Chapter 317: I will only feel sorry for Director Zhang
Zhang Yimou looked at the person who greeted him in front of him, fell into a deep shock, and his first reaction when he came back to his senses was to block the three children under his feet.
But it was too late.
"Director Zhang, is this your grandson and granddaughter?"
Qin Muchu looked at the three little dots hiding behind Zhang Yimou.
The eldest one is only about ten years old, and the younger one is estimated to be three or four years old, not as tall as his legs.
"Ahem, that ......" A trace of embarrassment flashed on Zhang Yimou's face.
Before he could speak, the youngest girl spoke:
"Mom, who is this brother?"
The little girl hugged Chen Yao's legs, and her raised little face was full of innocence.
“……”
Qin Muchu looked at Chen Yao, then at the little girl, and finally at Lao Mouzi, and the smile he squeezed out froze.
Chen Yao: He has seen it and knows his identity.
The little girl called her mom, and that dad was ......
"This brother is ......"
Chen Yao was also a little embarrassed, especially after seeing Qin Muchu's expression, he didn't know how to speak, so he could only look at Zhang Yimou.
"Xiao Yao, you take the child to check first, and I'll talk to Xiao Qin about it for a while." Zhang Yimou said to Chen Yao.
Since you were bumped into, there is no way to avoid it.
Chen Yao nodded, and said hello to Qin Muchu again:
"Xiao Qin, then you talk first."
Although Qin Muchu was shocked that Lao Mouzi was still hiding three children, he still reluctantly responded politely:
"Sister Yao, you're busy."
So Chen Yao bent down and led a few children:
"Let's go, Dad has something to talk to...... My brother said, "We can't bother." ”
"Good! Goodbye Dad! ”
The three children greeted Zhang Yimou in a milky voice.
Zhang Yimou also rarely smiled, squatted down and touched their heads one by one:
"Go, listen to your mother, don't run blind."
After saying that, he stood up:
"Xiao Qin, let's find a place to talk."
Don't panic, Xiao Qin is his own person, and it's nothing if he is bumped into.
Qin Muchu probably knew what Zhang Yimou wanted to say to him, so he said:
"Uh...... Okay, I'll say hi. ”
Say hello?
Zhang Yimou was stunned for a moment, and then noticed that in the consultation room behind Qin Muchu, there were still three girls standing.
Seeing him look over, he said hello unnaturally......
……
In the family lounge of the hospital, the door was closed, and there were old and young people sitting inside, no one spoke first, and the atmosphere was dull and awkward.
"Xiao Qin......"
In the end, Zhang Yimou couldn't bear it first.
"I'm a team builder of the company...... No, company benefits, collective annual inspection. Qin Muchu looked serious.
Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.
“……”
Zhang Yimou looked at Qin Muchu, if he had such shameless energy just now, he would have come here redundantly.
I'm going to give you an explanation, heart to heart, are you playing with me here?
The atmosphere was dreary for a while.
Protest with silence.
Boy, I know you lied, admit it yourself, or I'll be stupid if I tell the truth.
Qin Muchu also understood what Lao Mouzi meant, but he just didn't say it.
You're all "Dad, Dad" over there, I'm different, how perfect the reason for "annual inspection" is.
There was a stalemate for a while, and I saw that Lao Mouzi didn't react at all.
The old man is quite stubborn.
Then you are stubborn, I won't play with you.
Qin Muchu stood up:
"Director Zhang, I'll go back if it's okay."
"Something, wait a minute."
Zhang Yimou couldn't be stubborn after all.
This kid didn't play his cards according to common sense and flipped the table directly.
"What's the matter, Director Zhang, I still have an annual inspection over there."
Qin Muchu was extremely heavy on the 'annual inspection', revealing a sincere smile.
Zhang Yimou looked at this smiling face, and only felt that he saw four words - petty and cunning.
