"Do you know how to draw talismans?"

Yaya looked serious, and asked in a milky voice, "Will you punish demons and eliminate demons?" Will you send those monsters to the sky to explode fireworks? ”

Xiao Jingshu almost choked on the fish bones, "Do you know how to specialize?" You are a Heavenly Master, of course, you are proficient in drawing talismans, punishing demons and destroying demons, and I am not a Heavenly Master. ”

The little milk bag was chewing heavily, "That's not going to be." It's very easy to draw a talisman, I can draw a talisman by drawing casually. ”

The three fathers and sons of the Xiao family: "!! ”

It's really not easy to draw symbols!

"It doesn't count." Xiao Jingshu was a little annoyed.

"Okay, I'll make it simpler." Yaya blinked slyly, "Little brother just taught me a few poems in the Book of Songs, can you memorize them?" ”

"How could I not? Which one? ”

"Pu Jia."

Xiao Yan supported his forehead.

Xiao Jingheng couldn't cry or laugh.

Yaya underestimated the second child!

Xiao Jingshu was almost made to laugh by Xiao Nibao's ignorance and conceit, and was about to recite it, but she stretched out her hand to stop her.

"Anyone can carry it on its back, but it must be carried backwards."

Yaya's watery eyes sparkled.

Xiao Yan and Xiao Jingheng's eyes lit up, Yaya is really not ordinary!

I still remember that when Cang Lingzhou accompanied Xiao Jingheng to study in the study a few years ago, Taifu memorized "The Analects".

Everyone else followed their backs, but only Cang Lingzhou carried his back upside down, and he still had a thief's back.

Xiao Jingshu sneered disdainfully, "How can anyone carry it upside down?" Besides, does it make sense to go backwards? ”

"Don't you know the idiom of reciting backwards?" Yaya asked innocently.

"Of course I do." His expression, speechless, seemed to be looking at a dumb melon.

"I'll let you, you carry the horn first."

"You memorize it first, you memorize it backwards, I will carry it!"

"Those who can't recite backwards like a stream, learn to bark as a dog."

Yaya is crispy and crispy, not only the words are clear, but also the back is very smooth.

Xiao Jingheng clapped his hands excitedly.

Xiao Yan's eyes were full of amazement, and the pampering in his eyes was even more prevalent.

His daughter is smart! Unparalleled in the world!

And Xiao Jingshu's eyes glared incredulously, and his face turned the color of pig liver.

She is only five years old, how can she be backwards?

Suddenly, the girl finished reciting it, "You can recite it quickly." ”

He saw the expressions of his father and eldest brother watching the show, and his lips twitched two or three times.

I memorized two sentences with difficulty, and I couldn't memorize them even if I racked my brains.

"Second Emperor Brother, admit defeat without shame." Xiao Jingheng quipped.

"I haven't tried reversing backwards, of course not." Xiao Jingshu was embarrassed and indignant, "If I recite it for a day, I can also recite it backwards!" ”

"You're the smartest, you're right about anything." Yaya's little milk voice did not hide her sarcasm, "Little brother, I don't require you to be both civil and military, but you should be able to use both civil and military purposes, right?" ”

"What's a double purpose?" Xiao Jingheng asked curiously.

"For example, the right hand writes, and the right hand draws." The little milk bag holds the ribs in one hand and the chicken leg in the other, eating it with relish.

"Ah......h I'll try. He raised his hands, wrote with his right hand, and drew a random flower with his left.

However, the left hand did not listen to the call at all, and may have drawn a piece of indescribable things.

Xiao Yan also tried it, and his two hands were like cramps, how funny and funny they were.

Yaya looked at Xiao Jingshu softly, "Don't you dare to try?" ”

Xiao Jingshu looked at her pure eyes and felt that her self-esteem and self-confidence had been seriously provoked.

Try it!

He raised his hands and hooked his lips with arrogance and disdain, "What's so hard about this?" ”

He is the strongest brain in the Great Zhou Kingdom, what is there that he can't learn?

