Chapter 139 On Mouth Poison, It Has to Be Our Uncle Huang! (Ask for subscriptions, tips)

Shen Fei spoke too straight,

directly said that He Landou's mushrooms are not good,

He Landou was suddenly annoyed: "I brought you fresh wild mushrooms to eat, why don't you appreciate it?" I ......"

"Xiao He!"

Huang Lei couldn't stand it anymore, and immediately raised his voice, perhaps because he saw that He Landou had misunderstood Shen Fei, so he spoke out in time, so as not to make the scene uncontrollable, even worse, "Xiao Shen means, you mushrooms...... Can't eat! ”

He Landou: ......

"It's all fresh mushrooms, why can't you eat them?" He Landou was puzzled, and even muttered in his heart: If you don't want us to join the gang, just say it. It's like someone who rarely eats their barbecue~~

Hiss~~

Huahua was also a little unhappy, "This is what I and He Landou just picked in the afternoon, it should be considered fresh!" ”

He Yan looked at those mushrooms and was also surprised: "It's not a question of whether it's fresh or not, it's your mushrooms...... Poisonous? ”

Brother Dog, Zhang Zifeng, and Zhang Yixing suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, with a palpitating expression, especially Brother Dog, whose performance was the most exaggerated: "Fortunately, I didn't eat it in my stomach, otherwise, maybe I would hallucinate~~"

"I have the illusion of taking a kiss scene, right? Hahaha" Zhang Yixing teased.

"Damn, Brother Yixing, you've become bad too. Can this meme pass? Brother Dog gave Zhang Yixing a punch in the arm.

He Landou's expression was puzzled: "This looks good, how can it be poisonous?" ”

"The brighter the mushroom, the more poisonous it is. Although this statement can't summarize everything, you still need to pay more attention to the mushrooms in the wild! ”

Huang Lei began to popularize science, "First of all, the growing area is different, edible non-poisonous mushrooms generally grow in clean grass or pine and oak trees, and poisonous mushrooms often grow in dark, damp and dirty areas. ”

Huang Lei's words immediately made Huahua and He Landou's expressions show horror, the place where they picked mushrooms was really a little unclean~~

"Secondly, you can distinguish some by looking at the colors." Huang Lei took out some of the mushrooms he picked when he and He Yu went up the mountain, and compared them with He Landou, "There are red, green, ink, or cyan colors, especially purple, which are highly poisonous." It is easy to change color after picking. Look at what you picked, and then look at what we picked, we're all colorless mushrooms......"

"Thirdly, the shape. The non-toxic mushroom cap is relatively flat, the umbrella surface is also relatively smooth, there is no wheel on the mushroom surface, the lower part is sterile, the toxic mushroom cap is convex in the middle, the shape is weird, the fungus surface is thick and hard, there are fungus wheels, fungus holders, and it is easy to break. ”

As he spoke, Lao Huang also took out He Landou's mushrooms, broke them, and demonstrated them to everyone on the spot; And took out the mushrooms picked by himself and He Yu, and broke them a few times, which were not easy to break.

"The fourth point is secretions. The non-toxic secretion is as clear as water, and the toxic one is thick and russet, and the section is easy to change color after tearing~~"

"The fifth point is the smell, non-toxic mushrooms have a special smell, and poisonous mushrooms have a weird smell, such as spicy, sour, fishy, etc.~"

Saying,

He also took a piece of poisonous and non-toxic for everyone to smell.

Brother Dog pinched his nose directly: "Huh~~It stinks~~, this non-toxic one has a fresh smell~~"

Zhang Yixing also sniffed,

The expression is the same as that of the dog brother,

Zhang Zifeng also sniffed it, and so did it.

When it was He Landou's turn, the woman exaggerated and pushed Lao Huang's hand away, "Take it away, take it away, I'm afraid of poisoning~~"

With a look of disgust,

It's as if he won't be able to survive the poison in the next moment.

