Chapter 313: You Don't Know Manners, I'll Teach You

At this time, the gate of Yimei Garden was bustling, surrounded by water, not only literati from all over Qinzhou, but also some fans and tourists, everyone heard Lin Zhibai's response of "I see it from the sky", and the audience was in an uproar in an instant, and the tourists were excited!

"Show!"

"I'll see it from the sky!"

"That's a real level!"

"Obviously, what he meant was to look down on those doubters, but what Emperor Bai said was also true, and this is not leaky!"

"Look at this play on words."

"People who are so good at fiddling with words, I don't know what the level of poetry is."

"The real person of the White Emperor is better than on TV!"

"I really want to go up and ask for an autograph, hahahaha, Emperor Bai really wants to carry out the identity of a big star and a young master to the end today, helicopter entry, wearing a pair of sunglasses, which is incompatible with the painting style of other literati."

"Cut, you can really pretend to be forced."

Lin Zhibai's appearance and dress up are too stylish!

However, most of the literati who heard Emperor Bai's response were not angry, and only a few literati were silent, looking at Lin Zhibai with inquiring eyes.

At this time, two hosts, a man and a woman, appeared.

The male host took the microphone and said: "Please take a little scatter, teachers, please prepare to enter the park in five minutes, our poetry meeting will start in the Yimei Garden, and the drinks have been prepared inside......"

"What's the wine?"

A literati asked in a loud voice.

The hostess said with a smile: "Most of them are rice wine and the like, such as green ant wine that has a history of thousands of years, and then Qiong Dian wine, which was very popular with ancient poets, and Tusu wine, which is even older, etc., today everyone can cook wine and talk about poetry and get drunk, of course, those who are not strong enough to drink can also choose wine-flavored drinks or green tea and black tea, etc., in addition, our poetry will be the same as in previous years, and will be broadcast live on multiple video websites simultaneously, live broadcast platforms include mythological video, Tianguang video, Nathan video and Kunpeng video, etc. ”

Subsequently.

The male host said: "Our scene is about to connect to the live broadcast signals of major video websites......"

A few seconds later.

The live stream is connected.

The male host greeted a camera: "Welcome to the 23rd Qinzhou Poetry Conference, this year's poetry meeting is sponsored and broadcast by Yimei Garden Scenic Area, then behind me is Yimei Garden, which has a long history of 2,000 years!" ”

"Yes."

The hostess continued: "And our teachers who participated in this poetry meeting are also ready to enter the plum garden to cook wine and enjoy the plum blossoms......"

The moderator is in the hot spot.

Staff evacuating tourists.

The main thing is to pull the cordon to separate tourists by one meter, after all, the scenic spot can't directly drive everyone, anyway, these people are watching the excitement on the side.

Then.

The sky suddenly drifted with a light snow, many tourists have held up umbrellas, the entrance of the Yimei Garden was officially opened, Lin Zhibai got rid of the reporter, entered the corridor to hide from the snow, and prepared to enter the Yimei Garden by the way, but the result obviously felt excluded, only to see other literati get together in twos and threes, these people chatted while walking, and would look at themselves from time to time, but they were alone on their side, and no one stepped forward to take the initiative to communicate, until a voice suddenly sounded on the side:

"Lin Xiaoyou!"

Lin Zhibai turned his head and saw that it was a middle-aged man with a beard, vaguely familiar, and after thinking about it carefully, he remembered, isn't this Zhou Tai, the master of the couplet, the last time he participated in the couplet competition, he won the first place, and the other party took the second, so he nodded with a smile and said:

"Teacher Zhou."

"Long time no see."

Zhou Tai opened his mouth and said: "I just saw Lin Xiaoyou's appearance so domineering, I didn't dare to go up to say hello." ”

Lin Zhibai looked around and teased, "Aren't you afraid?" ”

Zhou Tai ignored the strange eyes around him, and said with a smile: "What is there to be afraid of, is it possible that I have to pretend not to know you in order to protect my life, I make friends is my business, and it has nothing to do with others, and I don't care what others think." ”

"Then I'll make you a friend."

Lin Zhibai took off his sunglasses and smiled, he knew that he had directly or indirectly offended a large number of literary celebrities.

This ordinary person really doesn't dare to have anything to do with himself.

