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Derived from the feast of the gods, the Summer Feast represents the end of the hot summer and the arrival of the cool autumn. [paoshu8] people come out on this day and hold festivities. Pray to the gods for a good harvest in the fall after a year of hard work in the crops.

Early in the morning, the gates of the city of Trier were opened. For celebrations, the door is wide open.

People poured into the cities like a tidal wave from the countryside. But this year, they found that something was wrong here.

There was a long queue of people waiting to enter the city at the gates. The guards, led by the officers, carefully and carefully examined each one. Although everyone is dissatisfied with this. But the dissatisfaction was also suppressed after seeing the sharp swords of the guards.

As the sun rises higher and higher, the people who wait become more and more impatient. A low, ominous hum echoed through the crowd.

The officers noticed this movement, and they were all sweating on their foreheads. With the guards, they ran around to maintain order. Tired like a dog, how long to stick out your tongue.

At this moment, I heard a pleasant sound of music in the distance. Immediately afterwards, several colorful carriages characteristic of the song and dance troupe appeared on the avenue.

Since the cabaret troupe has always been the protagonist of the Summer Banquet Festival, they enjoy certain preferential treatment. He walked past the waiting line and came to the gate of the city.

The officers in charge are busy. While scolding the bald heads of the Holy See in his heart, he did his best to maintain order.

As soon as he looked up and saw the carriage coming, he hurriedly shouted, "Who is the steward of that song and dance troupe, hurry up and drive the carriage over." Come over here. Don't block the road. Come over here. They all got out of the car for the guards to check. ”

As soon as he turned around, he said to the guards beside him: "Hurry up, go and check carefully, people must pass one by one." There's a leak, sir, I'll pick your skin. ”

The guards said yes and walked over.

Just then, a teenager jumped out of the car. "Wait a minute, wait a minute," he shouted. ”

As he spoke, he reached out and reached for a few silver coins and slipped them into the hands of the guards. The guards looked at the silver coins in their hands and immediately stopped tacitly.

The young man walked up to the officer and said, "This hero, it's me, it's me." ”

The officer saw the young man smiling like the face of an insurance broker, and involuntarily touched the wallet on his waist first, and found that the hardness was still there. Then he relieved himself and said, "Oh, it's you." Aren't you the guy who sang at the gate two days ago about the oil?"

Lorraine smiled and said, "My lord really has a good memory. Just by seeing me, you remember it so clearly. ”

The officer secretly said in his heart: Nonsense, can you not be clear? The singing is so ugly that it is difficult to remember. He looked up at the carriages and said, "Huh, have you found the song and dance troupe?"

Lorraine said, "yes." I woke up like a dream when I learned from the words of adults. I didn't find a song and dance troupe to help with chores in it. ”

The officer looked at him with a smile and said, "Miscellaneous people, but it is impossible to use silver coins as a tip and give them out casually." Go ahead. What are you looking for me?"

Lorraine smiled: "Isn't this to participate in the Summer Banquet Festival and win a grand prize? Absolutely shocking. For the sake of secrecy, it is absolutely impossible to see the light. If once it is inspected, the actor's style or something is exposed, and after being known by other peers, it will be difficult to say. ”

Laughing, he pulled out a money bag and slipped it into the officer's hand, adding, "You know, too. Now that the economy is sluggish, the competition is quite fierce~!"

The officer pinched the money bag in his hand and said with a smile: "You are quite confident. ”

He thought for a moment, then handed the money bag back into Lorraine's hand, and said, "But I think you are indeed quite talented, and you will definitely be able to get out of the way in the future." You might as well keep this money for yourself. It's like I made you a friend. ”

Lorraine hesitated for a moment and said, "What about my cars?"

The officer waved his hand and said, "Let go~!"

Lorraine was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, Your Excellency." ”

After that, as soon as he turned around, he was about to get into the car.

At this moment, I heard a dry voice say, "Wait a minute~!"

When the crowd turned to look, they saw a young priest in a white robe and a black hat walking out of the city gate.

When the officer saw this, he hurried up to meet him. Whispering something in his ear incessantly. And the arrogance of the young pastor with the peculiar arrogance of the low-level officials, his face was indifferent. I just tilted my head high, wishing that I couldn't use my nostrils to catch the bird poop falling from the sky.

The officer talked for a long time, but there was still no result. Finally, with a look of anger on his face, he turned back. He shouted to his guards, "Pass, let them pass." I want to see what these dead bald heads can do to me today~!"

The guards looked at him in embarrassment.

I heard the officer then scold: "These damn guys will use a chicken feather as an arrow all day long." only knows that he has enough to eat, and he doesn't care about the life or death of others. People come up with an idea and dance to make money. It's hard enough. You still have to toss around, you have to see it with your own eyes. As soon as it is exposed, the idea is over. You're still not letting people live.

