168 Lovely poisonous tongues, people.
Denisha usually seems to have a good temper, but her personality charm is like a whirlpool that can draw others close to her, and her temperament is also very consistent with the whirlpool: calm on the surface, but in fact there is a murderous intention. Cybertron felt that his precious wife and friend would be out of the way in a few moments, and he knew each other too well - swearing by the severed hands and feet, and the smiling Denisha was really not in a good temper.
"Bang~Bangbang~~" Suddenly, flowers were sprinkled in the sky, and two crisp and pleasant children's voices sounded: "The time to reveal the answer is up~~!"
"......?" Cybertron looked up in surprise, and two cute children in black robes and black dresses could be said to have fallen from the sky. Screaming and laughing, he jumped heavily in front of Cybertron and Denissa. The two children have almost identical sweet looks, and they look like siblings or twins?—but this kind of thing, ever since I met Pandaragon Cybertron, I knew that the other world was too unreliable. Both of them have beautiful silver hair like a lake, and they are extremely innocent.
"Big brother, big sister!--Congratulations on pulling out the holy sword!Bang~Bangbang~~" The boy, who looked like a boy, walked up to Cybertron and Denisha and scattered a handful of flowers.
"Toot toot!" blew the celebratory horn twice, and the girl also walked up to the two of them: "Congratulations!
"Uh...... What is there to congratulate?" Denisha asked, puzzled.
"No!—they ...... They're not easy!" Cybertron was shocked.
"What's wrong?"
"They recognized me as a man in an instant!" Cybertron happily patted the two children on the shoulder, bowed his head to the two children, who were about one meter and a half years old, and said, "Well, that's good! I like these two lovely children very much—"
"Oh, big brother and big sister complimented us -- that's a good start, brother. ”
"Yes, sister, let's start then-you have drawn the holy sword, then please fulfill the responsibility of the holy sword~"
"Wait...... Before fulfilling his responsibilities, can you explain it first?" Cybertron frowned, and said, "Did I hear it wrong? Or did you use some kind of sound transmission magic, and the translation was inaccurate? I'm sorry, our Bulkeso people have a relatively high demon resistance-which of you is the elder brother? Who is the elder sister?"
"Ah...... I really didn't expect that the man of Bourkeso would ...... In short, she is the elder sister and I am the elder brother. The boy tilted his head happily and showed a big sunny smile, which Cybertron looked quite cute.
He had no resistance to the action.
"Hmm...... Well, that's just a matter of translation. Cybertron didn't know that the other party was the two perverted twins, so he had a pretty good impression of the twins at the moment: "Let's talk about it then-this holy sword...... What's going on? My wife and I both pulled it out. ”
"Oh~ Big brother and big sister are still married-I'm so shy!"
"I'm so shy!"
The twins smiled, and the elder brother coughed lightly, and said: "First of all, I introduce myself, I am the entity of the calibur sword, called Hansel, it's the elder brother, oh, don't make a mistake about the big brother and the big sister." ”
"Well, I'm a physical embodiment of Excalibur, and my name is Gretel—my sister. ”
"So...... The person who can draw the holy sword is definitely not trivial, and he is definitely the one who is chosen by fate!--I am the elder brother. ”
"And whoever can draw the holy sword should definitely bear the fate he deserves, this is what a good Bourkeso is - I am my sister. ”
"You can start it, our legend has been alive since three ~ thousand ~ years ~ ~ ago! - I am my brother. ”
"And our existence is all the nightmare of evil - I am my sister!"
Cybertron and Denisha looked down at the two of them talking to themselves, Shota and Lori, and for some reason suddenly felt a little irritated.
"I always feel a little brainwashed. Cybertron covered his head and said, "Okay, there's no need to say anything else - we drew the holy sword, so let's ...... next."
"Stupid~egg~" said very businessman feelings in an innocent and cute children's voice, and the so-called fairy words are the most hurtful: "Listen, don't interrupt us again if you cooperate with us - I'm my brother!"
"Stupid stupid big stupid~~ Ahem! Listen, our legend began three thousand years ago. And when you talk to us in the future, you have to use the gentlest voice~ Big brother, you must be able to do it, come, try it~ I'm a sister. ”
No, Denisha next to her is already about to go berserk.
"Are you really Holy Sword?" the corners of Denissa's mouth twitched, which was not a good sign.
"Of course! The holy sword that is like a fake - our legend began three thousand years ago! We helped the Immortal King slay the evil dragon and save the world! Unfortunately, the Immortal King was an idiot, an idiot, the ultimate idiot! We helped him save the world, and we could have stayed with him, only to put us back here. Alas, I'm my brother. ”
"That is, why are we so abandoned so many times that we are innocent and lovely? Our legend began three thousand years ago. There are countless heroes who have seen us, but why don't all of them have the guts to use us? We are not very demanding, we want candy for breakfast. For lunch, we want sweets, for dinner, we want candy - that's enough! Preferably beautiful pajamas, the best olive oil for polishing the sword, the whetstone must be gently sharpened from top to bottom, inside out, with heart, sweat, and sincerity - I am a sister!"
Bala Bala Bala.
Zhengtai and Lori talked to themselves, and their cute appearance was arrogant - even the most disgusting student Cybertron had seen it, and he had served the disgusting school leader. I want to be in school for four years, conscientious and diligent, come early and leave late for the sake of students and the school. Everyone, including myself, thought that they could get the review of the junior title, and the salary was increased by 200 yuan - and then they were squeezed out by the principal's related households. The next day, it took 20,000 yuan to get a junior title, and nagging and listening to other people's nagging are my own profession, and I have long been used to it. It has been three years to evaluate the intermediate title, and two years to the point with the senior title.
Isn't it easy to deal with you bear children? 3,000 years, 300,000 years old, still bear children! Pig teammates, still pig teammates!
But...... Denisha looked like she couldn't take it anymore.