Chapter 298: Joke
As soon as these words came out, Ning Hao, Wang Kai and Lin Yiya all breathed a sigh of relief, and Jiang Changsheng scolded Ning Hao: "You don't usually exercise much, but your heart is quite big, and you climb the mountain when you come up."
This is only halfway up, and there is still half an hour to the main peak with the eagle peak monument.
Later, you have to go down the mountain, and it will take more than two hours to go back and forth, can you hold on? ”
Ning Hao leaned on the big stone, looked at the scenery under the mountain, and couldn't help but say: "Don't be afraid of floating clouds to cover your eyes, and you should look at the scenery for a long time." ”
The two poems were put together by him, and Jiang Changsheng scolded with a smile: "Your mouth is full of slips, you want to go to graduate school!" ”
Ning Hao's eyes lit up, "Your words are good, put them in the script, it will definitely have a comedic effect." ”
This sentence is a line from Crazy Racing, and Ning Hao has not yet started to create this movie.
Jiang Changsheng saw that Ning Hao still had strength to spare, and Wang Kai also eased up, so he didn't say anything, anyway, he could take care of Lin Yiya.
The group rested for five minutes, drank some water, and continued their walk.
After walking for another ten minutes, seeing that Lin Yiya's face was not very good, Jiang Changsheng was worried that she would suddenly exercise too much, which would not be good for her health, so he walked over, squatted in front of her, and carried her on her back.
Lin Yiya clamped her legs around Jiang Changsheng's waist, gently wrapped her hands around his neck, and rested her head on Jiang Changsheng's back, with a happy smile on her face.
Yang Mi looked at Lin Yiya enviously, but she knew the severity and was not jealous at this time.
Ning Hao saw Jiang Changsheng carrying a woman of about 100 catties on his back, walking up the mountain like a fly, and blurted out a sentence of national quintessence: "Lying in the groove Nima, Jiang Changsheng, your body is really an animal." ”
Liao Fan had long been surprised, he shrugged his shoulders and said: "Back then, in the hero crew, Jiang Changsheng could film day and night, Li Lianjie was tired and paralyzed every day, but Jiang Changsheng was like a nobody, and he still had the leisure to cook and improve the food.
Many people say that Jiang Changsheng's brain is the most valuable, but if I had to choose, I would like his body. ”
Jiang Changsheng smiled: "Get out of the way, you want my body, is this disgusting?"
I was worried that the rat would bend off, but now it seems that you Liao Fan is a dangerous person. ”
Everyone laughed, in fact, among these people, the easiest to bend should be Wang Kai, this guy will play a sissy in the ugly girl invincible in the future, and the performance is very expressive, which can be said to be a true performance.
Everyone slowed down, it took about 20 minutes, to come to the Eagle Peak monument, the altitude here is 465 meters, generally come to climb the mountain, after playing here for a while, will return.
As for the highest peak, it is 1,153 meters above sea level, and it takes 2 hours to climb up, which is obviously not suitable.
On the mountainside of the eagle peak monument, there is an ancient building Eagle Peak Villa, Jiang Changsheng put down Lin Yiya, and everyone began to wander around the villa at will, taking pictures of all kinds.
There is also a Chaoyang Guanyin Cave not far away, and Yang Mi also went over to worship.
She was influenced by Fan Bingbing and also wanted to give Jiang Changsheng a child, but unfortunately she never won the bid.
Yang Mi also guessed the extraordinariness of Jiang Changsheng's body, and discussed it with Fan Bingbing in private, after all, there was never a measure, but it has been fruitless.
Or Zheng Shuangling talked to everyone in private, let everyone go with the flow, and all talents were better.
It's just that everyone hasn't talked about this on the surface, but in private they still engage in some superstitious things.
Fan Bingbing himself did not eat less home remedies, and he also went to various temples.
When Yang Mi saw Guanyin, she subconsciously wanted to worship.
