"This seat is the master of the Tianluo Gate, the Demon Venerable Mi Xiaoxiao, there are countless spirit stones and fairy crystals in the door, but this seat has now lost the storage ring, and I don't go back, now you just need to give this seat a bowl of noodles to fill my stomach, if you help this seat now, when this seat returns to the sect in the future, I will reward you with the glory and wealth of the ninth generation!"

Li Ling, who was sitting at the door of the beef brisket noodle shop, was snorting at the powder, and looked at the little girl standing in front of him who was dressed in tattered clothes like a beggar, like a white cat in the stove, but she couldn't cover a pair of smart and big-eyed little girls.

Why is this technique so similar to the Qin Emperor's money stalk, which has been popular for a while in the past few years?

What is the new scam?

But then again, since you have asked me, why do you still show a nostrils facing the sky and a commanding appearance?

Are you a beggar, a scammer, or a deliberately dressed up like this to find passers-by to try to react and then secretly take pictures and upload them to short video software to earn topical wandering Internet celebrities?

Li Ling personally prefers a third party, after all, most of the young people nowadays have an Internet celebrity dream, what live broadcasts, spoofs, live and playing little blue birds, plus Li Ling has always hated Internet celebrities, subconsciously waved his hand to Mi Xiaoxiao, who called himself the Demon Venerable, "No money, I can't invite you." ”

But in the face of Li Ling's expulsion, Mi Xiaoxiao did not leave, but squinted her eyes, revealing a look of "Are you underestimating me" and Li Ling stared straight at each other.

After half a ring, he said slowly: "You, don't you believe in this seat?" ”

Mi Xiaoxiao, who didn't realize that she was no longer in the original world, threw the beautifully made and faint glow Demon Venerable Order on her waist in front of Li Ling, and at the same time, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, and she couldn't wait to see him kneel down in front of him with a panicked look after seeing the Demon Venerable Order, kowtow and beg for mercy, and offered a bowl of meat powder with both hands to ask him not to remember the villain and spare his life.

Then he shirked it again, sighed again when he was sweating profusely because he was nervous because he refused to accept the apology, and taught him not to look down on people in the future and snort unhurriedly at the same time, so as to show that he accepted his apology, and this matter was revealed.

The more Mi Xiaoxiao thought about it, the more proud she became, and she couldn't help but look at the pot of hot and fragrant meat in the store, and her saliva was about to flow out!

Suck~

.......

Li Ling looked at the sign that the other party slapped on the table that emitted a faint fluorescence, as if it was cast from resin with phosphor, and then looked up at Mi Xiaoxiao, who seemed to be daydreaming, the corners of her mouth, and her eyes were squinting with a smile, and couldn't help but wonder, what is so funny about this cheap brand at first glance?

So Li Ling glanced at the sign on the table a few more times, the pattern on it should be some kind of text, and there was a domineering black dragon around the text.

Mi Xiaoxiao, who no longer paid attention to the smirk, shouted at the boss who was about to cut the scissors in his hand and smoked in the brisket noodle shop full of people: "Bring me another bowl of noodles, add a string of semi-fat and lean brisket, a string of black belly, and a bowl of radish, spicy and green onions." ”

He hasn't eaten enough yet, as a young man with a good appetite, a bowl of beef brisket noodles with a small amount can only taste at most, and he can't eat enough without two or three bowls of belly.

The boss, who was still cutting meat, looked up at Li Ling, who was sitting outside the store, and answered, indicating that he had received it.

Let the boss add powder, and then look at the other side of the table, Mi Xiaoxiao has not left, she even sat down, sitting straight on her waist, putting her hands on her knees, showing a look of expectation, and even licked her lips that were a little dry and peeling because of the cold weather.

Did she misunderstand something?

Is she really hungry and wants to rub a bowl of noodles?

Forget it, let her rub it.

So Li Ling asked the boss to blanch another bowl of noodles, three yuan of noodles, because this bowl was for Mi Xiaoxiao, so I asked her opinion on the taste.

"It should be spicy, heavy spicy, and green onions," Mi Xiaoxiao, who realized that this bowl of noodles was for her, hurriedly replied, it was so cold outside, there were few clothes on her body, and her physique had deteriorated many times because of the shrinking of her body, and she had lost her cultivation and could not use her spiritual power to keep out the cold, so she had to eat some hot and spicy food to warm up.

As for why Li Ling didn't kneel down and admit his mistakes as she imagined, she didn't mind so much, as long as the main purpose was achieved, people who do big things have always been informal.

Forgive him for being rude.

