Chapter 157: "Forced to Liangshan"

Jiang Yan had another dream.

In the dream, it was already the last day of the flash change.

His good score successfully caught up with Jiang Li and became the first fault.

Director Sun smiled and handed over his suitcase with both hands, and then gave him a first-class ticket.

And Jiang Li lay at his feet and cried and told him not to leave her alone in this small village.

Jiang Yanli ignored it, dragged the suitcase and turned around and got on the plane.

It's just that there was a little accident halfway through -

The plane flew into the dark clouds, all kinds of turbulence and shaking, and finally the glass of the first-class cabin shattered directly, pouring into the biting cold air current.

Jiang Yan's face turned pale instantly, and he grabbed the seat belt and shouted frantically: "Help, help, I don't want to die!! ”

Suddenly, a familiar voice came to his ears like a heavenly sound.

"Damn, why is Jiang Yan so heavy, it was hard enough to carry him, and he was still talking in his dreams."

Immediately after, another colder voice rang out.

"Then don't lift him, throw him on the ground."

"Oh, yes."

Jiang Yan: ?

What's going on?

Can planes still talk?

However, before he could come up with a reason, the entire plane began to fall downward.

With a "bang", he smashed to the ground with the plane.

Jiang Yan gasped violently.

Damn, don't they all say that there is no pain in dreams?

Why does his ass hurt so much?!

Then, countless heavenly rays poured into his eyes, and the cold wind around him blew up.

He shuddered again, and then came to his senses.

However, Jiang Yan, who gradually realized his situation, fell into confusion again.

Can anyone tell him—

What the fuck is this?!

I saw that all around me were rolling hills, and the green terraces were one after another, disappearing in the gray mist.

The sound of cattle and sheep was bursting, and the smell of smoky manure and grass were entangled in each other, forming an even stranger smell.

He was cold in the cold wind, and even more cold under his buttocks.

As soon as he reached out and touched it, he felt his hands full of mud and water.

"!!"

Jiang Yan screamed and bounced, When he saw the five people in front of him clearly, the whole person was even worse.

", why are you here? How am I here? ”

Didn't he fucking sleep well at home? How did you end up in the wilderness? Sleepwalking?

Qi Tianyu turned his wrist and grinned.

"Brother Yan, you should thank us, Teacher He and I have carried you all the way, no different from lifting dumbbells in the gym."

He Yun nodded in agreement.

Wen Jiaojiao next to her said with a solemn face: "Won't it?" You really don't feel anything at all? There was an earthquake just now, and a few of us ran to save you regardless of the danger, and carried you out so far, and you woke up without a word of thanks, and you still questioned us here? ”

Jiang Yan: ???!!!

[Hahahahahaha 】

[Hahahahaha 】

[No, these people are too damaged, and the acting is too real, I was almost deceived. ] 】

[Princess, when do you have acting skills, why do you have them every time you don't need acting skills. 】

[No, why don't you laugh, I'm going crazy with laughter, are the actors so strong in their sense of conviction? 】

[Jiang Yan at this moment is like a stupid son of the landlord's family, no, but anyone with a little brain will not believe Wen Jiaojiao's nonsense! 】

Jiang Yan did almost believe it.

The brain that was forcibly turned on couldn't react for a while, and just when he was about to apologize to them according to Wen Jiaojiao's words, he glanced at the uncle who was holding the cow and grinning at him.

Wait a minute.

If there really was an earthquake, how could this uncle be so happy?

Jiang Yan's face sank instantly.

"Okay, you guys, you're messing with me here again, aren't you? Lao Tzu slept well, but you carried Lao Tzu out and threw him in this wilderness?! ”

As he spoke, he touched his ass again, and his face darkened.

"The old man who is still hurt fell into the mud?!"

Is he just so unbearable with mud?!

[Laughing to death, hahahahahaha, Jiang Yan's incompetent and furious appearance is even funnier. 】

[I just noticed that it really rained last night, and Jiang Li's prediction was accurate again! 】

[What, this is also called prophecy? Jiang Li clearly said yesterday that it would rain today, didn't it rain a little at night? As for what kind of greenhouse? It's clearly a redundant move, deliberately rolling! 】

[That's it, I think the weather is pretty good now, Jiang Li is pretending, and ah, I don't understand what you're laughing at, is this funny? Please director, cut the camera quickly, I want to see the bowls. 】

There were several times more yin and yang weird voices in the live broadcast room.

Of course, the people of Dawn were not jealous, so they quickly tapped the keyboard and went back.

[Someone else who does things seriously is called a roll, right? ] Are you lazy and blame someone else? There are still such people in the world. 】

[Don't look at it if you don't think it's funny, it's like forcing you to watch it, I still think what you said is ugly, hurry up and shut up.] 】

[No, I'm a pure passerby, have Su Yinwan's fans always been like this? ] Damn, that's terrible. 】

Not only passers-by think it's scary, but even some of Su Yinwan's old fans think these new fans are scary.

They are the earliest group of people who followed Su Yinwan, knowing that she has always had no quarrel with the world, and just wants to play a good trick quietly, so they don't speak out much on the Internet, and only do their job as fans seriously.

But recently, I don't know why, their sister has become more and more active in front of the public, not only that, but a considerable number of fans have become stunned, showing off their power on major platforms all day long, and even they can't stop it, so they can only turn a blind eye.

On the trail, seeing Jiang Yan jumping to her feet, Wen Jiaojiao not only did not mean to be ashamed, but also made a grimace even harder.

"Who let you sleep and not be honest, yelling and moving, Xiao Qi and Teacher He have been working hard to carry you, right?"

Jiang Yan saw the camera on the side.

So.

All of his looks just now were captured by the camera?!

And then the whole country saw it?!

"!!!" Jiang Yan grabbed his hair and collapsed on the side.

Seeing this, Wen Jiaojiao laughed even harder.

"Young Master Jiang, we don't have the spare time to accompany you here to restore the case, we are going to go for a run, and by the way, we will pick mushrooms to make breakfast, if you don't want to, you can go back the same way, but in that case, you won't have breakfast."

Jiang Yan: ?

So he was forced to go to Liangshan?

Happy Labor Day!!

I'm asking for a monthly pass~

(End of chapter)