Chapter 438: The upper class belongs to me, and the lower class belongs to you
"I'm sorry." Shang Shuyue closed her eyes and squeezed out three words from between her teeth.
Jiang Li said faintly, "What? I didn't hear it. ”
In an instant, Shang Shuyue's face turned red.
"You did it on purpose!"
Jiang Li smiled, "Miss Shang, since it is an apology, it is naturally better to be sincere." ”
[Hahahahali is too damaged. 】
[I feel like I'm back, this is my Sister Li! ] 】
Shang Shuyue was already at the critical point of the outbreak, but her teammates behind her were still persuading her to calm down.
There was no way, she could only squeeze out a stiff smile and look at Jiang Li, and then deliberately enlarged several decibels-
"I said, yes, no, up!"
Jiang Li waved his hand, "Okay, forgive you, you can stay." ”
Looking at her nonchalant look, Shang Shuyue almost had a seizure.
However, her teammates were already cheering, and they had to fix the package on the spot when they took off the package.
"This land is really good, let's stay here today."
"Good idea, let's put the tent up with a handle, I'm tired from walking."
"It's great to finally be able to drink water!"
Seeing this, Shang Shuyue could only stomp her feet and set up a tent with her teammates.
In order not to cause unnecessary conflicts, Jiang Li deliberately drew a 38th line next to the stream.
Then she pointed to this 38th line:
"The upper class belongs to me, and the lower class belongs to you."
[Hahahahaha 】
[I recognize Sister Li's scolding kung fu. 】
[Hahahahaha 】
Shang Shuyue, who heard this, almost didn't jump up in anger.
I remember that in the first month of the second year of high school, she was assigned to the same table as Jiang Li, and there was also such a 38 line on the table of the two, because of the division of the area, the two of them did it many times.
But every time she couldn't beat this Jiang Li.
So much so that as soon as the college entrance examination was over, she went to sign up to learn sanda.
It's a pity that she was admitted to Qing University, while Jiang Li only went to a pheasant university that was not in the stream.
Thinking of this, Shang Shuyue's mood improved a lot.
Throughout the three years of high school, she was pressed by Jiang Li everywhere, and she couldn't help herself in her studies.
This is also what she is most proud of.
"Heh, isn't it just a high water source? Who wants it? Maybe you'll be drinking all the dirt first! ”
Her teammates, who were still trying to persuade her, were stunned when they heard this.
"So captain, do you only care about whether the water source is clean or not, and don't care about being scolded? I was so impressed. ”
Shang Shuyue: ?
"What was scolded?"
Teammate:?
"Didn't you hear her calling you for being lewd?"
Shang Shuyue: ???
[Hahahahaha 】
[I read the information on the Internet that she is still Qing Da, that's all? 】
[It's best to take the social education test of Qingda, and she is still a native of the capital, so it is normal to be admitted. 】
After reacting, she immediately carried the only wooden stick in the team, and walked up to the menacing cross-border stream.
However, the scene in front of her made her forget her purpose in an instant-
I saw Jiang Li holding a sharpened branch, pulling his trouser leg high, standing on the shore staring at the water flow, motionless.
Shang Shuyue, who knew her intentions, immediately laughed.
"Hahahahaha laughed to death, Jiang Li, you wouldn't be going to catch fish with this thing, would you? Not to mention that the water in this stream is so clear, there can't be fish at all, and I'm afraid that the broken branch in your hand won't even be able to fork the shrimp, right? ”
However, in the next second, Shang Shuyue couldn't laugh.
Because Jiang Li took the branch out of the water, and the pointed one forked a fat grass carp.
Shang Shuyue: ???
Are there really fish?!
Jiang Li calmly pulled the fish that was still struggling from the branch, and then threw it at Yu Li's feet.
The big fish writhed on the ground a few times, and then jumped onto Yu Li's hiking shoes that amounted to tens of thousands of yuan.
"Ah!!h
He let out a scream that didn't belong to him, and then took several steps back.
Jiang Li: ?
【??? What's going on with that scream just now?? 】
[, is this actually the voice from Dean Yu hahahahaha. 】
[Thank you, I've recorded it as a bell, and next time I go back to school, I'll play it in front of Lao Yu.] 】
[Upstairs classmates, massage warning.] 】
Realizing his gaffe, Yu Li quickly regained his composure and covered his lips with his hands in embarrassment.
"Well, ahem, I was distracted and scared."
Jiang Li had an expression of "do you believe me", and then snorted at him, "Then have you eased up now?" ”
"Hmm."
"Okay, then you can take an axe and dispose of the fish."
Yu Li: "Huh? ”
"Why, won't?"
How could Dr. Yu, who has great powers and is invincible all over the world, say that he can't?
He shook his head at first, then nodded, and finally walked majestically towards the grass carp with the stone axe.
Jiang Li's gaze took his eyes off his body, and then stepped on the stones in the stream again.
Shang Shuyue on the side sneered.
Catch a fish and count her Jiang Li lucky.
She didn't believe she could catch the second one!
However, five minutes later, Jiang Li came ashore with a larger grass carp.
Shang Shuyue: !!
How did she do it?!
After witnessing this miracle, she had no intention of settling accounts with Jiang Li, and immediately turned around and ran back to her camp.
Even Jiang Li was able to catch two fish in just ten minutes, and so many of them would definitely be able to catch more!
Wouldn't it be beautiful to keep a few to eat by yourself and exchange the rest for points?!
Here, Jiang Li carried the fish ashore.
However, Yu Li still maintained the position he had held a few minutes ago.
Jiang Li walked over and found that he was holding the stone axe motionless, and in front of him, the grass carp that was originally quite energetic was now motionless.
Jiang Li was silent for a second.
"Doctor Yu is worthy of the benevolence of a doctor, and he has to give the dead fish an extra time before killing the fish."
Yu Li: "."
[Hahahahaha 】
[Sister Li is good yin and yang. 】
"No, it's not." Yu Li looked serious and serious, "I'm looking for a place to start." ”
He has been touching silver needles since he was born, and he has been touching them for almost 20 years, and his mastery of various acupuncture points and veins in the human body can be described as perfect.
However, the experience of killing fish is almost negative.
The tools are limited, the conditions are limited, and he only has this set of clothes on his body for the time being, and he is thinking about how to dissect the fish so that his clothes will not be dirty.
However, not only Jiang Li discovered this bit of his thoughts, but even the audience saw it, and they condemned him for being squeamish.
[I thought Jiang Li was the one who dragged his feet, but I didn't expect this surname Yu to be. 】
[Dean, can you fight for some gas!] Don't give us medical students a disgrace! 】
[Dean Yu is a clean and honest hammer, no wonder every time I go to him, he is either cleaning or on the way to clean. 】
(End of chapter)