Chapter 254: Maniac! She's an absolute lunatic!
Just when everyone thought that Jiang Yan would abstain after holding out for long, they didn't expect this guy to persist day by day.
On the first day, he was bitten by mosquitoes.
The next day, I consulted the villagers to find all kinds of mosquito repellent grass, planted the front and back of the thatched house, and knitted a mosquito repellent straw hat for myself.
Jiang Li's hand was also covered with a mosquito repellent bracelet.
The time in the village was long and boring, and it happened to be the height of summer, and the daytime was even longer and more boring.
There was no wine to drink, so Jiang Yan brushed his face and got a pot of jujube wine from the village chief, hugged Richard, and took a bite of chicken himself.
By the time Jiang Li came back, the person was already lying on the ground and drunk, and the chicken was wilted and fell to the ground.
Jiang Li: "." Can she pretend she didn't see it?
Audience: "." Why don't they go and watch some live broadcasts with normal people?
So, the jujube wine was confiscated by Jiang Li in this way.
Jiang Yan was not angry, and on the third day, he got a fishing rod from somewhere, and ran to the stream near the thatched house to sit for a day.
Just when Wen Jiaojiao, who was connected to the live broadcast at night, laughed at him that he couldn't catch a single hair, there was really a fat big fish that took the bait.
Wen Jiaojiao: "." Forget that this guy comes with an animal-attracting physique.
So, on the evening of the third day, Jiang Yan ate delicious and fragrant grilled fish tails.
Don't ask.
The question is that the fish belly fell into Jiang Li's mouth, and the fish head fell into Richard's stomach.
In this way, relying on this fishing rod, Jiang Yan ate fish for two or three days in a row.
So much so that he finally wanted to vomit when he smelled fish.
At the same time, the Jiang family.
Jiang Shixu looked at the table full of dishes in front of him and was silent.
Steamed sweet potatoes, sweet potato steamed buns, sweet potatoes, sweet potato pies, sweet potato balls, sweet potato fried pork slices
If he remembered correctly, their family had been eating sweet potatoes for three days in a row.
And Lin Manru, who was sitting opposite, didn't realize it, and still happily sandwiched the dishes for Jiang Shixu.
Holding her between them, she heard a small sobbing sound from the other side.
As soon as he looked up, he found that Jiang Shixuan had already cried red eyes and burst into tears.
Lin Manru suddenly panicked.
"Timings, what's going on? Are you not feeling well? ”
Jiang Shixu choked and shook his head, "No, auntie, am I worrying you too much?" Don't worry, I will be obedient in the future and will not cause trouble at home. ”
Lin Manru looked at Jiang Cheng on the other side in confusion.
The latter picked up a piece of sweet potato and laughed.
"Mom, it's okay, Brother Shi Xu just thought our family was about to go bankrupt."
Lin Manru was even more puzzled, "Why? ”
"Because we've been eating sweet potatoes for three days in a row."
Lin Manru: "."
She coughed in embarrassment.
"If nothing else, we may have to continue to eat sweet potatoes for a month."
After all, the three truckloads of sweet potatoes outside had only been wiped out by less than a tenth.
Jiang Timing: !!
Jiang Cheng: ??? ——
Persisting until the fifth day, Jiang Yan finally collapsed.
In the past, there was still land planting, and when I got home after a tired day, I couldn't think of anything, and I would fall asleep.
But now he doesn't have to farm, and he can't get tired, but he's even more bored.
The whole person fell into a kind of emptiness of idleness.
In the past, Wen Jiaojiao was arguing with him, but now what are the things around him?
A Jiang Li who only has books in his head and does not smile.
A callous camera brother with eyes full of cameras.
There is also a chicken that only clucks and has a bad temper.
If he stays like this, he will sooner or later degenerate into a savage!
"I'm quitting!" Jiang Yan ripped off the microphone pinned to his body and slapped it on the table.
Seeing this, the originally silent live broadcast room instantly boiled.
【??? Is the young master finally going to abstain??? 】
[Great, I won the bet!] I knew that Jiang Yan would not last until the last day, and he would soon have a thousand yuan in his account! 】
[What a loss, you guys, why do you bet that the young master can't last until the last day? ] Am I the only one who bets that he won't be able to last even a day? 】
[To be honest, it is not easy for Jiang Yan to stay until now, the mobile phone has been taken away, and there is no entertainment in the mountains, so I can't stay for a day. 】
Jiang Li was sitting on the edge of the bed and looking through the "Tao Te Ching" in his hand, and when he heard the words, he didn't even lift his eyelids.
"Oh."
"Oh?" Jiang Yan stepped forward indignantly, "Your brother is about to die of boredom, so you just said 'oh'?" ”
Jiang Li flipped another page of the book, and then said lightly: "Then what's not?" ”
"I've had enough! I want to go home! I don't want to stay in this place any longer! ”
Let's take the bag!
If he stays any longer, he's really going to get depression!
However, when he turned his head and walked a few steps, he turned around and found that Jiang Li was still sitting upright, without moving.
"No, you're not coming with me?"
Jiang Li finally raised his head and glanced at him at this moment.
"Why should I go?"
"Aren't you bored?"
Jiang Li shook his head, "The air here is very fresh, very quiet, the mountain spring water is also very sweet, no one disturbs me just so that I can read a good book, I am very happy, why do you want to go?" ”
Jiang Yan: Crazy! She's an absolute lunatic!
Anyway, I have a helicopter to pick her up, and she can remember it for a long time if she hangs her here alone!
But when he just stepped out of the room with one leg, Jiang Li behind him said faintly-
"Since you're leaving, then I'll have to reply to the village chief that I can only go to the Dutton Festival in the evening."
After hearing the unfamiliar three words, Jiang Yan paused, and then turned around with a puzzled face.
"Dutton? What is that? ”
"Dutton is a traditional festival in the village, held in the middle of summer, where the locals gather together in their most gorgeous and beautiful clothes, and a bonfire is lit in the village square that night, and each family contributes their best food for everyone to enjoy."
"There is also a very famous liquor in Chixia Village, called Zui Xiaguang, which is also specially prepared for this festival."
Hearing this, Jiang Yan's two eyes had already lit up.
Got something delicious?
And fine wine?
It's no wonder that in the last few days, when he walked around the village, he found that everyone was extremely busy, and the atmosphere of every house was also joyful.
It turned out to be a festival.
What did Zhao Lang say before, isn't this it?
How could such a lively party be without him?!
Jiang Yan took back the leg that had stepped out.
"Since the village chief has invited us, I can't accept the kindness of others, you can read at home with peace of mind, and you don't have to specifically refuse him, I won't leave."
Jiang Li glanced at him and didn't speak.
The cameraman on the side said, "But I'm ready to call the helicopter." ”
Jiang Yan stepped forward and snatched his intercom organ.
"Who said helicopter rides? Didn't Lao Tzu say it? Lao Tzu will not abstain from death if he is killed! ”
Camera brother: "."
Catch the train back to school today
For the time being, there is only one change
I'll make it up tomorrow~