Chapter 149: Is he relying on singing to attract people to sell fish? Are you sure you're not using your singing voice to drive people away?! (Ask for subscriptions, tips)

At this point,

Brother Dog, at the instigation of Shen Fei,

began to try to shout and sell at the top of his voice: "Melon seeds, melon seeds, spiced melon seeds, let you breathe fragrant~~"

"Caramel melon seeds, sell them cheaply, don't make money if they don't taste good~~"

"Walk by, don't miss it, taste before you buy ......"

"For a few dollars, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled, but you can taste the world's delicious melon seeds and peanuts......"

"Peanut peanuts, organic peanuts, no pesticides, no pollution,"

And what about Shen Fei,

Sitting on the pony, while knocking melon seeds, correcting the dog brother's shouting and selling, by the way, he also took time to talk to Anne and Zhang Zifeng in the fruit stall next door, chatting and joking·~~~,

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy:

[Hahaha, Uncle Huang, this dog thing, can't change the nature of the sixth child anywhere; Brother Dog was fooled by this guy~~]

[Didn't you see Brother Dog's shouting hard? ] Hahaha, my voice is almost hoarse~~]

[The oldest six teammates of the year, none other than Uncle Huang. No matter how hard people shouted, he was leisurely eating melon seeds, and he was also flirting with his sister and picking up girls~~]

[Didn't you see the flowers and branches of Sister Zifeng and Miss Anne laughing? 】

[It's really rare to have a bad anchor like Uncle Huang. This is a yearning, he is still rotten! 】

[Do you know the African flat-headed brother? Its whole life is either in the dry frame or on the way to the dry frame. Our imperial uncle is a honey badger! It's a real hammer~~~]

And the number of people in the live broadcast room has been increasing rapidly.

Most of them came for Shen Fei.

When the leader of the program team saw this sharp increase in data, day by day, he couldn't close his mouth for a long time, and praised without hesitation: "Lao Wang's hand is good, and inviting this anchor to participate in the yearning is the most cost-effective decision." ”

In front of the screen,

Zhuang Dafei and Reba, as well as Zhu Weidan, stared at Shen Fei, who was rotten, and his stomach hurt from laughing, "This guy is too lazy, and he is very old, whoever partners with him, who is unlucky......"

Feng Yuanmo, who was rehearsing in the program team: "This dog guy is actually rotten again." Hey? Isn't it Annie next to her? How could she stay in the program group for so long? ”

meanwhile

The little sister just hung up Jihoon's phone in a huff,

Then complained to Sister Zhou next to her: "Why is this person so annoying?" I made it clear that I didn't want to participate in their Best Popular Anchor Contest, and he still didn't give up, and he was so annoyed~~"

"What if Uncle Huang invites you to participate?" Sister Zhou asked in a mocking tone.

"That, that,...... It depends on what he invited me to do~~" The little sister suddenly knotted her tongue and hurriedly argued.

"Cut, hypocrisy!" Sister Zhou pursed her lips.

"What if that guy invites you?" The little sister asked rhetorically,

"Me? I'm definitely going! Sister Zhou said, and then pointed to Anne in the live broadcast room on the screen, "Oh, go, you can increase your popularity, and the old lady wants to take revenge by the way, hum!" ”

When the little sister saw Anne on Sister Zhou's screen, her pretty face also showed envy, and then asked curiously, "Why has she been yearning?" ”

And then

The little sister hurriedly opened the tiger bud platform,

Suddenly

A pop-up advertisement on the homepage appeared in her field of vision: Miss Annie, the popular anchor, was invited to participate in Longing, if you like friends, please go to Longing to follow and support......

And then

Hand this pop-up ad to Sister Zhou,

Sister Zhou was also stunned for a few seconds,

Suddenly exclaimed: "Damn! The platform pushes it! This...... This...... What's going on?!! No, I have to call Manager Liu and ask~~"

In terms of weight, the weight of her and the little sister is even greater than this Annie.

To yearn for, such a good thing,

Why didn't anyone contact them?

