，

Chapter 641: Caribbean Paradise (Asking for Votes)

Fiona listened to Lorraine's words, looked at him very strangely, and then couldn't help asking, "Are you really going to participate in that competition?" ”

Just now, Lorraine, Leo, Vera and White, with short guns and big sticks, easily leveled a dozen people and ransacked them. Fiona thinks that Lorraine and the others must be habitual thieves who specialize in big business or something.

That's why Fiona felt strange and said secretly: "Isn't this kind of person the most taboo to show up?"

Leo didn't wait for Lorraine to reply, he nodded as a matter of course, clenched his fleshy fist and said excitedly: "Of course I want to go and see, this competition has money to be made, why don't we go? ”

Fiona couldn't help but be angry when she heard what he said, as if she could win the prize as long as she arrived.

Fiona felt that as long as this one named Lei Luo and Lei Guangguang was better, she felt very uncomfortable.

After a long while, Fiona said slowly: "Don't think it's going to be so simple, this kind of competition is shady, even if you are really a lone thief, but after paying a high registration fee, it is extremely normal to go in and be judged fake by the judges, and get nothing." ”

Leo's eyes lit up at the moment, and he sighed: "Wow, I can finally see the unspoken rules in the legend, it has always been my boss's unspoken rules, and I really haven't seen what the unspoken rules are." ”

Fiona looked at his excited appearance, and couldn't help but feel angry again, and secretly said in her heart: What kind of human nature is this taking advantage of beautiful women, robbing other people's wallets, and liking unspoken rules, none of them are normal

She glanced up at Lorraine, and saw that he nodded, obviously determined to participate in that competition, and could only sigh at the moment.

Lorraine looked at her troubled appearance and couldn't help but smile in her heart, knowing that participating in the competition was just a cover and an excuse for him to come forward.

Lorraine hasn't forgotten his serious work, to find out the news in the demon clan, and if he wants to find out the news, and it doesn't attract attention, the best way is to go to a crowded place. There are a lot of people there, and if you want to know anything, you just need to listen to it a little.

And even if he is a ruffian with a strict mouth, as long as he pees on the stomach after two cups of cats, he will tell the truth even if he has stolen a few chickens.

This is also the reason why in any world, cultural and entertainment institutions such as taverns and green buildings will become important information exchange centers.

Since Fiona said that it was a public entertainment, and there were still a lot of people who came to attend, Lorraine naturally wanted to go inside.

Another very important point is that it is also up to the object to inquire about the news, not just find a tavern and turn inside, you can find out why the heads of the demon clan are pumping and want to go to the Vatino to die.

In the country tavern, you can only find out whose woman stole whose man, whose son looks like a neighbor, and so on.

Lorraine is blind to this place again, this draft meeting, there must be organizers, there are many businessmen to join in the fun, these are the most suitable people to inquire about the news.

The crowd chatted for a while, when the carriage turned a hill. Then there was a clamor accompanied by a slightly salty sea breeze.

Lorraine glanced sideways out the window, only to see a large harbor city in the distance.

The harbor is built on the mountain, facing the sea and backing the mountain, and looks extremely magnificent and vast.

The blue walls were several feet high, winding around the foot of the mountain like a band until they reached the edge of the sea. The entire harbor is enclosed.

With mountains and the sea as barriers, the entire city is easy to defend and extremely dangerous.

Even if the enemy attacked and surrounded the entire city from the outside, as long as the harbor did not fall, reinforcements would continue to come from the sea.

In the case of a strong attack, it is impossible to deploy a large number of troops outside the city.

Moreover, with its condescending defense and geographical advantage, it is easy to push the enemy back, this is simply a perfect fortress, and it is no wonder that it will become a large city valued by both sides, and the location and topography of the Caribbean Port are too important.

In that year, Urban II embarked on an expedition, which had been preceded by years of preparations, a large number of agents in lurk, and then by surprise, the port was captured, and the protracted war was waged from here.

And although the expedition failed, the Holy Cross expeditionary force of the Holy See still held out in the city for more than 100 years, creating a legend in the history of the Vatino known as the "last Caribbean port".

The ruffians used this as a base to provide a base for the pirates, allowing them to harass the entire Big 6 and share the spoils from the pirates.

On the one hand, he sent out the spies of the demon clan, and used various means to provoke the infighting of all parties of the demon clan, causing a continuous civil war within the demon clan, which consumed their strength in large quantities, and did not let the demon clan live in peace for a hundred years after the end of the Holy Cross Expedition.

