Chapter 300: Why is the Jade Emperor so old
As soon as Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, he was speechless and said:
"Bodhisattva, what nonsense are you talking again?"
"Your jade net bottle is a mortgage to give me 10,000 gold pills, and now this Lingji is trying to frame me again, I'm crazy, I take out the jade net bottle to help him?"
Sun Wukong also nodded on the side and said:
"That's it! It is! ”
"That Lingji wants to frame my eldest brother, my eldest brother can't help him, he still owes my eldest brother 25,000 gold pills, if he doesn't repay the money, he will take revenge and save him?"
Tang Sanzang nodded and said:
"Amitabha, good, good."
"They were right!"
"You... You guys..."
Guanyin gritted his teeth angrily, bastard!
All bastards!
You masters and apprentices are all bastards!
Drip!
"From the ...... Kannon"
Zhen Yuanzi was confused at this moment.
What do you mean?
The ginseng fruit tree that saved me, why do you still have to go to the queen mother, and why do you mortgage your jade bottle, what the hell is this?
Can you save it, can't you save myself, but you can help the tree up and save it.
Guanyin said with a serious face:
"Tianpeng, I hope you can take care of the overall situation, return the jade bottle to me first, we will heal the ginseng fruit tree first, and we will talk about the rest later."
When Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, he said with a confused face:
"Where's the big chrysanthemum?"
"The ginseng fruit tree was knocked down by Lingji, my Tianpeng is a helpful warrior, I am the hero who caught Lingji, the murderer, how do you want to heal what you tell me?"
Guan yin:.........
Lingji: .........
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at his negative emotions and felt good!
This wave of Lingji contributed 30 million, Guanyin contributed 20 million, and the people of Lingshan also contributed 20 million, which is very good, and it broke 200 million.
As for saving the ginseng fruit tree, you have to add money!
Guanyin thought for a while and said:
"In that case, you will return it to me for the time being, and then I will give you the jade bottle after I save the ginseng fruit tree, right?"
If the monks don't speak, I'll kill you as a bastard.
Zhu Xiaopeng shook his head and said:
"If you don't do it, our master and apprentice still have to learn the scriptures, when do we have so many things to do every day?"
"I..."
As he spoke, he saw a figure flying over the clouds.
It's Nezha, a little cutie, who came to eat melons in the front row happily.
"Zhen Yuanzi Daxian, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Nezha is polite."
"When the monkey went to heaven before, he said that Tianpeng had the courage to help Wuzhuang Guan catch a thief who stole ginseng fruits, so the Jade Emperor was very pleased with this and rewarded Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice with ten golden flowers."
After Nezha finished speaking, he handed over the medal representing the honor of the Three Realms to Zhu Xiaopeng.
Guan yin:???
Lingji: ???
All:???
Everyone was stunned on the spot.
What's the situation!
Doesn't the Jade Emperor know that this is a joke, this is a tribulation?
How to reward the canopy with golden flowers, is this encouraging the canopy to do more good deeds, or is it encouraging the canopy to be more atmospheric Guanyin and Lingji?
This Jade Emperor is also too bad.
Zhu Xiaopeng took the golden flower, and he was also stunned.
He also felt outrageous!
This uncle, at this time, rewarded himself with ten golden flowers, it doesn't hurt or itch...
Can.
For Guanyin and Lingji, it is extremely insulting!
In this regard, Zhu Xiaopeng looked in the direction of Nantianmen and saluted and shouted:
"Tiancang, thank Your Majesty for the reward!"
After he finished speaking, he walked to Sun Wukong and his party, and each of them divided a golden flower and said:
"This is the best medal of honor in the Three Realms, and the credit for this righteous and courageous act belongs to all of us! You must keep it well, and use this as an example in the future to be good. ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
A group of them also hurriedly looked in the direction of the South Heavenly Gate and saluted.
Drip!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000. ×1000”×9
"Negative emotions from Lingji +1000. ×1000”×9
This moment.
Guanyin and Lingji, that was really angry.
It's broken.
Why is the Jade Emperor so old, you said that you are okay At this time, what kind of golden flower did you reward him, isn't this the same as playing?
It's outrageous.
Lingshan.
They are also annoyed!
Originally, this thing was particularly annoying.
But the Jade Emperor is in this again, what ten golden flowers have been arranged, isn't it even more annoying?
Although the Jade Emperor may be playing casually, their mentality exploded when they played.
It's insulting!
Drip!
"From Nyolai...... From Lingshan ......"
Ran Deng looked at Rulai and asked:
"What's next?"
Rulai said in a deep voice:
"Leave him alone!"
"Let Guanyin deal with it on their own, this Jade Emperor will show up and reward ten golden flowers, if we show up, this calamity will be even more strange."
Maitreya Buddha also said with a tired face:
"In this way, after this catastrophe is over, call Lingji back, don't let him learn from the calamity in the future, there will be insufficient success, and more than failure."
Everyone in Lingshan listened to Maitreya Buddha's words, and they also nodded in unison, originally this catastrophe, Guanyin's plan was still very perfect.
That's because Lingji was caught by the canopy, and then completely collapsed.
And Lingji followed Guanyin, and he never helped much, but every bad thing was because of him.
It's speechless.
Wuzhuang view.
At this time, no matter what Sun Wukong thought, he was unhappy, and muttered in his mouth:
"Big brother, it seems that my grandson used to blame the Jade Emperor and his old man."
"This is much better than some people, some people teach an apprentice, indiscriminately scold us, just say a few misunderstandings casually, apologize and it's over."
"Critical! This murderer was caught by the eldest brother, this is not as good as the Jade Emperor and his old man, reward us with Jinhua praise. ”
Oops I'm going?
Zhen Yuanzi was dumbfounded for a moment when he heard this.
Dead monkeys!
Who are you putting aside this yin and yang weirdness?
Do you believe it or not?
But I saw that Sun Wukong, holding the golden flower rewarded by the Jade Emperor, was very proud, holding his head high!
It's better than your Zhen Yuanzi, your apprentice scolds, and you don't know how to be grateful.
Zhu Xiaopeng kicked the monkey's ass and said:
"It's okay, don't talk nonsense, you think you're yin and yang, don't you know that you're talking about him?"
"Hurry up and apologize to Daxian!"
Silence.
He said earnestly:
"The third child! We can't be like this, if we do good deeds, how can we ask for returns? ”
"Besides, people Zhenyuanzi Daxian is such a big wrist, how do you know that people are not ready to repay us for catching thieves, people are just that the tree has not been saved at this time, and they are upset, and they haven't started to repay it."
Zhen Yuanzi: ???
Wuzhuang audience: ???
They listened to it at first, but the more they listened to it, the more unpleasant it became, what do you mean?
it!
Although you are teaching Sun Wukong a lesson, we clearly feel that you are clearly asking us for benefits?
Zhen Yuanzi is also very speechless, if you say so, I don't need you to save the ginseng fruit tree, hurry up and roll the calves for me!