After making a phone call,

Sister Zhou is even more envious,

Looking at Sister Zhou's bitter melon expression, the little sister came over curiously, "What did Manager Liu say?" ”

Manager Liu said: Mr. Wang personally arranged it above. I listened to him as if this was the ...... It has something to do with Uncle Huang~" Sister Zhou pouted,

complained unhappily, "The capitalists are so disgusting, what kind of nepotism is there even here, he~tui~~~"

The little girl's beautiful eyes burned, "Why don't we go to Wuzhen too?" Just as a tourist? ”

Sister Zhou's expression was stunned: "This ...... It's too obvious, isn't it? Have you hooked up with Uncle Huang in private? Say, isn't it? I think so. ”

"No, really not!" The little sister's cheeks were a little hot, and she didn't dare to look at Sister Zhou, so she wouldn't tell Sister Zhou that Uncle Huang had replied to her a few messages.

"Then why are you blushing? You are a dead girl, you know that you can't be trusted, and you said that you would help this girl avenge, but you actually surrendered to the mutiny?! Sister Zhou looked distressed.

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Seeing that it was ten o'clock at noon,

Brother Dog hasn't opened yet, his whole voice is hoarse, and he is still in a hurry, "Brother Fei, this shouting strategy...... Doesn't seem to be hit? Do you have any other options? ”

"I'm thinking!"

Shen Fei responded.

Dog: #¥¥%&*

I believe you're a ghost, you're a dog, and you're a bad dog.

You haven't been thinking about it at all, you've been eating melon seeds and chatting with your sister~~

Zhang Zifeng and Anne also have little faces like bitter melons, and they only sold one order and earned seven or eight yuan.

A fish stall not far away,

Yixing looked at the 24 yuan he earned today, and he was worried: "Huahua, let's ...... Why can't it be sold? ”

"Maybe the folks don't like to eat fish today~" Huahua lowered her head and played with the guitar, not focusing on selling fish at all.

"Do you think we're selling fish in the wrong way? You see, Peng Peng is shouting over there quite vigorously, so he should have sold a lot, right? Yixing staggered and pointed to the direction of the stall where Shen Fei and Brother Dog were.

Flowey thought about it,

Finally made a decision: "Or, I'll sing." ”

Yixing thought about it seriously, and thought of the fact that Shen Fei made a lot of money in the street store that day, and immediately thought that this matter was feasible.

Spend flowers and sing, don't need money, as long as you can attract people to come and let them buy fish~~~

And Huahua is quite famous in the entertainment industry.

If he really can't, he is also a singer himself, and he can dance, and he also performs on stage.

He still didn't believe it: he and Huahua were on the field at the same time, and they couldn't complete today's task?!!

"Fathers and fellow villagers come and take a look, listen to it, Mr. Hua Chenyu, the champion of happy male voices and the winner of the Most Popular Male Singer Award at the 6th Music Billboard Newcomer Festival, will sing songs to everyone on the spot~~"

Zhang Yixing followed the same example, learned from Brother Dog's shouting, and also began to sell, "We are not selling singing, we are singing for free, and the whole process is free to perform~~"

Suddenly, someone came around, it happened to be a young man, "Damn, Zhang Yixing?" Hua Chenyu? It's really you two. Hey, big guys, these two are celebrities~~"

Immediately, many people came over, the older ones naturally didn't know Zhang Yixing, these new generations, but there were many young people who knew them, and they were very excited.

Especially when I heard that they were going to perform for free, I screamed with excitement.

Someone else asked: "You don't charge money for your performances, so what are you trying to do?" ”

Zhang Yixing seems to see hope,

Nodding towards Flowey,

continued: "Yes, we don't take a penny, and we won't take a small basket in front of you during the singing stage, and let you reward you with money or something; Our task today with the program team is to sell the fish at the normal market price! ”

"I hope that all the fathers and fellow villagers can support a lot~~"

Zhang Yixing's posture was still very low, and he even folded his hands and bowed to everyone.

"Look, this kid is still very sensible, if he sings well, it's okay to buy a fish or two, come on, let's open the whole ~~"

An older fellow laughed approvingly.

At this point,

Live Room Audience:

[, the mage wants to do it?!! Nima, really? Who provoked him!! 】

[It's not good, run away, the mage is going to do it~~]

[Huahua: Demon, where to escape. Look at my great mighty Heavenly Dragon, Great Luo spell ......]

