Chapter 218: Let him be the father of the golden cicada (five watches)
It's not.
It was in a blue sky.
Guanyin was furious, and he beat Zhu Xiaopeng in a stormy manner, venting his heart... Anger that has been suppressed to the extreme.
Zhu Xiaopeng was not in a hurry, he didn't dodge, he didn't dodge, his current physical body had caught up with the quasi-saint, and Guanyin's little fist punched him, which made him want to hug.
"Ahem!"
"Almost, huh?"
Zhu Xiaopeng gave her a little vent, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed Guanyin's jade hand and stopped:
"Now that you're done fighting, you have to go back to Lingshan and discuss with the Buddha!"
Drip!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999. ×1000”
Come from......
Guanyin felt like she was going crazy.
Still... And what about it?
"Bastard!"
Guanyin scolded angrily, gritted his teeth and said:
"Good!"
"Tianpeng, you let me go back to Lingshan to discuss with the Buddha, I'll go now, you wait here first, don't go, I'll go now, I'll give you the result in a while."
She was already angry.
But.
After beating Zhu Xiaopeng just now, Guanyin found that Zhu Xiaopeng was now thick-skinned, and he couldn't do anything about him!
Since Zhu Xiaopeng asked her to go back to Lingshan, Guanyin also thought of it, so she went back to Lingshan to report to the Buddha, and then brought someone to hack him to death!
Tyre...
Zhu Xiaopeng can guess Guanyin's plan, but Zhu Xiaopeng doesn't care, what he is best at is - being able to bend and stretch!
Negative emotions!
One billion rounds, it's going to take off again!
Zhu Xiaopeng was also happy thinking about it, and shouted to Muzha in the distance:
"Uncle, come here."
Mu Zha listened and looked left and right.
No one!
This?
He flew over and asked, puzzled:
"Marshal, call me?"
Zhu Xiaopeng smiled and nodded:
"I didn't call you!"
The stake looked confused and said:
"Marshal, isn't there something wrong with this title, when did the two of us have this relationship?"
Zhu Xiaopeng said calmly:
"Don't you have a sister, Nezha has already told me to marry her to me."
What?
I'm special!
Mu Zha's eyes widened instantly, my sister is only seven years old!
it... O livestock!
Muzha gritted his teeth and said angrily:
"Marshal, you... Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! ”
Zhu Xiaopeng was stunned for a moment, and then said:
"Don't get excited, I know Jungyoung is still young, but I can wait... Phew, listen to me, Li Jing accepted a righteous daughter before, because Zhenying is still young, so Nezha wants to introduce her to me. ”
"You and Guanyin traveled all the way east from Lingshan, you must have seen her."
Call...
Muzha breathed a sigh of relief instantly, and scolded Nezha in his heart for being a bastard, why don't you forget it with Tianpeng yourself!
Zhu Xiaopeng opened his mouth and asked:
"Tell me, what is the name of the golden cicada father and mother selected by Guanyin?"
Belch.
Mu Zha was stunned, he didn't want to say it, but he was forced by Zhu Xiaopeng's obscenity and had to say:
"Jin Chanzi's father is called Chen Guangrui, and his mother's words are Yin Wenjiao........."
Zhu Xiaopeng recalled, this is exactly the same script he knows, and there should be a boatman named Liu Hong in the back.
………
Lingshan.
Guanyin came back and complained:
"My Buddha, the canopy bastard deceives people too much."
"He just found me in Datang, and he said that he wanted to be the father of the golden cicada, and he said......"
Guanyin narrates the story.
Drip!
"From the ...... of Rulai"
"From the ...... Burning Lamp"
"From ......"
Daxiong Treasure Hall.
The crowd was instantly furious.
Special meow!
This is also too much.
Isn't it just for you to worship the golden cicada as a teacher?
You want to you?
Outrageous!
It's outrageous.
Ran Deng said angrily:
"Bold, whimsical, didn't bother with her before, put up with him for a few days, he really thought he was going to eat us?"
"I'm going to go now, this time I won't put his clothes up, and I'm not a Buddha!"
When everyone heard this, they also nodded their heads in agreement.
Dry canopy! him!
……
Suddenly, Rulai said with a serious face:
"Wait, let me think."
Randen flew to the door with Guanyin, and when he heard this, he looked back at Rulai with a puzzled face.
Thinking about it?
And this doesn't clean him up?
Everyone also looked at Rulai in confusion, not knowing what Rulai was going to think, which was unbearable.
There was silence for a while.
If you look at Guanyin and say:
"It doesn't matter who Jin Chanzi's father is, it doesn't matter who his mother is, if Tianpeng wants to be his father, as long as he cooperates with us strictly, then let him be Jin Chanzi's father!"
Guan yin:???
All:???
The eyes of everyone on the field widened instantly.
it?
Buddha, are you kidding us?
Although we know that it is not important, but this thing is inevitable, what is it?
Guanyin's face was full of discomfort and said:
"Buddha, how can you let the canopy come?"
Rulai smiled and said:
"What's the callout?"
"If Tianpeng becomes the biological father of the golden cicada, then he will not be honest in the future and help the golden cicada learn the scriptures and achieve positive results?"
"And Jin Chanzi's parents have their own calamities, one was killed early, and the other was occupied by thieves for 18 years."
"Tianpeng is the biological father of the golden cicada, not only can he not take advantage of it, but his wife will be occupied by others for 18 years, and finally his own son can't recognize each other!"
"You say, where can we find a reason to reject him, the curtains must support him and make him the father of the golden cicada!"
The entire hall fell silent for a moment.
it!
It's terrifying!
Buddha, you have to be cunning!
The calculations are really too big.
Tianpeng is not only going to die early, but his wife also has to be occupied, and he can't recognize his own son behind him, so he can only silently guard him to complete the scriptures.
This daddy did it...... Just thinking about it, we can feel a wave of sadness coming over us.
Poison!
This plan is too poisonous.
After a long time.
The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas and Arhats clasped their palms together and said:
"Amitabha, good, good."
"Buddha, great goodness!"
"Wonderful, wonderful!"
So!
Obviously, he is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and the bad water in his stomach is no less than that of the Jade Emperor and Zhu Xiaopeng.
Rulai smiled and said:
"Burn the lamp, you don't have to go next, I'll go with Guanyin in person, this time he has to do it, and he has to do it if he doesn't do it!"
Burning the lamp couldn't hold back his laughter.
Grass!
If so, you are still ruthless.
Guanyin was also happy, and followed Rulai and rushed to the direction of Datang.
Zhu Xiaopeng: Brother Lai, I was wrong.
Datang.
On a mountain peak.
When Zhu Xiaopeng saw Rulai and Guanyin coming, he hurriedly stepped forward to salute and shouted politely:
"Tianpeng has seen my Buddha."
Rulai smiled and said:
"You're welcome!"
"Tianpeng, I just heard what Guanyin said, you want to be Tang Sanzang's biological father, but is there such a thing?"
Zhu Xiaopeng was a little confused, this script is wrong! Why is Rulai still smiling?
The negative emotions only broke out once just now, and everyone didn't have negative emotions anymore.
Why?
Why does this situation feel more and more bad?
Alas~ What are you doing...!