But even so,

He Landou and Huahua, no one even said a word of apology,

This is a way to live in the world...... Alas, hard to bring!

Others are busy barbecuing,

Hua Chenyu played with the guitar, sang to others with music, and sang his own adaptation of the gentle wind "Alien", which can be regarded as no urine point,

But the expression when singing, the urine spot is a little too much,

Shen Fei even subconsciously retreated, for fear that this guy holding the guitar would attract unclean things and "send him away......

"Look, look, this is the masterpiece of the great god of the music world!"

He Landou applauded and praised at the same time.

"Well, he is worthy of being a leader in the discourse music scene, a leader of the younger generation!" He Yu praised.

Huang Lei nodded: "Not bad~~"

Yixing also nodded, and so did Brother Dog,

Praise the party, everyone can't say to your face: Your singing is too ugly, and it doesn't sound as good as the neighbor's aunt behind my house scolding the street?

After a while,

Everyone was eating skewers, drinking beer, talking and laughing, very happy,

Even Director Wang came over,

It's so tempting to barbecue,

Director Wang also patted Shen Fei on the shoulder, "It's impossible to withdraw from the yearning, don't even think about it." I've contacted the leader, and they're ready to renegotiate the contract~~"

Everyone celebrated for Shen Fei,

Brother Dog even picked up the wine bottle directly, "Come, Brother Fei, congratulations~~"

Shen Fei looked at Director Wang with a confused expression: "What do you mean?" Want to extend? ”

"I'm going to do this~~"

Director Wang nodded, but was very puzzled: Why does this kid look unhappy?

People wish they could stay for a few more days.

Why does this kid want to leave?

You guy, I'm afraid I don't know that for you, our company has spent a lot of money. It's even comparable to the factory price of a first-line star, and you're not satisfied?!!

"Come, come, Brother Fei, congratulations again on your upcoming residency, hahaha~" Brother Dog is happy again.

Zhang Zifeng replaced wine with tea, and also touched Shen Fei.

Huahua and Yixing, both of them are singers, and they are famous: in order to protect their throats, they don't drink.

As for Shen Fei,

Huang Lei asked Shen Fei beforehand if he didn't drink either,

Shen Fei didn't have so many scruples, "I'm not a professional singer, so I don't have to care about this." The barbecue is not worthy of wine, there is no breath of life~~"

Huang Lei and He Yan both laughed, and Brother Dog agreed with Shen Fei's point of view very much.

He Landou talked about Zhang Zifeng's non-drinking again, and no one paid attention to her, and this girl didn't know if she was lacking in heart, she was still there.

even made a joke between Brother Dog and Zhang Zifeng, "Hey, Brother Dog, will you and your sister take on a couple scene?" ”

Zhang Zifeng said directly: "No~"

Brother Dog also said: "Of course not." ”

This girl still doesn't give up, "If the two of you play a couple, will Brother Dog kiss his sister?" ”

At this time, Huang Lei was already frowning,

He Yu also smiled and mixed, "They are not brothers and sisters, but they are better than brothers and sisters." ”

"It's nothing, she's my sister!" Brother Dog said again.

Zhang Zifeng had already shown a little impatience, leaned towards Shen Fei's side again, lowered his voice and asked, "Brother Fei, you sang half of "Once Upon a Time" today, is there still the second half?" Would you like to sing it later? ”

"Nope!"

Shen Fei said directly.

It's no good, who sings it, Lao Tzu won't do it!

Zhang Zifeng still wanted to say something to Shen Fei,

He Landou felt that his role had been snatched away again, because the camera had already been pointed at Shen Fei again, and even Director Wang said with a smile, "There must be a second half, right?" I'll sing it to everyone later, so that everyone can feast their ears~~"

He Landou then raised his voice,

pulled the topic to Zhang Zifeng and Brother Dog again,

She thinks that's the focus.

And because of this, I will become the focus of the program group.

