Zhuang Shaoyou was frightened by the queen He Lian in a cold sweat, and tried to change the topic: "Queen Mother, I think it's not a way for you to be stuffed in the palace all day!" It's better to get out and walk more! ”

The women of this harem are estimated to be suffocated in the palace, so they think about how to intrigue all day long, saying that it sounds good, but it is spiritually empty, and if it is ugly, it is purely idle! Of course, there is also a political element to this.

When He Lian heard this, she immediately resonated, and couldn't help but say, "Yes! This palace really wants to go out for a walk, but the ancestral system doesn't allow it! If the palace goes out of the palace to play, the courtiers will not be against the sky! ”

When Zhuang Shaoyou saw it, the fish took the bait! So he continued: "Queen Mother! Let's not talk about whether I can go out, let's let the minister tell the story of the outside to the mother! I don't have any other skills, but I've been to a lot of places! ”

Then He Lian said very cooperatively: "Okay! Say it quickly! ”

"Queen Mother, this big man is very big in the world, and there are many interesting places! Although the palace is good, it will be bored after a long time, just like the peony flowers in Luoyang, at first glance, it is beautiful and moving, but if you buy it home and look at it all day long, it will be like the dog's tail grass for a long time, and there is no taste! ”

When He Lian heard this, she suddenly had a lot of sorrow, how could it not be the case when she was elected to the palace! The emperor holds himself in the palm of his hand, the baby is tight! What do you want, grace night and night, and then fight, although Liu Hong is useless, but it is better than nothing, the key is to have the feeling of being a woman, how good it was at that time! It's all that little hoof! Dare to compete with this palace for favor!

Zhuang Shaoyou just got up, observed He Lian's reaction, and saw her leisurely appearance, he was immediately overjoyed, and just wanted to continue, but he saw He Lian's face suddenly become hideous, and he was suddenly startled. Did you say the wrong thing yourself?

"Bang!" He Lian grabbed the tea bowl in her hand, slammed it on the ground, and smashed it, everyone in the room was startled, and the palace maid named Rong'er shouted angrily: "Bold Zhuang Shaoyou, dare to mock the queen is a dog's tail grass!" You deserve death! ”

Zhuang Shaoyou was startled again, why does this little girl always have trouble with herself?

"Okay, Rong'er, General Zhuang also said unintentionally, he was a newcomer, where did he know the past in the palace! Zhuang Shaoyou, you go on! ”

Zhuang Shaoyou secretly breathed a sigh of relief, this He Lian is not like the legendary shrew! So he continued: "Queen Niang, this Han world, thirteen states, each place has different scenery, Si Li doesn't need to say, the queen is the most familiar, the minister is from Liaodong, just tell the story of Liaodong!"

Liaodong, although it is a bitter cold place, but also has a unique charm, the hinterland of Liaodong is a large plain, called Liaoping Plain, Liaoping Plain is fertile, rich in products, ginseng, deer antler and other natural treasures in the Changbai Mountain in the east are countless!

That ginseng is bigger than a radish, and the freshly dug ginseng is all watery! It looks like a tender little doll, people can't help but want to take a bite, the minister once did this, dug up a ginseng in the deep mountains and old forests, it is said that there are thousands of years, the head is thicker than the thighs of the minister, the minister was so excited at the time, he couldn't help but pounce on it and take a bite!

As a result, as soon as I swallowed it, I felt that the blood in my chest was surging, and the whole person was like it was about to explode, and then it was the local man who accompanied him who saw the opportunity quickly, and quickly used the silver needle of acupuncture to stab the minister fiercely, and the minister screamed, and his whole body was full of big holes, like a sieve!

And then that Lang Zhong also asked people to suck their wounds desperately, but the minister was picked up by the dozen or so big men, and sucked on the minister's body, at that time the minister was already delirious, otherwise he would not agree to be sucked by a group of big men even if he died! It's so fucking disgusting! Oh, Niangniang forgive the sin, the minister didn't mean to explode just now... ”

Zhuang Shao danced and opened his mouth, but the queen He Lian was already laughing forward and backward, and the palace maid next to her couldn't help but laugh and twitched, holding back very hard, even the palace maid Rong'er, who was angry for a while, couldn't help but laugh a few times.

Zhuang Shaoyou saw everyone's expressions at a glance, and sighed in his heart, it works to work, but don't let your face out! No way, face and life are more important, of course life is important! So he continued: "After talking about the Changbai Mountain, let's talk about the Bohai Bay, which is called a big one, more than the water in the Yellow River combined!" And the sea is weird!

When the minister went to the beach for the first time, it was when people were sleepy and horses were tired, and when he saw such a big puddle of water, he was so excited that he led the horse to drink water, but the horse said that he didn't drink anything, and the minister said at the time, horses, horses, if you don't drink, you will run out for a hundred miles without water to drink, and there will be no store after this village! But the horses didn't listen to persuasion, and they didn't drink!

The minister thought at the time, why are you so difficult to serve, you little hoof? Giving you water and not drinking it? It's pure under-pumping! If you don't drink and pull down, I'll drink! So the minister took off his shoes and ran into the sea, and then picked up a pool of sea water and poured it into his mouth, coo, but as soon as he drank it, he squirted out a mouthful of "poof", damn, why is it so salty?

