still have something to do over there."
In the office, Qin Muchu asked Teacher Cui.
He didn't know what the art exam had to do with him, so he had to come to school by himself.
"Xiao Qin, the school also knows that you are very busy, and what you do is also to win glory for the school, if it weren't for the real incident, it would definitely not bother you."
Teacher Cui smiled, during this time, Jin Yue also called him to talk about Qin Muchu and praised his talent, and she also felt that her face was very bright as a teacher.
She stood up and patted Qin Muchu's arm:
"Over the years, although our school has produced many famous actors in the circle, we have not been able to make any achievements in terms of film actors.
The directors who go out of our school don't care about their younger brothers and sisters, and they want to find Chinese opera students to act, what do you think is going on! ”
Teacher Cui was worried.
She once tried to push her students to the director of Yan Ying's out, and the other party accepted it very face-savingly, but she only arranged some unremarkable roles.
"What! There is such a thing!? ”
Qin Muchu observed the words and immediately slapped the table, looking very angry.
"You're going to die! Why is there such a big reaction? ”
Teacher Cui was taken aback by Qin Muchu and patted his chest for relief.
"Hehe, I'm so angry too!"
Qin Muchu didn't expect to scare Teacher Cui, so he immediately smiled and patted Teacher Cui's back.
"You don't need to say it, I know who the director you are talking about! The next time I see Zhang Yimou again, I will definitely reprimand him for this kind of behavior and make him ashamed.
You don't know, I told him about this last time, guess what? Refuse to admit your mistakes, and die without repentance!
I proposed to take his photo on the wall of outstanding alumni, hehe, and replace it with mine...... The whole alumni wall can look a lot better, isn't it? ”
"You, this mouth, Director Zhang Yimou, you also call him by his name, no big or small!"
Teacher Cui pointed at Qin Muchu's head and said that he couldn't help but laugh after a while:
"I also took a photo of Director Zhang and replaced it with yours, how much honor does Director Zhang have on him? Replace it with yours, wait until you win a film festival award, and then I will take the initiative to propose to the school to add you! If the school doesn't agree, I'll ......"
Teacher Cui looked around, and finally pointed to the wall next to his desk:
"I'll hang your picture here! When I met people, I was introduced as a student and won the grand prize at a certain film festival. ”
Teacher Cui laughed and joked.
She believed that Qin Muchu would definitely win a big award in the future, but not now, he was still too young.
"Then I'll remember, I'll pick the most handsome photo for you when I go back." Qin Muchu said with a smile.
"The teacher waits...... No, let you get out of the way, I forgot why I called you back. ”
Teacher Cui patted his head as he spoke, realizing that something was wrong.
Qin Muchu was stunned, because Teacher Cui patted his head.
"I called you back this time, because our department wanted to see if there was any problem with the selected students, why they couldn't get the love of the director, and they all went to the Chinese opera to select students......
So when you pick the students in the acting class, let you look on the side, and from the perspective of a director, which actors are you willing to choose to play in your own films. ”
After listening to Mr. Cui's words, Qin Muchu understood.
This is the actor and actress who gave the "enemy school" next door a stubble stimulated, and began to lose confidence.
I want to be a screener and bring all the good seedlings to Yanying.
He also said before that this year's art examination was more than half a month earlier, and he wanted to hit the "enemy school" by surprise.
Yo Xi, a big drop of cunning.
Qin Muchu secretly admired.
But......
"There are so many directors in our school, why don't you look for them, you have to find me?
Director Zhang won't talk about it, Chen Kaige is always fine, he was scolded like that last year, he must be idle at this time...... Oops! ”
Teacher Cui slapped Qin Muchu's arm fiercely:
"Dare to say anything, and you are not afraid of offending people!"
"Hehe, I'll give you an example, the commercialization factor of my film is relatively heavy, and actors are not easy to win awards.
Director Chen specializes in playing art, and his vision for choosing actors is more in line with the requirements of the school than me, right? Qin Muchu said.
There is a strange phenomenon in the film festival, that is, it is not easy for high-grossing films to win awards, unless the film is really good, to break this unspoken rule.
"The schools you mentioned have also considered ......"
Teacher Cui was a little hesitant, looking at Qin Muchu's gaze a little complicated:
"They're not good ......"
Oh, they're not good please.
That's right, they are all great directors, how can they have so much time to put down their bodies and come to their alma mater's art exam......
Well?
What do you mean?
Qin Muchu came back to his senses and looked at Teacher Cui with wide eyes:
"You mean I'm called for it?"
Chill the breath!
It's not like he is the director of the highest-grossing movie in China!
Zhang Yimou...... He'll forget it.
Chen Kaige has been filming for so many years, is the box office as high as him?
Rounding off, the amount of "gold" in his movies is equal to how many "Farewell My Concubines"!?
"Ahem, that, haha......"
Teacher Cui avoided Qin Muchu's eyes, picked up the water cup, and drank the water.
What does "haha" mean?
Qin Muchu had a black line.
Hit hard by school!
In that case, don't blame me. Qin Muchu said in his heart.
With a solemn face, he looked at Mr. Cui:
"Teacher, have you ever thought that maybe the director doesn't pick the students of our school to act in the movie, maybe the reason is not the students?"
"That's still ......"
Teacher Cui seemed to understand, put down the water glass, touched something on the table with his hand, and did not show a smile on his face.
"That's right, it's a matter of teaching, the teaching in our school can't compare to Chinese opera, and the students can't compare to them!"
Come on, hurt each other.
"Hehe, it's very likely......"
Teacher Cui was smiling, and she touched what she was looking for.
"Yes, Mr. Cui, you feel the same way...... Oh, don't smack me, Mr. Cui, the words are against the ear, hey, hey, wrong, wrong! ”
……
Zhou Jiaolun has been standing in the corridor for a while.
While waiting for Qin Muchu, he also looked at the scenery of the campus from time to time.
"Why are you still in there......"
He scratched his head and looked at the office door.
At this moment, I suddenly saw a person rushing out of the office, covering his buttocks, very embarrassed.
"Xiao Chu, how do you ......?"
As soon as Zhou Zhuolun opened his mouth, Qin Muchu ran away from him.
Then, a middle-aged woman appeared at the door of the office, holding a long stick, and slammed it on the eaves, making a crisp "pia" sound.
Seeing Jay Chou's body tremble.
The middle-aged woman panted and said to Qin Muchu's back:
"Didn't you say that the teacher didn't teach well? The teacher teaches you well! ”
Zhou Jiaolun recognized this middle-aged woman, it was Mr. Cui, who she had seen when she was in the crew of "Star You".
But at the time, I thought it was very gentle, just like my mother.
Teacher Cui gasped twice, and when he looked up, he saw Zhou Jiaolun, but he didn't recognize him wearing a hat and mask.
"Are you Xiao Qin's friend?"
Zhou Jiaolun swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, unconsciously took two steps back, and waved his hand again and again:
"No, I don't know him...... Goodbye, teacher! ”
After a deep bow, he quickly ran away.
College was terrible, but luckily I didn't go to college.
Zhou Jiaolun was afraid while running.
(There's another chapter, writing...... )
(End of chapter)