Take a deep breath and get ready –

Draw with your left hand and write with your right hand!

"Poof!" Xiao Jingheng laughed and thrashed.

"Second child, are you dancing with those two hands?" Xiao Yan smiled so much that his eyebrows folded.

"The two hands of the second emperor brother seem to have some strange disease." Xiao Jingheng has never been so happy.

Xiao Jingshu was irritated by their ridicule, and he didn't believe in evil!

He regrouped, gathered his mind, and tried again!

This time, Xiao Yan and Xiao Jingheng laughed even more.

"You can't do such a simple thing as dual-mindedness, who gave you the courage to call yourself the smartest and most powerful person in our Great Zhou Kingdom? You're worse than me, a five-year-old girl, shame! ”

Yaya's little fingers scrape her cheeks, and her grandmother is very cute.

Xiao Jingshu: "......"

It was as if he had received a critical blow to his chest at the level of tens of millions.

Three liters of old blood spurted out like a water dragon!

Xiao Yan and Xiao Jingheng's eyes intertwined.

Yaya's heavy punch seemed to "beat" Xiao Jingshu into a trance.

Xiao Jingshu walked out like a walking corpse, and the three souls and seven spirits seemed to be pulled away.

"Second Emperor Brother will be fine, right?" Xiao Jingheng was a little worried.

"What can he do? Yaya's doing this is at best a torrential rain, which cannot be compared with a violent storm. Xiao Yan diligently served vegetables to the maid.

The girl slyly chirped.

No one in the world can compare to the little brother!

The second emperor brother, who is accustomed to self-esteem, says those conceited and frivolous words every day, and it is not good!

……

Xiao Jingyuan's high fever did not go away, and he was delirious.

Empress Shen was very worried and asked the imperial doctor how to do it.

The imperial physician suggested that the third prince must be carried back to the dormitory to recuperate, and he could no longer be exposed to the wind and sun.

She sighed helplessly and patted her son on the shoulder to wake him up.

"Yuan'er, what do you think?"

"Is Erchen dying...... The queen mother saves her sons......" Xiao Jingyuan muttered inarticulately.

"As long as you promise the queen mother, take Heng'er as an example in the future, be diligent and hardworking, and no longer be lazy all day, the queen mother will order the palace people to carry you back." Empress Shen said.

"Hmm......" he replied in a daze.

Several of the guards struggled to lift the bed.

At this time, Xiao Yan arrived with Yaya.

"Don't lift it! Put it down! He ordered coldly.

"Your Majesty, Yuan'er is getting sicker and sicker, and she can't stay here any longer......," Empress Shen explained worriedly.

"If I find out that you have been bewitched by the third child and deceived the king, I will not only expel your whole family from the capital, but also prohibit you from practicing medicine!" He glared sharply at the Imperial Doctor.

The imperial doctor knelt down weakly, wiping his sweat tremblingly, "Weichen doesn't dare...... His Royal Highness is young, you are in good health, and you can stay up for two or three days in the wind and sun. ”

Xiao Yan said to Empress Shen: "Did you hear that? ”

Empress Shen was so angry that she didn't want to pay attention to her son anymore, "You can ask for more blessings." ”

"Queen Mother, don't ......leave," Xiao Jingyuan cried miserably, "If you stay here any longer, your son will definitely die." ”

"Your voice is like a bell, it can be seen that you are not very sick." Yaya smiled sweetly, "Brother Sanhuang, I have thought of all the tricks you can think of, you better save some effort." ”

"Third child, if you don't repent of death, then be the owner of the thatched house for the rest of your life." Xiao Yan said coldly.

Xiao Jingyuan saw him leave and was completely panicked, "Father, the son knows that he is wrong...... The sons are willing to change their ways......"

Xiao Yan asked in surprise: "Really?" ”

Xiao Jingyuan expressed his determination, made an oath, and passed the review of Yaya and Xiao Yan, so that he could return to the dormitory.

As long as he keeps pretending to be sick, has a high fever and dizziness, can't he lie down and win for the rest of his life?