Li Ling conveyed the taste of Mi Xiaoxiao's bowl of noodles to the boss, and after half a ring, the proprietress who was in charge of being a waiter in the store walked out with a tray, two bowls of noodles and a bowl of radish, Li Ling put the bowl of meatless noodles in front of Mi Xiaoxiao, he naturally ate the meaty, and he was ready to enjoy the radish exclusively.

Mi Xiaoxiao looked at the bowl of soup powder in front of her that was only decorated with a few green onions and chili peppers, and her face that was smiling a moment ago instantly collapsed, and compared with Li Ling's bowl of beef brisket and black-bellied noodles that were delicious at first glance, her face was even worse.

glared at Li Ling, and tapped with his hand the Demon Venerable Order that she had confiscated on the table, and motioned for Li Ling to pay attention to her identity.

I'm a Demon Venerable, and the powder without meat is also for me to eat!

As for why not to say it with your mouth?

Because Mi Xiaoxiao's little mouth has been stuffed with a rich meaty aroma at this moment, the hot and spicy beef brisket powder that can bring her warmth is full, and she can't speak at all!

It's delicious, it's delicious!

After living for so long, Mi Xiaoxiao knows for the first time that a bowl of soup powder that is simple and does not even have a piece of meat can taste so good, it is so fragrant!

I've been completely dominated by this soup powder, and I can't stop it!

........

Li Ling looked at Mi Xiaoxiao and reached out and clicked on the token she put on the table, swallowed the beef brisket powder in her mouth, and said, "Is this for me?" ”

Just like what I saw on the Internet, it is normal for these little Internet celebrities to find passers-by on the street to shoot a show, and after getting the effect of the show they want, it is normal to give passers-by some small gifts and small rewards.

Without thinking much about it, and without waiting for Mi Xiaoxiao to reply, Li Ling picked up the token on the desktop.

Then Li Ling saw the majestic mountains, the huge palaces standing on the top of the mountains, the various ancient buildings of all sizes dotted around, and the huge magic circle that shrouded all the buildings.

This is Tenlomon.

Li Ling thought so, and then his line of sight changed, from the huge buildings looking down from the sky to the bustling world, there are holy mountains suspended in the sky, there are immortal cultivators who fly with a sword and swing Kyushu, there are fire phoenixes that are burning in the sky, there are giant ships that can travel on land, and there are giants who hold giant axes and intend to split the sky........

This is a nuanced detail that no CG can do, and he can even clearly see the dust kicked up on the ground at every step of the giant, and the strange beasts that are so frightened that they can't run away turn into a blood mist at the giant's feet.

Li Ling was obsessed with it for a while, until he saw a tall woman who appeared in front of him at some point, her eyes were closed, and her body and aura seemed to fit in with the heaven and earth behind her.

Without waiting for Li Ling to take a closer look, he saw that she opened her eyes as magnificent as stars, and the two met their eyes.

"Please protect her ......"

————

"Grass!"

Li Ling's brain tingled, so frightened that he hurriedly dropped the token in his hand and returned to reality, this thing is too evil, just now, Li Ling only felt that he was completely seen through by the other party, and he was seen clean inside and out, without any privacy at all.

The heart was beating violently.

Tenlomon ........ What Mi Xiaoxiao said just now can't be true, right?

A demon venerable who fell to the blue star and couldn't go back without money.

What is special is the sudden extra knowledge in my head, the exercise called "Heaven Swallowing Technique".

Li Ling pressed the excitement in his heart, and drank the noodles that had already been eaten, and even the soup was drunk cleanly, not even a millet spicy and chopped green onion, like a cat stealing chickens, Mi Xiaoxiao stretched out the chopsticks that grabbed the beef brisket in his bowl and slapped it open, and asked, "What is your token?" I just saw the majestic and magnificent sect, a magnificent world, and a ........"

Speaking of this, Li Ling was stunned, his brows tightened, what did he see in the end? And what did you do? Is it an individual? Is it a dog? Or is it a cat?

Forget it, forget it completely.

"Hmph," Mi Xiaoxiao withdrew her chopsticks, returned to her original unruly appearance of looking at people with her nostrils, and pouted at the pot of meat in the beef brisket shop next to her, "You asked like this?" ”

Li Lings understands in seconds, he wants to be tested, right?

"Bring me another bowl of noodles, cut the beef brisket for fifty yuan, add spicy and green onions!"

"Blackbelly too!" Mi Xiaoxiao added that he had to eat some of the food he ordered, and it would be too much of a loss to eat only one.

"Then half the brisket and half the black belly."

