Chapter 70: The Crab Walks Sideways
"Do you want to attack Wutian? Do you deserve it?" Shan Dawei stepped on it as if he had stepped on a cigarette butt, and crushed it left and right several times: "You attack Lao Tzu, I can smile with you." Why don't you hurry up and thank Lao Tzu? If it wasn't for Lao Tzu to save you, now your head is gone!"
Mu Ziying looked at the roaring Shan Wei in a daze, and for a while she couldn't tell whether this fat man saved Chen Tianyuan or deliberately injured Chen Tianyuan.
"What I have cultivated is the ability to kill......"
Qiao couldn't say that proud words, I don't know when he woke up from Mu Ziying's memory, and they lingered in his ears for a long time.
Not long ago, Mu Ziying thought that Qiao might be a little boastful if he couldn't, but now looking at this Shan Wei's actions, she believes that if this young man made a move just now, Chen Tianyuan's life would be lost.
"Fatty, if you want to hit someone, you can beat someone yourself, don't call me a murderer, thank you. "Joe couldn't just want to flash to the side and trip over this man who wanted to be handsome in front of a beautiful woman, but he didn't expect the fat man to shoot so fast, and he 'praised' himself very righteously after the fight.
"Hehe......" Shan Wei scratched the back of his head with his fat hand, with a silly smile on his face, he looked like the kind of honest fat man who would not resist no matter how he was bullied in school, it was difficult to associate with the violent fat man just now: "Wutian, I really can't see anyone shooting at you." I'll do this kind of rough work, just play and rest. ”
"Okay, you take care of it, I'll go sleep for a while. Remember, this is not a lawless place like Heaven Star Sixteen......" Qiao couldn't pat Shan Wei on the shoulder: "Although we are not afraid of killing, don't become a murderer if you don't have to." Take it easy, this kid just wants to show off himself in front of women, and I had this urge when I was young. Okay, you're busy, I'll flash ...... first."
Mu Ziying looked at Qiao's back in a daze, and the words just now echoed in her mind, 'I ...... when I was young'.
When you were young, are you very old now? Mu Ziying looked at Qiao's back, and had a feeling that she was obviously very close, but she would never be able to catch up.
"Hehe, don't worry, I'm measured. Shan Wei smiled and lifted Chen Tianyuan, who fell to the ground and was seriously injured, and his honest smile became fierce again: "Boy, dare to attack Wutian? Attacking Wutian is attacking the fat master and me! Let you know now, the fate of provoking my fat master ......"
"Little fat man, some things are pretty much fine, you say, right?"
Lian Yun didn't know when he appeared at the end of the corridor, and his shiny leather shoes stepped steadily on the floor step by step.
Shan Wei raised his eyebrows and stared at Purgatory for a few seconds, his pupils suddenly contracted, and a trace of deep jealousy flashed, this is a strong man!
In an instant, Shan Wei's tyrannical expression suddenly disappeared,
Instead of a harmless and honest smile, the five fingers let go and threw Chen Tianyuan back to the ground, with an innocent smile in his eyes: "This uncle, what do you say? I just saw that he was injured here for some reason, and I wanted to save him and send him to the medical room." ”
Chen Tianyuan wanted to say something, but when he made eye contact with Lian Yun, what he read was the dissatisfaction of the boss with his subordinates, and suddenly he heard how this senior usually taught his subordinates.
"I only know that I am a bad seed who makes a small report and cries my nose to others for help, and I am not qualified to be my soldier who refines the clouds! I go out to fight? It doesn't matter, I won! Who dares to come to the door, I will carry it for you! Lose the fight? Don't fucking come to Lao Tzu to complain and cry your nose, and go back after practicing yourself!"
Chen Tianyuan closed his mouth depressedly, and if he made any sound at this time, he could only be reprimanded and punished more severely afterwards.
"Really?" Lian Yun laughed, with a very happy expression on his face: "It would be a waste not to engage in the acting industry if your expression was so changeable in such a short period of time, and it looked so real." Little fat man, you can dominate the position of the actor, no one can shake it. ”
"I look like a fat pig, who would want me. Shan Wei stared at Lian Yun cautiously, with a mental readiness to turn around and run away at any time.
"Interesting, really interesting. Lian Yun waved his hand: "You've already beaten people, so let's go over like this." If he becomes strong in the future, he will naturally seek revenge on you, and if he can't beat you all the time, he deserves it. However, since I have appeared, I cannot watch you continue to fight my soldiers. ”
"Then ......" Shan Wei shrunk his neck and cautiously stared at Lian Yun, who didn't seem to have any intention of making a move: "Do you close your eyes?"
The smile on Lian Yun's face froze for a few seconds, and then let out a hearty laugh: "It's the first time I've seen such a cheeky kid." Little fat man, who did you learn from? Were you born? You're a friend of the lawless, right?"
Who did you learn from? Shan Wei's mind flashed in his mind the inhumane special training that Qiao could not carry out on him for more than a year, and it was not only the special training of star warriors, but also the training of various expressions.