I didn't want Lin Yiya to come over, she also wanted to worship, Yang Mi asked, "You haven't slept with Changsheng, what's the use of worshipping this?" ”
Lin Yiya was a little surprised: "Have I ever had that, is it obvious?" ”
Yang Mi nodded: "It may not be obvious to be with other people, but I have slept with Changsheng, it is very obvious, your physical fitness is so poor, it is obvious that Changsheng did not move you." ”
Lin Yiya nodded as if she didn't understand, and she took the initiative to say: "Let's worship together, there is great power in many people, and two people provide more power than one person." ”
Yang Mi did not refuse, she was very sincere, according to the standard process she had learned, and worshiped Guanyin.
After the ceremony, he also drew two hundred-yuan bills and threw them into the merit box.
Yang Mi took Lin Yiya's hand and said, "Let's go, I'll give your share together." ”
Everyone played here on the mountainside for half an hour, and then went down the mountain together.
Jiang Changsheng saw the envious look in Yang Mi's eyes, and when he went down the mountain, he carried Lin Yiya for ten minutes, and then began to carry Yang Mi.
When he picked up Yang Mi, Jiang Changsheng said with a smile: "Mimi, you have to eat more, it's too thin, 166 is less than 90 pounds."
If you're too thin, especially your buttocks, you need to practice more. ”
Yang Mi was originally carried by Jiang Changsheng, and she smiled happily, and slapped Jiang Changsheng when she heard the words: "Shut up, you!" I don't know how many women envy the figure of the old lady, and men are greedy.
It's cheap for you, and it's picky. ”
Saying this, Yang Mi still made up her mind in her heart, and after she went back, she would ask Fan Bingbing and Liu Yifei for advice on how to train her buttocks.
She knew Jiang Changsheng's preferences, and she had also practiced buttocks, but the effect was not obvious.
On the way down the mountain, Jiang Changsheng switched Yang Mi and Lin Yiya on his back, he was in good health, he didn't feel tired, but felt very comfortable, after all, they were both big bear girls, very soft.
It took more than two hours to go back and forth, and the mountain road was still very rugged, even Liao Fan, who had good physical strength, was also tired.
Wang Kai and Ning Hao were even more like dead dogs, feeling like they were about to collapse.
Only Jiang Changsheng, carrying the woman up and down on his back, was still in good spirits and had no sense of fatigue.
After walking down the mountain, everyone sat on the park bench to rest, and Ning Hao began to talk poor again: "Changsheng, you are not fair, obviously there are three beauties, you only carry two of them."
Wang Zhi was left alone.
Looking at Wang Zhi's sad appearance, I can't stand it anymore! ”
Wang Zhi immediately blushed, she looked at Jiang Changsheng, and she didn't even deny Ning Hao's words.
Jiang Changsheng said with a smile: "Okay, from here to the gate of the park, there is still a distance of seven or eight hundred meters, I will carry Wang Zhi, do you want to carry one of the rats?" ”
Ning Hao looked at Jiang Changsheng in disbelief: "And this good thing?" ”
Lin Yiya and Yang Mi said in unison: "I don't agree!" ”
Jiang Changsheng patted Ning Hao's shoulder: "Look at it, don't say whether you have physical strength, even if you want to carry it, there is no beauty willing to carry it." ”
Ning Hao slapped Jiang Changsheng's palm away: "You are really cheap, I really want to beat you." ”
Liao Fan is a true arch fire master: "Fight, mouse, go up bravely, remember to lie down in advance, and you can also pay for a meal." ”
Ning Hao: "......"
Jiang Changsheng smiled happily, he pointed at Wang Kai and said, "Mouse, I just asked you to carry Wang Kai, you see that he is tired."
It's all your bad idea, you want to climb the mountain, Wang Kai is a newcomer, even if he doesn't have enough physical strength, he doesn't dare to refuse.
Look at the tossing you tossed him, you can't say it without reciting it. ”
Wang Kai originally wanted to refuse, but when he saw Jiang Changsheng winking at him, he immediately stopped talking.