Pat your conscience, who was not raised by your parents. Whoever has no parents, old or young, must not have food. It's a fart to toss like this~!"

The young pastor's face turned pale, and he said in a cold voice: "What did you say? Believe it or not, I replied to the Prime Minister......

"I'm bah~!" The officer did not show weakness, and scolded: "You are also this fart ability~! If you really have the ability, you should not sit at home and command blindly, so that the front line will lose the battle." Now I want to take other people's daughters and relatives and wipe my ass for myself. A bunch of unconscionable dogs~!"

"You...... You ......" the priest trembled with anger. As soon as he raised his hand, he shouted, "Guardian Warrior." The third-class city guard officer Kekos disobeyed the order, and he was the supreme officer, so take it down for me. ”

As his words fell, several Warriors rushed out from behind him.

When the officer saw this, he also snorted and said, "Fart~! Lao Tzu is a city guard officer and is under the control of the empire." You fellows from the Holy See, when did you become our superiors? ”

The soldiers and ruffians next to them saw that Shangguan was humiliated, and the anger accumulated during this time also exploded, and they rushed over with their own guys. shouted loudly: "Who is afraid of whom in a fight~!"

"Hit those bunnies. ”

"Let them die~!"

“......”

The pedestrians who were blocked on the road saw that there was a bustle to see, and they were also chaotic, and they all gathered around. The entire city gate was blocked.

Seeing that the two gangs of hooligans of the city guards and the guardian warriors were about to fight. At this moment, I heard a broken cry, "Stop~!"

It wasn't a loud sound, but it seemed to explode in everyone's ears, and the ears of everyone were buzzing.

Immediately afterwards, an elderly bishop wearing a white robe with gold rimmed borders slowly walked out of the city. Beside him, a samurai in black armor pressed his sword in his hand, his eyes like lightning, and he scanned the crowd, and it was clear that the utterance was from him.

Lorraine's eyes couldn't help but flicker, and he made everyone retreat with just one snort, which showed that his strength was extraordinary. I don't know who he is.

When the officer and the priest saw the bishop appear, they did not dare to be presumptuous. Like two kindergarten children fighting in a small class looking for a teacher's evaluation, they ran to the old man's side and gave their reasons.

After hearing this, the bishop pondered for a moment, then looked at Lorraine and said with a smile: "Young man, please come." ”

Lorraine stepped forward a few steps and said, "Hello, Lord Bishop. ”

"May God be with you in the light. The bishop nodded slightly, and bowed back. smiled: "You have to make money to eat." And we also have a task to carry out inspections. You see, it's not going to work. You get your people out and give everyone that dance of yours. If it's really good. As a judge of the Summer Banquet Festival, I will definitely give the highest evaluation. How about this method?"

Lorraine thought for a moment and said reluctantly: "It's all about this." ”

He turned around and shouted to the carriages, "Come down, everybody." Dance a song to the Bishop. ”

A delicate voice came from the carriage, "Got it~!"

The eyes of all the people present widened, and they looked at the carriages, wanting to see what was so strange about this dance that would actually make the city guards fight with the cathar warriors, and let a figure like the bishop in the clouds run in person.

Lorraine also ran over, played his six-stringed instrument, and began to play.

Amid the music, more than a dozen people wrapped in wide cloaks and unable to see their faces and genders rushed out of the car.

As soon as Lorraine pressed the strings, the tune changed, and a cheerful tune was played.

In the dance music of "Hell Run".

The dancers shouted in unison, threw their cloaks into the air, and danced their laps in unison.

"Wow, pervert~!" Everyone looked at each other, and suddenly screamed, almost fainting.

I saw those dancers, all with embarrassed faces, thick arms and strong legs full of long hair. The whole body is covered with strong muscles, and he is also wearing a pink bodysuit.

Seeing that they showed their long legs with coarse hair, and then held hands and kicked their legs into the sky with all their might, almost everyone present was stunned, and a few guys who couldn't bear it even ran to the side and vomited wildly.

Even if a few of them were able to hold out, when they saw the dancers turn their backs and lift their clothes in unison, revealing the trousers they were wearing, they immediately foamed at the mouth and passed out on the ground.

When the song ended, there was silence.

Seeing this, Lorraine asked tentatively, "Lord Bishop, Lord Bishop, I have another program down there, why don't you watch another one?" ”

"No~!No, no. The bishop said hurriedly.

He covered his mouth with his hands and gasped for a long time. Then he waved his hand with difficulty and said, "You...... Hurry in. I was afraid that if I looked at it again, I would throw it up. ”

Lorraine sighed in disappointment and said, "What, you people don't know what art is. ”

After that, let everyone get into the car. Then the carriage drove slowly into the city.

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ps, the most powerful in memory of commemoration: transformation!

Also, thank you Mengruo ~ Xuanshui, Chixiao and 鍒綪の瑣訫.