Chapter 15: All Crazy
"Xuan Meiren, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that Ye Xuan hadn't passed for a long time, a guard came out and asked.
"Ghosts, ghosts! Help me. Suddenly, Ye Xuan screamed in horror, and the person also covered his ears and squatted on the ground.
"Xuan Meiren, where is there a ghost in this blue sky and white day, it shouldn't be that you were frightened by what happened just now." Yuqing asked.
"You, you ......" Ye Xuan's mouth trembled and he looked at Yuqing in horror, unable to speak.
"Princess Yuqing, Xuan Meiren has been waiting outside the tent with you, didn't you notice that something was wrong with her just now?" The guard who came out to find someone asked.
"Princess Ben had been talking to her aunt and cousin just now, and then they went to the main tent. Before she could say anything to Xuan Meiren, Uncle Huang called someone inside. Yuqing said as if he didn't know anything.
"Back to the emperor, Xuan Meiren seems to be scared crazy."
"Shut up! I heard it. It's really a shitty thing that can't be put on the stage, blast her away, don't lose the royal face here. ”
"Yes! Your Majesty, do you still take her with you when you go back? ”
"What are you doing with a madman? Not long after the palace stopped, are you still worried that there will be no beauties around me? The dog emperor said bitterly.
"It is said that the heavenly family is ruthless, and this time it is finally a long insight." Yan Lai said in a low voice.
"What do you mean by long insight? If the royal family had affection, there would have been no framing of each other, and the first emperor would not have left so early, let alone two palace changes. Yan Hui said even more to the point. Hearing this, the emperor was even more aggrieved, and he didn't dare to leave the tent. The guards he brought with him were now able to move, but they still looked like they were in a circle, like a few clothed pillars.
"Princess Yuqing, can you come in and talk to Uncle Huang for a while?" In the silent tent, the more the dog emperor sat down, the more panicked he became, and he couldn't help but beckon outside.
"You two come over and take care of some of the beauties." Yuqing beckoned to Hualien and garlands in the distance. Then Shi Shiran walked into the tent again.
"Uncle Huang, what do you have to say to your niece?" Yuqing calmly sat opposite the emperor and asked.
"Ye Yuqing, did you already know that you were the princess of the royal family?"
"If you go back to Uncle Huang, if your niece knows that she can still be the owner of the villa with the background of an illegitimate daughter? These are all things that happened after my god of war father woke up. Back then, my father was chased and killed by the killers sent by the traitors, and I was worried that once he was scattered, the tiger talisman that ordered the three armies would fall into the hands of the traitors. So he gave half of the tiger talisman to my mother, and my mother gave it to me when she was dying. It's in my hands, and the courtiers always thought it was half an ordinary jade pendant.
Until one day not long ago, the courtiers met the god of war on the street. Only then did he be cured with acupuncture and soul-reviving pills. It was also by accident that he found the tiger talisman hanging around the neck of the courtier. Only then did the father and daughter recognize each other. ”
"Ye Yuqing, you are so bold, you dare to hide such a thing." The Dog Emperor suddenly asked with a changed face.
"Your Majesty, the courtiers don't think it's a great thing to be noble. The courtiers did not deliberately hide it, and in many people, the courtiers regarded themselves as princesses, and it was their business to believe it or not. Background is just the origin of life, in fact, what kind of creation in the future is all done by oneself step by step. The courtiers thought about this, and the emperor should have a deep understanding of this. Yuqing said with a pun. Listening to the ears of the dog emperor, I panicked.
"Ye Yuqing, what do you mean by that?"
"What does the emperor think the courtiers mean? The emperor is not too outstanding among the many sons of the former emperor. In the past, the prince was made a prince early, and then my god of war father was sent to the side for training. Staying in the imperial city, there are still so many princes, this is something that everyone in the world knows. And now sitting on the throne is the most unremarkable prince of the year, this step by step hardship, doesn't the emperor have a deep understanding? ”
"Whew! That's what the niece said. The throne is inhabited by the capable, and it is not paved by the first emperor to go to the end. The Dog Emperor breathed a sigh of relief and said that he was really afraid that the rumors of his origin would spread, and he was even more afraid that the edict of the first emperor had been found.
"Mother, can the dog emperor be a little more shameless?" Yuyu couldn't help but sneer in her divine sense.
"Mom, saying that he is the emperor of dogs has lowered the value of dogs, this person is simply inferior to pigs and dogs." Doudou also used the idioms he had just learned.
"Girl, son, what you said is so right, he is really not as good as a pig and a dog."
"Your Majesty, the squire of the military department is here." The great eunuch of Kung Fu came back with the squire of the military department. The two men got out of the carriage panting, apparently in a hurry.