"There is no urgency in the annual inspection, you have told the doctor, they will arrange it, you don't have to worry about it."
Hearing Lao Mouzi admit the fact of the "annual inspection", Qin Muchu's smile was even brighter, this is what chatting looks like.
"Director Zhang still knows a lot, and I don't know it when I first come...... By the way, Director Zhang is so familiar with this place and often comes? ”
"I've been here a few times before, and I take my child for a physical check-up every six months."
Zhang Yimou directly admitted,
"This hospital was also introduced to me by Ji Gang, and it is highly confidential, so I can follow. I wasn't in this hospital before, and Xiaoyao took the child alone, and I ...... It's inconvenient to follow along. ”
Qin Muchu nodded in understanding.
Lao Mouzi, as the leading director in China, knows too many people about him, and in order not to let the children receive too much attention, it is normal to keep a distance from the children and even hide their existence.
There are still hidden marriages in the entertainment industry.
Comforted:
"Actually, it's okay to know, look at my father, don't you also take the child to the hospital for examination? If the paparazzi dares to shoot, he dares to threaten, you, you are too qualified. ”
He also took Jiro to the hospital for a few check-ups with Lao Jiang and Sister Yun.
Lao Jiang found the paparazzi and went directly to knock on the car window.
"Can you shoot it from that far away? If you want to say hello to me, our family will stand up and take a picture for you. Come on, I'll see how the shot goes. ”
Then I can't help but snatch the camera, take out the memory card and break it.
Then he apologized:
"I'm sorry, my hand slipped, so I'll pay you how much money."
The paparazzi were scared stupid, where could they speak.
So Lao Jiang took out his wallet and took a few hundred yuan to shoot it in the hands of the paparazzi.
"If it's not enough, let's make a friend, and I'll take a camera to take pictures of your child when I go back, and if it's more, it will be compensated."
After this operation, no paparazzi dared to secretly photograph Lao Jiang with children.
But Zhang Yimou's focus is not on how Jiang Wen dealt with reporters, but on the opening sentence "It's okay if you know, look at my father".
He was a little surprised:
"Jiang Wen is also super born?"
Superbirth?
What superbirth?
Suddenly, it was like a beam of lightning struck the Tianling Gai, and Qin Muchu reacted.
This is an era in which some rural areas still have slogans written on them: "One person is born, the whole village is ligated", which is different from the era when later generations sought to have more lives.
He only thought that Lao Mouzi chose to hide it in order to protect the child, but he didn't expect that he had to hide it, and he didn't dare not hide it.
The thighs are slightly forced, and the buttocks are raised.
Qin Muchu silently moved a meter to the side, turned his head to look at Zhang Yimou, and looked surprised:
"Yay, Director Zhang! When did you come? What a coincidence. ”
Zhang Yimou was stunned for a moment, and suddenly understood.
stood up and patted Qin Muchu on the shoulder, and said earnestly:
"Xiao Qin, being a man, you really can't be so shameless."
“……”
Inside the break room, there was silence for the third time.
Qin Muchu only felt that he was feeling exhausted, and wanted to have something to stimulate his brain.
Tell Lao Jiang that I want to smoke a cigar.
sighed and looked at Zhang Yimou on the side:
"Director Zhang."
"Huh?"
"How many years will you not be sentenced if you don't report it?"
“……”
Zhang Yimou was speechless and relieved.
At least this kid didn't ask, "Is reporting considered meritorious service?"
"If you don't sentence, you pay a fine."
"Fines?"
Qin Muchu stood up suddenly, and his negativity was swept away.
Waving his hand nonchalantly:
"I thought it was a big deal, wasn't it a fine? Penalties. ”
Just looking at Lao Mouzi's solemn expression, he thought it was a big event that the sky had fallen.
For example, no director, a complete ban, or even a sentence.
But the result is a fine.
Lao Mouzi is also the leading director in China, and he has been in the entertainment industry since the seventies and eighties of the last century, and he can still make money.
