Chapter 455: Come into my seat and teach you to sing and dance
Zhu Xiaopeng said, the wind and fire futon in his hand was thrown directly, and the yellow turban wrestler was summoned and ordered:
"Take it down for me!"
The two wrestlers who evolved from the Avenue of Wind and Fire rushed directly towards Dangkang together.
When Kang got carried away below, he sang:
"You still want to arrest me?"
"I've been Kang Zongheng so far, even if the top ten demon handsomes make a move, it will be difficult to capture me, don't think about it... Want to ......"
As he spoke, he became more and more excited, and there he danced, and the wonderful laws worked around him, like a shapeshift, hiding from the wind and fire.
The more Zhu Xiaopeng looked at it, the more shocked he became.
Grass!
This guy is definitely an open-hanging player, although this cultivation is only in the early stage of quasi-sainthood, but even if this kind of means is in the late stage of quasi-sainthood, it is definitely not as good!
on the clouds.
Guanyin and Xuannu were also stunned.
"It's so difficult to catch, the wind and fire force didn't catch it for a long time, what kind of magic power does this Dangkang have?"
Guanyin listened to the words of the Xuannu and said:
"The Buddha just sent me a message, when Kang Nai was a Rui beast in ancient times, when Kang Da harvested Ming Rui, his own luck was excellent!"
"And when Kang likes to sing and dance, when he sings and dances here, he will give full play to Xiangrui, although his own strength is not strong, but even if he is a quasi-saint peak master, it is difficult for one person to capture and kill him."
Xuannu was also stunned and said:
"No wonder I look weird, singing and dancing, it turns out to be him!"
This Guanyin and Xuannu also don't know about this, but after a little hint, they can naturally think of these rumors in their minds.
The Treasure Palace.
The immortals were also stunned at the moment.
"It's outrageous."
"It's all about luck as a dodge."
"With the power of the wind and fire futon, even a quasi-saint can only be caught with his hands, and he dodges it so wonderfully every time."
Tai Bai Xing thought for a while and said:
"Your Majesty, I think this is a good thing, with his kind of talent and supernatural powers, he is really a great auspicious star in the mortal world, can we save him from the hands of Tianpeng and invite the Heavenly Court to seal him as a god?"
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor looked at Tai Bai Xing and said:
"I look at the hanging, this Tianpeng sees that Dangkang is so lucky, can he let it go?"
Nezha muttered on the side:
"They are all bosom friends in the singing and dancing world!"
Immortals: .........
For a moment, the immortals looked at Dang Kangna's round body and ugly appearance.
If this enters the canopy seat, and Wu Gang will be bombarded from the throne of the first superstar in the future, he will have nothing to do when he sings and dances, and he is wearing Nezha's beautiful makeup, isn't this inappropriate to kill people?
Lower bound.
Zhu Xiaopeng is also more and more happy in his heart, the better Kang's performance, the happier he is!
Because this is his mount!
Zhu Xiaopeng opened his mouth and shouted:
"Dangkang, how long can you jump?"
When Kang shook his chubby body, he stretched out a finger at Zhu Xiaopeng-One!
"One day? A year? β
"Keep jumping!"
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Zhu Xiaopeng also called it awesome, and said in his mouth:
"Then I'm sorry, I have to take you down!"
"Chaos Clock."
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I only heard a bell ringing in the whole heaven and earth, and all the living beings up and down the horn mountain instantly shook their hearts and stopped.
Even Guanyin and Xuannu in the clouds were no exception, and they were shocked by the chaotic bell.
It was just a breath, and then Dangkang was captured by the wind and fire force in an instant.
When Kang was captured by the wind and fire force, he instantly looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a shocked face and shouted:
"You... I... His Majesty the Demon Emperor? β
Zhu Xiaopeng's face was calm, he flew down directly from the air, and said:
"Well, you thought your talent was strong, but you still lost, right?"
When Kang looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a shocked face, he asked:
"What's the name of the one you just made?"
Zhu Xiaopeng took out the Zhuxian Sword and wiped it:
"The one just now, that original name was called Chaos Bell, now I call him Tianpeng Bell, as for the sword in my hand, it's called Zhuxian Sword!"
Dangkang: ???
Zhu Xiaopeng introduced himself:
"Speaking of this Zhuxian Sword, it's a bit powerful, it's not an exaggeration to say, even a saint has to avoid its edge."
"Tell me something you don't know, in the last era of the gods, the Tongtian Saint relied on the Zhuxian Sword to prove that he was one against four, although he was defeated in the end, but if this is under the saint, how many people will be cut with this piece."
When Kang looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and said:
"Are you threatening me?"
Zhu Xiaopeng smiled and patted him on the shoulder and said:
"There's no need to threaten, after all, you're so fat, if you don't want to be my mount, then I'll have to barbecue."
Dang Kang was instantly furious and said:
"I'm a harvest beast, not a fat meat with side dishes."
Zhu Xiaopeng said calmly:
"It's okay, I've got a side dish here, just say it! Do you choose to be a rui beast or a fat meat? β
When Kang said with a depressed face:
"I... I want to choose to go home, I still have eighteen wives and sixty-three children waiting for me at home, you... I never hurt anyone, I don't even harm demons. β
Boy!
Zhu Xiaopeng couldn't help but be surprised:
"You can do this, eighteen wives can still eat so fat and fat without being squeezed dry."
When Kang was stunned, he said:
"Of course, if you're willing to let me go, I can teach you some skills."
Zhu Xiaopeng smiled and said:
"Stupid or not, after accepting you, all your skills are not mine?"
"Besides, I have a method of fierce battle, this is the secret technique of the magic power in the room, not to mention eighteen wives, even eighty wives are also firmly controlled!"
"Ahem, let's not talk about these topics that are inappropriate for children, just say it! Is it from me, or is it surrendering to me after some of my means? β
Dang Kang asked a little strangely:
"You... What are you going to do with me? β
Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and said:
"Castrate first, then cut out your tongue and don't let you sing, break your leg so you can't dance."
"What!"
When Kang's face was shocked in an instant, he said with fear on his face:
"You... You're so ruthless! β
"I just have a few hobbies, you might as well kill me if you do this."
Zhu Xiaopeng didn't speak again, looked at him quietly, waiting for his choice.
When Kang looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a frightened face, he finally said:
"I... If I follow you, will I be able to go back? β
"Absolutely!"
Zhu Xiaopeng said with a serious face:
"If you become my mount, not only can you go back, but you can also bring your wife and children here for a tour, which is a lot of benefits!"
As he spoke, Zhu Xiaopeng took the golden hoop out of his body and introduced:
"This thing is made by dozens of top masters, as long as you are willing to become my mount and wear it, then from now on you will not only enter my door to get shelter, but also learn to sing and dance basketball with me, you will get happiness you can't imagine!"
"Come into my seat and teach you to sing and dance!"