One. On the Qixi Festival, Xie Shuyan, a single dog, had to pull Xu Zhiyan out to play.

The two walked side by side on the street, and to outsiders they looked like a little couple.

But the truth is......

Xie Shuyan: "Look at this day. ”

Xu Zhiyan said: "Blue." ”

Xie Shuyan: "Look at this cloud. ”

Xu Zhiyan said: "White." ”

Xie Shuyan: "Look at this cat. ”

Xu Zhiyan said: "Cute. ”

Xie Shuyan: "Look at this dog." ”

Xu Zhiyan: "Like you." ”

Xie Shuyan: "??? Xu Zhiyan, you stop for me! Don't run! ”

Two. Even though today is Qixi Festival, it can't stop Xu Zhiyan's liver game.

Unexpectedly, his little apprentice suddenly sent a private message.

Lin Changan: "Where is the master?" ”

Lu Xiaoyao: "Brother apprentice, I know that today is Qixi Festival, but it's not that I don't accompany you." ”

Lin Changan: "It's not ......"

Lu Xiaoyao: "It's really too many people to ask me, I have to catch up with several times today, and there are too many people to accompany one by one." ”

Lin Changan: "I mean ......"

Lu Xiaoyao: "Alas, there is no way, the life of a scumbag is so unpretentious and boring." ”

Lin Changan: "? ”

Lin Changan: "Are you sick?" I mean, you should hurry up and join the team and finish today's master-apprentice mission! ”

Lu Xiaoyao: "What? What did you say? Brother Apprentice, how come I am deaf Brother Apprentice! ”

Afterwards, Lu Chenyu punished and managed the community health for a whole month.

Lu Chenyu (expressionless): Today is also a day when I want to dissolve the relationship with my own Dogecoin master.

Three.. Tips from Itema:

It's Tanabata, and I've announced the cheats of flirting girls for so many years.

1. A girl can never resist someone who chats with her late at night

2. Girls like to be serious with a little improper, but this indecency does not affect seriousness.

3. Your avatar must be good-looking.

4. Do what you like, but don't try to please.

5. Be only nice to the girls you like and keep your distance from other girls.

6. Talk funny but not frivolous.

7. Dress cleanly and not sloppily.

8. If you have objects, you can ignore the above 7 items.

9. If you don't have one, please contact me,

2r/day for the first time of love; Say good morning and good night 2r/day; Accompany the chat 5r/day; 3r/hour of sparring games (including but not limited to Genshin Impact, King, LOL, Sword Three, One Dream, Dota, Steam, etc.)

In addition, there are a series of services such as helping with milk tea, sending news, helping with acting, etc.

The price is fair, the sister-in-law is indefinite, welcome to harass the author [doge]

In addition, the author thought:

It's really not that I want to drag it out, I was asked by a friend to go to the river to put Kong Ming lanterns on the Qixi Festival, and I really don't have time, so I make up a small theater.

We made an appointment to wear Hanfu.

As a result, when we arrived at the place, we found that we were not from the same dynasty at all.

I wore the Song system.

The other is a Tang style skirt.

An explicit one.

A Wei and Jin style curl.

A horse-faced skirt.

There is also a Han element that has traveled through time.

It's not a plane at all (laughs).

Later, the Qixi Festival was made like Valentine's Day in China by merchants, but in fact, Qixi Festival is completely a festival for girls, a day for unmarried girls to beg, and it has nothing to do with boys, let alone couples.

Valentine's Day in the real sense of China should be the Lantern Festival, usually because of etiquette, girls who have not been out of the cabinet are not allowed to show up at will to meet foreign men, but on the day of the Lantern Festival, ladies can come out to play openly.

So the Lantern Festival will be beautiful.

Personally, I think this kind of popular science is still necessary.

Finally, I wish all the girls in the world a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

As for the boys......

Remember to drink plenty of hot water.