Chapter 131: Kicking the Ball (I)
Gu Ling expressed to the camera: "Laixi fans, don't reason with them, from now on, Laixi babies, keep not sending any barrage, be quiet for five minutes, and set an alarm clock, so as not to be injured by mistake,
Little assistant,Let's start taking screenshots now.,Today I'll hold three sprays for free and show them well.,What is the strongest and strongest.,What is the king of the mouth.。 ”
The fans in the live broadcast room wanted to call Gu Ling to show their support, but Gu Ling said quietly, they really went to set the alarm clock, and they were as well-behaved as babies in the kindergarten class.
Gu Ling is very satisfied with the cooperation of the fans, and now the trolls who have found their live broadcast room on the screen are basically because of the declaration of war on the neck.
The first screenshot was quickly generated, and the other party was called Liujia Xiaowu No. 10086.
"I'm quite proud to be a slave and maid." Gu Ling sent the other party an application for Lianmai, and when he saw that the other party refused, he smiled: "It turns out that the fans of the Liu family are this kind of turtles with shrunken heads, I thought people had the same hard mouths." ”
The other party was so angry that he didn't care about the possibility of losing face, so he went crazy directly: [It was stuck just now!] Palletizing, let Lao Tzu go up immediately now, Lao Tzu will spray you to death, ugly ghost. 】
As a result, as soon as Mai opened, he was a thin man with pores that could scan rice grains, shirtless, and a thin man with no point of interest, with dark eyes and dark circles, and a little blue mouth.
Gu Ling was about to swear when he saw him coming up, so he turned off the language over there, and everyone saw a thin dog moving his mouth on the other side of the screen, just like the one who sang mime.
So this Liu family little guy No. 10086 began to spray words. [I have the ability to let Lao Tzu go to the microphone, but I don't have the ability to open the microphone, isn't it!] 】
[I'm sorry, I did it on purpose, your honor is so peculiar, I subconsciously sealed my lips as a big smoker. 】
True love fans in the live broadcast room saw that the alarm clock was not ringing for a long time, and they wanted to express their support, so they frantically clicked on the dime like icon, for a while, there was a phenomenon of Caton in the live broadcast room, and the platform management that paid attention to this live broadcast couldn't help but let the technicians keep an eye on Gu Ling's live broadcast room, don't have any problems, this wave of traffic is too big.
And he has a hunch that Gu Ling can stabilize this wave of traffic, and even bring greater traffic!
Technicians can't wait!
was ridiculed by Gu Ling, and this person was even more scolded.
[When you don't hesitate to create appearance anxiety and psychological pressure on others, you only feel happy in your heart...... Well, it's pretty cool, so, I'm going to use this method and deal with you for another three minutes. 】
True love fans in the live broadcast room looked at the alarm clock, just right, and there was a three-minute countdown.
The other party is still typing frantically, after all, the horn is turned off, and he can only type to vent his anger, and the greasy and greasy Shuangfeiyan keyboard that he bought for more than a dozen yuan is about to be broken.
"Then I'll start oh, look at your face, I lost my mother in my early years, I was brought up by my father, and since I was a teenager, I have entered the palace three times, oh, it's not the palace of the Forbidden City, but the public house that provides free public meals, unemployed vagrants, and I can't afford to pay twenty yuan for the whole body,
The proudest thing is to go out to soak in a factory sister, easy to call your husband and husband, every day to find your father to buy cigarettes for five or ten yuan, if you can't find it, take the things at home to sell, you also pay for your goddess brush gifts, 10,000 yuan of profit becomes 80,000 yuan, your father sold the old house of the family and an old watch, in exchange for you did not enter the palace, but you do not repent, and plan to buy a mobile phone immediately pay for the software, and then a few thousand yuan for use,
I advise you to stop, because if you continue to move, your father will not be able to hold on and leave you, you have no ability, and you feel that the world is unfair to you, you want to take the wrong path but you are deceived into a strange organization, you draw blood today and beat you tomorrow, and you will be tortured to death before you are twenty-five years old,
If you don't believe it, you can look through your father's medical records under the pillow, in fact, he has been terminally ill for a long time, but I'm afraid that you are hungry and thirsty and no one will take care of you.
If you want to change this life, you can do it, please your master, isn't she the first person in the Xuanmen. I can deduce the number of your lives, she must be so powerful, it's just very simple to help you, a loyal fan, change your life. ”
As he spoke, he hung this up, and the other party didn't pop it up again.
[Brother, why didn't you come out? 】
Gu Ling said: "When the time for his Internet café is up, he should have no money." ”
Sure enough, those who called the Liu family 10086 brothers and sisters failed to call out this person again.
Cuckoo cuckoo!
Jingle bell, bell bell.
Behind the screen, the phones of the true love fans who set the alarm clock rang one by one like a fraudulent corpse, and they jumped up, their fingers quickly dotted and dotted.
[Ahhh 】
[This thunderbolt snaps a little mouth, I want to take a bite. 】
[Bold, come on, fork him out, break my snack cp high sugar sweet death. 】
[Help, help, save life, the store manager is going to throw this problem to Liu Qingqing, right, this is a confrontation of strength, hahaha, our store manager only speaks with real skills! ] Please marry me, or I will never marry and have children in this life! 】
Everyone expressed their admiration for the store manager, of course, the black letter and the trolls came in a team today, in addition to the unsuccessful report, they still tirelessly criticized Gu Ling himself and the fans in the live broadcast room.
Gu Ling also continued to make the signature alarm clock for five minutes. "The second troll is about to start the draft, and the babies who come to Xi are conscious."
[Know, know, time the alarm clock for five minutes!] Understand! It's set! Now I'm shutting up! 】
Gu Ling nodded to Xu Xinyi, Xu Xinyi immediately started to take screenshots, and the second troll who would be hugged by the microphone appeared.
Qingqing died under her skirt, and she was also a ghost.
It's a fan who you can see at a glance.
Gu Ling let the other party have the ability to show his face, this person is also the most fierce attacker of appearance, after turning on the camera, it makes people stunned for a short time, it turns out to be a handsome guy.
[So handsome, brother, don't fascinate this ugly anchor to death. 】
Brother Merry found that he was not banned, and with the confidence given by everyone, he was fluttering, but he was caught off guard by Gu Ling's next words.
"Okay, as a fan of Liu Qingqing, he is naturally dissatisfied with his face, and he has to rely on the benefits obtained by fraud in exchange for the durability of this skin." Gu Ling made a pun, and without waiting for the merry brother to react, Gu Ling began to dismantle everything on the other side with a mouthful.
"Good looks since childhood, in exchange for a lot of benefits, okay, good-looking people do have a better life than ugly people since childhood, this is the norm, but at the age of seventeen your normalcy was broken, your parents divorced, you chose to live with a father who has a suite,
(End of chapter)