Chapter 560 Shouting three times a day canopy, I love you
So!
This move of the demon clan is really impeccable.
They can't stop the study of scriptures, but they can make it meaningless, and sprinkle scriptures all over the Three Realms and the Four Great Divine Prefectures.
Moreover!
The demon clan and the demon clan are fully invested in the printing of scriptures, and millions of copies are probably ...... It doesn't take a month to do it!
The words are divided into two ends.
Guanyin came out of Lingshan and took Xuannu all the way to find Zhu Xiaopeng and a group of people.
Now.
At the foot of a beautiful mountain, the master and apprentice by the river are sitting there, preparing today's dinner, still eating seafood!
Zhu Xiaopeng is eating, while thinking about the demon clan, how to mess with them, how to mess with them, you have to get it!
At this time, Guanyin and Xuannu flew down from the air, and when Zhu Xiaopeng saw the two, he suddenly remembered the catastrophe in front of the scriptures, as if he was sweeping the tower of the sacrificial country:
I am Ba Boer Ben, he is Ba Boer Ba, Ba Boer Ben Bo Ba, two happy little monsters, everyone loves beauty like flowers......
"Canopy."
Guanyin and the two walked up and shouted.
Zhu Xiaopeng nodded slightly, and said calmly:
"Sit down and take a break."
The two nodded slightly when they heard this, and sat down next to Zhu Xiaopeng.
Zhu Xiaopeng opened his mouth and asked:
"Bodhisattva, this Buddha is asking you to come to me, right?"
Guanyin nodded slightly and said:
"I'm here to talk to you about this, but...... We're going to talk a little bit about that, and that's going to be the next. ”
"Tianpeng, why don't we go straight to the next step?"
Zhu Xiaopeng's face instantly turned shocked and said:
"One step to the stomach?"
He said:
"Didn't we already get to the stomach before, how can you just say this kind of thing to the surface?"
Guan yin:???
Guanyin feels outrageous, this bastard speaks, he is always so angry, did I mean that to you?
"Ahem!"
The Xuannu was on the side, and she also looked at Zhu Xiaopeng angrily.
A hint of red flashed on Guanyin's face, and then he adjusted and said:
"We used to do it once and again, I was talking about learning scriptures and tribulations, but I discussed with the Buddha and them, and we can agree on all the future tribulations at once, what do you think?"
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Guanyin and asked:
"You mean, the Buddha wants to pay me directly for all the calamities that follow, and we will talk about all the scriptures at once?"
Guanyin nodded heavily.
Zhu Xiaopeng was a little confused, Jin Dan or something, he doesn't really need it now, the main thing he needs now is negative emotions!
Zhu Xiaopeng was a little undecided about this, so he directly picked a hair from Shang Yang, and then plucked a hair on the wings of Qin Yuan and Ying Zhao, and finally kicked Tie and Fei Zhu to the side.
All:???
Drip!
"From Qinyuan...... Come from...... Come from...... Come from...... From ...... "×9
That's infuriating!
Grandma Lee's.
Tianpeng, you bastard, you talked to Guanyin well, what are you doing suddenly bullying us?
We didn't say anything!
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the effect of this negative emotion growth, and was also very satisfied in his heart, and said:
"Okay, what conditions did the Buddha give?"
Guanyin said with a serious face:
"The Buddha gave 100,000 gold pills, and all the calamities behind need your full cooperation, and you will also be a Buddha in Lingshan in the future, and you can also be a Buddha now, as for the other conditions you have, you can also put it forward now."
Zhu Xiaopeng was a little entangled in his heart.
100,000 gold pills is a lot, and there are about 30 difficulties in the future, and now if you come to contract directly, it will be a lot to give 100,000.
As for Buddhahood?
can be pulled down, and he is not interested in connecting with the Jade Emperor.
Conditional?
Zhu Xiaopeng scratched his head, and felt that he didn't seem to have any conditions to mention to Lingshan now, but he could think of a condition to brush up on negative emotions.
At this time, Tang Sanzang and the others also looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with strange expressions, can they still directly contract this matter of catastrophe?
What a clever little ghost came up with this idea!
Qin Yuan and the five of them are actually very confused, this Lingshan is also a talent, and there is still this kind of operation for Tiancang?
The Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and the immortals were also stunned.
I'll go?
This is a bit interesting, I actually want to calculate the calamity behind the canopy, and directly shoot 100,000 gold pills, and the Buddha must have the courage.
The Jade Emperor muttered:
"That's a good idea."
"Calculate it directly for the canopy, so as to avoid the canopy, how about suddenly adding money that day, which is indeed not bad."
Everyone also nodded, which is really good!
100,000 gold pills.
Courageous.
As for the position of the Buddha, the immortals feel that this is like a chicken thief, and the Marshal Tianpeng is now so strong, so no matter where it is, what kind of fruit position do you want?
You guys are very suspicious of wooing!
Gotta add money!
Lower bound.
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Guanyin and said with a serious face:
"100,000 gold pills are fine, but you have to add a little more, 10,000 for Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang respectively."
"In the end, my condition is that I need all the people in Lingshan to shout three times every morning for two and a half years in a row - Tianpeng I love you!"
Guan yin:???
All:???
For a moment, the entire Three Realms fell silent.
They all understood the front.
It's the latter condition, what's the situation?
All the members of Lingshan woke up every morning for two and a half consecutive years, and the first sentence was Wangwang, bah, do I love Tianpeng?
Gan.
This special meow has never seen such an outrageous request.
Guanyin and Xuannu were confused, and they couldn't understand what Zhu Xiaopeng wanted to do?
Except for a few people, almost all of Lingshan are men!
Then your condition is that they have to shout love you three times every morning, and you might as well kill them directly.
It's outrageous.
Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong were also dumbfounded.
No way?
Big brother, what are you doing?
There are not many women in Lingshan, you let them shout love you three times a day, which love should this love be?
Can this not be so outrageous!
The Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and the immortals were shocked on the spot.
it!
Can you believe that Tianpeng listened to too many songs in the Moon Palace, so he actually stretched out his claws to Lingshan, which was purely a man?
He actually wanted Lingshan to own, and shouted "Tianpeng I love you" three times every day for two and a half years, what was this guy thinking in his heart?
The Jade Emperor muttered:
"This bastard, I really obeyed him."
The immortals looked at each other and said with complicated expressions:
"This ......"
"We have never understood the marshal's behavior!"
"But I think the marshal must have his own reason."
"Poof, hahaha...... No, I can't help but want to laugh when I think of Lingshan shouting three sentences every day Tianpeng I love you! ”
"Hahaha...... I'm also dying of laughter, I imagine this picture, I can't hold it back. ”
(End of chapter)