Chapter 85: The Second Update

The more Zhao Yao cried, the more fierce he became: "My father bullied me ......"

Emperor Wu of Zhou was a little panicked, and while wiping Zhao Yao's tears, he coaxed stiffly: "I'm playing with you." ”

Sun Kui saw Emperor Wu of Zhou wiping Zhao Yao's tears, and the little face of His Royal Highness Ten became redder and redder. I really couldn't stand it, so I hurriedly went to get a towel handkerchief.

"Your Majesty, wipe it with a handkerchief."

Emperor Wu of Zhou took the yellow towel handed by Sun Kui, which was made of high-quality silk and did not hurt when rubbed on his face.

"You're a man, you can't cry."

Zhao Yao sobbed and choked: "I'm not a man, I'm a child, children can cry." ”

He glared at Emperor Wu of Zhou with accusatory eyes, "It's Father Emperor who hurt me, why can't I cry?" ”

"It's all your fault, and you still blame me." Zhao Yao looked aggrieved, "Father, you are too bad." ”

"Okay, well, my father shouldn't hurt you." Emperor Wu of Zhou coaxed gently, "Don't cry, okay?" ”

"Not good." Zhao Yao said very loudly, "I'm going back to find my mother." ”

Emperor Wu of Zhou picked up his youngest son, let Zhao Yao sit on his lap, and deliberately scared him: "If you cry again, I will punish you for copying the Analects again......"

Before he could say anything, Zhao Yao cried "wow", crying even more fiercely.

It was obviously his father's fault, so why did his father punish him for copying the Analects.

Emperor Wu of Zhou was completely panicked at this time, and looked at Sun Kui for help.

Sun Kui's mind turned fast, and he immediately went out to ask Sun Doudou to bring some snacks.

Emperor Wu of Zhou hurriedly said: "If your father scares you, I won't punish you for copying the Analects." ”

This sentence did not make Zhao Yao stop crying, "Woo woo woo ......"

At this moment, Sun Kui walked in with a plate of dim sum.

"Your Highness the Tenth, the slave maid brings your favorite snack, you can taste it."

He picked up a piece of dim sum and handed it to Emperor Wu of Zhou.

Emperor Wu of Zhou took the snack and fed it to Zhao Yao's mouth: "This is your favorite jujube paste cake." ”

Zhao Yao turned his head and didn't want to eat.

Seeing this, Emperor Wu of Zhou directly fed the jujube mud cake into Zhao Yao's mouth.

"Your Majesty ......" Sun Kui was just about to open his mouth to stop it, but Emperor Wu of Zhou had already stuffed the jujube paste cake into Zhao Yao's mouth. He looked at it worriedly, for fear that Zhao Yao would be choked to death.

Emperor Wu of Zhou was still a little measured in his heart, and instead of stuffing the whole piece of jujube paste cake into Zhao Yao's mouth, he stuffed a small part into it.

Zhao Yao was angry and didn't want to eat the jujube cake, and was about to spit it out, but he heard his father say: "If you spit it out, you are not allowed to eat the jujube cake in the future." He added, "You won't be allowed to eat any snacks in the future." ”

After Zhao Yao heard this, he forgot to cry and stared at a pair of eyes.

"You eat the jujube paste cake now, and you can continue to eat dim sum in the future." Emperor Wu of Zhou threatened, "Do you want to eat?" ”

Sun Kui: "......" Ouch, my emperor, do you coax children like this?

This threat is very useful to Zhao Yao.

Zhao Yao glared at Emperor Wu of Zhou fiercely, and immediately ate the jujube paste cake in his mouth vigorously. He chewed very hard, like he was biting someone.

After Zhao Yao finished eating, Emperor Wu of Zhou stuffed a piece of jujube paste cake into his mouth.

Zhao Yao was choked and coughed violently.

Emperor Wu of Zhou hurriedly grabbed the tea cup on the imperial table and fed Zhao Yao water.

Zhao Yao drank several sips of tea before he stopped coughing.

"Keep eating." Emperor Wu of Zhou pointed to a plate of dim sum placed on the imperial table, "This plate of dim sum is yours." As he spoke, he suddenly thought of something and instructed Sun Kuidao, "Go and prepare a bowl of sugar water." ”

As soon as he heard the word "sugar water", Zhao Yao's eyes instantly lit up, and then he thought of something, and looked at Emperor Wu of Zhou vigilantly: "Father, you won't put coptis in sugar water again, right?" ”

"Not this time. However, if you still cry, I will let you let the coptis go. ”

Zhao Yao: "......" Why does he have such a bad father?

Sun Kui: "...... Emperor, you just tease the ministers with evil taste on weekdays, why do you still tease His Royal Highness the Tenth." Put Coptis chinensis in the sugar water of His Royal Highness the Tenth, is this something that a normal father can do?

"Are you still crying?"

Zhao Yao didn't dare to cry if he wanted to. If you cry again, not only will you not have snacks to eat in the future, but you will also have to drink sugar water with Coptis chinensis.

"Don't cry anymore."

"That's good." Emperor Wu of Zhou turned his head and looked at Sun Kui and said, "Go and bring the sugar water." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Suddenly, Sun Kui came back with the sugar water he had just made.

Emperor Wu of Zhou took the sugar water and did not rush to give it to his youngest son to drink, but tasted it first. Seeing that the sugar water was a little hot, he scooped it with a spoon and blew it.

When the sugar water was a little cold, he fed Zhao Yao to drink.

The sweetness of the sugar water made Zhao Yao's little face smile with a happy smile.

Seeing that after his youngest son drank sugar water, a pair of eyes turned into crescent moons, Emperor Wu of Zhou laughed and said, "Is sugar water so delicious?" ”

"Delicious, sweet!" Zhao Yao likes to eat sweet things. As long as you eat something sweet, you will become happy.