However, Zhou Tai's personality is free and easy, and he doesn't care about these at all, Lin Zhibai likes such people.

The two chatted like no one else, and came to the entrance, Lin Zhibai was about to enter the Yimei Garden, when a literati next to him suddenly shouted:

"Wait!"

Lin Zhibai turned his head to look at the speaker.

This is a man who is a little short in stature and has slightly sparse hair, and he is looking at Lin Zhibai with a smile at the moment:

"I'm Are."

Lin Zhibai was happy, and subconsciously said: "Oh, it's that dog's mouth, He Zeng ......."

Ah Lei's face changed suddenly when he heard this, and Lin Zhibai didn't finish reading it properly, but there were still people at the scene who couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Apparently everyone knows this meme.

If it weren't for Are, the online couplet war might not have happened.

And these people seem to be harmonious on the surface, but in fact, they are somewhat contemptuous of literati, seeing that Lin Zhibai uncovered Ah Lei's scar intentionally or unintentionally, even if he couldn't hold back his mouth, he would inevitably snicker in his heart, not to mention that some people couldn't hold back their mouths.

……

Live room.

The live broadcast of the poetry meeting has begun!

When they saw the White Emperor entering the venue, they actually met Ah Lei at the entrance, and netizens immediately became excited, and the barrage and comments were noisy!

"Hahahaha, it's a dog's mouth that has spit out ivory!"

"Are you embarrassed to stop the White Emperor?"

"What are you trying to do?"

"Look at him like that, you know it's not good!"

"Go in, White Emperor, ignore him!"

"Yo, White Emperor fans are scared?"

"The poetry will have a poetry competition, so it's not okay to be afraid now."

"It's too late to turn around and leave now, I just saw a helicopter outside in the camera (dog head)"

"I can't wait to see the White Emperor make a fool of myself!"

The fans of the White Emperor are entangled with the fans of some literati.

And in the field.

A Lei is also on the line with Lin Zhibai, and he is not yin or yang at the moment: "All of our colleagues who participated in the poetry meeting, one of them is counted as having a lot of poetry works that are widely circulated, but Teacher Baidi doesn't seem to have written any serious poetry works, right?" ”

There was snow in the sky.

Fall on everyone's shoulders.

Lin Zhibai looked at him for a long time, "So what?" ”

Ah Lei smiled and said loudly: "Since the entry of Teacher Baidi is in line with the rules, I can't stop it, but you said that you are such a big star, or a wealthy young master, just went in, I am afraid that today's colleagues will be unconvinced, you say yes?" In my opinion, it's better to do this, since you don't have a poetry work, you can have a song on the spot! I don't embarrass you, how about a poem about this situation? ”

"You're teaching me to do things?"

Lin Zhibai just looked at Ah Lei so lightly.

Lin Zhibai's eyes were murderous, and Arei was inexplicably a little weak-hearted, but in front of so many people, he had to puff up his chest and shouted in a coaxing tone: "Everyone said yes!" ”

"Yes!"

"Let's do it!"

"Let's do it!"

"Let's do it!"

Most of these literati don't have a good impression of Lin Zhibai, so of course they help Ah Lei to coax them at this time.

Zhou Tai couldn't help frowning and said: "Ah Lei, don't go too far, this snow is getting heavier and heavier, even if you want to write poems, you should let people go in and sit down and think slowly and write slowly!" ”

Arley is uneasy and kind.

Even if Lin Zhibai can really write poems, there must be some time to think about it, this snow is still drifting, and there is no roof or other shelter at the entrance of the Yimei Garden, what should I do if I catch a cold?

"Am I not standing here too?"

Ah Lei smiled: "Everyone is standing here, even if you catch a cold, you will catch a cold together, is Teacher Baidi more expensive than us?" Then I really can't afford it, after all, you are a young master, it's okay if you can't write it, or you should please come in. ”

"So be it."

Lin Zhibai didn't move, just looked at Ah Lei, "Let's go through the lottery, if I write it out, then you will stand at the door for five minutes, and then every time you go in, you will say [You please come in], of course, this lottery is mutual, I can't write it, I will be punished." ”

Arei's face changed.

What kind of broken color is this, if Lin Zhibai really writes it out, wouldn't he have to stand at the door and be a welcome guest with the staff?

"Teacher Are?"

