Chapter 37: Bargaining [Notice of Change of Title]
Zhang Yunshang was confidently waiting for Li Weidong to enter the urn, but he didn't expect him to come to such a sentence, and he almost choked him to death.
You know, he also has a share of this bed, if he smashes it in his hand, wouldn't it be a loss?
Although it will definitely be worth a lot of money if it is put for a few decades, at that time, there is no need to sell it, and it is directly dismantled and beaten into a coffin.
"I said little brother, there is no such thing as you, I worked hard to get the bed, and you said that you have no place to put it at home? Even if we want to bargain, we don't have to do this, right? ”
Zhang Yunshang stared at Li Weidong helplessly, and he dared to say no, so he fought desperately with him.
"Old man, I really don't lie to you, I live in a few square meters, or sleep in a bed with my brother, such a big bed, where to put it? You can't tear the house down, can you? ”
Li Weidong spread his hands and explained.
"You kid wouldn't be the one who beat me up, would you?" Zhang Yunshang said suddenly.
"How can you, you really misunderstood, even if I want to buy it, I can't afford it." Li Weidong immediately denied it.
"In this way, you can buy the bed first, if you really don't have a place to put it, put it here with me first, and then move it when you have a place."
Zhang Yunshang came up with an idea.
It's just that Li Weidong is like looking at an old liar.
Are you so stupid?
And he bought a bed for sleeping, and he didn't have any collections.
"Forget it, I'll go home and clean up my house again, but it will cost a lot of money, you always see how to change this bed, if it's too expensive, I really can't afford it." Li Weidong said helplessly.
If Zhang Yunshang really believed Li Weidong's words, he would have eaten for so many years in vain.
He shook his head with a little disdain, and then said: "The bed, it is a good rosewood, and the amount is enough. ”
"Don't sell it when you're old, just say it."
"Okay, since the little brother is so refreshing, then I won't hide it, who let the two of us hit it off at first sight, just a price, eight hundred catties of wheat!"
Hearing Zhang Yunshang's offer, Li Weidong didn't say a word, turned around and left.
This is no longer to treat him as the wronged leader, but to wipe out all his hair.
"Hey, don't go."
Zhang Yunshang was also anxious, and hurriedly grabbed Li Weidong.
"Old man, if you don't want to change, just say it, there's no need to make fun of me.
What year is this?
It's only a few dozen dollars to buy a new bed, and it's still high-quality solid wood.
And you don't know how hard it is to get food these days, do you?
Eight hundred pounds of wheat?
I don't even know how you always make this mouthful.
Even if you sell my 100 catties, it won't be enough for a fraction. ”
Li Weidong's words directly made Zhang Yunshang's face flush, not because he was ashamed, but because he couldn't interject and was anxious.
"Who wouldn't want to change? You also said that a good solid wood bed costs dozens of dollars.
800 catties of wheat are ground into 80 catties, which is 600 catties, how much does it cost to sell in grain and oil stores?
Two cents a pound!
Isn't it only 120 yuan?
Spend more than 100 yuan to buy a big bed of rosewood, where is it expensive? ”
Zhang Yunshang also spoke eloquently, looking like he was already very cheap.
"I said, old man, why are you pretending to be stupid with me?
When you run a grain and oil store, you can buy as much as you want?
You are a native of the city, and you have food at home, so you don't know the rules of buying food, right?
You go to the black market to inquire, how much is a pound of white flour, and I know that there is no less than eight cents.
Even if 800 catties of wheat are converted into 600 catties of white flour, it is 500 yuan.
What's more, who would dare to sell it to you in such a large amount? ”
There is a game farm, and Li Weidong is not short of wheat at all, it is nothing more than a matter of basking in the sun for a few more days.
However, this injustice cannot be taken seriously.
Otherwise, you will be cut by the other party in the future.
"Even if it's five hundred yuan, then you're picking up a big bargain, this thing, the longer you put it, the more valuable it is." Zhang Yunshang tried to defend himself.
"If I take it for collection, how good would it be to buy an antique bed from the Ming and Qing dynasties? Do you need to buy this new one? I used it to sleep, a bed of a few hundred dollars, I was afraid that I would not be able to sleep. ”
Li Weidong still shook his head, with a posture that the other party would resolutely not buy if he didn't reduce the price.
"Okay, then you say, how much wheat for it?"
Zhang Yunshang saw that there was no way to go on like this, so he could only give in.
"Two hundred pounds of wheat!" Li Weidong raised two fingers.
"Two hundred pounds?"
Zhang Yunshang's voice increased several times.
"Little brother, I see that you are also very thoughtful, why is your heart black? Two hundred pounds, I can't even earn errands. ”
"Three hundred catties, no more, my family has a total of these wheat, after all of them are given to you, you can only gnaw on the nest this winter." Li Weidong cried poor.
"Seven hundred and seventy pounds." Zhang Yunshang started the bargaining mode.
"Three hundred and three."
"Seven hundred!"
"Four hundred!"
"Six hundred and five."
"Four hundred and five."
In the room, the two of them stared at each other, one unwilling to go down, and the other unwilling to add more.
Stuck.
Finally, Zhang Yunshang couldn't bear it, and said with a sad expression: "Little brother, do you see that I am a lot old, and I still have a few years to live?" I just want to be able to eat a few bites of a full meal before I die, and even if I get down there, I can be a full ghost. ”
Li Weidong seemed to be moved, squeezed his eyes hard, and said: "Old man, I know that it is not easy for you, your children are not around, you are alone, six hundred and five is six hundred and five." In the future, I will send you sixty-five catties of wheat every month for ten months, and I can come to see you by the way. ”
"Little bunny, you have to force me to curse, don't you? Five hundred and eighty pounds of wheat, not a pound less, I'll give you another deck chair by the way. ”
Zhang Yunshang glared at Li Weidong viciously.
"Okay, who told me to look at you like I saw my dead grandfather, so let's both be happy, you can put that Luohan bed on me again."
Li Weidong stretched out his hand and pointed to a Luohan bed placed on the door opposite the living room.
"Hehe, the little rabbit cub has very sharp eyes, the Luohan bed is made of mahogany, but it's been some years, when my Lao Tzu was alive, I liked to lie on it and sleep on it, if you don't dislike it, move away."
Zhang Yunshang said with a smile.
He was sure that Li Weidong would not want this kind of furniture.
"Forget it, since it is something that the ancestors liked, I won't take away the love of others, five hundred and eighty catties of wheat, become! However, I have one request. ”
Li Weidong really didn't think about the Luohan bed anymore.
With so much grain for a rosewood bed, some people will definitely scold him for being a loser, but from another point of view, he actually earned it.
The value of something depends on whose point of view.
When you are about to starve to death, a steamed bun is worth more than a piece of gold.
In the same way, Li Weidong can continue to harvest wheat by basking in the sun, and in his eyes, it is naturally nothing.
On the other hand, when the other party is hungry every day, a bed that cannot be eaten or drunk can be exchanged for a few hundred catties of wheat, which is also earned.
This is called taking what you need.
"What requirements?"
Zhang Yunshang was also relieved when he saw that Li Weidong agreed, and his attitude obviously improved.
[Say an important thing, because the title of the book Lie Flat has a certain negative energy, and it was notified to rectify, so the title of this book will be changed to (Courtyard: Don't mess with me, I just want to be an idle fish) Everyone must not forget the way home! 】