Happy, domineering, timid, fearful, weak, painful......
All kinds of different expressions, it is a kind of torturous special training.
On the planet Paradise 16, many monsters have a good IQ, and the more powerful the monsters, the more they can judge the battle situation and the surrounding environment by observing people's expressions.
Shan Wei has survived at least a dozen times in this year, relying on the change of expression to confuse the demon beast, although it is more real than Zhu Wenai's expressions, but it is also rare to be real.
"Wutian?" Shan Wei heard Lian Yun mention Qiao Can't, and his expression immediately became serious: "Uncle, one person does things and one person carries it! Your subordinate was beaten by me, and it has nothing to do with Wutian, if you want to take revenge......
"Hehe......" Lian Yun nodded again and again: "I didn't expect that the Shan family would have a genius like you, who is much more promising than your elders." Okay, see your dad and tell him. Lian Yun misses him very much, and we will discuss it together one day. ”
Shan Wei looked curiously at the back of Lian Yun who took away Chen Tianyuan: "This person knows my father? I knew that there was such a relationship, just ...... Just...... I should have stepped on that kid a few more times!"
Mu Ziying suddenly found that compared to Qiao Wutian, who was wearing a crazy body, the fat man in front of him, who smiled harmlessly most of the time, was the freak who was really terrifying and really needed to be guarded against.
Riding a spaceship is endlessly appealing to people who are on a space voyage for the first time, and it is easy to cause people to lean on the window and look around.
However, for a former madman Joe who has survived on the Heavenly Star Sixteen for a year, there is not much difference between being in the universe and being on the ground, only the difference in the density of the Force.
The Force in space is not as dense as Heaven Star Sixteen, and Joe can't meditate cross-legged and absorb the Force around him into the gene nucleus, and continue to consolidate the strength of the gene nucleus little by little.
The speed of the dreadnought-class space battlecruiser was many times faster than that of ordinary spaceships, and in just five days, Joe couldn't see the Cretan planet that he didn't know too well in his memory.
Half of the ocean, half of the land planet, from the sky still has the feeling of a water balloon.
Qiao couldn't help but care too much about the appearance of the planet, and packed up a little, in fact, except for the box containing various gene chains at hand, there was really nothing worth packing.
Shan Wei excitedly watched the spaceship descend and get closer and closer to the ground, roaring again and again, no matter how delicious the food on the spaceship is, it can't be more delicious than the food on the planet, this year is really going to suffocate the gourmand Shan Wei.
Zhu Wenai looked at the planet nervously, a year's ...... My brother should have been in prison...... He may even be sentenced to death......
"Don't worry, there shouldn't be a death penalty. Shan Wei saw Zhu Wenai's nervousness and hurriedly said: "It is likely to be a sentence of 1,000 years or even 5,000 years, as long as your brother is not dead, I can get him out." ”
Qiao couldn't look at Shan Wei's movements and smiled faintly, this dead fat man and Zhu Wenai stayed on the planet for a year, and they really stayed emotional, in addition to going to bed, the two did everything they could, the reason why they didn't go to bed was really Heavenly Star Sixteen, not a place to give birth to children.
"By the way, Wutian, which school are you going to go to?" Shan Wei couldn't hold back his excitement, this was the fifty-sixth time he had asked this question in the past few days.
"I don't know, it depends on how the family arranges it. Joe couldn't answer skillfully.
"Okay!" Shan Wei's chubby head moved again and again: "Remember! You have decided which school to go to tell me, I will also go to that military school, we Heaven Shuangjie must not be separated." ”
Joe couldn't kick on Joe Can's thick ass, Heaven Twins, how did the name sound, how did it feel like a village product, but he still shouted happily.
The battleship docked properly, and as soon as Shan Wei stepped out of the cabin, Qiao couldn't hear a soprano cry that seemed to be his dead father, which was the cry of Shan Wei's old lady crying with joy.
Qiao couldn't get out of the cabin, watching Shan Wei being surrounded by the people of the Shan family, he always held Zhu Wenai in his arms, and did not let the girl be scattered by the crowd of people who hugged him before and after.
The people of the Shan family didn't have time to ask who the woman Shan Wei was carrying, at this time, as long as the Fat Shan could go home safely, where could everyone care about anything else? Even if the Fat Shan said that he had slept with more than a dozen women outside in the past year, and each woman gave him a child, the family would not blame him for doing ridiculous things.
Many people who came to pick up the station under the escalator of the battleship hugged their heads and agonized together with the survivors of the Heavenly Star 16, for a whole year, the people here thought that they were dead, and they thought that they could not go back in this life, and they were naturally extremely excited to meet again.
Joe couldn't stand on the escalator and turned on the entire perceptual gene chain system, searching around for a shadow that he had often thought of in the past year.
What about Du Bing? Qiao couldn't scan the person who picked up the station, and soon found Qiao Yuntang and Sun Zhengzong standing beside him, the iron-faced Adjutant Sun, and the white-haired old man who was the gatekeeper, but Du Bing was the only one missing.
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