Chapter 3 Lori Female General
Zhuang Shaoyou felt as if he had a dream that he had not woken up for a thousand years, and the sharp pain in the dream tormented him, and he couldn't help but want to give up many times, but a trace of desire to survive in his heart always supported him, so that he could not die, and he struggled in pain and torture for a long time, and a voice sounded in his heart
"Well, he has passed the test, and his heart also meets the requirements, so it's him!"
"Xiaoyou, you are the first person to pass the test of this immortal in so many years, the previous two hundred and forty-nine have all failed, and you have finally succeeded! Therefore, I confer on you the title of the envoy of the world, and shoulder the mission of saving the people of the world! This is the treasure I gave you, the Qiankun Sun and Moon Twin Swords and the Three Volumes of the Book of Heaven, and the rest is up to you!"
Zhuang Shaoyou was puzzled in his heart, and couldn't help but ask: "Immortal, you said that you failed two hundred and forty-nine before?" Am I not the one hundred and fifty? What happened to those who failed? And the three volumes of the Book of Heaven? I remember that Zhang Jiao seems to have it too? Can you change something else? â
"Hehe, little friend, those failures are naturally re-entering reincarnation and reincarnating; As for Zhang Jiao's Book of Heaven, it is fake, what I gave you is real, and you will know it in the future. Then Zhuang Shaoyou lost consciousness again, but he felt that the sharp pain in his body was disappearing in the haze, and he felt that his body had recovered as before, and it was stronger, as if the tiger could kill both.
When Zhuang Shaoyou opened his eyes, he felt anxious for a while, and kept praying that he was still at home, even if it was a hospital, what happened before was just a dream, but unfortunately, it backfired. A yellow tent, although not spacious, but also very neat and clean, lying on a wooden soft slump, with a faint fragrance coming from the nose, which is refreshing.
Zhuang Shaoyou sat up and found that he was wearing snow-white pajamas, and he didn't know who had taken the original clothes. Zhuang Shaoyou just sat on the bed in a daze, thinking about what happened before, thinking of the bloody battlefield, if it weren't for luck, he would have died on the battlefield a long time ago, becoming one of those piles of corpses.
Thinking of this, I can't help but feel secretly embarrassed in my heart, and think of the mission I shouldered, and my slightly depressed mood began to surge again, and there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain! At least I'm alive now! History has its own contingencies and inevitability, don't worry, living well is the king, and everything is empty when you die!
Then I saw a pair of swords next to the bed, the Qiankun Sun and Moon Sword, it turned out to be a pair, the Sun Sword and the Moon Sword? Thinking of the appearance of Liu Bei riding on a horse and holding a pair of swords that day, he couldn't help but scold: It's too TMD, it's not handsome at all, forget it, use it one by one, don't take it out at once.
Then there are the three volumes of the Book of Heaven that the old fairy said:
"Tai Chi Swordsmanship", "Hundred Schools" and "Taigong Art of War"
Zhuang Shaoyou hesitated, but first opened the "Tai Chi Sword Technique" - the secret of the Taoist supreme sword technique:
It is easy to have Tai Chi, which is to give birth to two yi, two yi to give birth to four elephants, and four elephants to give birth to gossip. There are four types of swordsmanship:
A green dragon-style offensive and defensive move
White Tiger's swift and agile moves
Suzaku style of ferocity and violence
A move to build up momentum for Xuanwu defense
It's still a great one: Qiankun fuses the attack of the four elephants with one blow, and this "Tai Chi Sword Technique" can only exert the greatest power with the Qiankun Sun and Moon Sword.
Zhuang Shaoyou muttered: "Do I really want the left green dragon and the right white tiger?" That's too two, right? "Forget it, whatever, as long as it works, two is two! Being alive is the last word! Zhang Fei, the swallow man of the dog day, when Lao Tzu has practiced this swordsmanship, he has to make you a eunuch Zhang Fei!
The Book of Heaven "Tai Chi Swordsmanship" explains that the best time to practice this swordsmanship is before dawn in the morning and before dusk, because this is the time when heaven and earth intersect with yin and yang, yin and yang are born together, and things must be reversed, and the power of swordsmanship can also be maximized.
Next, Zhuang Shaoyou checked the "Records of the Hundred Schools", the records of the inheritance of the hundred schools of thought, including Confucianism, Legalism, Taoism, Bingjia, Mojia, Famous Family, Zongheng Family, Yin and Yang Family's eight major schools of inheritance, originally from Qin Shi Huang after burning books and pit Confucianism, most of the sons and hundreds of schools of thought in the Warring States Period declined, and very few can be inherited.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty deposed the hundred schools of thought, respected Confucianism alone, and Confucianism flourished and rose rapidly; Legalism is also necessary for governing the country, so Legalism can be smoothly inherited; At the beginning of the Han Dynasty, Taoism ruled the world by inaction; After Emperor Wu, Taoists gave up their political stance and devoted themselves to cultivation; These three are called the upper three, and they are all born.
