Chapter 17: Dimples

During this time, there were rebellions in several states, and Emperor Wu of Zhou was busy with political affairs, rarely going to the harem, and rarely caring about his sons. Since I encountered it today, let's take care of it by the way.

Emperor Wu of Zhou took his sons to the Imperial Garden. From the third prince began to care. To say that it is caring, in fact, it is to investigate the homework.

Zhao Yao, who was sitting at the end, lowered his little head, and his little face was full of lovelessness. He knew it was going to be like this. He regretted watching the play, he shouldn't have watched the seventh brother and the ninth brother fight. Really, when the seventh brother and the ninth brother fight, can't they choose a place where only the two of them are, and they will be implicated.

The Eighth Prince noticed Zhao Yao'er's chatter, raised his hand and gently touched his arm, and asked in a low voice, "Tenth brother, are you okay?" ”

Zhao Yao raised his head and said to the Eighth Prince with a bitter face: "Not good, I'm very bad." ”

The Eighth Prince knew that Zhao Yao was afraid of something, and smiled at him soothingly: "It's going to be fine." ”

Zhao Yao could only respond to this by giving the eighth prince a dry smile.

The homework of the three princes is still good, and they have passed the assessment of Emperor Wu of Zhou. Not to mention the four princes. The homework of the fifth prince is also not bad, and the homework of the sixth prince is a little worse, but he also passed the assessment.

When it was the turn of the Eighth Prince, Emperor Wu Zhou's attitude immediately changed, and his face was colder than just now. For the son of the Eighth Prince, Emperor Wu of Zhou did not like it. Back then, Emperor Wu of Zhou was drunk, and the mother concubine of the Eighth Emperor took the opportunity to climb onto the dragon bed. The mother concubine of the eighth prince originally thought that if she was pregnant with a dragon seed, she would be able to fly on the branches and become a phoenix, but unfortunately Emperor Wu of Zhou hated people like her the most.

Even if the mother concubine of the eighth prince gave birth to the eighth prince, Emperor Wu of Zhou did not promote her to become a concubine. The so-called love for the house and Wu, and at the same time hate the house and Wu, Emperor Wu of Zhou did not like the biological mother of the Eighth Prince, and even did not like the son of the Eighth Prince.

The Eighth Prince's cold attitude towards Emperor Wu of Zhou had long been accustomed to it. He pretended to be frightened and stumbled to answer Emperor Wu Zhou's question.

Emperor Wu of Zhou saw that the Eighth Prince was so timid, and he disliked him even more, and after asking a few questions, he waved his hand to let the Eighth Prince retreat.

When the Eighth Prince returned to his seat, his face was a little pale, and Zhao Yao smiled slightly at him. The Eighth Prince smiled back with a weak smile.

"Little Ten, come here."

Zhao Yao chuckled in his heart, then stood up and walked in front of Emperor Wu of Zhou with heavy steps.

Emperor Wu of Zhou couldn't help but smile when he saw his youngest son's tragic appearance of going to the battlefield: "Why, are you so afraid of seeing me?" ”

"No, no, no ......" At this time, he really didn't want to see his father.

"Come here." Emperor Wu of Zhou beckoned to Zhao Yao and motioned for him to come closer.

Zhao Yao stubbornly walked in front of Emperor Wu of Zhou. As he expected, his face was pinched.

As if he had found some fun toy, Emperor Zhou Wu kneaded and rubbed his youngest son's fleshy little face in various ways.

Zhao Yao's little pink carved face was rubbed and deformed by Emperor Wu of Zhou.

Emperor Wu of Zhou pinched his youngest son's chin and ordered improperly: "Give me a smile." ”

Zhao Yao: "......"

"Little Ten, give me a smile."

Zhao Yao was speechless for a while, and then asked, "Do you want to give money?" "Let him laugh, at least give money.

Emperor Wu of Zhou didn't expect Zhao Yao to say such a thing, and he was stunned. After half a ring, he came back to his senses and asked with a smile, "How much do you want?" ”

Zhao Yao raised a finger.

"A penny?"

"Consistent money." As a prince, his smile has to be worth the same amount of money, otherwise he will be too sorry for his status as a prince.

"If you smile well, I'll give you the same money." Emperor Wu of Zhou poked the corners of Zhao Yao's mouth, "Come, give me a smile." ”

As soon as he heard that he was really given ten times of money, Zhao Yao immediately laughed, and a cute dimple appeared at the corner of his left mouth.

Seeing the dimple on the left corner of his youngest son's mouth, Emperor Wu of Zhou was slightly stunned, and then poked his dimple with his hand.

