Chapter 273: The female bodhisattva is rude
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at it secretly while coiling, muttering in his heart that it was a pity that he didn't have a thigh, otherwise this beautiful leg would be able to play for hundreds of years.
Hi!
On the one hand, there are negative emotions, and on the other hand, there are more than 200 million negative emotional income in front of him. Your queen mother may make a small profit, but I, Zhu Xiaopeng, will definitely not lose.
Stimulate~!
Lingshan.
Drip!
"From Nyolai...... From the Burning Lamp ...... From ......"
If they came, they were very annoyed.
Bastard!
You are so special that you have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall, you even dare to plate the queen mother, you really don't know how thick the sky is, you are really looking for excitement!
Rulai said coldly:
"This bastard is unreasonable to the Queen Mother, this catastrophe, even if the old gentleman descends to earth, he can't save him."
Everyone was still contributing negative emotions, and when they heard this, they instantly felt happy... That's right!
Tianpeng This guy dares to tease the Queen Mother, that... Will he be able to get better this time?
Ay! He was miserable.
They were glad that the canopy was miserable.
The Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and the immortals were also dumbfounded.
How so?
Everyone really didn't know what to say except shouting "cow batch".
In addition to shock, there is also joy in the Jade Emperor's heart!
My good nephew and son-in-law, you will be my own son-in-law from today onwards, and I will fully support you in the future, help you, and issue you an ultimate mission.
Knock her down!
Lower bound.
Zhu Xiaopeng crossed the queen mother's jade feet and calves, poured two drops of water from time to time, and continued to plate!
It seems to be a serious massage treatment, but in fact it is ordinary water, just to make it more exciting.
The queen mother gritted her teeth, and the one who was burning with anger was called a wang!
She's decided.
At the end of this catastrophe, Zhu Xiaopeng's two paws were chopped off.
After chopping, he was given a seal so that he would not be able to grow these hands for five hundred years.
to get rid of hatred!
"Poof..."
Suddenly, the Queen Mother couldn't hold back her laughter.
saw that it was Zhu Xiaopeng, coiled on the soles of her feet, tickling.
Drip!
"+1000 negative emotions from the Queen Mother. ×1000""From the Queen MotherFrom the Queen MotherFrom the Queen Mother......"
The queen mother was about to collapse and scolded directly:
"What are you doing, bastard?"
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he turned his head to look at the Queen Mother together, his face full of puzzlement!
What happened?
Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:
"Hey Bodhisattva, I helped you heal your feet, why are you still scolding?"
"I'll let you curse!"
As he spoke, Zhu Xiaopeng scratched the soles of the queen mother's feet with a few fingers.
The Queen Mother collapsed in an instant.
"Poof...... Stop it...... Ha...... Mix...... Bastard, huh...... No...... Stop~"
Tang Sanzang and the others looked a little embarrassed.
Do I rub?
Big brother, do you count as molesting a woman from a good family?
A mortal.
You... You actually scratch your feet and torture people?
Hello pervert!
The Treasure Palace.
"Hahaha... Haha..."
The Jade Emperor smiled happier than the Queen Mother who was scratched on her feet, and she slapped the table, almost unable to laugh.
"It's... Where is this calamity for the canopy, this is clearly the queen mother herself to find a difficulty! ”
"Hahaha!"
The immortals also felt that this scene was funny.
"Your Majesty, why didn't the Queen Mother turn her face?"
"Yes! Look at the marshal, she is so excessive, she didn't turn her face? ”
The Jade Emperor smiled and said:
"Flip the face?"
"It's good that she turned her face, but now that she has turned her face, wouldn't that day be a reason to end this catastrophe ahead of schedule?"
"Here are the four saints trying the Zen mind, and the Zen mind has not been tried, do you think it is reasonable for them to teach the canopy directly?"
When the immortals heard this, they thought about it and felt the same.
After all, the canopy is not a monkey, the monkey can fight if you want, as long as it is not too much, it will be fine, but the canopy is different!
If you don't have a reason to beat people, they just run away and hide, or the sixth uncle of the other people, I'm afraid they won't watch it, right?
Nezha opened his mouth and asked:
"Your Majesty, then you say that, Tianpeng has already guessed the identity of the Queen Mother?"
The Jade Emperor didn't have a good airway:
"Isn't this nonsense?"
"He didn't guess that it was the Queen Mother, could he shamelessly flirt with a woman in the wilderness, although this woman is a bit beautiful, but do you think Tianpeng is this kind of person?"
Boy!
Everyone's hearts trembled.
That's even more awesome.
Guessing the identity of the queen mother, and not knowing the identity of the queen mother, this teasing is completely two feelings!
The former is obviously bold and exciting!
Marshal Ox Batch!
From now on, it will be the idol of all of us.
Lingshan.
If their mood is so nervous, Zhu Xiaopeng is too much, they are really afraid that the queen mother will turn her face.
Scratching people's feet, what kind of thing is this done by people?
It's so lacking in morality.
What a person!
What's more, this person is still the queen mother!
They were really worried about Zhu Xiaopeng, afraid that he would be slapped to death by the queen mother because he was too cheap.
Fortunately...
The queen mother, as a big man, has a way to avoid it, although she was broken by Zhu Xiaopeng at the beginning, but then she directly broke the senses of her feet.
Zhu Xiaopeng scratched his feet and found that the queen mother's expression was cold, and she asked puzzledly:
"Female Bodhisattva, you can't be paralyzed, right?"
"Why aren't you smiling?"
Boom!
The queen mother pretended to raise her foot inadvertently, and kicked Zhu Xiaopeng's face directly, she moved back to the game, and she felt good.
"It's rude, my leg is not paralyzed, but I was numb by you just now."
Zhu Xiaopeng touched his face a little speechlessly, this guy! You've even learned to counter routines, haven't you?
"Good, good, it seems that I have cured the foot of the female Bodhisattva, then the female Bodhisattva, you can walk back directly, we will not send you."
What?
When the Queen Mother heard this, she was instantly angry. You have been molesting my mother for so long, and after taking advantage of my mother, are you ready to forget it?
You don't even plan to send me home?
Damn!
The Queen Mother hurriedly pleaded:
"Elder, I... My feet are not well, they are still hurting, and I am bothering you to send me home. ”
"My house is in front, you send me back, just spend the night in the evening, and hurry tomorrow morning."
Do you dare to go?
Tiancang, you bastard, drive away, today you see if I will directly turn my face and arrest you back to dismantle you!
Tang Sanzang looked at Zhu Xiaopeng when he heard this, and asked:
"Big brother, are you going here?"
"Hey!"
Zhu Xiaopeng sighed and said:
"In that case, let's give it away! Female Bodhisattva, the old man is going to be rude again. ”
"You... Let me start by asking you if you mind? ”
The queen mother looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and said:
"What is the holy monk talking about, if you send me home, what do I mind?"
Zhu Xiaopeng said helplessly:
"You can't walk on your feet yet, and if I'm going to send you back, we'll have to ride together, so there's inevitably some contact."
"Only if you don't mind, then I can send you back, if you mind, then I have no choice but to continue to rub your feet and let you go back by yourself."
The Queen Mother frowned instantly, she knew that Tianpeng, the bastard, was clearly threatening her.
"Let that monkey carry me!"
"What!"
When Sun Wukong heard this, he was directly angry:
"You are a little mortal, my eldest brother wants to send you, you still pick and choose, my grandson carries you, you... Do you deserve it? ”
It's one day!
My grandson is the Monkey King, are you playing with you?
Drip!
"From the Queen Mother......
"From the Queen Mother......
"From the Queen Mother......