Zhou Tai saw Lin Zhibai say this, and knew that he was somewhat sure, so he also said loudly: "Teacher Alei doesn't accept this little bit of color?" ”

"Pick it up!"

"Are!"

The literati began to heckle again.

Ah Lei scolded a pig teammate in his heart, but he said: "This color is mutual, if you can't write it, it's the same, but there is another thing I must say, if you don't write well, it won't count." ”

Zhou Taidao: "What is good? ”

Ah Lei was about to say let everyone judge, but suddenly a voice came from the side: "If you believe it, how about a few of us to be the judges?" ”

Everyone looked.

Four old people are coming!

The person who spoke was Mrs. Zhao Ruzhao, director of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles, she stood on the far left, and to the right, Jiang He, vice chairman of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles, Yun Lan, president of the Qinzhou Poetry Association, and Huang Yulou, president of the Qinzhou Poetry Association!

"The four of you are here!"

The literati hurriedly greeted each other.

These four are the judges of this year's poetry meeting!

And Ah Lei nodded seriously and said: "Of course, it is great to have the four of you as referees, Teacher Baidi, please, don't let everyone wait too long, this day is cold and cold with you, is ten minutes enough?" ”

"No, you just listen."

Lin Zhibai looked at Mrs. Zhao, nodded lightly, then stretched out his hand, let the snowflakes fall in his palm, and said softly:

"A piece of ...... Two pieces of ...... Three or four pieces ......"

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

What, one piece, two pieces, three or four pieces?

Have you already started reciting poetry?

Lin Zhibai continued to stare at his palm, "Five, six, seven, eight, nine...... Ten ......

Everyone was already a little confused.

Are you reciting poetry or counting snow?

Even the four judges, including Mrs. Zhao, were at a loss, not knowing what Lin Zhibai was doing.

Lin Zhibai put down his palm, looked up at the snowfall that was getting bigger and bigger, and said seriously: "Thousands of pieces of ......."

The crowd couldn't help laughing anymore.

What!

Let you recite poetry!

Are you really putting this snow aside?

You can count you!

At the same time, those netizens who supported Alei were crazy with laughter!

"Poof!"

"This White Emperor!"

"You call this writing poetry?"

"You've participated in a lot of variety shows, right?"

"Poetry will you put this aside to play with me for variety show effect?"

"You managed to make me laugh."

"So it's also called poetry!"

"Then I'll do it too!"

"The fans of the White Emperor came out to explain the behavior of your idol?"

All right.

The fans of the White Emperor didn't know what to say, so they could only hold their breath and watch the live broadcast silently.

Scene.

Ah Lei smiled, laughing at the front and back, almost unable to straighten his waist, but he did not forget to mock: "Don't think that you can get through the gags in the dark, Teacher Baidi, we have a colorful head!" ”

"You're so noisy."

Lin Zhibai felt that his brewing artistic conception had been interrupted by this guy, so he simply read it again:

"One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five six seven eight or ninety pieces, thousands of pieces and countless pieces ......"

Everyone is going crazy with laughter!

The barrage is going crazy with laughter!

Zhou Tai couldn't cry or laugh for a while.

The four judges looked helpless.

Only the fans of the White Emperor are hiding their faces.

However, in the midst of laughter, Lin Zhibai stood at the door, looked at the plum blossoms in bloom in the courtyard, and softly read the last sentence, but the result was directly the finishing touch: "Flying into the plum blossoms is invisible." ”

Swish!

Are's face froze!

The smiles of all the literati froze instantly!

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also suddenly stunned!

The scene was silent and the needle dropping could be heard, and after the silence lasted for a few seconds, the crowd didn't know who suddenly yelled:

"Good poetry!"

"What's ...... good?"

Ah Lei's head was a little confused, and he almost subconsciously asked, in fact, he had realized some of the subtleties of the last sentence.

But Mrs. Zhao smiled and said: "Fortunately, the first two sentences are fictional, and the last two sentences are real, and the virtual and the real complement each other to form the artistic conception of this poem." ”

Among the judges.

Yun Lan, the president of the Poetry Association, then spoke: "The first three sentences seem ordinary, and even a little child's play, but as soon as the fourth sentence comes out, it instantly pushes the whole poem from the trough to the peak in a combination of movement and static!" ”

"I didn't expect numbers to become poems!"