"Qi Qi Sheng, the 20,000 taels of silver raised have been brought, and the grain and grass are also being loaded. The minister asked the emperor whether to transport it out of the city immediately, or to keep it in the treasury for the time being. The squire of the military department trembled and returned, and on the way here, he had already heard the great eunuch tell him what happened here. So he didn't dare to delay for a moment to hide it. While bringing all the silver tickets, he ordered the treasury to be filled with grain and grass. thought that the emperor's errand was done well, but unexpectedly, the emperor almost fainted when he heard his words.
This stupid thing, even if he brought all the silver, the grain and grass can't be left? That's silver, too.
Seeing the emperor's expression of eating, the squire of the military department reacted, as if he had done his errand too thoroughly. But if you say it, you can't get back the water that you spilled.
"The emperor is wise, and his subordinates thank the emperor for the soldiers of the border stopper. When the subordinates go back, they also have to convey the emperor's compassion for the soldiers of the border fortress, although these grains and grass are taken out by the people. Listening to Yan Lai's words, the emperor was even more angry, and those who couldn't get angry were going to vomit blood.
"Subordinates are good at war, and they are stupid when they say those nice things. The people took out grain and grass to support the border fortress, which was also the wise leadership of the emperor. We can only train our troops better, and strive to defeat the Tartars and Japanese as soon as possible, and send them back to their hometowns. Let the country of Yan be thousands of generations, and the people of Yan country live and work in peace and contentment. Yan Hui also said. Hearing this, Yuqing secretly laughed in his heart, this person who has no lip service has more weight when he speaks.
"Twenty thousand taels of silver and grain and grass were given to you, do the two generals in the border have receipts?" The Dog Emperor finally thought of a way that was not a way to drag things off. Now there is no way, and when the two prime ministers know, there must be a way.
"Back to the emperor, when the prince and the god of war jointly wrote the receipt, now just fill in the quantity." Yan said and took out the paper stamped with the seals of the third prince and the fourth prince and put it on the emperor's table.
Seeing this piece of paper, the emperor's heart sank and sank again, so much so that he was about to faint with heartache. How could Yuqing make him faint, Yuqing raised his hand and cut his haircut, and the dog emperor couldn't close his eyes even if he wanted to pretend to be unconscious.
"Your Majesty, the 20,000 taels of silver have been filled in by his subordinates, and the emperor has not yet given a number of grains and grass." Yan Lai took the pen and filled in the amount of silver, turned his head to look at the emperor and asked.
"How much?" The Dog Emperor looked at the soldier with burning eyes and asked.
"Back to the emperor, the 50,000 quintals that have been put into storage, and there are still ..."
"What else is there to go back to?" The Dog Emperor hurriedly interrupted the words of the military department, all of them were so stupid. Do you want to give them all the grain and grass that will be handed over after the showdown?
"Emperor Xie is wise. The subordinates went to the imperial city with Lord Shilang to pull out the grain and grass, and now they have silver taels to buy some more. The emperor has just started to rise, and there is still a leave to the emperor. Yan Lai said angrily.
The Dog Emperor opened his mouth, unable to say anything. In my heart, I complained even more about the big eunuch and the squire of the military department. What a bunch of fools, not enough to succeed and more to lose. He also didn't have the mood to have a romantic encounter at the Qingqing Festival, the dog emperor was in a bad mood, but others were in a good mood.
"Yuqing, in the afternoon, the head of each shop chooses someone, and you accompany the lord of this castle for a walk." Yan Shuangying asked outside the tent.
"Twin Eagles, wait for me a little longer. The selection of people in each workshop is a big deal, and Yuqing with the team of the villa always has to help the girls of the villa fight for a chance. ”
"Uncle Huang, if there is nothing else, the courtier will retire. The identity of the courtier's daughter has reached the heavens, and she has already removed the position of the owner. The courtiers will soon move back to my father's palace. After Yuqing responded to Yan Shuangying, he looked at the emperor indifferently and said.
"Princess Yuqing, the Four Princes' Mansion is in disrepair and is already a ruined palace. It's better to live in the palace with the imperial uncle, and wait for the imperial uncle to fill up and give you a princess's mansion. "The Dog Emperor seems to have found a way to punish Yuqing.
"Uncle Huang is polite, my niece is used to a free and easy life, and she is also used to curing diseases and saving lives to accumulate yin virtue for herself, so she won't enter the palace to make trouble for Uncle Huang. The Four Kings' Mansion has been abandoned for more than ten years, and the niece will renovate it. My aunt's princess mansion has been given to someone else, and my niece will take my aunt to her side to support her for the elderly, and don't let people always say that the heavenly family is ruthless. Yuqing didn't mind being angry with the Dog Emperor any longer, and walked out of the tent after speaking.