Zhang Yimou shook his head, looking hard to speak.
As soon as Qin Muchu saw this expression, he knew that there was something else hidden, and he didn't want to ask.
This kind of thing is only interesting if a third party tells him.
Because it's not about me at all.
If the person concerned tells himself, it is very easy to be involved.
Again, it's a really secret thing, few people know, so if you know it, if this thing leaks out a day later, will you be suspicious?
If he had remembered such a thing as a superborn before, he wouldn't have brought him to the lounge with Lao Mouzi.
As a rational melon eater, Qin Muchu immediately got up:
"If it's inconvenient to say it, don't say it. Let's go back, I guess Sister Yao is almost done with the child. ”
Unexpectedly, Lao Mouzi said:
"Not so fast, still checking."
“…… Sister Yao may not be able to manage the children alone. ”
"She just sent a message, and she asked them to help."
“……”
Zhang Yimou suddenly raised his head, as if he had made up some kind of determination:
"Xiao Qin, I ......"
Qin Muchu's eyelids jumped, and he hurriedly interrupted:
"Director Zhang, I'm in urgent need of urine, let's talk about it next time we meet."
"Xiao Yao and I actually didn't get a marriage certificate."
“!!!”
After all, I didn't stop it.
Qin Muchu is in a refreshing and sad mood now.
I ate such a big melon, and I was worried that I knew too much.
In the TV series, this is going to be extinguished.
"In less than two minutes, you withdraw quickly, I didn't hear anything." Qin Muchu suddenly said.
"What?" Zhang Yimou didn't understand what it meant.
Qin Muchu smiled bitterly and sat back:
"I said, why are you talking to me about this......"
Isn't this the rich man of the Laliang family going into the water?
Zhang Yimou also smiled.
Why?
Isn't this suffocating?
I have been pressing this matter on my mind for nearly ten years, and it just so happens that today's "time and place are favorable", there is a junior who can be trusted to tell me, and I am in a good mood.
And this junior is harmless to himself...... And the energy is amazing.
Since he opened his mouth, he simply said it all in one go:
"At first, I was just confused, and I didn't think about it for so long. You also know that Xiao Yao is too much age difference with me, I ......"
He stopped.
"You don't think it will last long?" Qin Muchu added.
"Hmm."
Lao Mouzi nodded.
With an age difference of 31 years, it is difficult not to make him doubt the purity of this love.
"Later, when I had a child, I was still a little uneasy, until the second child was born, and I slowly believed it. By the third child, I no longer doubt it. ”
A woman can give birth to three children for herself, and even if he is hard-hearted, he will be influenced.
If you just want to exchange children for benefits, then one child, two children are enough, why have three.
"Then why don't you go and make up the marriage certificate? Afraid of bad influences? Qin Muchu asked.
It is quite outrageous to have three children before getting married, and if it is known by the media, it will definitely cause an earthquake in the entertainment industry.
Zhang Yimou didn't explain, just said:
"The third child was born in 06."
06 years......
Qin Muchu probably understood.
That was the time to run for the general director of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.
If Lao Mouzi had exposed this matter at that time, the organizing committee would have chosen the poetry and would not have considered him.
"Well, blame me."
Qin Muchu suddenly put his hand on Lao Mouzi's shoulder:
"If I debuted two years earlier and ran for chief director, you wouldn't have any worries and would have gotten a certificate."
Does this mean that if you go to run, I will definitely fail?
Seeing Qin Muchu's serious appearance with his eyebrows twisted, Lao Mouzi was angry and funny, pointing at him and shaking his head and laughing:
"Ha~ you."
Seeing that Lao Mouzi was no longer sad, Qin Muchu also smiled:
"Hey, you go on."
"Later, I was so busy with the Olympics that I didn't have time to think about it. After the Olympics, I want to get the certificate with Xiao Yao, and then confess the superbirth, and I admit how much I should be punished.
