Chapter 211: I'm not that kind of person
Zhu Xiaopeng is also curious, if people who have been in Xiniu Hezhou all the year round don't know, it's just that.
Haven't you ever seen people eat crabs when you live in the South China Sea?
Besides.
Zhu Xiaopeng is still a bit of a ramp, although this crab is big, it has not yet opened its wisdom, and it is unlikely to be Guanyin's pet.
This eats, what's all the fuss?
The immortals were also puzzled, and they didn't understand why Guanyin was shocked.
Guanyin's face was ugly and said:
"I didn't say crabs, I meant you had them in your hands...... Bamboo! ”
Bamboo?
Everyone looked at the bamboo with crabs in Zhu Xiaopeng's hand, and the quality seemed to be not bad!
At first glance, it is not an ordinary thing in the mortal world.
Zhu Xiaopeng said calmly:
"Hey, you know this bamboo better, isn't this the bamboo of the Purple Bamboo Forest?"
Guan yin:???
All:???
Drip!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999. ×1000”
She was stunned for a moment, and then instantly annoyed.
The bamboo of my purple bamboo forest?
You bastard to bake crabs?
Everyone is also impressed, your skewer is much more expensive than meat!
Wait a minute.
Purple bamboo forest?
Big crabs?
Everyone immediately found the key point, the roasted crab in the purple bamboo forest, although such a big crab does not have a spirit, but it can only grow so big in the four seas, plus the bamboo in the purple bamboo forest.
So your canopy, is it in the Nanhai Guanyin Dojo?
it!
The whole Lingshan is looking for you, and you are hiding in Guanyin's house?
It's numb.
"You... Canopy... Shame on you! ”
Guanyin is also half dead in anger, so she really didn't think that Tianpeng could hide in her house, it was outrageous.
Drip!
"From the ...... Kannon"
"From the Queen Mother......
"From the ...... of Rulai"
……
After everyone guessed for a while, another wave of negative emotions continued to grow, and it was really angry!
"Ahem!"
Zhu Xiaopeng changed the topic and said:
"Let's not talk about off-topic, I heard Chan'er say that Niangniang and the Buddha will write off with me, and reward me with 5,000 gold pills and 1,000 peaches."
"Your Majesty, is that so?"
Zhu Xiaopeng cut a lot of bamboo in the purple bamboo forest, because it is so good, a perfect match for barbecue!
Generally, the skewer barbecue, because the crab fish or something is too big, the meat is not cooked thoroughly, the skewer is burned first, and there is a metallic taste with a golden hoop stick, which affects the taste.
The bamboo in the purple bamboo forest is really perfect!
The Jade Emperor said calmly:
"Yes, there is such a thing."
"Queen Mother, give the reward you have prepared to Tianpeng!"
Although the queen mother was annoyed in their hearts, they had no choice but to be a little patient for the time being, and gave Zhu Xiaopeng the promised 5,000 gold pills and 1,000 peaches.
"Thank you, thank you, Buddha."
Zhu Xiaopeng feels beautiful!
In the past hundred years, the previous bit of gold pill has long been used up, and the good goods of the Daxiong Treasure Hall are useless, and the rest are all finished.
His current strength, in addition to the law of the Great Dao, if he has a single round of flesh and mana, it will not be much worse than the quasi-saint realm.
However, he is not yet a quasi-saint.
Rulai gave Jin Dan and said:
"Tianpeng, the time for the catastrophe is coming."
"Next, don't run around, the Nether is near Fuling Mountain, waiting for Guanyin's guidance, understand?"
Zhu Xiaopeng listened and replied:
"The Buddha Church."
Rulai nodded slightly, as long as they don't turn their faces now, then he also knows that Tianpeng won't run away, so he can be regarded as quite relieved.
For Rulai, the biggest thing is to learn from the scriptures, as long as the scriptures can be accomplished.
As for the Queen Mother.
She is different from Rulai, she is now a fire in her belly, and she doesn't know how to unload it.
"Canopy!"
Zhu Xiaopeng heard the queen mother calling him, looked over and asked puzzled:
"Mother?"
The queen mother stared at Zhu Xiaopeng, not knowing how to open it, and finally said:
"You're good!"
Zhu Xiaopeng thought to himself. That's what they all say.
He smiled and said:
"Drag the mother Hongfu!"
"Humph!"
The Queen Mother snorted coldly and threw her sleeves away.
"Xuannu, summon everyone in Yaochi to return."
The Queen Mother has nothing to say now, after all, she said that she didn't care about the previous things, so it was not appropriate to say something at this time.
Hearing this, the Xuannu glanced at Zhu Xiaopeng, and walked out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with the Queen Mother.
In the past five hundred years, Xuannu has also been tired.
Not only is she tired of looking, but she is also tired!
Knowing that he couldn't find the bastard Tiancang, he still had to pretend every day and look around non-stop.
When they saw the Queen Mother leaving, they were all ready to leave.
Before leaving.
Rulai came to Zhu Xiaopeng's side again and explained:
"I've already given you Jindan, and I'm still not guilty of the past, you have to go to Fuling Mountain next and wait for Guanyin to arrange, okay?"
Zhu Xiaopeng nodded heavily.
"Your Majesty, we are also taking our leave."
After finishing speaking, he took the group and left.
Zhu Xiaopeng glanced at Yang Chan and the others, saw that it was fine, and said to the Jade Emperor:
"Your Majesty, if there is nothing to do, the canopy will be retreated."
The Jade Emperor nodded slightly and said:
"Go ahead!"
As soon as Zhu Xiaopeng left, Yang Chan and a few people left after him, and Yang Jian and Nezha also followed.
The Treasure Palace.
Immortals, look at me, I'll look at you.
What does this say?
You have to be a marshal!
After this back and forth, after playing and playing, not only did there be no, but when she went out of the mountain, she had to spend money to invite the queen mother to go out of the mountain.
You can't accept it!
It's just a pity that I and others have no eyes, and I didn't choose the right person to win Jindan!
Tongming Palace.
As soon as Zhu Xiaopeng came out, he came to Yang Chan, Chang'e, Yutu, and Tingxin Xiaolongnu, broke the big crab in his hand, and said:
"I left it for you, I have been protecting it with mana just now, try it while it's hot... It's very fragrant! ”
The girls also nodded instantly, their faces overflowing with happy smiles.
Zhu Xiaopeng continued:
"I'll go back in a while, I'll make you more delicious food, I've been fine at Guanyin recently, and I've studied a lot of food."
The others laughed happily.
Yang Jian and Nezha followed behind, and they were a little speechless, good brothers are here, you pretend not to see us, right?
Yang Jian stepped forward and said:
"Thanks to you, I won 20,000 gold pills this time, and we will go to the Moon Palace to listen to music in a while!"
Nezha grinned:
"I also won five thousand, and we'll invite you to drink."
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the two, shook his head and said:
"You two go play, I won't go."
"How?"
Yang Jian was a little puzzled, have his hobbies changed after hiding for five hundred years?
"Go ahead!"
Zhu Xiaopeng waved his hand, hugged Yang Chan with one hand and Chang'e with the other, and flew all the way to the Marshal's Mansion.
Listening to music in the Moon Palace?
Is that what good men do?
At this time, the first thing a good man does when he goes home is to accompany his wife well, and as soon as he goes home, he goes to spend all day drinking, I am not that kind of person!