"Yes," said the dice, "it needs to be done." ”

Dice told the pink leader what he thought, and the leader said yes again and again, and praised:

"It's still a scheming and scheming man. ”

The dice laughed, he understood that the leader deliberately used derogatory words, which was a compliment, a kind of heart-to-heart exchange between close dinosaurs.

The leader smiled and said:

"There's Lord Lust, let's go down and prepare seriously. ”

After a while, the envoy of a certain tribe asked to see him, in addition to bringing some ordinary gifts, there were naturally more than a dozen special fruits of the tribe, as usual, she had to watch the leader finish eating the pulp and hand over the kernel to her claws, so that the tribute process was really over.

The chief ate a fruit slowly, turning the pit as he ate, and was full of praise, and the ambassador was very pleased to hear it, and when he had eaten the flesh of the whole pit cleanly, he carefully placed it into the messenger's paw, who nodded in approval.

At this moment, an official claimed that he might have eaten a bad stomach today, and it was convenient to go out, and everyone thought that she had the Yaxing to disturb the leader, so they urged her to leave quickly, and the leader naturally agreed to her request. The officer quickly left the place clutching his stomach.

Behind her, of course, was a string of laughter.

After a while, the dice trotted to meet the chief, and she looked dusty, and she saw the ambassadors around her, and busily greeted her.

"What is this for," said the chief. "I asked the waiter to call you, saying that you were not there, and that I did not know what you had done. ”

"Names for a couple of little guys. I heard that the leader called me, so I rushed back, I don't know why the leader called me?" said the dice.

"Nothing else," said the chief, "Aiqing has worked hard, and the ambassador has sent exotic fruits. Pink dare not enjoy it alone, so I invite you to taste and enjoy it. ”

"Dice don't dare, this was originally dedicated to the supreme leader. How can the dice be deed, the crooked melon and cracked jujube dare not touch, this precious fruit can never be enjoyed. Dice said.

Pink thought, this dice is really pretending. My tribute, you seem to have eaten less, whatever. However, he thought, there must be a reason for the dice to say this. So the chief said:

"Lord Dice has worked hard, what is this reward, not to mention that I am not only rewarding you with a dragon, if you don't eat it. How can everyone eat it?"

"In that case, it is better to be respectful than to obey. Dice said. So she took the fruit from the waiter. Put it in your mouth and swallow it.

Before the ambassador could figure out what was going on, the fruit had disappeared from the dice's mouth.

"Lady Dic, why did you even eat the nucleus?" said the ambassador hurriedly.

"How can you eat like this, Dic," the leader reprimanded, "you are a gluttonous and insulting to Sven, not to mention that the ambassador is going to bring the nucleus back, how is this good?"

"I'm sorry," the dice said to the ambassador embarrassedly, "It's all strange that the dice closed his eyes and listened, thinking that this fruit had no seeds, and he was running thirsty, so he went down in one go, but he didn't expect to affect the ambassador, and he was really ashamed." ”

The ambassador was not angry, in the tribe, the dice was under one dragon, above ten thousand dragons, what scene had not been seen, why did he eat like this, he must be playing a conspiracy, so the ambassador said with a smile:

"Don't be ashamed, just return my kernel, I just have some croton with me here, and I hope that Lord Dice won't be embarrassed. ”

"Let this fruit stay in the belly of the dice for a little longer," said the dice, "I haven't tasted the taste of the fruit yet." ”

"If you don't taste it, you won't get it," said the chief, "and I'll only eat one, and if you eat another one, there will be no other dragons." ”

When the chief had finished speaking, he distributed the fruit among the officials below, one for each of them, and they ate it in front of the ambassador, one by one, of course, and the ambassador had to watch you finish it, and then put away the pit.

When everyone had eaten all the precious fruits, the ambassador said to the dice:

"Zhenguo is almost in your belly, let it come out and see the light of day. ”

So he handed a croton to the dice.

Dic shook his head with a wry smile and said:

"It's better to be respectful than to obey. So he took the croton, put it in his mouth, and after a while, his stomach gurgled.

Dice hurried into the distance, followed by the ambassador......

After a while, the dice came back with her stomach covered, and the ambassador followed behind, holding a banana leaf wrapped around something, and covering her nose with one paw. As you know, it's the pit that comes out of the belly of the dice.

"I'm sorry," said the ambassador, "I can't explain it when I go back, and it's not because Benlong is stingy. ”

"The ambassador doesn't have to feel guilty, the problem is with me, I originally came to admit my mistake, the ambassador doesn't blame, and the dice is content. ”

After saying a few kind words, he officially talked about the affairs between the tribes, and the ambassador was also very good at talking, and he would make it clear in a few words in the future, and Pink naturally agreed when he should have agreed, and if he couldn't, he politely refused.

Naturally, this was a plan made by the leader and the dice, it turned out that the dice had left here before, just to prepare, what to prepare? Knowing that the foreign guests were coming, he had already sent the red-haired dinosaurs to find out what gifts they were carrying, and then the dice sent some red-haired dinosaurs to find some fruit pits from the orchard of the Pharyngeal tribe to follow up the fruits of the tribute.

You may also notice another detail, that is, when the leader eats the fruit, he eats it very slowly, and turns the core as he eats, and he is full of praise, and many of the words of praise are the parameters of the fruit and the core. There was an official next to her, who was actually a master of recognition and memory in the tribe, she wrote down all the information about the kernel, and then, pretending to have an upset stomach, she took the opportunity to leave, rendezvous with the dice, compared the fruit and the pit in front of the dice, and found a pit that was very close to the pit of the fruit that the leader ate, and then let the dice swallow it whole.

When the dice trotted over, there was a pit in her stomach, so when she ate the fruit rewarded by the leader, there were actually two pits in her stomach, and when she took the chin bean to have diarrhea, the pit that came out first must be the pit that was swallowed first, and when the fake pit came out of the eyes of the dice ass, it smelled, and the shape and size were not much different from the real one, so the ambassador naturally did not look at it very carefully, thinking that it was true, wrapped it in banana leaves and left, and as soon as the ambassador left, the dice squirted out another real pit that was still sandwiched in the anus。

"Good fellow, you almost didn't get my asshole pierced. Dice thought to herself. (To be continued......)

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