After all, after the Olympics, I can't be considered guilty of meritorious service, right? ”
Zhang Yimou looked at Qin Muchu, as if he wanted to get some kind of recognition.
"Well, in the Ming Dynasty, you can get a gold medal for avoiding death." Qin Muchu nodded.
Lao Mouzi smiled, ignoring Qin Muchu's jokes, but quickly frowned again:
"But Weiping told me that the impact of this incident was too bad, and he had just finished the Olympics, so he was a little arrogant, so let me wait and wait for a suitable opportunity."
“……”
Qin Muchu suddenly asked:
"Boss?"
Zhang Yimou was stunned for a moment and replied:
"In '01, I'm eight years old and almost nine years old this year."
Qin Muchu calculated and said:
"You're also in elementary school, and you're not married, so how can you solve the problem of your child's hukou and go to school?"
"Weiping helped solve it, and the child's household registration is hanging on Xiaoyao's side."
Qin Muchu nodded and asked again:
"So did he say how it was the right opportunity? It can't be a policy change, right? That's a wait.
And it's even uglier then, right? As soon as the policy has changed, you bring out three young men, even if the punishment of the relevant departments is canceled, but the public opinion is even worse. ”
He fully understands the combat effectiveness of the group of "judges" in the Internet era.
In the case of Lao Mouzi, not to mention whether he is super or not superborn, just hanging on the article that Chen Yao has not been married for decades is enough to attract the attention of a powerful "organization".
Lao Mouzi frowned.
He also felt that the more this matter dragged on, the worse the impact would become, but with an unbalanced ticket, he couldn't make up his mind for a long time.
"And, even if all of that isn't considered, what ...... What about children? ”
This sentence completely broke Zhang Yimou's defense.
This is his biggest frustration, the three children followed Chen Yao to hide, and they didn't dare to recognize their father outside.
The closest he came to "surrendering" was when he returned to Wuxi one year and saw Chen Yao teaching children:
"Remember not to tell others that your father is Zhang Yimou."
Then the child saw him and ran over to call him dad and asked "why can't you say daddy is daddy".
At that moment, he wanted to smack his mouth.
But halfway through the "surrender", he was persuaded by Zhang Weiping to go back.
Seeing that Lao Mouzi lowered his head and was silent, Qin Muchu stood up:
"Director Zhang, this is a very simple multiple-choice question. We are in the hospital now, but we can't have the mentality of being sick and taboo to be treated.
If you decide, I can help you with public opinion.
Besides, not long after the Olympics, the public is very tolerant of you, and it is not a big deal to admit your mistakes sincerely.
But if it drags on for a long time, it doesn't have to be. ”
Without waiting for Zhang Yimou to respond, he walked out of the lounge and closed the door, leaving a space to "want to be quiet".
Zhang Yimou's mind was full of thoughts.
Qin Muchu's words touched him a lot in terms of emotion and reason.
The reason why he has terminated his "voluntary surrender" many times before, in the final analysis, is that he is worried about public opinion and fines, and he can still afford to pay them.
Qin Muchu said that he could help him in terms of public opinion, and he fully believed it.
During the Olympics, Director Li looked at Qin Muchu's importance in his eyes, and later heard that Gang mentioned many times that "Xiao Qin is terrible, as long as he doesn't die, no one can move."
In other words, the only worry is gone.
That......
Zhang Yimou's eyes gradually lit up.
At this moment, the door of the room suddenly opened.
It's Qin Muchu.
He poked his head out:
"Director Zhang, the optimal solution for this matter is clear at a glance. Have you ever thought that the reason why Zhang Weiping persuaded you to drag it back was because he wanted to take advantage of this matter? ”
After a pause, he added:
"After all, he's not like me, I'll only be heartbroken~painful~Zhang~guide~"
"Smack".
The door closed again.
(Still writing)
(End of chapter)