Chapter 187: Song of the Pig
"Then I'll start it."
Sima Zhu even Mai Chuci, and said suspiciously: "I used to call Sima Zhu when I was professional, because my family has raised pigs since I was a child, so I personally like pigs, and of course I like to eat pork, and then some fans will call me Brother Pig, or Mr. Chu Ci, how about you write a song with the theme of 'pig'?" ”
With the theme of "pigs"?
This Sima Pig really understands what the live broadcast program effect is, and he also knows how to create topics for himself, and he even uses his own ID as the topic.
Gee.
This Sima Pig looks honest, and he is quite ruthless.
Netizens have been paying attention to Chu Ci's performance, and when Sima Zhu asked for the pig problem, everyone obviously saw that Chu Ci was stunned, and the virtual character in the camera didn't move much directly, and he didn't make a sound, and he seemed very silent, so everyone was happy.
Well, this is just a live broadcast effect that Lin Zhibai deliberately did.
He was silent for a while before he slowly muttered, "Brother Pig...... Pigs as the theme......"
He seems to have fallen into a long exam.
And the more Chu Ci showed that he was embarrassed, the more happy the audience became, and many people liked the anchor to be deflated when they watched the live broadcast.
Especially those anchors who show off the sky, it's the most interesting to watch them eat deflated or something once in a while.
Of course, everyone is also thinking.
What kind of song can you write with the theme of pigs?
However, everyone has no idea at all, because Lanxing doesn't have a fire song about "pig" at all, at most, some sweet love songs mention nicknames such as "little pig", which mostly happens between couples.
"Who would write a song about a pig under normal circumstances!"
"Finish the calf."
"Chu Ci is out of line now."
"Chu Ci: ???"
"Laughing to death."
"Well done!"
"Chu Ci is confused!"
"Hahahaha, call you arrogant!"
"It's so challenging to come up or not!"
"I can't write it!"
Some fans are ridiculing, while others are black fans, the kind who want to see jokes.
And Lin Zhibai has already picked up the pen and started writing songs.
One minute.
Two minutes.
Three minutes.
No one knows what Lin Zhibai wrote.
Five minutes passed, and Sima Zhu saw that Chu Ci seemed to be very embarrassed, and coughed and said, "Either I change my request, if Teacher Chu Ci thinks it's ......."
He was afraid that the topic was too difficult to relate.
Sima Zhu didn't mean it, so he subconsciously made a request, ignoring the difficulty of this request.
"No, you don't."
Chu Ci finally put down the pen and said with a smile: "Everyone has been waiting for a long time. ”
Is this there?
Sima Zhu was stunned.
The audience was also stunned.
And Chu Ci had already picked up his guitar and said, "Since everyone calls you Brother Pig, then I'll give you a song of "Song of the Pig". ”
Uh-huh?
Is the song of the pig okay?
Just when everyone was a little dazed, Lin Zhibai plucked the guitar and sang:
"Pig ~
You have two holes in your nose
When I catch a cold, I still have snot on my nose and cow cow ......"
Burst!
The barrage suddenly laughed!
This lyric is really about pigs!
Sima Zhu opened his mouth in the live broadcast room!
"Pig ~
You have dark eyes
I can't see the ...... when I look at it."
Sima Zhu's eyes began to widen, as if he really looked like a pig.
"Pig ~
Your ears are so big
I can't hear me calling you stupid......"
Sima Zhu smiled.
"Pig ~
Your tail is curly and curly
It turns out that running and jumping can't do without it......"
With Chu Ci taking a bite of a "pig", Sima Zhule blossomed, and the whole person danced.
And at this very moment.
Chu Ci suddenly put down the guitar, turned to face an electronic keyboard, and struck his hand quickly!
The music gets cheerful!
The sense of rhythm is very strong!
Chu Ci seemed to be excited, and the whole person was moving along with the music, and the fierce melody also reached the ears of all the audience:
"Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail
A good doll who has never been a picky eater
Sleep until three strokes in the sun every day
Never brush your teeth
Never fight......"
Sima Zhu's smile suddenly stopped, his eyes widened, his mouth opened wider, he felt goosebumps all over his body, and his expression was indescribably funny.
He was shocked!
The barrage was even more crazy, and the audience was also shocked, this chorus suddenly made the song complete, and it was very pleasant to listen to!
"it!"
"Awesome!"
"Laughing crazy!"
"It's really singing pigs!"
"It's all right!?"
"How did you write this song?"
"It's so short!"
"God-like words!"
"The point is that this song is pretty good!"
"It's so cute!"
Lin Zhibai didn't go to see the barrage, he picked up the guitar again.
"Pig ~
Your belly is so bulging
At first glance, you can tell that you can't stand the suffering of life
Pig~
Your skin is so white
In my last life, I must have invested in a rich and noble family~~~"
Finish singing a few words.
Then change to the electronic organ.
"Legend has it that your ancestors were wonderful
The fortune teller said that he hit the peach blossom
When I see a beautiful girl, I giggle
Won't blush
Won't be afraid
Ahem......"
Lin Zhibai sang here, facing the camera, looking at Sima Zhu who was connected to him:
"You're a lot like him."
