On the second day of the first lunar month in Nanyue, Li Ling's mother didn't have time to go back to her parents' house, so Li Ling usually did it for her, went to the countryside to see her grandparents, and spent the night there.

But this year is a bit special, there is one more demon Venerable Mi Xiaoxiao from another world in the family, and I don't dare to bring her over to avoid misunderstanding, and I don't dare to leave her here alone to avoid trouble, so I can only go this year.

Villagers always get up early, Li Ling called early in the morning to talk to her grandmother, using the company's need for someone to stay on duty, lest she have something to do to slaughter chickens and add vegetables.

The old man also understood, and hung up the phone after two words of nagging.

At this time, it was only a little past seven o'clock, and Li Ling, who had been working all night, yawned, sleepy, let's sleep for a while, I already knew that Wu Ziping was not in harmony and chatted all night.

This is something that can't be helped, the two old classmates haven't seen each other for a long time, and naturally have endless words, wondering where each other has gone over the years, what they have done, whether they have met new friends, etc.

So after Li Ling sent Wu Ziping back to her dormitory last night, when she got home, she sent a message to the buckle number where her avatar lit up again after many years, and told her that she was home.

Then Wu Ziping replied that she was taking a bath, and then sent a picture of her waist and abdomen stained with water droplets, a waist and abdomen that was slender but not thin, fleshy but not fat, with a beautiful vest line and a small navel.

This supercar is full of horsepower.

It's a pity that Li Ling only cared about appreciating it but forgot to save it, and it was estimated that he was withdrawn without even ten seconds, replaced with a shy expression, and asked him if her abdominal muscles looked good.

After getting Li Ling's affirmative reply, Wu Ziping asked provocatively: You shouldn't have abdominal muscles, right?

No? When you took my car just now, the building was so tight, you couldn't feel it?

Li Ling, who ate Wu Ziping's radical method, slapped his well-defined waist and abdomen with his backhand, and the two of them just opened the conversation box back and forth, chatting and chatting all night.

After saying goodbye to Wu Ziping, he closed the Internet connection, tightened the quilt, and closed his eyes with a smile on his face.

Then I was woken up by the sound of a door slamming.

"Boy, get up! I'm hungry! ”

"Stop arguing, got it!"

Li Ling felt discouraged, this was not the day when he used to live alone, there was one more person in the family, a demon venerable Mi Xiaoxiao who was waiting to be fed.

Reluctantly put on his clothes and pants and got up, and as soon as he opened the door, Mi Xiaoxiao shouted: "I want to eat brisket powder for breakfast, and then you teach me how to use my mobile phone, and then I clean up the room of this seat, and finally practice the exercises of this sect!" ”

This is Li Ling's schedule for today's day, which can be said to be full of arrangements and extremely fulfilling.

Li Ling only felt that his head was big when he heard this, it was so troublesome, especially to clean up Mi Xiaoxiao's room.

When I got home last night, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, and Mi Xiaoxiao, who was nervous and had been playing all night, was already sleepy, and asked Li Ling to arrange a room for her, she was going to rest.

Li Ling's home is a three-bedroom, two-living room, a kitchen and a bathroom, one room Li Ling uses for himself, one room is his parents' temporary no one sleeps, and the remaining room has been used by Li Ling as a utility room, full of express paper, empty drink bottles, old household appliances, bicycles that have not been ridden for a long time and other messy things, and there is no hour to clean up at all.

So Li Ling could only let Mi Xiaoxiao spend the night in his parents' bedroom, and then clean up the utility room for her today, clean her up, and buy a new quilt for her.

Now it's time for Li Ling to fulfill his promise, and he can't escape.

........

After Li Ling washed up, he drove Mi Xiaoxiao to breakfast, which beef brisket noodle shop he ate yesterday can't go, they should be very impressed by Mi Xiaoxiao's dirty appearance yesterday, and now take her to eat powder, in case they mistakenly think that they are a criminal man or something, it will be troublesome to go to the police.

Although you can ask Wu Ziping to help deal with it, it is better to hide than to trouble others.

"The beef brisket noodle shop is not open," Li Ling said to Mi Xiaoxiao, and then pointed to the rice roll shop that opened next to it, "Do you want to eat the rice rolls?" ”

"You're talking about powder made from animal intestines?" Mi Xiaoxiao imagined it for a moment, the strands of intestines were washed and straightened at both ends, and then they were cut into strips with a knife, cooked, sprinkled with chopped green onions and chili peppers, and then poured over the soup, and then a bowl of steaming, fishy-smelling rice rolls was done.

It's disgusting!

Mi Xiaoxiao was so frightened by her thoughts that her face turned pale, and she quickly shook her head: "Can you eat powder made from animal intestines?" Go, go! ”

"What do you want?" Li Ling explained, "How can you use powder made from animal intestines? How high the cost is, this so-called rice roll is made of rice milk like the brisket powder, but the rice roll is rolled up and looks like intestines. ”

"Does that smell of intestines?" Mi Xiaoxiao was still not at ease, "There won't be in there, right?" ”

"How can anyone eat this?" Li Ling laid down the ground support, and walked towards the rice noodle shop after the sheep's head was locked, "It's not the day when the chef Xiaochubby has a nine-turn large intestine and spends a lot of money to eat a golden grain meal." ”

"Nine turns of the large intestine? A meal of gold nuggets? What is that? Mi Xiaoxiao jumped out of the car and followed, "Sounds amazing." ”

"You won't want to know," Li Ling beckoned to the owner of the kitchen, "Two portions of rice noodles, double eggs and meat." ”

After Li Ling finished speaking, he found a place to sit down, as for Mi Xiaoxiao, she seemed to be interested in the smoking drawer-type rice roll machine, standing in front of the glass window and watching how the boss in the kitchen made the so-called rice rolls.

After looking at it for a while, Mi Xiaoxiao's face covered by a mask showed a disdainful expression, sat down in front of Li Ling, and explained to him: "The so-called rice noodles are just a fraudulent gimmick, not even intestines, just roll up the steamed rice milk and call it rice noodles, how arrogant is this?" ”

Li Ling, who was swiping his mobile phone, didn't raise his head and said, "Then what does Lord Demon Venerable think?" ”

"According to this seat, this powder should not be called rice noodles according to the production process, but should be called roll powder or pulled powder."

Li Ling was shocked, and hurriedly gave up his hand in admiration, and said, "It's really worthy of Lord Demon Venerable." ”

"That's nature," Mi Xiaoxiao proudly became proud, but thought that she couldn't be too high-profile so as not to attract the attention of the gods of this world, so she was a little modest, "It's not that this seat is too smart, it's just that you are too stupid, alas....... Why do you have such a disgusting name when there are other better names to replace them? ”

After sighing, Mi Xiaoxiao pulled down her mask, took the disposable chopsticks from the chopstick box, and put some freshly served rice noodles in her mouth to taste it, it was soft and smooth, and the taste was quite good, but it was a pity to have such an ugly name.

It's like a country and a city called a dog, no matter how delicious it is, it's hard to be elegant.

Li Ling smiled, took chopsticks and ate rice rolls, and didn't tell Mi Xiaoxiao that in fact, rice rolls have other names such as rice rolls, pulled noodles, dragon shrine dumplings and so on.

This Demon Venerable is very powerful, and it is also a skill to inadvertently make a room of diners and bosses smile.