One.

Xie Shuyan, a single dog, had to pull Xu Zhiyan out to play.

The two walked side by side on the street, and to outsiders they looked like a little couple.

Wait a minute...... Does this scene sound familiar?

Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan: "Author, you come out for me!" ”

Little Itema (boiling hot water to soak wolfberries): "What's wrong?" ”

Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan (pointing at each other with disgust): "Last year's Qixi Small Theater was me and her/him, why are we still the two of us this year?" ”

Little Itema: "What, don't accept it?" ”

Little Yida: "I don't accept it." ”

Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan: "......"

You're three-dimensional, you're amazing.

Is this a dimensionality reduction strike? Loved, loved.

Little Itema: "Do it again, this time you must pass it all the way!" ”

Click-

“Action！”

Xie Shuyan, a single dog, had to pull Xu Zhiyan out to play.

The two walked side by side on the street, and to outsiders they looked like a little couple.

Xie Shuyan: Xu Zhiyan?

Xu Zhiyan (with a dog's tail in his mouth): What are you calling my brother?

Xie Shuyan: Do you know what the characteristics of scumbags are?

Xu Zhiyan: Let's hear it.

Xie Shuyan: 1: I like to call myself a brother.

Xu Zhiyan: ......?

Xie Shuyan: 2: I like to hold a dog's tail grass in my mouth.

Xu Zhiyan silently threw the grass away.

Xie Shuyan: 3: Love littering

Xu Zhiyan: ...... You're targeting me, aren't you?

Xie Shuyan: 4: It's easy to get angry and embarrassed.

Xu Zhiyan (unbearable): I'm a scumbag...... But have you ever thought that I'm still a single dog, and I'm really wronged as a scumbag.

Speaking of which, the two of them looked at a certain author at the same time.

Xu Zhiyan: Author, your book has been updated for so long, and none of us have taken off the list...... Do you reflect?

Xiao Yida (with a straight face): The motherland has not yet been reunified, how can children be long?

Young people are a little conscious, but they can't do it.

Two.

Shortly after the relationship was confirmed:

Lin Yi walked and accidentally hit a tree.

Lu Chenyu (nervous): How is it? Does it hurt? Did it hurt anywhere? In the future, you must watch the road carefully!

After establishing a relationship for a long, long, long time:

Lin Yi walked and accidentally hit a tree.

Lu Chenyu (watching the play): Hahaha......haha

Lin Yan: "? ”

Lin Yan: "You were taken away by Lu Xingye!" ”

Three.

Everyone: Author, have you ever been in a relationship?

Itema Jr.: No, I'm single since then.

Itema Jr.: I'm usually the one who gives advice to my friends when they're in love.

Everyone: Then why don't you fall in love?

Itema Jr.: As we all know, military advisors don't need to go to the battlefield.

Crowd: 6.

Tune in: "A Thousand Reasons to Be Single"