Chapter 152: Compared with the gourd painting scoop skill, we have to be our imperial uncle!
Chapter 152 is better than the gourd painting scoop skill, and we have to be our emperor's uncle! (Ask for subscriptions, tips)
Live Room:
[I'm damned, I'm, Miss Anne blushed, she blushed~~]
[Nima, if you want to say that the two of them are fine, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it! 】
[This scene reminds me of the tidbits in "Li Shimin, King of Qin" between the goddess Yuanyuan and He Rundong, and my goddess looks at He Rundong...... Something is wrong~~, Lao Tzu is sour, sour......]
[Hey, demon spirit, yes, I'm Zhao Youting......]
[I don't know if there is a story between Uncle Huang and Miss Annie, but I'm sure that Miss Annie definitely wants to have a story with Uncle Huang, because there is light in her eyes~~~]
[Oh Mom, it's so sweet, I'm looking forward to them coming together! 】
[Both of them are anchors, and they are both tiger buds, and it's pretty good to come together......]
[Nima, did you form a group of Uncle Dao Huang again? This guy actually snatched my baby Annie~~]
When Zhang Zifeng pushed Anne onto Shen Fei,
The camera did capture the scene of Anne's little girl's cheeks being hot and shy,
Especially the beautiful eyes that overflow with water,
It's just ......
But
Uncle Dog Huang, a scumbag, had to look at Shu and said jokingly, "Where is one Annie enough, otherwise, let's get along with the three of us~~"
Zhang Zifeng was taken aback,
His cheeks turned red,
The dog brother next to him was not happy, "Hey, Brother Fei, don't go too far, be careful that my master chases you with a woodcutter!" Hahaha~~"
Mushroom House,
Huang Lei had already started to sharpen the knife, and he reached out to test the blade to see if it was sharp.
He Yi approached and smiled and quipped: "Lao Huang, Lao Huang, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil'......"
"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!" Huang Lei took a deep breath, then raised his woodcutter, split the half-human thick wooden stake beside him with one sword, gritted his teeth and said, "Do you see that I'm excited?" I'm not thrilled at all......"
Huang Lei: ......
Anne knew that this was Shen Fei's brother's joking character, so naturally she wouldn't be angry. If it weren't for the live broadcast of the show now, Brother Shen Fei would be even more excessive than this.
Think about her going to the playground with Shen Fei's brother, and being held up as an umbrella by Shen Fei's brother and drenched in water; Thinking of his high heels being knocked off by Shen Fei's brother and turned into flat shoes,
The strength of the mouth cannon just now is simply drizzle!
"Giggles, then Uncle Huang can't favor one over the other~" Anne smiled and said.
Photographer:......
Nima, every time he filmed Uncle Huang, he had to be frightened and consider whether to cut off the live broadcast on the spot. Alas, it's so difficult~~
And Shen Fei is also quite measured,
A sentence of mouth cannon can be regarded as adjusting the atmosphere,
But if you keep talking about it, it's a proper hooliganism.
LOW!
Obscene!
Even if he can stand it, I'm afraid Anne and his sister's mouths can't stand it~~~
"Gotta it, just kidding, stop in moderation, stop and stop, we can't let the longing show stop broadcasting because of me!" Shen Fei immediately said with a smile.
The photographer exhaled a deep breath of turbidity, finally relaxed, and said in his heart: You still know that this is a live show! I'm afraid you don't know!
"Actually, you have to pay attention to one way to sell anything!" Shen Fei came to Zhang Zifeng and Annie's citrus stall, and the female owner of the citrus shop also came over, and she also wanted to get sperm.
After all, looking at the neighbors of the melon seed shop next to her, the sales volume reached 1,600 in half an hour, and she was also greedy.
Brother Dog asked curiously, "In what way?" Brother Fei, let's talk quickly, don't sell it, okay? ”
Zhang Zifeng and Anne also looked forward to it, but Anne's beautiful eyes had a lot more things than Zhang Zifeng, including admiration, admiration, and sweetness......
"Yes, Brother Fei, talk quickly, talk quickly, I'll take a small notebook and write it down!" Zhang Yixing actually took out a small notebook, looking like he was taking notes on the spot.
Hua Chenyu, who looked over from afar, didn't say anything, but pursed his lips and continued to play with the guitar in his arms: in fact, he also wondered, why can't it work to sell songs and fish?
Why don't these folks know how to appreciate and pinch?