Ning Hao still wanted to refuse, Jiang Changsheng continued: "Mouse, you speak for Wang Zhi, I don't say a word, I promise to carry her, I speak for Wang Kai, how can you push back."
It's not exciting! ”
Everyone could see that Jiang Changsheng was joking with Ning Hao and wanted to tease him.
Yang Mi even took out her camera and prepared to shoot.
Ning Hao struggled for a moment: "Can that be the same?" You are carrying a fragrant and soft beauty, and I am carrying a big man, which is not fair. ”
Jiang Changsheng pretended to be puzzled: "What's the difference, aren't they all surnamed Wang?" Otherwise, you ask Wang Zhi if she is willing to carry it for you. ”
Ning Hao looked at Wang Zhi, and Wang Zhi directly tilted his head and didn't look at him.
Everyone laughed, Ning Hao Huo went out, scolded Jiang Changsheng, and came to Wang Kai to carry him.
Wang Kai leaned up in embarrassment, but Ning Hao was too short, Wang Kai was on his back, but his feet were still on the ground.
Ning Hao took a few steps forward with difficulty, and Wang Kai secretly put his feet on the ground to exert force in order to reduce Ning Hao's burden, and the scene was a little funny for a while.
Yang Mi's camera recorded this hilarious scene.
Jiang Changsheng said: "Okay, just mean it, mouse, this is a precious picture, and when the horror cruise ship is broadcast, it can be taken out as a tidbit for publicity." ”
Ning Hao panted and spat on the ground in front of Jiang Changsheng: "Phew, Lao Tzu is a movie that has no box office, and he won't use this paragraph as a publicity stunt." ”
Jiang Changsheng saw that Yang Mi was still filming, and immediately smiled and said nothing, Ning Hao, this guy, is destined to be slapped in the face.
Seeing that Jiang Changsheng was about to carry Wang Zhi, Ning Hao had an idea, and wanted to retaliate, so he let out a somewhat obscene laugh.
"Hehe, Changsheng, it's so boring for you to carry Wang Zhi like this."
"How do you carry that?"
"I think it makes more sense for you to have Wang Zhi on your back and hold another one in front of you."
Ning Hao This is a typical self-discipline, he thinks that it will be more tiring to let Jiang Changsheng hold one more, or Liao Fan knows Jiang Changsheng better, he said directly: "Mouse, are you taking revenge on Changsheng, or are you rewarding him?" ”
Ning Hao insisted: "Don't worry about it, that's it!" ”
Jiang Changsheng did not refuse, he picked up Wang Zhi on his back, picked up Yang Mi again, and walked forward easily.
Because Jiang Changsheng wanted to hug someone, his hands did not tie Wang Zhi's legs, in order to stabilize it, Wang Zhi's legs were coiled on Jiang Changsheng's legs, very hard.
The upper body was also tightly attached to Jiang Changsheng's back.
Jiang Changsheng strode forward without effortlessness.
In less than ten minutes, everyone came to the gate of the park, Yang Mi was still unfinished, she said very bluntly: "This distance is too short." ”
Wang Zhi got off Jiang Changsheng's back, she was also reluctant, she smelled the sandalwood fragrance on Jiang Changsheng's body, it was very comfortable, and it made people feel calm.
Seeing the drunken appearance of the two beauties, Ning Hao felt that he had miscalculated, and he said to Liao Fan: "You still know my senior brother." ”
Liao Fanxin said, I have collaborated with him on several plays, can I not understand?
However, he didn't speak on the surface, because Jiang Changsheng said: "Today's event was organized by rats, and he told me that he wanted to invite everyone to Lijia Restaurant for a good meal."
The private rooms are all booked! ”
Ning Hao suddenly had a bitter face, there was no dinner party at all in today's event, which was obviously Jiang Changsheng wanting to kill him.
This made Ning Hao, who was slamming the door, very uncomfortable, you must know that he went to heaven and earth at the invitation of Xu Zheng!
Helplessly, Jiang Changsheng coaxed him, he was restrained, and he had to treat him with tears.
(End of chapter)