Sima Zhu recovered from the shock and laughed, only to accidentally laugh out loud with a "purring" pig call.
"Kneel!"
"Chu Ci, please take my knees!"
"Hahahaha Sima Pig!"
"This pig cry is too spiritual!"
"Absolutely!"
"Mom, come out and see the gods!"
"You can write a song on a topic like a pig!"
"I feel like he's calling me a pig!"
"No, his name is Sima Zhu!"
"Brother Pig, Song of Pigs!"
The barrage appeared in the live broadcast room like crazy, and Sima Pig Monster shouted:
"Babble!"
"No offense." Lin Zhibai said with a smile.
"It's horrible, it's horrible! I'm still getting goosebumps all over my body! Teacher Chu Ci, please accept my worship! ”
said.
Sima Zhu directly went crazy at the camera.
This is not just licking, Sima Zhu was really shocked, because he thought of the topic temporarily, and as a result, Chu Ci wrote the song, the key is that the lyrics of this song are not far-fetched, and the melody is also very good!
"That's so good! I kind of want to cry. ”
Sima Zhu's emotions were a little excited, and he really squeezed out a tear, but it was not necessarily moved, and it was most likely laughing.
"If you like it, it's fine."
Lin Zhibai approached the camera, blinked with one eye, and winked at the audience, "What do you think?" ”
"Sounds good!"
"Perfect!"
"You're invincible!"
"I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced!"
"It's worthy of being in prison and being able to write a song!"
"It's too strong!"
"It's a saliva song, right?"
"Created in five minutes, with this quality, what more could you ask for!"
Yes.
The quality of this song is indeed worse than those works released by Chu Ci Zheng'er, but this is written by someone in five minutes!
Besides, it doesn't matter if he's a saliva song or not.
The melody is really catchy, very memorable, and the lyrics are even more appropriate to the extreme, and every sentence is inseparable from pigs!
The last sentence is the last one, you are very much like him!
Directly sublimated.
It makes people feel that this song is not only about pigs, but also about people.
And to be able to write such a song in such a short period of time requires not only the ingenuity of a genius composer, but also the urgency of genius lyrics!
……
In front of the screen.
Lin Hu looked at the live broadcast and sneered.
How could this song have been created on the spot?
Lin Hu's little follower also thinks so, this Sima Pig is 200% childcare!
"The acting is good."
Lin Hu has been observing Sima Zhu's expression, but he didn't see any flaws, and the acting skills of the anchor in this game area are not bad.
As for Chu Ci?
Because it's a virtual character, the expression can't be seen, but from the tone of his voice, it doesn't seem to be revealing.
"It's so pretending."
Lin Hu admired these two people a little, the double reed was performed so well, and many viewers believed it.
Except for his own water army, few people questioned his song?
Also, why does it always feel like something is wrong?
Lin Hu always felt that this Chu Ci's voice was a little inexplicably annoying, and the tone of the other party's speech also made him feel very uncomfortable.
"I'll demolish him!"
Lin Hu was about to give a reward, but just as he was about to give a reward, his hand stopped again.
Chu Ci and Sima Zhu are still connected to the wheat.
Sima Zhu is gushing.
"I was worried just now that you couldn't write a song about pigs, and I was thinking about whether to simply ask Mr. Chu Ci to write a song based on the game I played, but I didn't expect you to write it......"
"What's your game called?" Lin Zhibai asked.
"Glory against the war." Sima Zhu hurriedly said.
Sima Zhu is a big anchor on this platform, but he is still very humble in the face of Chu Ci, his posture is very low, and he is unabashedly flattering.
The audience didn't think Sima Zhu was flattering, and it felt taken for granted.
"Counter-War Glory ......"
Lin Zhibai thought for a while and said, "Do you want to hear it?" ”
Sima Zhu was stunned for a moment, "Listen to what?" ”
Lin Zhibai smiled, "Didn't you want me to write a song based on the game you played?" ”
"Yes, but you've just ......"
"For the sake of the super hot reward you gave me, I'll write you another burning one."
"Is that okay!?"
Sima Zhu was overjoyed, now that he had seen Chu Ci's strength, he couldn't help but look forward to it.
"Yes, a little bit of an idea."
Lin Zhibai took out a pen and paper and began to write again.
The audience was amazed!
"Do you want another one?"
"With the title of "Glory of the Counter War"?"
"Then Chu Ci is going to write the rhythm of a custom song for "Glory of the Reverse War"?"
"I'll go!"
"Maybe it's a custom song!"
"Ya Yiyo!"
"It's too fierce!"
"Last live broadcast, every time Chu Ci finished writing a song, he would rest for more than half an hour and chat with everyone or something, this time he wants to write the rhythm of the song continuously!"
"How many brain cells do you have to die?"
Hehe.
Lin Hu temporarily gave up the reward, looked at the little follower and said: "Look, I just said that it was childcare, and it is estimated that the game manufacturer of "Glory of Counter War" has reached a cooperation with Kunpeng, and wants to use Chu Ci to promote it." ”
"It's almost stone hammered!"
The little follower nodded heavily, it must be the official of "Glory of the Counter War" who is looking for Chu Ci to cooperate!
(End of chapter)