And then the popularity soared,

That's what she's here for.

"Brother dog, haven't you always wanted a kissing scene? It's your sister who plays your girlfriend, why don't you want to? He Landou asked again, "Do you want to rehearse first?" Don't be shy, let's walk through it here. What if you get a couple scene in the future? Besides, the building near the water gets the moon first, such a good opportunity, don't you want to try it? ”

Unrelenting, endless,

And I don't have a brain,

I don't know how to behave in the world,

Speak regardless of the occasion,

He Landou's behavior suddenly silenced a circle of people,

Shen Fei even spoke directly: "Whether people take the kissing scene or not, what's the matter with you?" Isn't the barbecue tasty, or is the beer not drunk? ”

That's right

That's right

Shen Fei just slapped this girl in the face.

Girl, didn't you see that Brother Dog and Zhang Zifeng were too lazy to take care of you? It's not over. Extraordinary?!!

After Shen Fei finished speaking,

Brother Dog directly touched a glass with Shen Fei, "Come on, Brother Fei, it's done~"

Although he didn't say it explicitly, Brother Dog's expression was already very clear: Fei Ge is good.

Zhang Zifeng also picked up the water cup, touched it with Shen Fei, and said "thank you" in his heart.

"What do you mean? Am I not assuming? He Landou didn't expect Shen Fei to be mad on the spot, and immediately had a gloomy and embarrassed face, "And they are all actors, isn't it common for people to kiss their mouths?" Why are you targeting me?! ”

Gotcha,

She is still wronged?!!

Shen Fei was happy, he was angry, so he put down the beer, "Yes, there are indeed a lot of actors who play on the spot, otherwise, you can perform a striptease for everyone on the spot." Maybe one day you will receive the role of a dusty woman in an art gallery? Come, come, come, rehearse? Strife is a play......"

Shen Fei even made a serious invitation expression.

This time,

Instantly fills up aggro points.

The live broadcast room boiled instantly:

[Damn, Uncle Huang is awesome! 】

[Hahaha, Uncle Huang's three-inch tongue is not rotten, and you ~~]

[Okay, good! I've seen this beanie for a long time, and it's not pleasing to the eye.,Specially.,I really thought it was a green onion!! 】

[That's it, my sister and the dog brother can't hold their faces, she's still there, let's go, it's a typical brainless! ] 】

[Uncle Huang: It's all a scene, come on, start your performance. He Landou: Can this be the same? Why do you always target me?! 】

[Hahaha, the program team pumped their brains, and they invited such a wonderful actor to come over! ] 】

[She still thinks she's a big coffee.] As a result, I was scared~~~]

[Happy, happy!!] 】

[Although I have long seen this girl unpleasantly, Lao Tzu still wants to say: I want to see it! ] (Candid .gif)]

In front of the screen,

Anne was already laughing: "Giggles, Brother Shen Fei's mouth...... It's so ruthless, it's even more ruthless than eating seafood with me~~, Shen Fei's brother is so ......"

Sister Zhou: "This stinky guy has finally done his job back!" ”

Silly little sister: "That girl really deserves it!" ”

however

Jiahang Entertainment's Yang Mi's face was instantly unsightly, and she even burst into foul language, "Damn, this stinky guy...... Give the old lady a whole job~~"

thereupon

Pick up your phone,

Quickly called the company's public relations department, "Keep an eye on today's headlines and operate appropriately." ”

"That's right, this dog is alive again!"

"You must keep an eye on the headlines, if there is anything that can't be solved, contact me directly~~~"

After the admonition,

Yang Mi was so angry that she picked up the coffee cup and drank it,

Specially,

I also burned my mouth on the hot coffee。。。。。

And the mushroom house scene,

now

The expressions of everyone can be described as stunned and very exciting......

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PS: Thank you "Pan Zhengyang" for the 100 book coin reward, thank you". "Full stop brother 200 book coins reward.

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