Taking Niya into the car, Wang Huai and Huang Xuan came to the landlord's house that rented the house yesterday.

"Brother Zhu, I'm not at home, I'm out to do business."

Wang Huai stood at the gate and shouted, and after a while, Li Zhu came out of the house, and after seeing the two of them, he asked vigilantly: "What's the matter, you have been staying for a day, and you will deduct a month's money for checking out first." ”

Wang Huai laughed and said, "Don't worry, Brother Zhu, we're not here to check out, we're just here to buy some food." ”

"Grocery shopping?" Li Zhu asked suspiciously: "I don't have any vegetables at home, just these in the field." ”

Wang Huai pushed open the door and squeezed in: "You want these in the field, you can make a price, Brother Zhu." ”

Li Zhu shook his head: "You can't buy it all if you want to, I still have to keep it for myself to eat, and sell half of it at most." ”

"Okay, okay, half is half, Brother Xuan hurry in and pick it up." Wang Huai beckoned.

Li Zhu hurriedly stopped: "Let's say okay first, three yuan per catty, don't talk about a penny, and don't sell if you don't sell it." ”

Huang Xuan was picking up the dishes there, and Wang Huai dealt with Li Zhu: "Okay, okay, three yuan is three yuan, hey, Brother Zhu, don't you still have bacon, I bought it." ”

Wang Huai entered the house and saw that the bacon hanging on the beam of the house was directly taken off and handed to Huang Xuan, Li Zhu shouted anxiously: "This three yuan a pound is not good, this... Thirty! ”

Huang Xuan patted Brother Zhu on the back: "Okay, okay, thirty thirty, wait for the next checkout." ”

The photographer was confused when he looked at it in the back, and the two of them couldn't take out a steel hammer in their pockets, why did they still install a large amount of money here?

"Brother Xuan, have you finished picking?"

Wang Huai asked out loud, and Huang Xuan handed it to Li Zhu with the dish in his arms when he heard this: "Okay, okay, Brother Zhu, you settle the account." ”

Li Zhu glanced at the two of them angrily: "The money for renting a house is made up by two people, and there is no money to buy so many vegetables, forget it, if you don't hack you, the vegetables in the field will only cost two yuan a catty."

Bacon just... Twenty-five, pork is ten yuan a catty, and I have to reduce the scale to make bacon, I can't lose it. ”

Li Zhu couldn't bear to make too much money from the two of them, although he sighed in his heart that his luck was really good, and selling to these two big fools could earn two cents more per catty than selling them in the county seat with all his hard work.

"A total of two hundred and thirty-one will not be erased, who will give it?" Li Zhu asked after weighing all the dishes.

Huang Xuan turned his head and whispered to Wang Huai: "You really don't want to take out the thousand yuan?" ”

Wang Huai also replied in a low voice: "If you take anything, you should treat it as if there is no such thing, and you will go to the city to eat hot pot tomorrow." ”

Then he waved his hand at Li Zhu and said: "You don't need to be cheap, Brother Zhu, just come at the price of 30 pieces of bacon for vegetables, but I didn't bring any money when I came out today, so I will press the car on you." ”

As he spoke, he shoved the car key into Li Zhu's hand.

Li Zhu was about to open his mouth when Wang Huai interrupted: "If no one comes to give you money, the car is yours, what are you afraid of with the key in hand, it's okay to drive two laps if you want to, but you still have to lend us a small cart, we can't take it back if there are too many dishes." ”

Li Zhu thought about it, what are you afraid of when the key is in your hand, you can still get in the car and sit for a while to have a good time, but you don't dare to open it, for fear of scratching it for others.

"Okay, come here in three days, I don't care if the car breaks, the cart is in the yard, push it yourself."

Wang Huai deliberately took a slow step, and saw Huang Xuan happily put the dishes on the cart before saying goodbye to Li Zhu and walking out of the yard.

There are so many dishes in this place, how tiring it is to push, look at Brother Xuan's humming and panting, you know how heavy it is, and you can't push it.

Lazy cancer patients have to pay attention to filming programs...

Compared with the sweaty Huang Xuan, the camera brother is the most innocent.

