Chapter 265: Tang San's funeral practiced boxing and ate meat
The crowd was speechless!
If you had said it earlier, if you had said it earlier...... Which of us will let you in?
I'll just kick you out.
Rulai said with a tired face:
"How much to borrow?"
"Why?"
Monk Sha said frankly:
"I borrowed 5,000 gold pills to apprentice to Tang Sanzang, and they... They don't want me, Sun Wukong blames me for leading troops to fight him five hundred years ago, and wants me to be his mount. ”
"This is Marshal Tianpeng's proposal, let me take five thousand gold pills to ease the relationship, and then I can apprentice to the teacher......"
Drip!
"Negative emotions from Rulai +999. ×999”
"Negative emotions from the people of Lingshan +999. ×99”
Everyone on the field exploded in an instant.
Outrageous!
This Tianpeng is a bastard, why are there so many things every day, so shameless!
This is clearly blackmail!
And this blackmail is still Lingshan!
"Buddha, Tianpeng is looking for death."
"Is he asking for Jin Dan for this questionnaire curtain, he is clearly blackmailing our Lingshan!"
"Damn, it's just too much of a deception."
"Buddha, you have to teach him a good lesson this time, otherwise he will be too aggressive."
Rulai didn't speak, thought about it in his heart, took out a gourd and threw a sand monk, and said:
"Go ahead!"
Monk Sha instantly breathed a sigh of relief and said:
"Thank you, Buddha!"
He finished speaking and ran away.
Drip!
"Negative emotions from the people of Lingshan +999. ×99”
Everyone in the Lingshan Hall looked confused, and they felt so angry!
"Buddha, why did you give it to him?"
"Isn't this a cheap canopy bastard?"
"That day Peng deceived people too much, and now they are all blatantly blackmailing us, Buddha... Why give it to him? ”
As he looked at the crowd and said:
"It doesn't matter, Tianpeng hasn't had a few good days, don't pay attention to him now, he will regret it when he tries Zen meditation in the next time."
After speaking.
He disappeared with the lantern again.
The reason why Rulai gave it was because of the next difficulty and the four saints to test the Zen heart, and when the queen mother took action, he could be taught a hard lesson.
Of course!
There is also the fact that he is very busy now, on the one hand, he wants to write the script, and on the other hand, he wants to make a golden hoop, so he has no time to talk to Zhu Xiaopeng.
……
Quicksand River.
After Zhu Xiaopeng crossed the river, he found a place to start barbecuing.
Sun Wukong held a big crab and asked while roasting:
"Big brother, you said that the guy from the roller shutter went to Lingshan, would someone lend him money?"
Zhu Xiaopeng said lightly:
"Whatever, let him follow if he borrows it, and if he can't borrow it, we don't want him."
After speaking, Zhu Xiaopeng took a big crab from the black bear essence, broke the crab leg and ate it.
Tang Sanzang looked at it and swallowed his saliva, and he missed it very much in his heart, the few days when he exchanged his life!
It smells so good!
Sun Wukong saw Tang Sanzang's eyes, handed over the crab in his hand and said:
"Master, take a bite?"
Tang Sanzang hurriedly shook his head and said:
"No, no."
"How can you eat meat as a teacher and a monk?"
Sun Wukong also said helplessly:
"Master, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines of the Buddha's heart!"
"The Buddha of our master and apprentice, that is the great love of the world, that is to learn from the scriptures for the benefit of all sentient beings, how can we be restrained?"
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a serious face:
"The third child is right!"
"Where is the Buddha, is the Buddha in Lingshan?"
"Nope! The Buddha is in our hearts, just as the Tao is the same, this is in our hearts, and there are all living beings in the world in our hearts, who dares to say that we are not Buddhas? ”
The Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster also nodded violently on the side, as the two monster leaders.
In the process of Zhu Xiaopeng's brainwashing of Tang Sanzang, they had already realized the supreme realm.
As long as our hearts are filled with love, then we are Buddhas.
Tang Sanzang looked at a few people, nodded and said:
"You're right, but this breaking ring... Forget it! ”
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Tang Sanzang and sighed:
"Master!"
"This fasting Buddha is not a Buddha, subduing demons and eliminating demons, maintaining peace in the Three Realms, and saving the people of the world is the true Buddha."
"Look, I'm going to teach you a kung fu, and after you practice it, you can practice chivalry and righteousness and maintain peace in the Three Realms, but if you don't eat meat, you won't have nutrition!"
Tang Sanzang was stunned when he heard this, looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with some confusion, and asked:
"What... What kind of kung fu must also eat meat? ”
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a serious face:
"One punch - the Three Realms and Eight Desolations, the supreme one punch, one fist buries the sky, one fist buries the ground, and one fist buries the common people."
Sun Wukong and the black bear spirit looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a strange face when they heard the words, this bragging component is too big.
It's Tang Sanzang, that guy! Everyone was shocked, one punch to bury the sky, one fist to bury the ground, one fist to bury the common people!
Terrible, right?
Zhu Xiaopeng broke off a crab leg and handed it to Tang Sanzang, and said:
"Want to learn?"
"After eating this crab leg, I'll start teaching you."
Tang Sanzang was still a little hesitant...
Zhu Xiaopeng said again:
"Master, the Dragon Descending Arhat and the Fuhu Arhat both eat meat and drink wine, this is not a thing!"
"My kung fu, I promise you can punch in the future...... Punch all the evils of the Three Realms! ”
"Besides, if you think about it, I don't know how many tribulations you have to encounter on the way to learn the scriptures, is it possible that you will hide behind us forever and be a coward?"
"You should become stronger and become a real man, so as to maintain peace in the world and become a veritable holy monk of the Three Realms!"
Sun Wukong also nodded violently and said:
"Big brother is right!"
"Master, my grandson has always wanted to say, you don't look like a holy monk at all, you have to have your own skills, so that they can convince you!"
The Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster nodded and said:
"We think so."
"Holy monk, although you are proficient in Buddhism, but you don't have the strength, who listens to you talk about Buddhism?"
Tang Sanzang listened to the words of a few people, looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with some embarrassment and said:
"If you don't eat meat, can't you really practice?"
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a serious face:
"I can't practice."
"My magic skill is to insist on eating and drinking well, supplementing enough nutrition, and exercising a strong physique, which is why I punch well!"
If you don't eat meat, I won't take you badly, and I'll teach you to practice kung fu to have a hairy use?
Tang Sanzang looked at a few people and hesitated:
"Shall I try then?"
Zhu Xiaopeng nodded heavily.
Tang Sanzang took the big crab leg and took a bite, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Amitabha! Good, good, good!
It's so fragrant.
Zhu Xiaopeng watched Tang Sanzang finish eating, pulled him up and said:
"Next, I will start to teach you this magic skill, which I have been practicing every day recently, running 10 kilometers a day, doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and squatting 100, and you can practice a one-punch nirvana after three years."
"Huh?"
Tang Sanzang was directly stunned when he heard this:
"Big brother, you're not kidding me, are you?"
He felt that he had been fooled, and the purpose of the apprentice brother was not to just let him eat meat, right?