Chapter Twenty-Eight: Tricksters
When Liu Feng finally couldn't bear it anymore, and was almost ready to do it with hatred, the middle-aged man in white took out a piece of ancient jade and shouted, "Settle the bill, and find a good room for grandpa!"
The guy is very knowledgeable, and after a glance, he collected the ancient jade with a smile, and shouted loudly to the third floor: "Tianzi No. 1 room picks up guests!" After that, he said to the two middle-aged people: "Two third floors, please!" After speaking, he led the two up.
Yang Fan and the others said "um", and went upstairs with the guy.
Looking at the backs of the two of them gradually drifting apart, until they completely disappeared from his sight, Liu Feng suddenly woke up: "Fortunately, it was time for these two beasts to leave, otherwise I really can't guarantee that I won't do anything to them, and with my current strength, if I make a move, it will undoubtedly become another cold corpse in the wilderness." But I was never willing to let them go.
"Hey, stupid, why are you stunned at the two big men? Isn't it that you are interested in them?" Feng Yueqin pursed her mouth and said funny.
"Yes, I'm interested in them!" Liu Feng's words were sonorous, not at all like a joke. Feng Yueqin was shocked when she heard this, her body trembled slightly, and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a hobby."
Liu Feng didn't answer, as if he hadn't heard it, and stared at the stairs on the third floor where the two middle-aged men had just walked.
"Dead fool, what are you stupid about?" After speaking, Feng Yueqin said to the guy not far away: "Little Er, bring Miss Ben a set of men's clothes and two sets of good rooms!"
The shopkeeper came in response, but said: "Miss, there are good rooms in this store, but one has already been booked, and the only thing left is the second room in Tianzi, as for the ordinary room, it has already been full, and no one can accommodate it." β
"What? Got booked? Bastard, your inn is so big, do you only have two good rooms?"
"Miss doesn't know, the good room in this store is extraordinary, even if it is not inferior to the royal family, and besides, there is such an inn hundreds of miles away here, there are countless mercenaries who hunt and kill monsters on the mountain, and the ordinary room is naturally bursting day by day, just because the price of the Tianzi room is extraordinary, it is usually empty, but I never expected that today's Miss would export to two sets, so I don't take care of it, and I want to take care of it. β
"Well, Miss Ben won't embarrass you. As soon as Feng Yueqin's words fell, Liu Feng jumped up suddenly and asked, "Man, is it that the second room of Tianzi is next door to the first room of Tianzi?"
The guy saw that Liu Feng was dressed as a beggar, and it was inconvenient to answer, but seeing that he and the richly dressed woman beside him were all the way, he said very politely at the moment: "What the guest officer said is not reasonable, Tianzi No. 2 room is indeed next door to Tianzi No. 1 room." β
"Fool, Daye, are you okay?" Seeing Liu Feng's abnormal expression, Feng Yueqin asked a little unnaturally.
"Of course I'm fine!" Liu Feng said secretly in his heart: "Those two thieves live next door, and there must be a corresponding way to wait for them to sleep at night." Thinking of this, Liu Feng followed Feng Yueqin and the shopkeeper upstairs together.
With the guidance of the guys, they came to the No. 2 room of Tianzi in a moment, Liu Feng Fengyueqin and the two pushed open the door, only to see the cloud top sandalwood as the beam, the crystal jade as the lamp, the pearl as the curtain, and Fan Jin as the pillar base. The six-foot-wide agarwood bed is hung next to the shark silk treasure tent, and the tent is embroidered with pearls and silver thread begonia flowers, and the wind is moving, like falling clouds and mountains and phantom seas. The couch is set up with a green jade incense pillow, covered with soft silkworm ice sticks, and stacked with jade belts. Look at the white jade under the feet, embedded with gold beads, chisel the ground for the lotus, the flowers become the appearance of a five-stemmed lotus, the petals are fresh and exquisite, even the stamens are delicate and recognizable, and the barefoot step only feels warm, it is actually chiseled with Lantian warm jade, straight like a jade lotus step by step, comparable to the extravagance of Pan Yuer's golden lotus step by step. is so poor and beautiful, Liu Feng has never seen it in his life. I wonder who the owner of this inn is sacred, and he has such a hand!
Seeing Liu Feng's surprised look, Feng Yueqin raised her pretty face and said very arrogantly: "This place is indeed good, but compared to the royal palace, it is much inferior, and it can only be regarded as a second-rate room." β
"What?second-rate room?" Liu Feng was extremely shocked in his heart, the luxurious Cheng dΓΉ here was actually called a second-rate, it can be imagined, what a magnificent scene it would be if it was a first-class palace? Liu Feng really didn't dare to imagine.
The thought in his heart turned, his face was also gloomy, and he scolded: "What a fart, Liu Feng, Liu Feng, what you are thinking about now is not this, but how to deal with the two thieves next door, now the dog thieves next door are happy and comfortable, how can you be happy?"
"Stupid, what's wrong with you? How do I think you're weird?" Feng Yueqin saw that Liu Feng's expression was extremely wrong, and she didn't know what was going on, so she asked. But Liu Feng said, "It's nothing, I'm sleeping!" and jumped into bed without even putting on new clothes.
"Stinky boy, you come down for Miss Ben! There is only one bed, do you want Miss Ben to sleep on the ground?" But Liu Feng pretended not to hear her words, and actually snored loudly when he fell down, and his voice was loud and tight. But how did Feng Yueqin know that Liu Feng was pretending, but he said that his ordinary villager was too tired, so he fell asleep. So he quickly stepped to the bed and yelled at Liu Feng: "Bastard, you get up for Miss Ben, otherwise Miss Ben will kill you with a knife!" "Oh, I can't sleep in this bed, there is a wicked woman in this bed, do you see? I sleep here, the wicked woman will kill me!"