[Hahaha, upstairs, do you want to laugh at me and inherit Lao Tzu's Huabei? 】

[Damn, he's a great god and can sing? Nima, don't make a fuss, okay? Why don't you watch Yixing dance for a while? 】

[I remember that Yixing's song is very good, and the dance seems to be good, and the hip-hop dance thief slips away when he throws his hat~~]

[Groove, groove, there is a sense of picture.] Nima, there's the devil upstairs. 】

[Listen first, I don't dare to listen, I'm afraid that the mage will 'send me away', everyone, go first~~]

[Me too, I went to see Uncle Huang, I wish you all good luck! 】

[I hope that when I come again, there will still be people alive in this live broadcast room!] 】

[Is it that scary?] 】

[I don't believe it! 】

【Unbelief +1】

Huahua cleared her throat and hugged the guitar, "Today's instruments are limited, so let's just write a song I wrote some time ago!" This song is sung to all terminally ill patients, wishing them a speedy recovery. ”

"This song, how to say it, well, there are no lyrics~~"

"It's just one word - "Cancer", a wordless song, without a single lyric~~"

"I hope everyone will like it~~"

And then

Flowey began his unique wordless song mode,

Audience: ......

"Damn, what is this singing?"

"Didn't he just say that? Wordless song! ”

"Good boy, this is called a song? This is a ghost howl, my Erhuang's screaming is better than this, and it has been withdrawn~~" An older old man shook his head directly, put his hands behind his back, and walked away step by step~~

then

More and more people are leaving,

Only a few young people are still holding on,

forcibly biting his tongue and holding on; Don't bite your tongue, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive!

Zhang Yixing: ......

Never mind

Explain.

"This song is sung to renew the certificate of terminal illness, to give them encouragement, to make them confident in life, and to ...... Well, it expresses the pain of terminally ill patients that no one knows, so the whole process is ...... in the form of painful chanting, and at the same time, the song is ...... Ahem, I'll drink some water first~~"

Zhang Yixing picked up a bottle of mineral water on the table, drank it with a bang, and complained frantically in his heart: Nima, I can't make it up. What the hell is this howling~~~~

Live Room Audience:

[Poof, hahaha, I feel sorry for Yixing for a second, even he feels that he can't make it up!!] 】

[Nima, Lao Tzu almost died of poison on the spot! 】

[Damn, my dog's barking is better than this!!] 】

[Don't you see more and more people walking at the scene? 】

[The point is, this guy is still singing very devotedly, look, look, his eyes are closed the whole time!] Throw yourself into it. With this dedication, he is worthy of being the pillar of the future of the Chinese music scene! ......, okay, Lao Tzu admitted it, Lao Tzu charged him five cents, so he said so many words against his will! 】

【!】 Bury your allies! Lao Tzu's forty-meter broadsword can't be recovered~~~]

[It's over, it's over, his song is over, not to mention that the villagers are scared away, the fish are all scared to death; The value of dead fish is estimated to be lower~~]

scene

Annie, who was eating melon seeds, was suddenly startled by Huahua's voice in the air, and the melon seeds in her hand fell to the ground, "Oh Mom, who?" What's wrong with this? What happened? ”

So, he nervously hugged Zhang Zifeng's arm, and looked around with beautiful eyes.

"Sister Anne, don't look at it, where is the fish stall!" Zhang Zifeng smiled bitterly and told the truth.

"Selling songs and fish? I'm afraid this song is not going to scare the villagers away~~" Anne exclaimed.

"Poof~~" Zhang Zifeng didn't hold back, and immediately laughed~~

Brother Dog: "Hahaha, can this guy really come up with it, sell fish by singing?" Hahahaha~~"

Since, Brother Dog was stunned for a moment, showing an expression of sudden realization, "Eh, Brother Fei, this idea...... It seems to be good. Phineas, or else, you......??? ”

Brother Dog stared at Shen Fei with bright eyes, his expression was self-evident.

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The little author has been flustered these days, and he is uncomfortably panicked,

Alas, the irons gave too much today, and then insist on it later, and then a whole chapter~~

(End of chapter)