I was thinking about how tired I could be by car, but I didn't expect these two goods to "mortgage" the car when they arrived at the place.

The photography machine is sinking to death, and there are still two miles away from the small courtyard where he lives, and the photography brother wails in his heart.

Wang Huai and Niya walked behind, and he didn't eat the snacks that Mao Xiaoqing gave him before going out, so he just handed them to Niya at this time.

The little girl has never eaten these preserved fruit pastries on weekdays, and after tasting the taste she likes, she carefully ate them one by one.

When there was only a small piece left, he remembered Wang Huai on the side, and embarrassedly handed him the remaining small piece of preserved fruit: "The one on it is delicious, I will save it for the end to eat a small point, Brother Wang Huai will eat it." ”

Wang Huai unceremoniously stuffed it into his mouth, accepting Niya's kindness, anyway, he would give Niya more when he went back.

Huang Xuan saw that the two of them were having fun, and complained: "Are you two happy to walk behind, I'm going to be tired." ”

"I'll push, I'll push." Wang Huai said pretendly, but the pace did not speed up at all.

Huang Xuan also knew that he was fake polite, and after a blank look, he said: "I said that if you can give birth to a daughter in the future, you will definitely be a good father, unlike me, you can't accompany her for a few days all year round." ”

Wang Huai didn't know why these people were running around to pick up notices after making so much money, and said, "When you come back next time, you can bring your daughter, and sister-in-law, come over and play together."

But I said that you all have so much money, wouldn't it be nice to enjoy life, busy all day. ”

Huang Xuan said helplessly: "When you get to this time, you will understand that after your child has drunk high-grade milk powder, you decide that you will not let her drink affordable milk powder with confidence."

When you buy a house in the center of the magic city, you want to buy another one when you go to Kyoto, this mountain looks at that mountain, and there is no head. ”

Wang Huai didn't understand, but the photography brother understood very well, and he didn't feel too far when he first took the car, but now it's really that the mountain is looking at the mountain and can't climb it.

Niya saw that the photographer brother was out of breath, and took the initiative to help support the machine, although the camera shook a little, but the photographer brother did not have the slightest sense of blame, but smiled dotingly.

Wang Huai was embarrassed to salted fish when he saw this, and stepped forward to push Huang Xuan for a while, Niya is good at everything, but she is too sensible, which makes it possible for people to deal with themselves.

After walking for nearly twenty minutes, a few people turned a corner and arrived at the small courtyard, at this time it was Huang Xuan pushing the car, Wang Huai hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Brother Xuan, you have been pushing for more than ten minutes, you are tired, I will come." ”

Huang Xuan looked at Wang Huai suspiciously: "Let's turn a corner again, I'll hold on for a while." ”

Wang Huai hurriedly said politely: "I'll come, I'll come, Brother Xuan, you're not too young, how can you keep pushing it." ”

Saying that, he took the cart with both hands, and Huang Xuan no longer refused when he saw this, he was indeed a little tired after pushing it for so long.

Wang Huai took the cart and sped up his pace, making himself look very tired, and before he entered the hospital, he said to himself: "Hey, pushing so many dishes can exhaust me, this is really far from the landlord's house." ”

“...”

“...”

Huang Xuan and the photographer brother both had black lines on their faces, and Huang Xuan swore that he had never seen such an underwhelming person in his life, except when he looked in the mirror.

The people in the courtyard didn't react to what was happening for a moment, so they didn't speak.

Wang Huai thought that everyone hadn't heard it, so he pretended to talk to himself and sighed loudly: "Oops! Push so many dishes! I'm tired of it! The landlord's house is so far away! ”

Mao Xiaoqing in the courtyard reacted and hurriedly stepped forward to help pull the small cart, but Zhang Xinrou did not move with Erlang's legs crossed.

After getting along for so long, she knows Wang Huai too well, how could this kind of salted fish come back by herself, didn't she see Huang Xuan on the side with sweat on his face, and Mao Xiaoqing, a stupid girl, believed him.