Brother, this song, how good,
Although it is a wordless song, it perfectly interprets the pain of cancer patients~~
Alas, a bunch of laypeople who don't know how to appreciate!
"One word: fresh!" Shen Fei held up a finger, "Experience the meaning of this word!" ”
Annie:......
Zhang Zifeng tilted his head: ......
Brother Dog: "Fresh? The fruit is fresh, huh? ”
Zhang Yixing: "Fish, fish is fresher~~"
Shen Fei: ......
I was almost depressed on the spot, "Xian, I mean novelty!" ”
"Let's explain it this way," Shen Fei picked up a citrus fruit, peeled it, and stuffed it into his mouth, "Well, there's a lot of water, moist!" ”
Annie: Poof~~
Unconsciously, I blushed......
Maybe I thought of some inappropriate picture for children.
Zhang Zifeng: "And then? ”
Brother Dog raised his fingers with a sudden realization, "Oh, oh, it's novel, isn't it like the model we sold melon seeds just now, implementing packaged sales?!" ”
"Hey, it's got to be a dog!" Shen Fei patted Brother Dog's shoulder and said approvingly, "If a sales method doesn't work, you have to learn to be flexible!" ”
"As for how to be flexible? It depends on whether your brain is flexible~~"
"For example, this citrus ......"
Shen Fei raised the citrus that he had eaten half-eaten, "...... tell me about your sales ideas?" ”
Zhang Zifeng: "Run! ”
Shen Fei: Ahem~~~
"There's a lot of water, and it's moist!" Anne added.
Shen Fei: Ahem~~
Nima, don't blame Lao Tzu, they said it themselves.
Female boss: "Big, round and moist!" ”
Shen Fei: ......
Nima, do you want Lao Tzu to cough up blood?!!
Shen Fei hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop everyone and prevent them from making any more noise; Let these women continue to talk, Shen Fei said that he would really vent ......
"Brother Dog has already mentioned the idea just now, that is, to change the way of thinking to sell!"
Shen Fei stretched out his hand, "Brother dog, pen, cardboard~~"
"Here, Brother Fei~" Brother Dog hurriedly handed over the oil pen.
"Little brother, cardboard, is this okay?" The female boss hurriedly moved over a piece of cardboard about one meter.
In the eager expressions of everyone and the audience in the live broadcast room,
Shen Fei pinched the pen, revealing a thoughtful look, and commanded: "You pick out the citrus that grows well, has not broken the skin, and is big; Divide all the citrus into three grades according to quality! ”
This time, not only Zhang Zifeng and Anne did it,
Brother Dog naturally helped,
Even Zhang Yixing came over,
The big guys work together......
After all, it's not early, and the sun is about to set.
It's time for them to go back to dinner, too.
As for Shen Fei, you can't say that he didn't do anything, he moved his mouth, while eating citrus, he commanded, "Don't be shoddy, good is good, crooked melon and cracked jujube are crooked melon and cracked jujube, distinguish it!" ”
"In addition, the third category, one is packed every five catties."
"The second category, pack one for every two catties!"
"First category, don't pack!"
Shen Fei pointed,
The people are toiling,
The audience in the live broadcast room complained and scolded:
[This dog is the sixth old, don't move yourself, let others be tired! ] I feel sorry for my baby Anne~~]
[I feel sorry for my sister~~]
[Why am I alone and feel sorry for the female boss of Xiongda? ] Look, that ass, love love~~]
[,, I thought I was paying attention to the female boss of the fruit stall by myself, it turned out that there were peers upstairs!! Grip claw~~~】
[Uncle Huang's sixth? Isn't this the usual style of the emperor's uncle? What's there to be curious about? Hahaha~~】
[Have you ever seen an engineer do it himself?] Aren't all engineers commanding their subordinates to work, our uncle is an engineer now! It's a technical brick home! 】
[God is a brick house! Hahaha~~】
When everyone is almost finished sorting,
Shen Fei's citrus was also eaten,
Sha Sha wrote a string of words on the cardboard: [Store transfer, clearance processing!] Ten dollars for a pack, ten dollars for a pack! 】
When Shen Fei stood in front of the fruit stall with a sign,
The landlady looked at the words on the cardboard,
I was stunned on the spot: the old lady didn't say that the store was transferred!
I don't plan to transfer it~~
Isn't this a fool?!!
However, this method ...... Does it work?