The famous and vertical and horizontal families were cut off from inheritance due to the loss of the soil for survival; The Yin-Yang family learned from Taoism to take the religious route and reluctantly passed it on; The Mo family lives in a remote place, hidden from the world, but their mechanism skills and smelting and forging skills are second to none; Soldiers are hidden in prosperous times, and they will come out in troubled times.
Zhuang Shaoyou thought about it for a while, according to the clues provided above, if he wants to dig out the Mo family and the soldier family in the future, it will definitely be a weapon to dominate the world! Thinking of the historical duel between the Mo family's non-offensive technique and the domineering technique of the public loss class, Mozi went to Chu alone to persuade the king of Chu to stop the Song Dynasty, and he couldn't help but yearn for a while; In addition, Legalism is the foundation of governance, but there is no need to rush it.
The third book is "Taigong Art of War", the author of this book Taigong hopes to assist the king of the military family to win the world, and then turn to the Taoist law into an immortal, this book is to explain astronomy and geography, training and taking charge of the army, marching formation, tactical tactics of the classics of the military family, is the ancestor of other art of war, this book is controlled by the Taoist immortals, every time in troubled times, choose the fate of the person to grant it, after the world is peaceful, it will disappear, the last time the person who got this book is Zhang Liang.
Zhuang Shaoyou looked at the three books and couldn't help but scold: Bullshit books, none of them can be used immediately! But then I was relieved, if I could create an invincible god all of a sudden, then what would I do if I chose to be the envoy of the world?
All appearances are false, and the most important thing is yourself! I want to live! At least not to die with a virgin body! With a firm and indomitable heart, nothing in the world can stop Lao Tzu's progress! No woman can resist Lao Tzu's conquest!
The development and change of all things in the world is a gradual process, saving the people in the world, like pickling girls, is not a day's work, a day's work is called prostitution! Instead, it requires long-term continuous efforts and overcoming many difficulties to achieve it, and finally overthrow it.
Just when Zhuang Shaoyou was full of pride, the curtain of the tent was lifted, and a female general walked in.
"Are you awake?"
"You are?" Zhuang Shaoyou was very strange, looked at this female general carefully, and immediately remembered that day on the battlefield, before he fell unconscious, he saw a female general leading a team of cavalry and finally defeated the official army, but why was she so small? Looks like you're only fifteen or sixteen?
Wrong! Not small, not small at all! 34Dīŧ And he is still so young, if he develops it well, he has great potential to tap!
The female general was wearing a slightly large white light armor, wearing a yellow cloak, and a pair of smart big eyes under her thin eyebrows looked at herself curiously, looking very cute, which really made people think of the majestic female general who was on the battlefield.
Zhuang Shaoyou couldn't help but be a little stunned, his eyes stared at the little Lori in front of him, and the horns of his mouth couldn't help but flow out, I've seen nurse clothes, teacher clothes, maid clothes, police clothes, but I haven't seen a female general wearing ancient armor! Well! This theme is very novel, and it definitely has a selling point!
"My name is Zhang Ning, you can call me Mei Niang! What about you? You're about the same age as me in the barracks, hey! Why are you looking at people like that? You stinky rascal! As he spoke, his face flushed slightly.
"Uh--- my name is Zhuang Shaoyou, you call me Shaoyou" Zhuang Shaoyou was debunked, very embarrassed, and hurriedly answered the previous question to divert his attention.
"Don't stare at people in the future! Speaking of which, it was a great deal for you! How the hell do you do that? â
"I don't know. By the way, where did you take off my clothes? â
"You're so shameless, who took off your clothes? Is it okay for the guards I found to help you change? At this point, my face turned red again.
Hey? These two swords of yours are really good, why haven't you seen them before? General Ben likes it very much, can you give it to me in pain? I'll exchange things with you and promise not to let you suffer. â
Zhuang Shaoyou looked at Zhang Ningyi's happy and disgusted expression, couldn't help but drool, and wanted to tell her: I will send you if you and I XXOO, but I can only say it in my heart, if I say it, the consequences will definitely be very serious, so I pretended to be serious and said: "These two swords were given to me by my master, I can't give them to you, the sword is in the people, and the sword is dead!" By the way, can you get me some clothes? â
"If you don't change it, you won't change it, who is rare, I'll let someone bring it to you later, you leave here with your things, this is my place." After saying that, he turned his head angrily and went out.
"What a cute little Lori!" Zhuang Shaoyou was a little reluctant to sigh.