Chapter 029: Crooked Hitting is Really Spiritual
Erraizi walked out of the house, washed his hands and face, and entered the house again.
I saw him tear his cheeks open with his two index fingers and make a grimace at Baiqiu, who was probably curious and stared at Erlaizi.
Er Laizi approached Baiqiu and said, "I'm Monkey King, Miss, I'm here to save you." ”
Er Laizi said while loosening the tie for Baiqiu.
However, I didn't expect Baiqiu to run out as soon as he was untied.
I saw Er Laizi go up and give Baiqiu a mouth, and said, "I don't know what to do," Er Laizi pointed to the people in the house, "Don't you see, they are all monsters, if you run out, they will eat you." ”
Baiqiu really stood down, and Er Laizi pushed her to sit down on the edge of the kang and said, "Come, let's play a game." ”
As he spoke, Erlaizi made a rock-paper-scissors gesture.
Baiqiu seemed to remember something, trembling and tentatively stretched out his hand, Er Laizi deliberately lost, and pulled Baiqiu's hand to hit him in the mouth.
Then he started to punch again, Baiqiu was still timid, and tentatively stretched out his hand, Er Laizi deliberately won, so he pinched Baiqiu's face with both hands.
After several consecutive cycles, Baiqiu finally showed a happy smile.
Er Laizi instructed everyone: "What should you do, don't surround here, I'll be fine here." ”
Everyone was very curious when they saw Er Laizi's trick, but when they heard him tell me like this, they all understood what it meant, the so-called "people come mad dogs come to waves", the more people there are, the more angry Baiqiu may be, so they all went out obediently, but they didn't go far, they all hid outside the window, eavesdropping on the movement in the house.
There were only Xiaomei's mother, Er Laizi and the He family left in the house.
Next, Er Laizi asked the Yakzi Niang for a big cake with bud rice noodles mixed with acorn noodles, took a bite in his hand, and sang: "I'll bite the crescent first." Then he handed it to Baiqiu and said, "Here, you bite the top of the mountain again." ”
I saw Baiqiu hesitantly and tentatively took a bite.
Er Laizi took back the cake and took another bite, "I'll bite another sawtooth, and you will bite a sawtooth too." ”
Er Laizi succeeded in making Baiqiu eat the cake again.
In this way, Baiqiu was very happy to be trained by Er Laizi, until Er Laizi wrapped a pillow for Baiqiu to be a child and coaxed her to sleep.
God, God, hell.
The He family, including the yakzi, had to be convinced, and Er Laizi really had a set.
Xiaomei's mother was silent at this time, and I don't know when, she quietly went home.
When Er Laizi left, he proudly said to the He family: "If you can trust me, I will come to treat her every day in the future, and it won't be long before I promise to cure her illness." ”
The He family, including the yaks, didn't say anything more about not being able to say anything, after all, they had just witnessed a miracle.
The mother said gratefully: "Erlaizi, you can eat at my house, if you can cure my girl's illness, I will give you what you want." ”
Er Laizi said: "For a week, your girl will not be sick, I want you to make me a pair of pants." If your girl is completely well, you marry her to me, if she doesn't marry, I will ask Xiaomei to marry me. ”
As soon as he heard this, he was angry: "Er Laizi, don't give you a little face, you just scratch your nose, today I see that you are not less tired, I forgive you, there will be no such good thing in the future." ”
Yakzi Niang said: "According to what you said, a week, if it really works, I promise you a pair of pants, if you really have the ability to completely cure Baiqiu's disease, I really let Baiqiu marry you without a mouth." ”
As soon as Er Laizi heard the spirit, he was not polite, he had eaten a full meal at He's house, and when he went home, he stepped on Yangge steps, humming two people in his mouth, as if happiness was in front of him, and he didn't expect that he was not punished by God, but he was favored.
Er Laizi has never been so excited as he is today, and this is the only time he has shown his face in Xingfutun.
In the evening, he seriously thought about the question for the first time: What is the root cause of the crazy girl Baiqiu's illness? It's about where he starts and whether he can succeed.
Er Laizi is a smart person, he thought of Baiqiu since he was a child, because he was clumsy, he was often intimidated and drunk by her father's stubborn son, but as a result, he became more and more timid and afraid, had no self-confidence, and his personality became withdrawn, and he avoided everyone and closed himself in his own world.
In addition, others may not know who Baiqiu likes, but Er Laizi has seen Xiaopang send her many times, and he has shamed them in front of them, making Baiqiu blush.
When did Baiqiu get sick? That's right, even after Chubby married his daughter-in-law.
"I see, God help me! I deserve to pick up a beautiful daughter-in-law for nothing. ”
The more Er Laizi thought about it, the more excited he became, and he cut wood overnight to make a wooden doll. Early the next morning, I ran to Xiaomei's house to ask for a wrapping cloth.
Xiaomei's mother saw that Er Laizi came to her house early in the morning, she was a little inexplicable, and asked without a good face: "What are you doing at my house?" Why are you afraid that I will pay my debts? Do you think your tricks can really cure Baiqiu's illness? Dream on! Last night was just a mistake by you. ”
"Don't look down on people, if you don't believe it, just wait and see. Mother-in-law, I'm not afraid that you will pay the bills, my second son is self-aware, the toad wants to eat swan meat, we don't have that way, but the crazy girl I have to decide, we are a natural pair. If you want to marry Xiaomei to me, then you can obediently find me a piece of fabric that looks better," Erraizi took out the wooden doll with a grin and said, "See?" I'm going to pack the kids and give them to the minx. ”
Xiaomei's mother swept the wooden doll in Erlaizi's hand with her eyes, this wooden doll was made vividly, thinking that this Erlaizi was really not in vain.
But Xiaomei's mother didn't understand what Er Laizi's intention was to make this wooden doll and give it to Baiqiu.
According to her physical nature, she has never been able to pretend to have doubts in her heart, and she was unwilling to deal with Erlaizi, but she couldn't help but want to know what was going on, so she couldn't help asking: "Erlaizi, what are you doing here?" ”
Er Laizi glanced at Xiaomei's mother smugly, and said matter-of-factly: "This is a secret, don't ask if you shouldn't ask." ”
"If you don't explain it, don't want me to find you fabric."
"You're not looking for it, are you? Okay, let me tell you, when I cure the mad girl's disease, I swear to God, I will come to recognize you as a mother-in-law, if you don't marry Xiaomei to me, my second son can do anything, and when the time comes, I will bring you a raw rice to cook ripe rice. ”
Xiaomei's mother wanted to refute, but after all, she was grabbed by Er Laizi by a small braid, and her throat and eyes seemed to be choked by something, and she was speechless.
She wanted to get rid of this scoundrel quickly, so she had to obediently find a good wrapping cloth for Er Laizi.
Er Laizi wrapped the wooden doll at Xiaomei's house, this kid is really careful, this wooden doll was wrapped by him, and if he didn't identify it carefully, it really looked like a baby in swaddling clothes.
After wrapping it, Er Laizi kissed the wooden doll and went to He's house happily.