Now in this season, the ordinary price of citrus is 6 yuan a catty, and Shen Fei's 10 yuan a pack is indeed not expensive.
soon
Zhang Zifeng and Anne also noticed the sign,
Anne's eyes widened, and just as she wanted to speak, Shen Fei raised a finger and put it to her mouth: "Shh~~~"
After Brother Dog was stunned for a moment, he then gave Shen Fei a thumbs up: "It has to be Brother Fei!" ”
Zhang Yixing wanted to say something, his lips squirmed a few times, but he didn't say anything after all.
soon
Here came a few aunts,
One of his aunts even pointed at Shen Fei: "Hey, hey, little brother, why are you still ?!! ”
Auntie's expression was as if she had seen a little lover, and she pointed to citrus, "What's the matter, have you changed careers?" Don't sell melon seeds? ”
"Ahem, do you want to bring a bag with you!" Shen Fei smiled, "No way, this fruit shop is also mine!" ”
"You're really capable, young man!"
Aunt praised.
"Alas, if you don't do it, you can't do it, there is an old mother, and there are three children waiting to be fed, man, it should be hard work, it's all for this family~"
Shen Fei's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he pointed to the cameraman, "Well, in order to sell it out as soon as possible, I have invested a lot of money, and even the people from the TV station have been invited to advertise!" ”
Photographer:......
Got a career change?
From program photography, to advertising photography?!!
When?
Does Director Wang know?
The female boss next to her was already overjoyed,
Her fruit shop was really on TV for free this time, and she made an advertisement in front of the people of the whole country~~~
Zhang Zifeng at the scene even leaned into Anne's ear and lowered his voice: "Brother Fei is really poor!" Giggle~~"
Anne was fantasizing in her heart: "If one day, if you really live such a simple life of selling fruits with Brother Shen Fei, it seems that you will be quite happy~~"
Brother Dog's heart: Damn, Brother Fei's talent...... Absolute son, can't learn, can't learn~~
Zhang Yixing smiled at Brother Dog and gave Shen Fei a thumbs up.
Live Room:
[Hahahaha, the aunts were stunned by the uncle of the emperor~~]
[Uncle Huang's sales talent, it's really not covered! ] Just this package sales, you can play tricks, I really admire! 】
[Nima, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to watch a live TV show and learn to do business! I've learned, I've learned~~]
[I have to say, Uncle Huang's hand sold badly, it's really good! ] 】
In front of the screen,
Zhuang Dafei even hugged Reba's neck, and the whole person trembled, "Giggles, can't laugh, is Brother Fei going to laugh at us?" Just him, there are still children to feed, hahahaha......"
Yang Mi in the office: "This stinky guy, what a basket of nonsense~~"
Feng Yuanmo at station B couldn't hold back, and laughed on the spot, and the colleagues around her looked at her together, making her embarrassed~~
The shopping is over,
Back to the apartment, the two little sisters,
staring at the live broadcast room, one by one was already laughing and lying on the bed holding their stomachs,
Especially Sister Zhou: "Hahaha, hahaha, stupid, your dog is really bullshit!" Hahaha, when did you give birth to the three babies for him, why didn't you invite me to drink full moon wine? ……”
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"Look at how hard you work, you're a good man. If I hadn't gotten married earlier, I would have really wanted to introduce my daughter to you! Come, give me a whole package~" The aunt pointed to the third-class fruit for ten yuan a pack, "Take it back, just make it for the two grandchildren~~~"
"I'll have a pack too! Just rush to the boy, your down-to-earth energy! "Another aunt asked for a pack.
"I don't want this kind of small one," the third aunt asked, pointing to the biggest ones, "how do you sell this?" ”
"Sister, you can't buy this like that small one. This kind, 10 yuan a catty. Shen Fei said.
"It's too expensive, isn't it?" Aunt disgusted.
"But, if you exceed five pounds, you can get a pack of small ones for free!" Shen Fei immediately said, "The medium-sized one can also be sold like this." Over 10 pounds, get a pack of small ones! ”
Shen Fei does sales,
Pay attention to a flexible ......
Zhang Yixing watched and studied at the same time, thinking in his heart: Do you want to use Shen Fei's routine on his fish stall later?
It should work better than a gourd, right?
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PS: It is estimated that the old irons are asleep, so let's stay up tomorrow and watch it again, stay up late and hurt my body, the little author is also going to rest, I wish you all a good dream, good night~~
(End of chapter)