"I'm really angry, I'll go back to the palace immediately. They must not be told to bring back the money and the grain to the side. The Dog Emperor gritted his teeth and said in a low voice.
"Mother, you have mad the dog emperor, mad dogs can bite."
"Yuyu, he didn't plan to give the silver, grain and grass to the soldiers in Biansai, he was a madman if he was angry."
"Mom, a mad dog is a dog with rabies. Mom can make pills, and rabies is not terrible. ”
"Doudou, my mother didn't want to cure his rabies, she just wanted to chop off his mad dog paws on the way to Biansai."
"Yuqing, the emperor didn't embarrass you, right? I see that your father's two lieutenants have followed the squire of the military department to the imperial city, and I have sent the secret guards in the ancient castle to follow them all the way to protect them. What about that crazy Ye Xuan? Seeing Yuqing walk out of the tent, Yan Shuangying hurriedly said.
"Double Eagle is very thoughtful, the Dog Emperor will not be in trouble now. You go back and get ready, and we'll set off with the two lieutenants to Biansai. ”
"Yuqing, he can't be so stupid, right?"
"He won't, but he has two prime ministers who make him stupid."
"Yes, the grandson of the grandfather who showed off in the morning, I have already asked someone to find out, he is the grandson of the right prime minister."
"Right Prime Minister?" Yuqing pondered, and then instructed Hualien and garlands to send Ye Xuan back to the villa.
As soon as the maid who sent Ye Xuan left, the dog emperor also walked out of the tent under the protection of several guards.
"Princess Yuqing, where is Xuan Meiren?" After leaving the tent, a few guards returned to their positions and regrouped.
"This princess is in charge of sending Xuan Meiren back to the villa, do you want to bring the crazy person back to the palace, isn't that a loss of royal face?"
"Ye Yuqing, you..." The Dog Emperor was interrupted by Yuqing as soon as he spoke.
"Uncle Huang, this princess's surname is Yan and not Ye, Uncle Huang was called wrong before. If there are no outsiders and nieces, it doesn't matter, and in the future, I will ask the imperial uncle to get used to the surname Yan and have descendants. Ye Xuan was sent back by her niece, if the imperial uncle was reluctant to call it back. But the niece advised the imperial uncle that if she didn't want this matter to be known to everyone, let go of the crazy Xuan Meiren. Let her live and accumulate some virtue for herself. Yuqing said unceremoniously.
"It's okay, then bother Princess Yuqing to give her back the soul."
"The emperor is sure to give her back the soul, not to use her madness to forget the past." Yuqing asked with a smile.
"There's a pill to make her forget."
"Not now, but there will be. The purpose of this princess's cultivation of soul skills is to do more good deeds, pray for the soldiers in front of her, and pray for my mother who died in vain. Of course, if someone doesn't put Princess Ben at ease, Princess Ben doesn't mind using her soul skills for her own benefit. Uncle Huang, if someone really encroaches on the interests of the court without opening their eyes, this princess will not be soft. ”
"Yan Yuqing, I remembered your words. Let's go, protect me back to the palace. ”
The emperor returned to the palace in a gloomy manner, and half an hour later, Yan Hui Yanlai also pulled 50,000 stone grain out of the imperial city, and a long carriage went up a high mountain along the official road.
"Uncle Adjutant General, the Dog Emperor will never be willing to let the silver and grain be taken away by you, and the grain and silver tickets can be properly kept."
"Back to the princess, the grain and grass will not stop here, and will be transported to Biansai immediately along the mountain road, and there are also 100 bandits responsible for escorting. The two of us have to stay here for two days, waiting for the lord of Yan Xiaobao on the one hand, and buying some food on the other. ”
"Uncle Adjutant General, this princess will also follow Yan Shuangying to the side plug. It's better to leave the rest to the two of us, the grain and grass escort has always been a thrilling journey, and the two deputy uncles are more relieved to follow this batch of grain and herb princesses. After the Youth Festival, Shuangying and I will hurry up and set out to catch up with you. You must not ask the dog emperor to snatch the grain and grass back, these are all saved by the mouths of the people of Yan Kingdom, and don't blame the injustice of being a soldier if the court is unkind. ”
"Good! The princess said well, then leave 10,000 taels of silver for the princess to buy the rest. We took the rest to Biansai for military salaries, and Biansai has not been paid for almost a year. ”
"Okay, this princess must save some flowers." Yuqing took half of the silver tickets and said that in fact, he accepted these silver tickets because he was afraid that it would be unsafe on the road. She dared to be sure that even if the grain was transported away overnight here, the emperor would send troops to grab it back tomorrow afternoon at the latest.