Huang Xuan shouted aggrievedly: "I pushed it, I pushed it!" When he arrived at the door, he was picked up by Wang Huai, and just now he invited merit for fear that you wouldn't hear it, so he shouted twice. ”

If you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust, Huang Xuan covered up the fact that Wang Huai also pushed a section on the way.

"Brother Xuan, you are spewing blood, you obviously only pushed a section when you went out, and I pushed the rest of the time."

The photographer who witnessed the whole process couldn't help but hold his forehead, these two people are more shameless than the other.

Mao Xiaoqing opened her mouth to interrupt the invitation of the two and said, "Wang Huai, where did you get so many dishes, did you use that money... Forehead... It won't be to go to Brother Erzhuang's house to ask for it, right? ”

Wang Huai shook his head, shook his chest and said: "Am I that kind of person, it's not easy for Brother Erzhuang, how can I go and make trouble for him, I outwitted these dishes?" ”

"Stole?" Zhang Xinrou wondered, she felt that Wang Huai could do such a thing.

Wang Huai looked unjustly resentful: "How could I harm these simple villagers, I exchanged the car of the program team for this." ”

Li Wen slipped under his feet and almost fell, and if you don't harm the villagers, there is a program team blocking it.

Wang Huai and Huang Xuan pushed the vegetables into the small courtyard and didn't care, and pulled Niya to sit on the small bench together to bask in the sun.

But after a while, the people around them didn't move, and the two couldn't help but look at them suspiciously.

Zhang Xinrou said very calmly: "I can only cook instant noodles." ”

Wei Ping and Liang Hongwei hurriedly nodded and agreed: "Me too." ”

Mao Xiaoqing's face was red, and she whispered, "I'll make a poached egg." ”

“...”

Wang Huai and Huang Xuan looked at each other speechlessly, and after a long while, Wang Huai spoke: "Why don't you continue to be hasty?" ”

Huang Xuan nodded and agreed.

Wang Huai remembered Zhang Xinrou's move yesterday and said, "I'll come out of the stone." ”

Huang Xuan nodded with a smile and said, "I'll take out the scissors." ”

The remaining five people plus Niya helped count down: "Rock, scissors, paper." ”

When I looked closely, Wang Huai came out of cloth, and Huang Xuan came out of stone.

These two people combined with 800 hearts, and there was not a word of truth in their mouths, which made everyone laugh.

Wang Huai clasped his fists with both hands: "Accept." ”

Huang Xuan responded with a bitter face: "Farewell." ”

The loser went to cook bitterly, while the winner stayed in the courtyard and enjoyed the sun with everyone.

Before Huang Xuan left, Wang Huai also advised: "There is a bag of eggs on the top of the small cart, I took it while the landlord was not paying attention, and remembered to make a tomato egg for Niya, Niya loves sweet." ”

Huang Xuan looked humiliated, it was the first time in his life that he had suffered such a big loss, it turned out that he had splashed other people's faces, but he didn't expect that today's skills were not as good as others, and he was defeated in the hands of Wang Huai, a little thing.

After pushing the dish for half an hour, Huang Xuan, who was sore all over, looked at the eggs by the stove, and still made a tomato egg with tears in his eyes.

The most annoying thing is that Huang Xuan is still cooking, Li Wen came in, stretched out his hand when he entered the room, and said, "Are you guys taking me for fools?"

Hurry up and take out the 1,000 yuan that Li Zhu returned, what's the matter, tomorrow you have to secretly go out to eat hot pot and play the show with your buddies here? ”

Huang Xuan angrily threw a thousand yuan into Li Wen's hand: "Everyone has such a tacit understanding that if you don't talk about this thousand yuan, can't you forget it!" ”

Li Wenbei laughed: "Hehe, I originally thought that you were desperate, and you could use this thousand yuan to go back and make up for it."

But now that you have so many methods, let's stop playing the show, and we will return 3,000 yuan to the two of you together after the show. ”

After speaking, Li Wen shook his head and went back to the courtyard to chat with everyone.

Leaving Huang Xuan to jump like thunder in place, he couldn't splash Wang Huai, and he was actually played with by this fat man in applause.

Shame!