Feng Yueqin didn't know that Liu Feng scolded her evil mother-in-law, so she only looked at the bed, and said, "You fool, this bed is good, where did the evil woman come from?"
Seeing Feng Yueqin closed her eyes and fell asleep, Liu Feng slowly lay on the ground, because the floor was hewn from Lantian warm jade, it was very comfortable, but Liu Feng never fell asleep.
After a long time, in the middle of the night, Liu Feng quietly pushed the door open, just wanted to take advantage of the night to go next door to annihilate the two dog thieves, but unexpectedly found that they were all dressed in black, standing at the door, Liu Feng carefully hid behind the door, and it was not strange why the thieves stayed awake all night, and listened to the conversation of the two thieves clearly.
The middle-aged man surnamed Yang said: "Brother Fan, it's nearly midnight, and it is expected that the shopkeeper is also asleep, our ancient jade during the day is worth a lot, wouldn't it be wonderful for us to steal it back at night?"
"Okay! Brother Yang said, let's do it now!" said the two of them jumping out from the third floor together.
After not seeing movement for a long time, Liu Feng was able to feel at ease, gently stepped out of the Tianzi No. 2 room, pushed open the door of the Tianzi No. 1 room next door, and quietly touched in. But he said in his heart: "These two thieves actually want to steal back the ancient jade used to pay the bill for a hundred days, live in this overlord's room, eat this overlord's meal, it is really obscene, although I can't kill them now, but I can also sneak into their room, steal all the thieves' entangled items, and make them have to camp in the mountains for a long time."
The No. 1 room of Tianzi is exactly the same as the No. 2 room, and they are all the first-class rooms here. Liu Feng looked at the table, only to see that the two of them were wrapped on it, Liu Feng opened the package, stuffed dozens of medicine bottles into his pocket, and then re-tied them back, just about to leave, as if he remembered something, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, opened his pants, pulled a big bubble of urine in the quilt of Yang Fan and the others, and covered the peeing area with a clean quilt, and after doing this, he quietly slipped back to the No. 2 room of Tianzi.
After a while, the sky was bright, Liu Feng put his ears close to the window that was shared with the No. 1 room of Tianzi, only to hear two wind sounds, obviously the two thieves have not returned to the room until now.
At first, the two of them were extremely happy, and said in a Yang manner: "Brother Fan, this time not only stole the ancient jade back, but also brought a quick ancient jade by the way, this stolen ancient jade is probably much better than our ancient jade, we are rich!"
"Hehe, don't smirk, put Gu Yu in the bag first, and send the valley master back to him one day, maybe the valley master is extra kind and let us go, but now it's important to sleep, don't let the inn find out about the brothers!" The surnamed Yang had just untied the bag, and before he had time to investigate, he screamed "ah". "Brother Fan, are you okay?" said the man who walked quickly to the man who was sexually fan.
"Brother Yang, what's wet in the quilt?"
"Ah, it stinks in the quilt. β
"It's pee, Brother Fan, why are you so lazy and peeing under the quilt?"
"Brother Yang, it's not me, where did the rat come from, dare to pee here?"
"Brother Fan's words are wrong, do rats have such a big bubble of urine? I think it's artificial!" Thinking of this, Xing Yang opened the package in a panic, and sure enough, all the pills in it were gone, and there was not even a medicine bottle left.
"Oh no, this time we will die when we go back, the elixir that the Great Elder wants us to offer to the Valley Lord is all gone, and we are finished. Sex Fan said.
"Shopkeeper, get out of here!" Your grandmother's!" Now that dawn is breaking, all the pills have been lost, and Sex Fan is busy shouting loudly.
From time to time, I saw a fellow come up and step into the room of the two. The guy found out that not only was the ancient jade he obtained yesterday missing, but even his original ancient jade was missing, so he was naturally angry in his heart at the moment, but Yang Fan and the others in front of him were scolding so loudly, and the shopkeeper was very aggrieved in his heart, but he couldn't offend any guest, so he said with a smile: "What's the matter with the two masters?"
Yang Fan and the others saw that the shopkeeper smiled brightly, and they were even more convinced that the loss of the pill was caused by the inn, so Xingfan scolded: "Your mother's shopkeeper, you are so capable!"
"What's wrong with me? I don't understand what the two masters mean. β
"Damn, isn't your inn black shop? The third watch steals the guest's pill in the middle of the night? Lao Tzu gives you a minute to think about it, otherwise you will demolish your bird place!"
The shopkeeper was already angry in his heart, and when he heard this person insulting the reputation of his shop, he could not bear it, so he opened his mouth and scolded: "Fuck your mother, your mother is missing something to find Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is still looking for your mother if she loses something?" Lao Tzu has been operating here for many years, and has never stolen half a penny from a guest, nor has he lost anything, but so many things have happened when you move in today, Lao Tzu now suspects that you have stolen something from this store, let me search it!"
"Bastard!" Sex Fan's face turned red, not to mention how ugly it was, and he directly slapped the shopkeeper in the face, and the shopkeeper almost didn't fly.
"Good thief, do you dare to do it in our store? Don't think that you can run amok with a little strength, come on, come on, come on, Tianzi No. 1 room!" The shopkeeper shouted loudly. In a moment, four black-robed people with their faces covered flashed out! Although these four people were all covered by the black robes and couldn't see their faces clearly, they felt a little, and Yang Fan and the others were stunned: "Three Dharma Kings, one Dharma Emperor!?" I1387