After Li Ling gave the boss and the scissors in his hand a difficult task, he looked at Mi Xiaoxiao, who was already so proud that he hugged his chest with his hands, and you are not at my disposal, but she didn't seem to be satisfied with a bowl of noodles and a black belly of beef brisket for fifty yuan, and the corner of her eyes was still glancing at his bowl that had not moved, decorated with a few millet spicy and green onions, and then poured with sesame oil on the white radish that looked so tender that it was sweet and delicious at a glance.

Li Ling once again pushed the white radish to Mi Xiaoxiao on the opposite side, and Mi Xiaoxiao was a little more proud when she saw this, but in order to maintain her temperament that she had finally condensed now, she didn't dare to eat as much as she did just now, so she could only sit straight and taste a small half with chopsticks like a high-ranking food critic.

After tasting a small half of the white radish, Mi Xiaoxiao reluctantly put down the chopsticks in her hand, and pulled a paper towel to gently wipe the lip flap that looked a little oily after eating powder just now.

Although I wanted to eat this bowl of white radish directly now, seeing Li Ling's impatient look to get an answer, I still didn't fish him.

After all, even if it is fishing, you have to collect and slip away, and if the line is too tight, it will inevitably affect their relationship in the future.

Of course, this is just a metaphor, not to say that Li Ling is a fish on her hook, this is just an unexpected gain.

This is his blessing.

After wiping her mouth, Mi Xiaoxiao quietly threw the tissue on the unclean ground, and her cherry lips opened lightly, making a beautiful voice like a pearl falling on a jade plate: "You said that you just saw a majestic and magnificent, invincible in the world, unparalleled in the world, and what else did you see outside the Tianluo Gate that can crush all the famous and decent families with your own strength?" ”

"I just added so many adjectives?"

Li Ling said subconsciously, but after finishing speaking, Mi Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows, realizing that she (self-proclaimed) was the master of Tianluomen, so she nodded hurriedly and said, "I just ran into this token.......

"This is called the Demon Venerable Order," Mi Xiaoxiao corrected, "It is the Demon Venerable that belongs to the invincible Demon Venerable in the world, and the Demon Venerable Order that can call on the demon cultivators in the world." ”

Of course, the function of the Demon Venerable Order is not only to call on the world's demon cultivators, it has many uses, for example, the virtual space that Li Ling just entered is one of them, in addition to what other functions are there such as appraisal qualifications and practice inheritance.

"Just now, after I met the Demon Venerable Order, I looked at the majestic Tianluo Gate and the world that was completely different from this, and I seemed to see something again, but I can't remember it at all."

As for the "Heaven Swallowing Technique" Li Ling didn't plan to tell Mi Xiaoxiao for the time being, he was very happy when he heard this exercise, so it was best to keep some eyes on it.

Even if Mi Xiaoxiao is not interested, but if these things are heard by people with intentions, it will be troublesome to have a murder or something.

It's always a good idea to be cautious.

"That should be my Tianluomen's ancestor," Mi Xiaoxiao explained, "If you forget, it means that you don't have any talent for cultivation, which proves that even if you are extremely poor, you can only crawl and roll at the foundation building layer all your life." ”

Mi Xiaoxiao's gaze at Li Ling also became pitiful, and she sighed: "You are a waste material." ”

Although the expression on his face was sympathetic to Li Ling for being a waste, he was snickering in his heart.

Lost, depressed, depressed, sad, hopeless.

Then I will appear in the form of a savior, stretch out my hand to you, pull you out of the abyss of despair, teach you to practice, reinvent you, and turn you from a foundation building waste to a spiritual genius.

Of course, this is not without a price, first of all, you have to be responsible for everything before I restore my cultivation, including food, clothing, housing and transportation, the kind that is supplied with delicious beef brisket powder every day.

In order to express my heartfelt intentions, so as not to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors in the future, I have to offer a spell refined with your own natal essence blood, and life and death are completely at my disposal.

It's really me, it's really bad.

......

There was a lot of information in Mi Xiaoxiao's words, and Li Ling grasped two important points - she came from a world of cultivating immortals, and he was able to cultivate immortals.

So after hearing Mi Xiaoxiao's evaluation, Li Ling's eyes suddenly lit up, and he even said a little impatiently: "That means that I can practice and become a foundation building monk?" ”

This is a cultivator, how many people dream of this?

Even if you can only practice to build a foundation, according to the setting of most urban novels, you can prolong your life, and the left side of the school flower and the right side of the president step on the king of soldiers to the pinnacle of life, right?

Mi Xiaoxiao was stunned, is this person so easily satisfied?

Shouldn't it be lost?

If that's the case, wouldn't the script I've worked so hard to come up with, and the words I've prepared won't be useful!