"Father, don't poke again." Zhao Yao was very dissatisfied with Emperor Wu of Zhou's dimples that kept poking him, "If you poke again, the dimples will get bigger." ”

Zhao Yao's words made Emperor Wu of Zhou stunned, and his face unconsciously showed a look of nostalgia. When he was a child, he liked to poke the dimple on the left corner of his eldest brother's mouth, and the eldest brother also said that his dimple would be poked bigger.

"If you want to poke it, just poke it to the right, maybe you can poke out a dimple." Zhao Yao has always been very dissatisfied with the fact that he has a dimple. For him, two dimples are right. There is only one dimple, asymmetrical. When he's usually fine, he likes to poke the right corner of his mouth, hoping to poke out a dimple.

Emperor Wu of Zhou poked the corner of Zhao Yao's mouth on the right side: "Little Shi, I heard what Mr. said, you can't study." ”

Belch......

Zhao Yao's heart tightened, and he said stubbornly: "My son is stupid. ”

Emperor Wu Zhou's hand kept poking at the corner of Zhao Yao's right mouth, and he said with disgust: "How can I have such a stupid son as you? ”

"The son is stupid."

"I am extremely smart, and the sons I give birth to are all smart, but you are not smart." Emperor Wu of Zhou said helplessly, "You really don't look like me at all." ”

Zhao Yao complained in his heart, I'm really sorry for you.

"Father, if you stuff me back and let my mother give birth to me again, maybe I will become smarter."

Zhao Yao's words were also unexpected by Emperor Wu of Zhou, and he laughed: "Hahahahaha......" He reached out again and poked his youngest son's forehead, and said with a smile, "With your stupid appearance, you won't be smart if you are reborn." ”

"My son wants to be smart, but my son wants to sleep as soon as he reads." Zhao Yao said that he was extremely aggrieved.

"You're still wronged." Emperor Wu of Zhou pinched his youngest son's face, then let go of him and let him stand, "If you don't answer well, I will punish you." ”

"Father, you don't have to test me, just punish me." Zhao Yao said very knowingly.

"I'll test you first."

"Then you can take the test."

Next, Emperor Wu of Zhou asked, and Zhao Yao replied. Zhao Yao could only answer half right.

Emperor Wu of Zhou flicked his fingers on Zhao Yao's forehead and said, "You are really stupid." ”

Zhao Yao pursed his lips and said, "I said it all, let you punish me directly, you have to test me...... It hurts...... "Before he finished his words, his face was pinched by Emperor Wu of Zhou again.

"You're still reasonable."

"My son doesn't dare."

"The Analects is so simple, but you can't memorize it." Emperor Wu of Zhou stretched out his hand and pulled Zhao Yao's fleshy little face, and said with a smile, "In this way, you copy the Analects a hundred times." ”

"What?!" Zhao Yao exclaimed.

"Copy it a hundred times, and you should be able to memorize it." Emperor Wu of Zhou patted his youngest son's little face gently, but the words he said next were extremely cruel, "If you can't remember it after copying it a hundred times, then copy it two hundred times." ”

"Father, kill me directly." What kind of joke, copying the Analects a hundred times, doesn't this cost him his life? "Ouch......" he flicked his forehead again.

"Honestly copy it a hundred times for me, and I'll check it."

"Father, I just started reading, I can't write a lot of words, you let me copy it a hundred times, I want to copy it until the Year of the Monkey."

"Yes, it will also use the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Month." Emperor Wu of Zhou said, "I will give you a month, and if you find someone to copy it for you, I will ask you to copy it five hundred times." ”

Zhao Yao, who was trying to ask the Eighth Emperor to help him copy just now, froze, and he said helplessly: "It's too cruel, Father, you treat me like this, won't your conscience hurt?" ”

"No, it won't." Emperor Wu of Zhou patted his youngest son's head, "Get down." ”

"Father, can we have a discussion?" Zhao Yao smiled flatteringly at Emperor Wu of Zhou, "I don't want the money I had just now, so you can punish me less, punish me for copying fifty times, okay?" ”

"I didn't tell you the money." Emperor Wu of Zhou said in disgust, "The ugly thing you laughed just now is dead, and I am not satisfied." ”

Zhao Yao was shocked by Emperor Wu Zhou's shamelessness: "Father, how can you not talk without words." ”

"Quarrel again, copy it two hundred times."

When Zhao Yao heard this, he was so frightened that he closed his mouth tightly, but his little face was full of anger.

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Zhao Yao returned to his seat hatefully. He scolded in his heart, he knew that his father, a shameless bastard, would not let him go, and he copied the "Analects" a hundred times, did this mean that he would cut off his hand, it was really too much.

Emperor Wu of Zhou has been out for a while, and it's time to go back and review the folds. That's all he cares about his sons, after all, he has a lot of opportunities.