During this period, the outside of Caribbean Port has never been broken from the demon people to attack, but there is always no way to take the Caribbean wall and pirates, and many times the demon coalition forces that come to conquer Caribbean Port have started to fight outside the city.

In the end, under the anger of the undead high priest, he forced Lei Shen and the two major demon clans of Ling Shen to give up the infighting, and then formed a coalition of 200,000 troops with General Tibilius, the heavy general of the Ling Shan clan, and ordered the entire Big 6 to provide them with support, and then stormed Caribbean Port.

After repeated naval defeats to the pirates, General Tibilius simply gave up the idea of cutting off the sea route, and used the stupidest tactics to build the walls of the Caribbean.

It took them a terrible price of nearly 100,000 casualties and a decade-long siege to capture the port.

Thinking of this, Lorraine suddenly realized that when this battle was first in the academy, as a classic siege battle in history, it had also been simulated and deduced, so he remembered it so clearly.

It turns out that without artillery or magic cannons that can smash through the walls, attacking a city that cannot be surrounded can be extremely costly.

And afterwards, like all underworld bosses who refuse to admit defeat, both sides declared their victory.

The Holy See of Light said that we once went to Amelia 6 and successfully provoked them to fight among themselves, and fought gloriously in Caribbean Harbor for more than 200 years, fully achieving the original strategic goal, and the Caribbean defense war greatly consumed the living force of the demons, and we wiped out at least 300,000 of their troops, so that they were powerless to invade us.

Finally, based on strategic considerations, to preserve the precious vital forces of the Holy See, not to let the soldiers shed blood in vain, and after making the enemy pay a heavy price, the Caribbean Port gloriously completed its historical mission, and the expeditionary force temporarily turned its strategy.

And the demons are also shameless, and loudly declare: Under the leadership of the great and glorious high priest, and under the leadership of the heroic General Timbereus, my powerful and invincible Semitic coalition army defeated those insidious and despicable enemies with a thunderbolt, beating them with their tails between their legs and fleeing like wild dogs. Succeeded in recovering the pearl of the sea of Amelia, the Caribbean port soaked in the blood and glory of our Semitic people.

Here, I, the hundreds of millions of people, shout with one voice, Long live the great and wise High Priest

Long live the valiant General Timbereus

Long live the mighty Semitic coalition

......

As witnesses of that war, the Maple Leaf Danlin Academy's history book, written by the mages, records the entire process completely and objectively.

And either out of a dark mind, or to make the perfect addition. In the final supplementary note, the author also wrote a stroke in passing.

On the day of the victory, General Tibilius was immediately relieved of his command, and then ten days later, on a stormy night, he died violently, the cause of death unknown.

And after two hundred years of construction and the stimulation of the pirate economy, Caribbean Port is also luxurious.

After the Semitic coalition invaded Caribbean Port, they fought for the spoils of war and for the control of Caribbean Port, resulting in a large-scale brawl, which eventually turned into a battle in the entire city with the tacit consent of the generals of both sides.

On the narrow streets, the two sides even used ironclad heavy cavalry to hedge against each other. The corpses were strewn all over the field, rivers of blood flowed, and almost all the buildings in the city were destroyed.

It is said that more people were killed in that battle than in a large-scale assault.

While Lorraine was recalling the old accounts of the city in her mind, the carriage had slowly approached the city gates.

When the guards saw this carriage, they did not dare to slack off, and drove away all the vehicles and pedestrians who were entering and leaving the city gate, and gave way to the wide road in the middle.

Leo opened the window of the car and was surprised to see that the pedestrians on both sides of the road were also bowing and respectfully saluting the carriage, which was the first time that Leo had enjoyed this treatment despite being the heir to the throne.

He glanced back, and was about to ask, but saw Lorraine shake his head, and immediately closed his mouth honestly.

And they came into the city. The city of Lorraine is now the pearl of Amelia, and it is also extremely prosperous, with rows of shops on both sides of the road, and those shops are also full of all kinds of goods, and there are countless of them.

Among these goods, there are many things that no one has ever seen before, and they are full of strange 6 styles.

When Leo saw those novelties, his eyes widened at once, and he kept pointing at them, shouting, and asking Fiona seriously.

Vera was also leaning at the window on the other side, looking at those things curiously. His eyes were shining, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Lorraine, however, also admired the city seriously and felt the exotic customs that came to her face.

The customs here seem to be extremely open.

