Chapter 5: The World of Ritual Collapse
Mi Xiaoxiao glanced lightly and said, "According to the customs of this sect, you have to offer me a drink first, then bow down and kowtow, and finally use your natal essence blood to refine the mantra literature." ”
"Refining spells with natal essence blood?" Li Ling sensed that something was wrong, and his intuition told him that it was a big pit, a big big pit, taller than him, and he couldn't climb out if he fell in.
"Well," Mi Xiaoxiao's slightly pointed chin nodded, and she said unhurriedly: "This is the step that must be carried out to enter my Tianluomen, use the spell to light the soul lamp, and only with the soul lamp can you be regarded as a disciple of the Tianluomen, and the sect will give you care, will give training, and can twist into a continuous hemp rope with the sect." ”
"Oh," Li Ling sat down, touching his chin that looked a little prickly, "but as far as I know, you can control my life and death after you get the spell refined with my natal essence blood, and you can even order me to do everything without me being able to resist." ”
It's like the mathematical formulas he learned in school before suddenly came to mind, and Li Ling couldn't say why, but it was always right to say it.
If it's really what Mi Xiaoxiao said, it's okay, it doesn't matter if you offer a spell refined with your natal essence blood, if it's fake, if you have any other plans, you can't offer it, even if you can't practice, you don't hesitate to do it.
Mi Xiaoxiao's heart trembled, and her pupils dilated uncontrollably, how did he know? From which source did you know about it?
"Did I guess right?" Li Ling saw Mi Xiaoxiao's stunned appearance as if she had been pressed to stop the time and stop the pocket watch, and he already had an answer in his heart, so he could only say that he really deserved to be a Demon Venerable?
Although he does not have the unshakable resolute face of a hero, the massive scheming that can support the boat can be said to be not missing a drop of water.
"Let me offer you to refine the incantation with my natal essence blood, you still don't think about it, and it is the same to bow down to you," Li Ling opened the Coke and handed it over, "Come, your apprentice tea, you drink the Coke, and then you blow dry your hair, why don't you dry your hair when it's cold, if you catch a cold, you will feel better." ”
Mi Xiaoxiao was a little wooden and handed over the coke, she couldn't understand how he knew the effect of the spell, and there was obviously no problem with her expression management.
He must be lying to me!
Mi Xiaoxiao instantly understood, it seems that this man is not as honest as he seems on the surface, so easy to deceive, and full of scheming.
Hmph, you're lucky this time, the blind cat met the dead mouse and guessed correctly, and you won't be so lucky next time!
The first step to conquer the world was tragically attacked by Waterloo's Mi Xiaoxiao glared at Li Ling viciously, aimed at the mouth of the can and began to gurgle into it, this is not a drink, it is his blood!
Mi Xiaoxiao couldn't help but burp when she put a can of Coke into her stomach, and after noticing Li Ling's gaze towards her, she hurriedly closed her mouth and straightened her posture, but the upwelling gas also came out of her nostrils, bringing out a huge snot bubble by the way.
Mi Xiaoxiao hurriedly covered her nose and glanced in the direction of Li Ling, he didn't seem to notice his gaffe, and hurriedly wiped his snot clean with his hands and smeared it on the empty jar.
Nothing happened at all.
"Have you ever drunk this drink before?" Holding back not smiling, Li Ling asked curiously, "I thought you would be so frightened by the bubbles of Coke that your face turned pale and you shouted poisonous words." ”
"Do you think I'm a bun who has never seen the world? It's just injecting bubbles into the sugar water, how ignorant is it to be frightened by the cricket coke and turn pale and shout poisonous? ”
Mi Xiaoxiao took the Sprite and opened the ring and took another sip, pursed her lower lip, this Sprite is sweeter, contains less bubbles, and the taste is not stimulated by Coke, I can't say which one is delicious, it can only be said that each has its own characteristics.
"It's a pity," Li Ling was a little disappointed, he still wanted to see the famous scene of the classic Otherworldly people drinking Coke for the first time and being scared of the six gods.
"We equalized."
"What?"
"I want to frame you and make me embarrassed," Mi Xiaoxiao took a small sip of the sweet Sprite, although she made a temporary mistake, it doesn't mean that she will give up so much, there are still many opportunities in the future, Tianluomen is not built in a day, and the same is true for conquering this world.
"Yes, it's leveled," Li Ling smiled, looked at Mi Xiaoxiao, who was biting the can, her eyes were dripping, and she didn't know what the hell she was thinking, got up and went to the bedroom to get a hair dryer, plugged in the electricity and turned on the hot air and handed it to her.
"You use this to dry your hair, so you don't catch a cold for a while."
"Oh," Mi Xiaoxiao took the hair dryer and looked at it, felt the hot air blowing out, looked at the air outlet, saw the coil that burned red, and probably understood how it worked.
The world has a wide range of uses for thunder and lightning.
Mi Xiaoxiao's hair is a little long, almost waist-high, she fiddled with the hair dryer and found that it was not easy to operate, she noticed that Li Ling did not leave and handed him the hair dryer, and said, "Apprentice, come and help this seat blow your hair." ”
"In vain?"
"This seat drank your apprenticeship tea, and the two became a master-apprentice relationship, what are you not my apprentice? Isn't it natural for a disciple to serve his master? ”
When she said this, Mi Xiaoxiao couldn't help but feel a little proud, although she couldn't make you hand over the spell, but it made you invisibly shorter than me, and became a little apprentice waiting for the master, and this game was not too bad.
No, what do you lose when it's all like this?
Win the hemp all!
Proud!
"I don't want this here, what age is it for apprentices to serve their masters?" Li Ling refuted Mi Xiaoxiao's feudal thinking, "Besides, even if you serve, you have to be the master to raise the apprentice, and only by giving the apprentice food can you be eligible to be served, and what is the relationship between us?" It is I who raise you, I am the one who feeds you, wears you, drinks you, and provides you with a place to stay, and you teach me things that is called natural and righteous, and it is a good thing. ”
Li Ling said and pushed back the hair dryer that was steaming with hot wind, "You better come by yourself." ”
In addition to what Li Ling said, in fact, the most important thing is that Li Ling is lazy, usually after taking a shower, his hair is almost wiped with a towel and then he is done naturally, can he not use a hair dryer without a hair dryer, so he doesn't blow his own hair and blows the hair for others?
Dream on!
Even though Mi Xiaoxiao has black and shiny satin-like hair, looking at the softness in it, I want to hold it in the palm of my hand, but I just don't want to get used to her.
"I didn't expect this world to be so polite," Mi Xiaoxiao, who was rejected to blow her hair for her, gritted her teeth with hatred, but she didn't expect that the apprentices here would not even wait for the master who was like a father and mother, so wouldn't she be busy today?
But because of this, Mi Xiaoxiao has another reason to conquer this world.
- When I conquer this place, I must write "The apprentice must blow his hair for the master" on the law!