Zhou Tai said excitedly: "This poem is almost all stacked with numbers, from one to ten to thousands to thousands to innumerable, but there is no suspicion of burden, wonderful!" Lin Xiaoyou's poem is really wonderful! ”

The remaining two judges nodded slightly.

And no matter what those literati think of Emperor Bai, at least they recognize this poem, especially now when the snow is flying, the appearance of such a poem of Yongxue in response to the occasion is a great shock to the literati, and the scene has been noisy.

But Lin Zhibai was still indifferent.

This is a very popular Yongxue poem, the author is Zheng Xie Zheng Banqiao, it is definitely not possible to talk about the eternal quatrain, but it is definitely enough to pretend to be forced on this occasion, of course, Lin Zhibai has better Yongxue poems, but he doesn't want to use it like this, it won't snow in the future, there will always be a chance to pretend to be forced.

Live room.

The barrage has finally exploded again!

This time it's the turn of the White Emperor's fans to get excited!

"Ahhh

"Scared me to death just now!"

"I really thought the White Emperor was joking!"

"It's so showy!"

"The last sentence instantly went from a super ghost to a super god!"

"The key is to meet the situation, it happened to be snowing, and finally the plum blossoms were mentioned!"

"In this plum garden, countless plum blossoms are in full bloom, and the snow falling into it is not invisible!"

"You don't even need to see the view!"

"As soon as this poem came out, the scenery appeared in front of my eyes!"

As soon as this poem came out, it did seem to make people instantly feel in the vast world of heavy snow, but when I saw a cut of cold plums standing proudly in the snow, the snowflakes melted into the plum blossoms, so the people who heard the verses seemed to be integrated into the snowflakes and plum blossoms.

And those who support Arley have been blinded.

This can be rounded back, he's obviously counting the snow!

But even the four judges agreed, and the literati present nodded reluctantly, and these people who supported Ah Lei had nothing to say!

……

Scene.

Lin Zhibai, who finished reading the poem, looked at Ah Lei and said, "Is this good?" ”

Ah Lei said in a difficult voice: "Count ......"

He is a man of letters, and it is impossible for him to lie on the ground and roll on his debts.

Lin Zhibai said lightly: "You questioned me first on the Internet, and blocked me at the door today, are you polite?" ”

Arley was silent.

Lin Zhibai said: "You don't know the etiquette, I'll teach you, do you remember our color head?" ”

Ah Lei's teeth were about to be crushed, but with so many people watching, he could only break his teeth and swallow them in his stomach, and said with red eyes:

"Please come in ......"

Lin Zhibai said "thank you", and then entered the Yimei Garden.

The literati in the back looked at each other, and they all felt a little distressed for a while, but today he was really disgraced.

I don't know if the White Emperor is luck or strength, he actually broke Ah Lei's game with such a strange poem!

And Emperor Bai's last sentence "You don't know how to be polite, I'll teach you" is even more murderous!

It turns out that this lottery head was planned by him a long time ago!

"Teach you manners!"

With this high-sounding reason, it is difficult for everyone to criticize the behavior of the White Emperor, and it can't even be said that he is unforgiving, because it is indeed Alei who is rude first!

That's it.

Ah Lei stood at the door for five minutes as if he were a guest, and every time he entered, he had to say "Please come in", and he couldn't get rid of it!

And in the park.

Ji Quantai and the others had already come in early, and they didn't know what was going on behind until someone approached and muttered: "He just wrote a poem at the gate of Yimei Garden......

After listening to the poem.

Ji Quantai and the others' faces changed slightly.

One of them said softly: "This White Emperor is very good at playing with words, but the number of roads is too strange, just like his couplet, he always likes to play with the machine to associate that set of things, which is not a dignified way." ”

"It's fine."

Ji Quantai said with a smile: "If he is really a wine bag and rice bag, today will be boring." ”

An opponent with a bit of a level can only feel the pleasure when he steps on it, otherwise he will only suppress a star at best.

Ji Quantai hasn't forgotten the scene at the door!

He has always been the focus of the crowd, but he was set off like a clown by the white emperor who appeared in the helicopter!

Although many people didn't think that Ji Quantai was embarrassed because of this, he felt uncomfortable in his own heart!

Like a fish in the throat!

And after Lin Zhibai stepped into Yimei Garden, this poetry meeting was the real beginning.

(End of chapter)