Those demon girls with long legs and thin waists were just wearing cool clothes, revealing white and delicate skin, showing infinite youthful vitality.

From time to time, they chased and frolicked, and let out strings of laughter like silver bells.

And the pedestrians on the road did not think it was strange, but looked at them with admiration.

And those girls also have no scruples, and respond defiantly with their bright and hot eyes. Then he whispered a few words to his companions, followed by a crisp laugh.

Lorraine looked at their beautiful short skirts...... Well, the long and toned snow-white legs under the short skirt, I can't help but feel that the corners of my mouth seem to be a little moist: this is really a man's paradise

Fiona looked at Lorraine's appearance, and didn't bother to talk to Leo at the moment, stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Lorraine's eyes, and said impatiently: "Alright, alright." Wipe the saliva from the corners of your mouth, it's almost falling to the ground. ”

At this time, she finally confirmed that these guys were indeed bandits and robbers who came down from a ravine, otherwise they wouldn't be so uninformed, and they would shout no matter what they saw. Zhizhi is a bunch of old impostors.

Especially that Lei Luo, it's like he hasn't seen a woman in eight lifetimes, after seeing the girl on the street, his eyes are about to pop out, grinning, and he is going to hala. It's a shame.

She paused for a moment, and then continued: "Wait a minute, you get out of the car, and go far away, don't say you know me." I really can't afford to lose that person. ”

Leo pursed his lips, then tugged at her sleeve and pointed to something outside, "Quick, look, what is this?

Fiona glanced at it and said, "That's the Lover's Fruit." The red one is like a lover's heart, hence the name. It's pretty, right? But the heart, that's poisonous. You can only see it, you can't eat it. ”

After saying that, I immediately came to my senses, and immediately felt a red 'well' rise up in my head, and these ruffians actually ignored what I had just said

It also hurts my self-esteem too much

She was about to do it, but Lorraine glanced up at the fruit, and then wondered, "It's poisonous?" Are you sure?"

Fiona froze for a moment, although for some reason, the drooling appearance of Lorraine just now made her teeth fall out of hatred. But at this time, as soon as she heard Lorraine ask something, her mind suddenly turned, and she forgot to be angry.

She glanced at it, and then replied earnestly: "That fruit, although we call it 'Lover's Fruit', but there is another name, it is called Wolf Peach. After eating it, you will grow a kind of pimple tumor.

It's the same as those mushrooms, which are colorful but also extremely poisonous. ”

As he spoke, he sighed softly.

Leo was extremely uninteresting, and said seriously: "In this way, this lover's heart is also poisonous? No wonder people say that the most poisonous woman's heart is here."

Fiona couldn't laugh or cry for a moment. In the end, I could only look at Leo's white and chubby face, sighed softly, and said in a pun: "I didn't expect you to be old, but you know a lot."

Leo suddenly looked happy, raised his head, and said proudly: "Of course." Don't you look at who I am? Is the name of the lone wanderer called for nothing?

We have also opened a company, run a casino, opened a fragrant hall, beheaded a chicken, drank blood wine, and mixed with the high-level elites of the underworld.

Wahahaha......"

Lorraine watched Leo being taken into the ditch by Fiona in an extremely insidious way, but she didn't say anything at the moment, but just asked, "By the way, do you have any more famous hotels here that you can recommend?"

Fiona was stunned and looked at Lorraine in surprise, speechless for a moment.

Lorraine looked at her expression, and couldn't help but hesitate, and said heartily, "What? Did I say the wrong thing?"

Fiona gritted her teeth and said, "Is it really a bunch of rustic veterans like you?

You ask a lady which hotel is good, do you think that your aunt and grandmother used to open rooms outside?"

Later, the more she spoke, the more angry she became, and she roared at Lorraine, baring a mouthful of sharp teeth, like an angry she-wolf.

Lorraine looked at her appearance, couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said, "Okay, okay." You don't have to spray all the spit in my face, do you?"

Fiona snorted coldly, and then sat back in her place.

At this time, I felt a shock under my body, and then there was a sound of brakes. Eventually, the carriage came to a steady stop.

Then, the driver's voice came. "Sister, the game is here. ”

Fiona was stunned for a moment, and lost her voice: "This ...... Arrived so soon?"

After she finished speaking, she realized that something was wrong, and then she blushed at the moment, and then peeked at Lorraine, but saw that he had turned his head to look at the playing field, as if he hadn't noticed his words at all, and was a little relieved at the moment, but then he couldn't help biting his lip, and a faint feeling of disappointment rose from the bottom of his heart.