The minister thought that his hands were sweating too much and making the sea water salty? So I washed my hands vigorously, and then I picked up a handful of seawater and poured it into my mouth, but it turned out to be "poof!" "Salty and bitter! And the more you drink, the thirstier you get!

At that time, the minister wondered, whose salt was spilled into the sea? Shouldn't it? Such a big puddle of water, so salty, how much salt is this! I'm afraid it's enough for all the people of our Han to eat for hundreds of years, right? At that time, the minister thought, the people on this seaside are really happy, you don't need to add salt to cook, just get some seawater in and boil it! ”

Then Queen He held her stomach and laughed, and the palace ladies in the hall couldn't help it anymore, they all leaned back and laughed, and the queen didn't care and didn't scold them.

Zhuang Shaoyou saw this, the effect was good! So he continued: "Queen Mother, the minister has also been to the land of the south of the Yangtze River, the south of the Yangtze River, it is really beautiful, there are many mountains and rivers and many talents, and the sister paper is called a water spirit!" Uh, no, it's just that it looks watery, and the minister has never tasted it...

The water transportation in the south of the Yangtze River is developed, the merchants gather, a prosperous scene, the land in the field is fertile, the precipitation is abundant, as long as the seeds are sown, in a few months it will be a lot of rice! So the common people are doing well! The tea, silk, and porcelain in the south of the Yangtze River cannot be compared with the goods in our Central Plains。。。

Chen also went to the Ryukyu Islands in the east of my Han Dynasty, where it is located in the middle of the ocean, the weather is unpredictable, just when the sun is still out, a moment of effort began to storm and rain, sometimes the sun is still bright in the sky, this sky is raining, but it is strange!

There are many natives living in the Ryukyu Islands, who claim to be the darlings of the sea gods, and are best at finding all kinds of treasures from the sea, such as the pearl, which is bigger than the eyes of the minister, and the highest coral is higher than the minister, and all kinds of strange fish swim around, but it is fun! The minister once dived down to see, but he was almost bitten to death by a big fish, but fortunately, the minister's life was big, and he escaped a catastrophe. . . ”

"Queen Mother, there is a place called the Great Qin Empire 20,000 miles west of the Han Dynasty, in fact, the real name of the people is the Roman Empire, and the people there have fair skin, blue eyes, golden hair, and they are generally tall. . . ."

Zhuang Shaoyou saw the opportunity to chase and fight, from Liaodong to Liaoxi, to the Bohai Sea, and then from the Bohai Sea to Jiangnan, to the Ryukyus, and then from the Ryukyus to the West, to the Mediterranean, in short, the content in his mind poured out, and the Queen He Lian was leisurely fascinated, and everyone listened quietly, and no one interrupted Zhuang Shaoyou's narration.

I don't know how long it took, there were four slight drums outside, and the palace maid Rong'er couldn't help but persuade: "Queen Mother, it's been four watches, it's time for you to rest, don't get tired!" ”

Then He Lian was also stunned, and before she knew it, it was already four watches? So fast? I used to feel that the night was long and I didn't want to sleep, but why is this night so short? It actually makes people give birth to a lot of reluctance?

Zhuang Shaoyou is also dry and tired, this breath has been pulling for most of the night, and he has emptied the little things in his stomach, and if he continues to talk about it, he will be poor in donkey skills! So he hurriedly said: "Queen Mother, it's almost dawn this day, you should rest early!" ”

He Lian smiled and said gently: "There is General Lao Zhuang, this palace is very happy tonight, I forgot to show you tea, Rong'er, let people pour a cup of tea for General Zhuang, let General Zhuang drink a cup of tea and go back!" ”

"Yes!" The palace maid Rong'er hurriedly went to arrange for someone to pour tea, and after Rong'er went out, the room suddenly fell silent, and after a long time, He Lian said: "General Zhuang is really a person who can coax people!" In the future, when I have nothing to do, I will come to the main palace to sit here and talk to the main palace about the outside affairs! ”

He Lian said, while a breath of indescribable taste surged in her heart, for more than ten years, after crawling and rolling in the palace, intriguing, and defeating all opponents, she found that she was old, and the emperor was tired of herself, it was really sad, if she hadn't been elected to the palace, would she marry an ordinary person from a small family? Living a safe and secure life? Actually, there's nothing wrong with that!

After a while, a palace maid came in with a teapot and poured tea for Zhuang Shaoyou, Zhuang Shaoyou glanced at the palace maid casually, her eyes were instantly dull, it was so beautiful! It's even better than the ink eyebrows!

The seductive eyebrows are always slightly frowned, exuding a faint sorrow, which makes people feel pity! There are also a pair of big eyes that can speak, a casual look can hook a man's soul, delicate melon seed face, cherry mouth, slender goose neck, people want to pounce on it and take a bite, graceful posture, towards Zhuang Shaoyou.

If you ask Zhuang Shaoyou what he will think of when he sees this woman for the first time, Zhuang Shaoyou will definitely say without hesitation: Bed!

"General, please have tea!"