Chapter 173: The Louder You Scream, the More I Am
She was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, it was Zhu Xiaopeng's voice... Asked:
"Marshal, what are you doing with me?"
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a smile:
"Of course it's something that makes love!"
Hearing this, Xuanniao was a little puzzled and said:
"What the hell is going on? Marshal, if you arrest me, if the mother knows about it, she won't spare you! ”
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Zhu Xiaopeng let out a strange smile, and then he... She should be used here, because he turned into the appearance of a Xuanniao and walked directly into Yaochi.
He wanted to see what bad ideas the Queen Mother was working on when she lit the lamp.
The most dangerous place is the safest place, and the Queen Mother would never have dreamed that she would dare to lurk beside her, right?
Yaochi Hall.
The lantern and the goddess of mercy are here.
When the queen mother saw Zhu Xiaopeng coming in, she asked:
"Xuanniao, I asked you to call Xuannu to come over, why did you come back so soon?"
Zhu Xiaopeng was shocked in an instant,!
Sloppy.
He thought for a moment and said:
"Back to Niangniang, I just remembered something, and I was about to come back and say that I forgot about it, I will go and call Sister Xuannu to come over now......"
After speaking, Zhu Xiaopeng turned around and left.
The queen mother is now full of Zhu Xiaopeng, and she thinks about how to find Zhu Xiaopeng to clean up Zhu Xiaopeng, and she doesn't feel anything wrong with the "Xuanniao" in front of her at all.
One out of the Yao Pond.
Zhu Xiaopeng was not angry and said to the Xuanniao in his sleeve:
"The Queen Mother just asked you to call the Xuannu? Why didn't you tell me earlier, I was almost discovered by the Queen Mother. ”
Xuanniao said in confusion:
"Marshal, you didn't ask me! Besides, how did I know you were going to Yaochi, you... You become like me, and then go to Yaochi? ”
Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and said:
"I won't worry about you this time, then you tell me some details about your relationship with the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother, I will listen to it in Yaochi in a while, how they will deal with me next."
The doubts in Xuanniao's heart were gradually solved, and he understood Zhu Xiaopeng's impersonation, and he was uneasy and kind! Then she refused:
"Impossible, absolutely impossible, I won't let you pretend to be me and let you lie to the mother!"
"Humph! You also want to disguise yourself in front of the Queen Mother, she can see through you at a glance. ”
Zhu Xiaopeng walked towards the Nine Heavens Qiongtai and began to teach the young Xuanniao:
"You don't like to cooperate, do you?"
"Okay! I will first catch you and escape to the mortal world, and then send you back after giving birth to you, and surprise the Queen Mother - borrow one and get two free. ”
Xuanniao was shocked and shouted angrily:
"Tianpeng, you shameless obscene!"
"You bastard..."
Zhu Xiaopeng smiled evilly:
"You just call it!"
"The louder you scream, the more excited I am, I'll take you down to earth now, and then have a baby with you, just thinking about it makes me feel, so excited! It's exciting! ”
"You... I..."
Xuanniao was shocked, how could she imagine that the dignified Marshal Tianpeng turned out to be such a pervert with a northern nose!
It's pitch black inside the sleeves.
Seeing that Zhu Xiaopeng was not speaking, Xiao Xuanniao trembled with fright, and hurriedly shouted:
"I... I don't want it, I'll tell you a little bit...... I can only say a little bit......"
Zhu Xiaopeng's heart was full of joy and rushed towards Jiutian Qiongtai.
A little girl like Xuanniao, who follows the queen mother every day, how could she know that the perversion is terrible, she was scared in two sentences, Zhu Xiaopeng asked anything, she said anything.
Nine Heavens Qiongtai.
After Zhu Xiaopeng arrived, he threw himself directly into the arms of the Xuannu and shouted happily:
"Sister Xuannu!"
Ouch, it's top!
Her own top, hers too.
Ah......h I'm more or less perverted.
Xuannu hugged Zhu Xiaopeng, touched his head and said:
"Sister, you're not in Yaochi, why did you come to me."
Zhu Xiaopeng rubbed and rubbed in her arms, and said coquettishly:
"It was the mother who asked me to call my sister..."
Comfortable!
The perverted pleasure, I experienced.
Xuannu's face was a little red, but she didn't push her away, and said helplessly:
"You! It's still so clingy... Let's go to Yaochi first, you tell me on the way, what is the matter with Niangniang asking me to go? ”
"Don't ......"
"People have to hug for a while."
That's right!
From a single point of view, both the Xuannu and the Xuanniao are cold.
But they're good sisters!
Xuannu is also Xuanniao.
That little Xuanniao has always been like this in front of the big Xuanniao, this is not Zhu Xiaopeng's deliberate perversion.
"Huh?"
Xuannu suddenly felt abnormal and said:
"Sister, where are you pinching your hand?"
Ahh
Zhu Xiaopeng hurriedly let go of the hand on his buttocks, he couldn't help but get started.
"Sister, let's go to Yaochi!"
Zhu Xiaopeng diverged the topic, Xuannu nodded and didn't say anything, feeling in her heart that today's "sister" seemed to be a little dishonest, like the hooligan of Tianpeng.
On the road.
The Xuannu asked:
"Sister, Niangniang asked you to call me, I should have asked Marshal Tianpeng about it, right?"
Zhu Xiaopeng nodded and said:
"Hmmm! The Burning Lamp Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva are also in Yaochi, just now in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, Niangniang failed to let the Jade Emperor dispose of the canopy, she must be angry in her heart......"
Xuannu hesitated and asked:
"Then mother, what are you going to do with the canopy?"
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the Xuannu, thought for a while, and said:
"I want to... Niang Niang is definitely going to catch him, and then dismantle him in eight pieces, and seal him for five hundred years..."
Xuannu's face was expressionless, and she was a little worried in her heart.
She asked again:
"Did you catch him and find him?"
Zhu Xiaopeng shook his head and suddenly said:
"Sister, you are acting with Tianpeng in Huaguo Mountain, what is it like to kiss a man?"
Xuannu's face turned red instantly, and she slapped him angrily, and replied: "What are you talking nonsense about!" ”
Seeing this, Zhu Xiaopeng was even happier in his heart, and continued to tease the Xuannu and said:
"Sister, just tell me! How did you kiss the canopy, and what did it feel like? ”
"I think that mortal men and women like to kiss their mouths, but when they kiss and kiss, the lights go out."
Xuannu's face was even more ruddy, and she twisted Zhu Xiaopeng's waist, and said angrily:
"Don't say these words in the future, if the mother hears it, I think you Sifan, and I will condemn you..."
"Then sister, just tell me!"
"Say it!"
Zhu Xiaopeng was coquettish, he felt that he was a pervert, and he sighed at his behavior - very perverted!
Xuannu whispered:
"It's... It's an amazing feeling that makes you nervous... The heart is racing... Crispy and numb, in short, don't be curious, and don't ask again in the future. ”
She is also a spoiled bird, if it weren't for this, she wouldn't be able to say such a shameful thing.
Zhu Xiaopeng was happy in his heart.
If Xuannu knew that the person in front of her was herself, and she also told herself how she felt about kissing herself, I am afraid that the society would take a sword from Yaochi and chase it to Huaguo Mountain.