At this moment, Leo was already impatiently pushing the car door, and then with a loud scream, he jumped down from it and stood firmly on the ground.

Vera saw that there were many people on the street, and she was afraid that something would happen to him, so she hurriedly followed.

Shiro also slowly pouted his ass and stepped back from the car.

Lorraine turned her head, but now Fiona had been staring at herself intently, and couldn't help but be stunned, reached out and touched her face, and said, "What?"

Fiona immediately looked away, lowered her gaze, and said in a panic, "No...... It's nothing. ”

Lorraine smiled, stood up, and said, "Since we're already here." Then I said goodbye, and thank you for taking us on this journey. ”

As he spoke, he jumped out of the car. Then he slammed the door shut.

Fiona bit her lip, then poked her head out of the window and said, "If, I mean if." If you can't find a place to stay, you can come to me at the castle guard's house.

You...... Don't think crookedly. I just thought, after all, everyone is a friend, and it's okay to help out with these things like accommodation. ”

When she had finished speaking, she saw that Leo was already standing majestically in the street, and then, without avoiding anyone at all, unbuttoned her trousers, took out her elephant, and began to discharge water on the avenue......

When the pedestrians next to him saw this, they couldn't help but talk in a low voice, pointing to the carriage on this side.

Fiona was immediately ashamed, these old people actually went to the street, and it was really a big mistake to know these hillbillies. I can't afford to lose this person anyway.

She immediately shrunk her neck and hid back in the carriage. Pretend not to know these ruffians who don't have the slightest bit of plain zhì.

The coachman bared his teeth, nodded and smiled at the Lorraine people, and then with a wave of his whip, he drove the carriage on the road.

At this time, Leo had already finished peeing, shook twice, and then put his pants back on.

He raised his head and looked at the people next to him who were all pointing and pointing to this side, and immediately glared at him, and shouted angrily: "What do you see, haven't you seen me peeing?"

, and dare to say bad things about me behind my back. You all take advantage of it

After you are too young, you can also brag about how you witnessed the birth of the 'intangible cultural heritage'."

As he spoke, he fastened his pants and slammed his belt demonstratively.

Everyone was helpless about his child.

And the city guard guard next to him looked at it, but they all pretended not to see it, and quietly turned their backs. They saw with their own eyes where the shameless rascal came from. It was the carriage of the castle guard's precious daughter

can let the eldest sister who has always been above the top personally send it out, it must be either rich or expensive. It's definitely not something that these officials can offend.

Not to mention peeing on the street, it's, everyone can only pretend not to see it for the sake of their own jobs.

I can't say that some sycophants will see an opportunity, run forward, and then respectfully hand over a piece of paper......

Lorraine is also extremely helpless about Leo's problem of peeing wherever he goes. After all, he has an unnamed dad who is also like this, peeing wherever he goes. As a result, he was taught badly.

But then again, as a generation of great politicians, there has to be something wrong. Caesar's epilepsy, Hannibal's one-eyedness, Churchill's love of bare butts, Roosevelt's polio, Higo's mania......

In contrast, Leo just likes to pee on the street, which is much better than them.

At this time, Leo stretched out his hand and ...... Well, he rubbed the cloak on Shiro's back vigorously, and then walked over to this side with a grin.

Lorraine ignored him, instead staring intently at the arena in front of him.

This apparently turned out to be an open-air theater. It was only temporarily borrowed and converted into a venue for the competition.

At the door, there are still a few people guarding it, selling tickets and collecting money. Loudly beckoning passers-by.

"Take a look, take a look, Lei Guangguang is here and has come to our theater......"

"If you don't know Lei Daxia, even if you are a hero, it is in vain. ”

"As long as fifty gold coins, you can see the true face of the hero, and you can also have the hero's autograph, first-come, first-served......"

"For only two hundred and thirty-five gold coins, the beauties can ...... with Buffett Uh, bah, babaa, lunch with Lei Daxia. There are also mysterious gifts to give. ”

"There aren't many opportunities, don't miss them. ”

"The most exciting moment is just around the corner

Lei Daxia is about to be selected

Who is the final winner of this year's parody show......"

“......”

Lorraine listened attentively, and from inside the theater there was a lively commotion, and sometimes there was even a burst of applause or cheers. Or a burst of boos and mocking laughter.

It seems that the game is getting to a fever pitch.

Leo had always liked to be busy, and when he was the last one, he ran towards the theater.

Lorraine also hurriedly followed.