Chapter 304: Come over here and I'll rub it for you
At this moment, Guanyin was annoyed.
What are you eating, drinking, and having fun in the West Sea Dragon Palace?
This bastard is simply getting more and more presumptuous, should he really hit his legs?
Guanyin asked:
"If you don't go to learn scriptures on that day, what are you doing in the West Sea?"
Ananda was stunned for a moment, puzzled and said:
"Bodhisattva, don't you know?"
"On the day you brought her back from Heavenly Court, you kicked him with a kick, and then he might be angry with you and simply didn't return in Xihai."
Drip!
"From the ...... Kannon"
The Guanyin people were all angry.
You blackmailed my mother for 7,000 gold pills, just because I kicked you, are you going to play a temper with me?
The old lady has been picked up by you, and she has been beaten hundreds of times by your ass, am I having the same temper as you?
Bastard!
Ananda watched Guanyin's face turn cold, and hesitated:
"That...... Why don't you go and coax him? ”
"What!"
Guanyin was even more speechless in an instant.
I'm going to coax him?
Who's going to coax me?
Ananda spoke:
"The Nine Heavens Xuannu of the previous calamity has already been in the lower realm, or my Buddha's golden hoop will be completed in a few days, and what the Buddha means at the moment is to ignore him so much for the time being."
Hearing this, Guanyin sighed and said:
"That's it, I'll go to the West Sea!"
………
West Sea Dragon Palace.
Zhu Xiaopeng sat in a side hall, with the wine and food on the table, and a sexy and charming kraken and mermaid below, dancing there~
Listening to the music in the Dragon Palace is particularly exciting!
While eating the grapes fed by a little mermaid next to him, he muttered in his heart, this Guanyin has been five or six days, why hasn't there been any movement?
Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea, has come to accompany him for nothing these days, on the one hand, it is the identity background of Tianpeng, and on the other hand, this is also the son-in-law of the dragon family!
There is also his son Ao Lie, who is also mixed with the marshal.
Of course, he was still a little confused, the marshal had been in Xihai for five days.
Why don't you see anyone urging you?
Could it be that he learned from the experience and didn't let the marshal do it?
Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly looked at Ao Yan and asked:
"Hey, uncle, your family has been in the West Sea recently?"
Hearing this, Ao Yan nodded and replied:
"Yes, I heard that there was a little conflict with Yang Jian, and I have been staying in Xihai and are reluctant to go back."
Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and said:
"You have to persuade her, it's normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines, no matter what you say, that's also the boss, you have to take out the strength of the big house."
Ao Yan nodded and said:
"That's the case, I'll persuade her later, this little girl has been spoiled by us since childhood."
It's nothing! Ao Yan himself is also a harem beautieth with three thousand, can he still not allow Yang Jian to accept two?
"By the way, Marshal, you've been in the West Sea for five days in a row, why hasn't anyone come to look for you?"
Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, thought for a while and said:
"Isn't that good?"
"Look at how comfortable I am these days, eating and drinking and having fun, isn't this more refreshing than learning from experience, isn't it better than being a fairy?"
Ao Yan was a little speechless, if you say so, it is indeed more cool than learning scriptures and being a fairy!
I'm not as chic as you.
"Lord Qiqi Dragon King, Marshal Tianpeng, and Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea have visited."
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Ao Yan and said:
"Look, isn't this just someone coming?"
"Quick! Let them all go down, and then remove all these things. ”
Ao Yan's face twitched, and he hurriedly ordered.
Not a little while.
Ao Yan went out to welcome Guanyin in.
When Guanyin came in, he saw that in the deserted hall, Zhu Xiaopeng was paralyzed half-dead, and a circle of bamboo was tied to his leg to fix it, as if his leg was broken.
When Zhu Xiaopeng saw Guanyin coming in, he hurriedly said:
"Hey, the Bodhisattva is here, please forgive me for being injured and not being able to salute."
Guanyin's face turned black in an instant.
Drip!
"From the ...... Kannon"
Bastard!
When the Queen Mother took me to beat you for three days, she couldn't beat you down, and now you fall from the sky, and you pretend to be lame for me?
The Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and the immortals looked at this scene, and one by one they also came to the spirit, and the show began.
This wave of how they choose everything, of course, there is not much pressure, after all, it is a loss of ten, fifty gold pills to gamble, it is enough.
Whether it can take off or not depends on what follows.
West Sea Dragon Palace.
Guanyin said in a deep voice:
"What do you want to do, Tianpeng?"
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a confused face:
"Bodhisattva, how do you say that?"
"I thought you were coming to visit me, but you came with a reproachful tone and asked me this, you really make me so sad."
Guanyin has no good airway:
"Why didn't I hurt you?"
"Don't talk nonsense with me, now follow me back to Wuzhuang Temple, and continue to travel west!"
Zhu Xiaopeng heard this and groaned:
"Oops... My Bodhisattva... Legs, I can't go now, there is a saying that 'hurts muscles and bones for a hundred days', you have to take care of this Bodhisattva, give me three months off! ”
Ao Yan looked at these two people, and he was speechless for a while, it has to be your marshal! In the past, I heard the old iron of the heavenly court say that you Tianpeng played Guanyin Bodhisattva six, but when I saw it today, it was really a rumor.
Guanyin walked in front of Zhu Xiaopeng, looked at Zhu Xiaopeng's left leg tied with a piece of bamboo, and asked:
"Is it this leg?"
Zhu Xiaopeng nodded heavily and said:
"Hmm!"
"Bodhisattva, are you going to rub it for me?"
Boom!
Guanyin directly slapped it hard, and the bamboo pieces and clothes were torn apart in an instant, revealing a very powerful, durable, intact thigh.
Ao Run: ???
The people of Ao Yan are confused, are you so good at playing?
Zhu Xiaopeng is also confused, I lose it! You're going too far, and my brother will be exposed!
Guanyin said coldly:
"Are you sure your leg hurts?"
"If you're sure, then my next palm will be beaten down to treat you?"
My mother can't cure you bastard.
As soon as Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, okay, you Guanyin, do you dare to threaten me? Don't you know, I, Zhu Xiaopeng, eat soft and not hard?
I... Sneak attack!
Boom!
Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly raised her legs, the speed was too fast, and because Guanyin was too close, she kicked Guanyin directly in the chest, and kicked her to the door.
Drip!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000. ×1000”×3
"Oops!"
Guanyin instantly exploded.
Bastard, you bastard, where did you learn such a sinister move, you dare to kick me while my mother is not paying attention?
Queen Mother: ???
Zhu Xiaopeng hurriedly apologized at this time:
"Oops! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! People didn't mean it, Bodhisattva, are you okay? ”
"Come here, I'll rub it for you."
Drip!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000. ×1000”×9
As soon as she said kneading, the pain that hit Guanyin's chest instantly reminded her of the last time, and after he punched her last time, he really helped rub it.