Chapter 346: I Can Help With Childbirth
Break the big defense, brothers!
Nezha's whole person stayed there in an instant, his face was full of incredulity, and a pair of big eyes were about to pop out.
Is it true love for a woman and a daughter to fall in love?
Nezha got goosebumps when he thought about it.
Bastard!
You still say you're not a canopy, it's not a canopy, can you say such a bastard?
Nezha glared at Zhu Xiaopeng fiercely, and said to Zixia:
"You... You're insane! ”
"What kind of person you like, I'm not your person, I'm just here to play with Tianpeng, don't force me to beat you!"
Nezha has taken it, what the hell is the biggest arrangement from God, don't you know that I, Nezha, are specially working against God?
Zixia looked at Nezha and said with a serious face:
"But I swore that whoever can pull out my purple and green sword, I will marry whomever I want, but no one has ever been able to pull it out in the past, only you!"
Let's be honest.
What fairies and monsters are in love with the human race these years, this kind of cross-racial love is really a lot!
Now come a cross-gender love...... Zixia thinks that fate is the biggest arrangement from God, since God arranged Nezha, then she can try it?
Although it is impossible to fully accept it all at once, but the feelings arranged by God, if you don't try it, how can you say no?
Nezha couldn't help but take two steps back, and said with a scared face:
"You... Don't come here! ”
"I... The two of us are girls, how can girls have children when they are together! ”
"No, no, no... Absolutely not... You're going to die of this heart! ”
Zixia was rejected by Nezha, and she didn't give up, and said with a serious face:
"I just thought about it, we can adopt a child, it's okay!"
"Ahem."
Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:
"What, it's not a big problem to have a child, I can volunteer to help with this."
Zixia: ???
Nezha: ???
"Bastard!"
Nezha angrily kicked Zhu Xiaopeng and said:
"It's all your fault, bastard, you don't help me speak, you're still adding fuel to the fire, you're mad at me!"
Zhu Xiaopeng said helplessly:
"Although my Supreme Treasure is a robber, my Supreme Treasure is principled - I would rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage."
Nezha kicked Zhu Xiaopeng's ass again and scolded:
"Tear down your jungler, what kind of bullshit Supreme Treasure, you bastard is a canopy, anyway, you are a person, you tell me what to do now?"
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Nezha in a hurry, that look was very cute, and his heart was even more interesting.
"What now?"
"Good question!"
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a serious face:
"You come to the church, I'll come to the cave room."
"Since you treat me as a brother, a good brother is naturally obligated to help you, even if it is a tiger's den in Longtan, you can't enter... I'm going to get in. ”
The Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and the immortals looked strange, why did this sound so unpleasant?
on the clouds.
They were also speechless.
What kind of bastard are you talking about?
However.
Zixia walked to Nezha's side at this time, pulled Nezha and said:
"Nezha, don't say it again."
"Since God arranged for you to pull out my purple and green sword, then our relationship is destined by God, let us ...... Let's start the relationship now! ”
"Kiss me!"
"Oops!"
Nezha shivered instantly, hurriedly shook off Zixia, hid behind Zhu Xiaopeng and shouted:
"Don't you, don't be like this, we're not suitable!"
Zixia chased Nezha and shouted:
"Hey! Don't you hide from me, how do we know it's not appropriate if we don't try? ”
Nezha circled around Zhu Xiaopeng and Zixia.
That guy!
She's going crazy.
"Don't... Don't..."
She fled, she chased, they all couldn't fly, she was poisoned by her, and she was terminally ill.
Zhu Xiaopeng stood there, and his heart was about to burst out laughing, this day! If you can't do this play, aren't you messing around?
Wait a minute.
Why haven't you completed your mission yet?
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the purple and green sword in his hand, and began to be confused, he went to the system to brush the machine, this sword is not his own? ?
Is it difficult to make Zixia admit it?
Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly grabbed Zixia and said:
"Let's discuss, you give me the Ziqing Sword, and I'll help you chase Nezha?"
"What?"
Nezha also stopped in an instant, and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a confused expression, bastard!
Aren't you kidding?
Zixia looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a strange expression, thought for a while and said:
"If you want her to have a relationship with me, I can give you the Ziqing Sword!"
"Okay, you wait."
When Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, he directly pulled Nezha to the side and said:
"Promise her!"
"Phew!"
Nezha gritted his teeth and scolded:
"Bastard, I'm here to play with you, and you're going to give me my whole daughter-in-law?"
Zhu Xiaopeng muttered in a low voice:
"You see that woman obviously has a brain problem, you promise her for the time being, we call this an expedient measure, and we will torture her more later, she will feel wronged and inappropriate, then she will naturally give up."
Nezha looked at Zhu Xiaopeng a little strangely when he heard this, and asked:
"Then how are we going to torture her, if she kisses me, or whatever...... What should I do? ”
Zhu Xiaopeng patted his chest and said:
"I'll leave everything to me, you just have to deal with her, just ...... Make a good brother, as for the other things you can't do, I'll do it for you! ”
Nezha nodded thoughtfully and said:
"Then let's talk about it first, I just have to agree, I don't care about the rest, but I'll leave it to you."
"Must drop!"
Nezha saw Zhu Xiaopeng responding, walked back with him, looked at Zixia and said:
"I personally can't accept it, but I listened to my brother's opinion, so I decided to try it with you, let's talk about it first...... I'm a very difficult person to get along with, so don't blame me if you can't stand it. ”
"And besides, you have to listen to me!"
Zixia was instantly happy, nodded violently and said:
"Uh-huh!"
"That's... Can you kiss me? ”
Nezha frowned and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng.
Zhu Xiaopeng didn't say a word, and went up directly and gave Zixia a hot kiss, this kiss ...... She almost didn't catch her breath when she kissed.
Zixia: ???
"You... Supreme Treasure you bastard..."
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a puzzled face:
"How can you still curse?"
"Nezha, she is only accepting it temporarily, and my Supreme Treasure General is your love spokesperson, after all, the situation between you is complicated, and some individual situations will require my help."
Seeing that Zhu Xiaopeng finished speaking, he ran to Nezha's side and kissed her on the small mouth.
Nezha: ???
Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:
"This is between the two of you... A kiss is also an indirect kiss, and the relationship has now officially begun. ”
Hahaha...
Zhu Xiaopeng was ecstatic in his heart, he must make a female brother, and then let the female brother make a girlfriend, she can't help her, it's so wonderful.