Chapter 41: Count yourself as fast

As soon as this statement came out.

The audience in Zhou Nan's live broadcast room was immediately shocked.

"Oh my God! Is this anchor a blind man, this is too miserable! ”

"I feel that he must be wronged now, he is not pretending not to see, but really not to see!"

"I take the bus too, why do people always like to talk about respecting the old and loving the young, to kidnap others to give up their seats, this kind of person is really annoying."

"That's right, it's not that this aunt can't stand, she just feels tired from standing."

"The kind of thing that aunt just said is really a bit excessive, if I were on the spot, I would definitely help this anchor scold a few words."

“......”

And at this moment, the aunt has not reacted, and even what Haogao said before, tell him what the handrail means.

Isn't the handrail right in front of him?

Seeing that the other party did not answer, Lian Haogao sighed and began to try to take two steps forward.

After that, he grabbed it above him, but tried several times in succession, but he couldn't touch the handrail.

At this time, the bus shook and Lian Haogao fell to the ground without standing firmly.

After struggling a few times, he began to ask for help from the passengers around him: "Can you help me?" ”

"Don't worry, I'm recording the video now, and I will never slander you."

As soon as these words came out, a kind old man immediately stepped forward and helped Lian Haogao up.

And also gave up his place.

But Lian Haogao resolutely refused to accept it, and then stubbornly grabbed the handrail.

At this time, everyone on the bus knew the identity of Lian Haogao's blind man, so they began to accuse the aunt.

"Can you pay attention to what you say, you are very hurtful when you talk like this, you know?"

"You still say that others have no quality, I think your quality is really low."

"Can you still sit in this position? If I were you, I would quickly apologize to this blind boy and return the seat to someone else. ”

“......”

And that aunt is usually her point fingers at others.

Even at the dinner table with relatives, it is through various jobs, marriages, houses .... The Lord who tortures others.

Where to bow your head with others.

So he bowed his head directly in his seat, pretended to be an ostrich, and didn't say a word.

As if nothing had been heard.

Amid the accusations, the bus reached its next stop.

Lian Haogao was ready to get out of the car.

I don't know if it's because of a previous fall.

Every step he took was a little shaky.

Even Haogao didn't blame the aunt for the whole process, so he limped slowly and walked under the car.

The aunt looked at the other party's back at this moment, and finally couldn't hold it back, and an inexplicable feeling of suffocation hit.

She was about to apologize to the other party, but the car door closed at this moment.

Before the passengers around her could say anything, the aunt herself sat in her seat and wiped away her tears.

After getting off the bus.

Lian Haogao's steps began to become steady, and his steps became bigger and bigger, and finally he took off his sunglasses.

He said: "I'm most annoyed by this kind of person, I have to give up my seat at every turn, I really treat me as her father!" ”

And at this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room is also instantly understood.

"This person was pretending to be blind just now, so I said that the blind people started the live broadcast."

"Hahaha, your operation is so showy!"

"I feel that in this world, there is probably one less old rascal who is unreasonable and forces others to give up their seats, which is called treating the symptoms and the root cause!"

"Don't say it, when I just got out of the car, I saw that aunt seemed to be crying from the car window!"

"Hahaha, if I were replaced, I would have to feel guilty and couldn't sleep for a few days."

“......”

Lian Haogao saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, and nodded with satisfaction after calling him six queens.

Soon, though, he began to realize that something was wrong.

Because he found that the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly began to mention, anti-fraud anchors, anti-fraud ambassadors.... Words like that.

When he clicked on Zhou Nan's avatar, he found that the name really had official certification behind it.

Lian Haogao immediately stammered.

The smugness on his face before suddenly disappeared: "I, I'm just trying to teach that aunt a lesson, this isn't a fraud, right?" ”

Zhou Nan nodded and said, "You don't have to be nervous, of course this is not a fraud, and you didn't deceive her." ”

Then he added: "You won't wait, and you have to use another routine like this, and then make me feel guilty." ”

Lian Haogao hurriedly replied: "Hahaha, how could it be." ”

Then began to change the subject: "Since you are an anti-fraud anchor, then you should know a lot about all kinds of scams." ”

"I recently encountered something that I wasn't sure about, can I ask you?"

Zhou Nan replied: "You say it." ”

Lian Haogao immediately said: "I know, you must think it's strange that I still wear a hat and sunglasses when I go out at night. ”

"I thought it was weird myself, but I recently had a very strange thing, I had birds pooping on top of my head three times this week!"

"That's why I'm doing this protection!"

"The first time I encountered this situation, I went to the old man at the gate of our community to calculate it, and it turned out that he said that I was unlucky."

"Let me spend 600 yuan to buy his yellow paper, and after burning it, mix the ashes in water and drink it together, so as to eliminate bad luck."

As soon as these words came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Hahaha, anchor, don't tell me you really bought it."

"I think it's more reliable to find a temple to worship, at least it doesn't hurt the body, and if you drink this, you will directly become a splatoon."

"Anchor, you're really talented, haha."

“......”

After Lian Haogao saw those barrages, he hurriedly said: "I didn't believe it at the time, so I left directly." ”

"But think about it."

"After the old man said this, I was pulled by the bird twice more a few days later."

"Isn't that a bit mysterious?"

"So I'm struggling with whether to buy the yellow paper right now."

At this time, Lian Haogao looked at Zhou Nan: "What do you think?" ”

Zhou Nan smiled: "You don't have to. ”

"There are a lot of scams nowadays, and they all take advantage of some coincidences."

"Through some seemingly mysterious things, let the victim make up for his own brain and self-attack, so as to take the initiative to hand over the money."

"That uncle probably knows that this is actually a very common phenomenon, and you may still encounter it, so he said so."

"In fact, you can check it through Baidu Encyclopedia, there are many birds, especially crows, they are smart and especially vindictive."

"So there are only two possibilities for your situation."

"Or maybe you're particularly lucky."

"Either that, or you've provoked some birds in your neighborhood, and they're holding a grudge."

When Lian Haogao heard this, he immediately took out his mobile phone and checked it.

I found out that there is such a saying!

He remembered that he had almost spent six hundred dollars in vain, and he had been frightened for several days, so the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

Lian Haogao said: "Thank you so much, I'm going to settle accounts with the uncle of the community now, it's inconvenient to broadcast live." ”

"We'll do it again next time."

Then he hung up the microphone.

This made the audience in Zhou Nan's live broadcast room brush up six again.

"The anchor on the other side is a real show, and he knows that when he meets me, Brother Zhou, he has to run quickly!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, this person must have heard the legend of my brother Zhou."

“......”