Chapter 92: If you don't run, you will be beaten by Lao Tzu
The little keenly catches a familiar scent.
It sped to the roof of the carriage and saw a red shadow flash like a meteor in the night sky.
At this time, it was already night, and the downtown suddenly broke into a riot.
"The groom of the Xu family was robbed by a monster!"
The little rooster chased after it without thinking, and disappeared with a bang.
Because it concluded that the red shadow flying through the air should be the groom of the Xu family.
Yaya heard the cooing of the little rooster: Chase the weasel, to the west!
"Little brother, the little rooster is going to chase the groom, and we will go to the horn too."
Cang Lingzhou hugged her, performed light skills, and ran after the wind and the moon.
They rushed to the woods in the western suburbs, only to see a thick, foul-smelling yellow smoke and the embarrassed figure of the weasel fleeing.
The little rooster flapped its wings in mid-air, cooing domineeringly.
"If you dare to be a groom, Lao Tzu will stuff your stinky fart into your body and poison yourself!"
"Little rooster, did you scare the weasel away?" Yaya asked.
"That stinky fart king will have weak legs when he sees Lao Tzu, and he will be beaten by Lao Tzu if he doesn't run!" The little rooster snorted angrily.
The groom of the Xu family was lying on the ground.
Cang Lingzhou stretched out his hand to probe his neck vein, and he died!
The little rooster grunted irritably, "He was killed by the stinking fart of the weasel." ”
Cang Lingzhou: "......"
Another innocent injustice.
Yaya saw the ghost of the groom of the Xu family leave the shell, and he looked at himself in horror.
Today is his big day, he has just reached the peak of his life as a husband and wife and beauty, and he died like this.
How does this make him accept?!
"Don't be afraid, I'll ask Brother Bai to take care of you more." The girl was relieved.
"Can you see me?" Xu Gongzi asked in surprise.
"You can see it." She pointed to the little rooster on the side, "The little rooster can see you, too." ”
He sighed, they were all dead, what else was unacceptable?
Cang Lingzhou followed her gaze to speculate on the location of Xu Gongzi's ghost, "Tell me how you were killed." ”
According to Xu Gongzi, he drank too much today, and he went back to the bedroom to see the bride when he was too drunk.
As soon as he reached the door, he suddenly smelled a foul odor and then knew nothing.
It was only at this point that he realized that he had burped.
At this time, black and white impermanence floated over.
When Bai Wuchang saw Yaya, he was so excited that his long tongue flicked again and again, like a drooling Erha.
"Milk doll, we meet again."
He smiled and beckoned, and his other hand pressed hard to keep it from pinching the soft little milk bag.
Yaya kindly reminded: "The hat on your head is crooked, and it's about to fall off." ”
Bai Wuchang felt that the little milk bag was softer and cuter than when they first met.
Actually, I only saw it in the afternoon.
"Milk doll, what's your name?"
Xiao Milk Bao was about to say when Cang Lingzhou pulled her behind her.
The posture of the baby protector.
Although he couldn't see black and white impermanence, he felt a dark wind coming over him, and guessed that black and white impermanence had arrived.
Black Impermanence was so angry by the embarrassing behavior of his friends that his face was as black as charcoal.
"If you're so out of tune, don't say you're my partner."
"I don't want you to be my partner yet." Bai Wuchang was worried that the long tongue in his mouth would scare the little milk bag, so he retracted it neatly, "Milk doll, don't worry, I will help you take care of this little Mengxin." ”
"Thank you." The maid pleaded with her, "He died too unjustly, don't you take him to the underworld, okay?" ”
"It's ......," he was embarrassed.
At this time, Black Impermanence caught Xu Gongzi's ghost.
The little rooster's claws struck a burst of spiritual power, binding the yin spirit back.
The miniature chicken wings stretched out, and they were able to protect a human-like Yin Spirit.
"This yin soul Lao Tzu wants it, ask that dead woman in your underworld to come up to find Lao Tzu!"
Domineering a batch!
Black and white impermanence: "......"
Yaya: "............"
Her little is getting wilder and wilder!
Black and white impermanence look at each other.
Which woman in the underworld?
Black Impermanence suddenly remembered that he was dignified and impermanent, and he was actually bullied by a little rooster the size of a pea?!
It's outrageous!
He wielded the mourning stick viciously and smashed the little rooster to death.
The mourning stick suddenly became infinitely long, and the tiger was vigorous.
The little rooster sneered, and a somersault cloud in the air easily snatched the mourning stick.
Bang bang bang!
beat the black impermanence to the point of urine, crying dad and calling mother.
Bai Wuchang didn't care about the life or death of his little friend, "Milk doll, I'll go back to the errand first, and I'll come to see you tomorrow." ”
Yaya waved her little hand, "Take your little friend back, it's too embarrassing." ”
Bai Wuchang picked up the black pancake impermanence on the ground and left happily.
Xu Gongzi knew that they were great people with great skills, and bowed and thanked them.
Cang Lingzhou brought Xu Gongzi's body and ghost back to the palace.
Then, he instructed his subordinates to go to Jingzhao Mansion to ask if anyone had reported the groom's disappearance recently.
The next morning, the subordinate returned to his life, and there were really four cases of missing grooms in the past month.
However, they all happened in the counties and towns on the outskirts of Beijing.
The girl was angry, "Little rooster, that weasel old Huo Huo bridegroom, very bad!" ”
"Weasels are thieves, they are not easy to find, and they are not easy to deal with." The little rooster was a little worried, "Stinky fart is its most powerful weapon, and I can't resist the smell." No, Lao Tzu will go to the bath again and apply some incense. ”
"You've bathed seven times."
"It stinks so much that I can't eat."
The little rooster swore that he would soak in a large vat of petal water for three days and three nights.
The glamorous hair is bald!
……
Si Shenxing took Si Luoxue and was about to go to Jingzhao Mansion, but saw Si Minghao come back.
She walked over happily and tugged at his coat affectionately.
"Third brother, it's great that you're okay. We're all worried about you. ”
"It's fine." Si Minghao indifferently pinned his arms behind his back and walked forward.
"Third child, since you were arrested, Xue'er is very worried about you, and it is difficult to sleep and eat, how can you ignore Xue'er's sincerity to you?" Si Shen reprimanded unpleasantly.
"Whether she worries about me, what she does, or what she says, it doesn't matter to me."
Siming didn't squint, and he didn't look at her.
Si Shenxing's fist was so hard that he almost smashed it.
Si Luoxue said softly: "Second brother, the third brother has been in prison all night, and he is already very pitiful, don't scold him." Third brother, you are hungry, Steward Cao will bring the meal to your room later, and you go back to the room to bathe first. ”
A sneer slid out of Si Minghao's mouth and left.
At this time, the guards outside came to report that Lord He had come to visit.
Si Minghao had to stop, didn't the He family give up?
Si Shenxing's face was filled with a terrifying anger, "If the He family dares to frame our Si family again, I won't be polite!" ”
Lord He brought He Wenyan in, smiling, just like yesterday.
Not only Si Minghao, but everyone was so shocked that their eyes fell to the ground.
Didn't He Wenyan die yesterday?
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