"If you eat too much sweet things, worms will grow in your teeth, and bugs will eat your teeth, and you won't be afraid?"

"I'm not afraid of bugs."

"Don't cry when you lose your teeth."

Zhao Yao retorted unconvinced: "I won't cry." ”

Emperor Wu of Zhou said jokingly: "Who was crying just now, puppy?" ”

"If it weren't for your pinch and hurt me, I wouldn't have cried." Zhao Yao said angrily, "Father, you are the culprit." ”

"Yo, yes, I know the culprit." Emperor Zhou Wu said with a smile, "It seems that I have been studying hard during this time." ”

At the mention of the word "reading", Zhao Yao couldn't help but feel nervous, and looked at Emperor Wu of Zhou with wary eyes: "Father, you won't punish me for copying books again, right?" ”

"I asked you to copy the Analects a hundred times before, have you finished copying it?" Emperor Wu of Zhou deliberately said with a straight face, "If you don't finish copying, I will punish you for copying it a hundred more times." ”

"I'm almost done." Fortunately, there was a starling to help him copy it, otherwise he wouldn't be able to copy it on his own. If he can't finish copying it, he has to copy it a hundred times, and he will never finish copying it.

"I'll check." Emperor Wu of Zhou pretended to be stern and said, "If you fool me, I will never spare you!" ”

Zhao Yao was a little weak-hearted, and his face unconsciously showed a look of fear.

When Emperor Wu Zhou saw it, he hurriedly put away the serious expression on his face and continued to feed Zhao Yao to drink sugar water.

Zhao Yao drank the sugar water and continued to eat jujube paste cake.

Looking at the appearance of his youngest son holding the jujube paste cake in both hands, lowering his head and eating little by little, Emperor Zhou Wudi's heart felt soft.

Sun Kui on the side also looked at Zhao Yao eating with a loving face.

His Royal Highness Ten is so cute.

A plate of dim sum was quickly eaten by Zhao Yao.

"Hiccup......" Zhao Yao burped.

"Full?"

"Actually, I can still have another plate of dim sum." Eat snacks, he will never be full.

"No, don't eat any more."

Zhao Yao pursed his lips unhappily and muttered in a low voice: "Stingy." ”

"Alright, your thanks, I received them, get out." Emperor Wu of Zhou put down Zhao Yao and reached out to hit his youngest son's buttocks.

Zhao Yao honestly saluted Emperor Wu of Zhou, "Erchen retires." After speaking, he made a grimace at Emperor Wu of Zhou and stuck out his tongue again. Then, he hurriedly ran out of the imperial study.

Ling Yun saw Zhao Yao leave and glanced at Emperor Wu of Zhou.

Emperor Wu of Zhou nodded at it: "Go ahead." ”

Ling Yun hurriedly flew out to chase Zhao Yao.

"Your Majesty, did you really let Coptis chinensis go in the sugar water of His Royal Highness the Tenth?" Sun Kui didn't know about it, this was the first time he had heard of it.

"This stinky boy likes to eat sweets, in addition to eating snacks every day, he also likes to drink sugar water, especially before going to bed at night, I am afraid that he will eat bad teeth, so he deliberately put coptis in his sugar water." Emperor Wu of Zhou chuckled and said, "Since that time he drank the sugar water of Coptis chinensis, he no longer dared to drink sugar water before going to bed. ”

Sun Kui: "......" Most people don't think of putting Coptis chinensis in sugar water.

"I'm also for his good, but this stinky boy has a grudge." Emperor Wu of Zhou shook his head helplessly, and said with a doting smile, "It's not like me at all, but it's a bit like a big brother." ”

"Prince Yiyong?"

When the first emperor ascended the throne, he posthumously crowned the late eldest son as the prince of Yiyong.

The word "righteous and brave" is the most appropriate to describe the eldest brother of Emperor Wu of Zhou.

"Well, the eldest brother also likes to eat sweets, but he thinks that eating sweets is not a grandfather, and he eats them secretly every time." Thinking back to the interesting things in the past, Emperor Wu of Zhou unconsciously showed a nostalgic look on his face, "I didn't like to eat dim sum when I was a child, but in order to be able to eat dim msum, my eldest brother deliberately told my father and mother that I wanted to eat." ”

"Do you want to be a shield?"

"Well, he went out to buy dim sum, obviously for himself, but he told the store about buying it for the younger brother at home, which made everyone think that I love dim sum."

"I didn't expect Prince Yiyong to have this side."

"He thought the dim sum was delicious, and he forced me to eat it." Emperor Wu of Zhou smiled, "Big brother likes to share his favorite food with me. He finds something delicious outside and brings it back to me. "When the eldest brother died, he had a roast chicken in his arms, saying that he wanted to bring it back for him to eat.

"Your Majesty, Prince Yiyong really loves you."

"I'm the youngest brother, and my brother and sister are all spoiled by me, but unfortunately they're all gone now." Emperor Wu of Zhou said, "The dimple on the left corner of Xiao Shi's mouth is the same as that of the eldest brother. When he was a child, he liked to poke the corner of his eldest brother's right mouth, wanting to poke out another dimple for his eldest brother.

"Nephews are generally like uncles, just like nephews are like uncles."

"When the eldest brother was a child, he didn't have the wit of the little ten ghosts."

Sun Kui was surprised: "Didn't you keep saying that His Highness the Ten is stupid?" ”

Emperor Wu of Zhou smiled meaningfully: "He's not stupid. ”

Emperor Wu of Zhou: How can my son be stupid.

Sun Kui: Who keeps saying that His Highness Ten is not as stupid as you?

(End of chapter)